NationStates Jolt Archive


A spam thread

Drunk commies
17-12-2004, 21:07
When I was a kid I used to love spam. I haven't been able to stomach the stuff for several years. Does anyone have some good spam recipies?
You Forgot Poland
17-12-2004, 21:10
Here's a good recipe:

Ingredients:
1 can SPAM
Oil

Step one: Fry.
Gnostikos
17-12-2004, 21:12
I've never liked it. I don't see how anyone can...but to each their own.
Brittanic States
17-12-2004, 21:14
This thread would probably be a kickass place to bitch and whine about sexism guys.
Drunk commies
17-12-2004, 21:15
This thread would probably be a kickass place to bitch and whine about sexism guys.
That's why I started it.
Seosavists
17-12-2004, 21:15
This was exactly what I was expecting!
Haven't tried spam before.
Drunk commies
17-12-2004, 21:16
This was exactly what I was expecting!
Haven't tried spam before.
You either love it or hate it, or you think it's ok.
Steel Butterfly
17-12-2004, 21:17
Arg...spam tastes like catfood

...and I hate how it always ends up in my mailbox
You Forgot Poland
17-12-2004, 21:19
A better meal-in-a-can is corned beef hash.

I ate that for six months, mixed with eggs and frozen spinach and broke the local blood bank record for highest red cell and iron counts. Nurse thought I was an endurance athlete. Who am I to argue?
Dobbs Town
17-12-2004, 21:20
Okay here's a horrible but true story:

I was in college, I was perpetually running low on everything including food. I managed to pick up some items on sale, but after a few days, I realized I was down to several cans of baked beans, and several cans of (not SPAM-brand Spam, but) Argentinian corned beef loaf. I shuddered, having already consumed both beans and the Argentinian corned beef loaf on seperate occasions.

I tried thinking of some way, some possible way to make something other than beef and baked beans, and stupidly tried combining the two in a saucepan. The result was a sort of salmon-pink slop with occasional little spheroid shapes disturbing the surface. It smelled like...some form of excreta. the taste...well,...let's say that sometimes you should rely on what your senses are telling you.
Katganistan
17-12-2004, 21:22
Arg...spam tastes like catfood

...and you know this how? :eek:
Brittanic States
17-12-2004, 21:22
Arg...spam tastes like catfood

...and I hate how it always ends up in my mailbox
If you tipped the postman at christmas he wouldnt leave catfood in your mailbox

oh fiddle de dee im being an evil sexist bastard.
I mean tip the postperson.
Steel Butterfly
17-12-2004, 21:23
...and you know this how? :eek:

hunger...lol...no...drunken bets