NationStates Jolt Archive

I was just wondering what kind of things you've seen written on the walls in public bathrooms. Today I saw this gem:

R U HIGH?

YES NO

I once saw "Sherman Yates masturbates" on the wall of a toilet stall.

An all time classic is "here I sit, brokenhearted. Tried to shit but only farted."

The grouts are classic:

"Grouts of Wrath," "Grout Pointe Blanke," "Sour Groutes" etc.....

Drunk, there's another couplets to that one.

"Yesterday I took a chance. Tried to fart and shit my pants."

this thread will probably get locked

F*ck
The
Navy


Never
Again
Volentier
Yourself

also
"please do not write on the f*ck*ng stall walls"

"People who write on bathroom stalls need mental help"

I wrote this one as a tribute:

The Jues are not the men to be blamed for nothing.

If you don't know anything about Jack the Ripper, try to decipher that one.

"Flush twice it's a long way to the chow hall!"

in a small bar downtown (there is graffiti all over the bathroom) the first stall:

inside the door (facing forward) "Look left"
on the left wall "Look right"
on the right wall "Look up"
on the ceiling were quite a few explicatives telling you how dumb you were and to quit wasting time in there because people are waiting in line.

It wasn't particularly funny.....but I was impressed that someone writing in the bathroom with a majic marker was that clever and put that much work into it.

Beware of the gay limbo dancer.


:eek:

"Grout Expectations"....