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Armageddon
Two of the most wretched films ever made. What sucky movies have you had the misfortune to see?

David Lynch's Dune (half the audience got up and left midway-through...on OPENING night)

David Cronenberg's Existenz (where I got up and left midway-through, complained and got my money back).

Dreck.

The Day after Tommorrow and Crash. Both lousy movies. I've seen better film on teeth for crying out loud.

If you have kids, you'll know.

Any of the Pokemon movies.

Any of the Spy Kids movies (especially the last one).

Commies, you'll be pleased to hear that Armageddon was just added to the Criterion Collection's otherwise sterling catalog. Christ knows who got tanked and passed out at the tiller that day.

These will probably draw fire, but Bubba-Hotep was massively overrated. All Lynch after Blue Velvet sucked. Oh, yeah, the new Star Wars movies.

A sort of independent movie called "Envy", about a girl who wishes to become a boy.... it was cheap, and awful.

Event Horizon - one of the worst movies ever made.

Armageddon - already been said... but, such a great cast... and look what they did with it.

Oh, and Neverending Story 2... I remember the first one being ok, and the second one being like some kind of horrible parody...

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (http://imdb.com/title/tt0185183/)
I got my hands on it knowing full well it is a steaming pile of shit. I made up my mind that I was going to watch it straight through no matter how much it makes my brain hurt.

I just couldn't myself to. I couldn't laugh, I couldn't cry, the absolute suckage of that movie causes a void inside you that can only be filled by deleting the files/burning the disc/tape.

A sort of independent movie called "Envy", about a girl who wishes to become a boy.... it was cheap, and awful.

Event Horizon - one of the worst movies ever made.

Armageddon - already been said... but, such a great cast... and look what they did with it.

Oh, and Neverending Story 2... I remember the first one being ok, and the second one being like some kind of horrible parody...
Hmm, I liked event horizon. Go figgure.

Hmm, I liked event horizon. Go figgure.

Some of the acting wasn't bad... the special effects weren't terrible... but it feel down on two things I dislike in 'horror' movies... the necessity to ALWAYS fall back on either 'loud-noise-and-sudden-flash' or 'un-necessary-gore'.

That's why I will always prefer a 'horror' movie like "Blair Witch" or "The Others".

Alexander.

Seed of Chucky...well, it was intentionally horrible...

Seed of Chucky...well, it was intentionally horrible...
Nothing with John Waters in it can possibly be horrible.

Gosford Park

That movie was a major suckfest.

Am I the only person who LIKES David Lynch movies?

I thought Mulholland Drive was incredible...

Am I the only person who LIKES David Lynch movies?

I thought Mulholland Drive was incredible...
I couldn't follow Mulholland drive. I liked the twin peaks series.

Battlefield earth and equilibrium

also, "a day without a mexican"

Am I the only person who LIKES David Lynch movies?

I thought Mulholland Drive was incredible...


I loved mulholland drive after, you know, it was explained :p

I, Robot
Van Hesling

God, I am so glad I didn't pay to see them.

F9/11

It was a bunch of lies making up a bigger lie...and it inspired countless "punk" kids who no nothing of politics to hate bush. Damn that michael moore.

"Buckets of Blood" was pretty bad. It's a really old horror movie. It would've been tolerable, in a so-bad-it's-funny kind of way, if it weren't for the incredibly annoying jazz score (that is, if you could call it a "score", more like "syncopated noise").

Armageddon - already been said... but, such a great cast... and look what they did with it.


Hmm...I didn't think it was the best movie I had ever seen...but it was hardly bad enough to make this list...

The worst movie ever made in the whole worl is called corpses are forever it is by far the worst movie i have ever seen and i see alot of bad movies

Nothing with John Waters in it can possibly be horrible.


like I said, it was INTENTIONALLY horrible...the stupid kind of horrible...like your brain is sitting there saying "WTF?!" every .25 seconds, and you're kind of disgusted at the same time...

it was like watching a retarded drunken college girl try to eat a bagel.

Hmm...I didn't think it was the best movie I had ever seen...but it was hardly bad enough to make this list...
Are you kidding me? It's one of the worst I've ever seen. The acting sucked. The plot sucked. Even with all the screaming and explosions I managed to fall asleep. Jerry Bruckheimer should be sent to Abu Garaib.

F9/11

It was a bunch of lies making up a bigger lie...and it inspired countless "punk" kids who no nothing of politics to hate bush. Damn that michael moore.


it wasn't necessarily lies..it was more of a film school disaster..the way it was put together reminded me of a highschool documentary attempt..gone bad.

and it's "know", not no.

like I said, it was INTENTIONALLY horrible...the stupid kind of horrible...like your brain is sitting there saying "WTF?!" every .25 seconds, and you're kind of disgusted at the same time...

it was like watching a retarded drunken college girl try to eat a bagel.
Actually that's a turn-on for me.

I couldn't follow Mulholland drive. I liked the twin peaks series.

I will say, the first time I watched Mulholland Drive... it wasn't so much a matter of Who Did It... as "huh? What did they DO?"

I immediately watched it twice more (which, to me, tells me it was a good movie)... before I could get 'a handle' on it.

I think you get out of David Lynch, what you put in... :)

it wasn't necessarily lies..it was more of a film school disaster..the way it was put together reminded me of a highschool documentary attempt..gone bad.

and it's "know", not no.

...damnit...lol

I know that it's "know" and not "no"

...seriously...

...come on guys....believe me...

This year the worst movies I saw have to be:

3. Van Helsing
2. Walking Tall
1. The Forgotten

Are you kidding me? It's one of the worst I've ever seen. The acting sucked. The plot sucked. Even with all the screaming and explosions I managed to fall asleep. Jerry Bruckheimer should be sent to Abu Garaib.

You must live a pretty sheltered life if that's one of the worst things you've ever seen...I don't know...I can just think of many worse movies...

Actually that's a turn-on for me.


well now, have I got someone to sell to you....j/k

Actually that's a turn-on for me.

Hell yeah... mmmm, bagels.... :)

You must live a pretty sheltered life if that's one of the worst things you've ever seen...I don't know...I can just think of many worse movies...
I'm wasn't counting "B" movies or movies that were intentionally bad. Only mainstream "serious" films.

Battlefield earth and equilibrium

also, "a day without a mexican"

To speak ill of "Equilibrium"? That's heresy!

Ginger Snaps, Van Helsing, Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid, and also the Digimon Movie, the spy kids movies, but the WORST MOVIE EVER was some pseudo-independent film which used most of its budget on a Lamborghini that one of the characters drives.

It was called "Severed" and it sucked. The special effects were terrible; this murderer jumps onto a metal rooftop and you can hear this horrible grinding noise as the building shakes at its foundations. Obviously fake, and what's more, these two dumb cops didn't hear the racket right behind them. Also, you could see the machete the murder was using bend and spring back whenever it hit anything. Obviously plastic. But the worst thing about the movie was a chase scene where a man pulls out a pistol and attaches a silencer, and then when he fires it there's a huge kickback and a shot gun sound effect. Then the man who is on the receiving end of this "shotgun in a sidearm's body" just slumps over. No blood or anything.

The only pleasure of this movie was how easy it was to make fun of it.

Hmm... Napolian Dynamite, It was just pathetic.
Also Alien Ressurection. They should have just let the series die.

"Reptilicus"

Best and worst movie, made me laugh sooooo hard......

Am I the only person who LIKES David Lynch movies?

I thought Mulholland Drive was incredible...

I liked Eraserhead...just nothing after that.

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (http://imdb.com/title/tt0185183/)
I got my hands on it knowing full well it is a steaming pile of shit. I made up my mind that I was going to watch it straight through no matter how much it makes my brain hurt.

I just couldn't myself to. I couldn't laugh, I couldn't cry, the absolute suckage of that movie causes a void inside you that can only be filled by deleting the files/burning the disc/tape.

its hard to argue with that one.... I have tried on several occasions to watch it on cable... and I can't force myself to watch more than a few minutes..

although "Surf Nazis must Die" is right up there for wretched excuse of a movie. And I LIKE B movies... they are usually fun.

there are so many bad movies... I mercifully tend to forget about them after seeing a good one though... and make a point to avoid them for ever after.

Interestingly enough, of all the bad movies I've ever seen, 95% of them star Ben Affleck .... go figure.

The other 5%? Fellini films.

The worst movie ever made in the whole worl is called corpses are forever it is by far the worst movie i have ever seen and i see alot of bad movies

You've never seen the actual worst movie in the world, Plan 9 From Outer Space.

The only thing worse than the movie Battlefield Earth was the book...

I remember being starved for reading material in the middle of nowhere, and that book was laying in a pile of old, used books.
I read the book in one sitting.
And then I became Flaming Carrot!

Plan 9 no longer counts as a bad movie. Anything that's so terrible as to be entertaining is good again. So all Ed Wood, Robot Monster, Attack of the Killer Shrews, and pretty much anything that became MST3K bait can't be called horrible any more.

My god where do I start? "And yes I've had to sit through all of these, a friend loves to purposely rent movies that are bashed by critics and let me tell you...those ciritics are right quite often!"

1. Gigli (Dialogue inteded to sound witty, came off sounding forced and stupid)
2. From Justin to Kelly (Do I need to give a reason>)
3. The Lemon Sisters (Tried to be quirky and heartwarming, came off ridiculous)
4. MAhogany (Oh my god PLEASE somebody stop letting singers act)
5. Vally of the Dolls (in the "So bad it's funny" catagory)
6. Basic Instinct (Good when I first saw it, held up about as well as mayonnaise at room temp.)
7. Showgirls (Oh God make it stop)
8. Burnt Offerings (Karen Black was scarier than any haunted house)
9. Swept Away (Has the honor of being the ONLY movie my friend actually could not finish watching...kudos to MAdonna)
10. Glitter (See Number 5)
11. It's alive (Sorry maam, your baby is alive, and a monster)
12. Who's that Girl (Madonna again, somebody get her a hobby)
13. Bodies Rest and Motion (Boring sensless Dialogue by the "hip" stars of the time, extra points if you can keep from laughing at the serious parts.
14. Reform School Girls (The Plasmatics Wendy O Williams wears nothing but a leather G-String in the mobie the entire time...The G-string does the best acting of the entire cast)
15. Moonlight and Valentino (Gwenyth Paltrow giving us an early warning of just how talented she REALLY is)

Ugh, I could go on, but I think I have to go throw up now.

Sorry to disagree with Poland but Plan 9 from outher space is the worst movie ever made. It's a classic in the style "here's what not to do". All of the parts that make a movie (sound, script, actors) were bad in plan 9.

Other bad movies I saw:
attack of the Killer Tomato
Blood and Donuts
Lepprechaun 4: In Space (yes a b-movie but not even remotely funny as most b-movies are)

If you have kids, you'll know.

Any of the Pokemon movies.

Any of the Spy Kids movies (especially the last one).
Hey, the pokemon movies are perfect for when you have been up for 4 days straight and have just finished a bottle of Bawls with 300 mg of caffeine added and two packets of reeses peanut butter cups.

no pun intended, but I saw Saw, and it was the worst piece of garbage ever. It had the most histrionic ending I have ever witnessed throughout my existence.

What a foul waste of time.

The Matrix Sequels.

'Nuff said.

Teenage Caveman is my pick. This movie is so bad it makes Army of Darkness seem to be as good as Citizen Kane.

Oh GOD I forgot about the Matrix Sequel, they need their own catagory...how to ruin a great thing. We could probably squeeze the last two Star Wars Movies in there too.

Would anyone else here agree with me that Daredevil is the worst piece of shit comic book-movie adaptation ever made to date? The movie had a twisted plot, absolutely no climax, stupid villains, and characters that were made out to be important were killed off randomly during the middle of the movie. Worst of all, it starred Ben Affleck.

Such a shame, because the Daredevil in the comic books was actually cool...

Oh GOD I forgot about the Matrix Sequel, they need their own catagory...how to ruin a great thing. We could probably squeeze the last two Star Wars Movies in there too.

ROFL...you probably have the most fucked up nation name I've ever seen

First of all, YEs, Daredevil sucked....secondly, Gee, Steel, what do you mean? Whats wrong with my name? "Innocent Look" <Grin>

gremlins
the royal tennenbaums
the last 2 star wars movies
that sky captain movie with jude law and angelina jolie

On the subject of comic book movies, we could have also done without the last two Batman movies as well. Batman & Robin? Two hours of my life that I will never get back.

First of all, YEs, Daredevil sucked....secondly, Gee, Steel, what do you mean? Whats wrong with my name? "Innocent Look" <Grin>
You just made me think of that movie, Steel. Another one to put in the bad category.

My god where do I start? "And yes I've had to sit through all of these, a friend loves to purposely rent movies that are bashed by critics and let me tell you...those ciritics are right quite often!"

1. Gigli (Dialogue inteded to sound witty, came off sounding forced and stupid)
2. From Justin to Kelly (Do I need to give a reason>)
3. The Lemon Sisters (Tried to be quirky and heartwarming, came off ridiculous)
4. MAhogany (Oh my god PLEASE somebody stop letting singers act)
5. Vally of the Dolls (in the "So bad it's funny" catagory)
6. Basic Instinct (Good when I first saw it, held up about as well as mayonnaise at room temp.)
7. Showgirls (Oh God make it stop)
8. Burnt Offerings (Karen Black was scarier than any haunted house)
9. Swept Away (Has the honor of being the ONLY movie my friend actually could not finish watching...kudos to MAdonna)
10. Glitter (See Number 5)
11. It's alive (Sorry maam, your baby is alive, and a monster)
12. Who's that Girl (Madonna again, somebody get her a hobby)
13. Bodies Rest and Motion (Boring sensless Dialogue by the "hip" stars of the time, extra points if you can keep from laughing at the serious parts.
14. Reform School Girls (The Plasmatics Wendy O Williams wears nothing but a leather G-String in the mobie the entire time...The G-string does the best acting of the entire cast)
15. Moonlight and Valentino (Gwenyth Paltrow giving us an early warning of just how talented she REALLY is)

Ugh, I could go on, but I think I have to go throw up now.


staring at that list in disbelief

you and your friend much be masochists

you actually WATCHED all those movies?? what were you thinking??

When all of us get together on certain nights and the event happens to be at this friends house, we all being the beer because we know it's going to be a long night. But we usually end up making fun of the movies ala Mystery Science Theater 3000

gremlins
the royal tennenbaums
the last 2 star wars movies
that sky captain movie with jude law and angelina jolie

I loved the royal tennenbaulms myself along with the rest of Wes Anderson's movies (Bottle Rocket, Rushmore) and I think his new one looks really promising, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (sp?) I though sky captain was ok for what it was doing, and especially liked the visuals but ya not great. But hey, to each his own, eh?


Personally I think any movie with Jerry Bruckheimer attached should be in this list. He is a cancerous mass in the colon that is today's movie industry.

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Personally I think any movie with Jerry Bruckheimer attached should be in this list. He is a cancerous mass in the colon that is today's movie industry.
I think we should send him to Abu Garaib. His torture video would probably be his best work to date.

Personally I think any movie with Jerry Bruckheimer attached should be in this list. He is a cancerous mass in the colon that is today's movie industry.

Nonsense...Black Hawk Down is great, same with Remember the Titans. Con Air and Top Gun are classics. Also, CSI is far from being a cancerous mass on the colon of entertainment.

Nonsense...Black Hawk Down is great, same with Remember the Titans. Con Air and Top Gun are classics. Also, CSI is far from being a cancerous mass on the colon of entertainment.

CSI just proves that TV is like a sewer - what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Nonsense...Black Hawk Down is great, same with Remember the Titans. Con Air and Top Gun are classics. Also, CSI is far from being a cancerous mass on the colon of entertainment.
I'll give you Black Hawk Down. It was good, but the book was much better. I don't care for those others.

I didn't know he was involed with black hawk down. I did kind of like that. Although I can't say the same for others there you listed. I also really liked Crimson Tide too. I suppose Priates and Enemey of the state were passable. But thats like 2 out of 20 shitty movies.

Producer:
• Glory Road (2005)

• King Arthur (2004)

• National Treasure (2004)

• Bad Boys II (2003)

• Kangaroo Jack (2003)

• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

• Veronica Guerin (2003)

• Bad Company (2002)

• Black Hawk Down (2001)

• Pearl Harbor (2001)

• Coyote Ugly (2000)

• Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

• Remember the Titans (2000)

• Armageddon (1998)

• Enemy of the State (1998)

• Soldier of Fortune Inc. (1998)

• Con Air (1997)

• The Rock (1996)

• Bad Boys (1995)

• Crimson Tide (1995)

• Dangerous Minds (1995)

• Days of Thunder (1990)

• Beverly Hills Cop 2 (1987)

• Top Gun (1986)

• Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

• Thief of Hearts (1984)

• Flashdance (1983)

• Young Doctors in Love (1982)

• Farewell My Lovely (1975)

Its just that too me his movies are the definition of formulaic and obvious grabs for blockbuster cash grabbing, cause he knows the general populous likes explosions, guns, and over the top "extreme" characters. I really do think he's done more harm that good as far as the industry is concerned.

Would anyone else here agree with me that Daredevil is the worst piece of shit comic book-movie adaptation ever made to date? The movie had a twisted plot, absolutely no climax, stupid villains, and characters that were made out to be important were killed off randomly during the middle of the movie. Worst of all, it starred Ben Affleck.

No, no. That would have to be either Fantastic Four of The Flash. Compared to those Daredevil is merely mediocre.

Would anyone else here agree with me that Daredevil is the worst piece of shit comic book-movie adaptation ever made to date? The movie had a twisted plot, absolutely no climax, stupid villains, and characters that were made out to be important were killed off randomly during the middle of the movie. Worst of all, it starred Ben Affleck.

Such a shame, because the Daredevil in the comic books was actually cool...
In a world that contains the last two Captain America movies, the first attempt at a Punisher movie with Dolph Lungren, Masters of the Universe, a version of The Fantastic Four by Roger Corman that was sooo bad it was never released, and some that I may have scared over for my own protection-Daredevil, while not great, can't even get in the running for worst comic book movie ever made.

My scar tissue lies over the films:
Showgirls-naked women don't make it better. That says something.
Dark City-When I like an asethetic and still find the movie a chore....
Magnolia-This is why you finish film school, to learn that you don't have to use everything.........ugh......some restraint please....
Many of the movies that came out during the 5 years I was a projectionist, but I'm not going to submit myself to that horrifying flashback.....
Blue Car--most of you probably haven't heard of this movie not because you aren't 'arty' enough, but because it was such crap that if it did come through your art theater it probably stayed for like a day. It's a shining example of why you don't see something just because it's independent. (Really? That adolescent girl finds herself through experimentation and poetry? And her male role models fall short? Really? Haven't seen that a million times. Half of that in film school....ugh...)

In a world that contains the last two Captain America movies, the first attempt at a Punisher movie with Dolph Lungren, Masters of the Universe, a version of The Fantastic Four by Roger Corman that was sooo bad it was never released, and some that I may have scared over for my own protection-Daredevil, while not great, can't even get in the running for worst comic book movie ever made.

My scar tissue lies over the films:
Showgirls-naked women don't make it better. That says something.
Dark City-When I like an asethetic and still find the movie a chore....
Magnolia-This is why you finish film school, to learn that you don't have to use everything.........ugh......some restraint please....
Many of the movies that came out during the 5 years I was a projectionist, but I'm not going to submit myself to that horrifying flashback.....
Blue Car--most of you probably haven't heard of this movie not because you aren't 'arty' enough, but because it was such crap that if it did come through your art theater it probably stayed for like a day. It's a shining example of why you don't see something just because it's independent. (Really? That adolescent girl finds herself through experimentation and poetry? And her male role models fall short? Really? Haven't seen that a million times. Half of that in film school....ugh...)
I liked dark city.

Is anyone else scared of the fact that Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is being redone with Depp as Wonka and Burton Producing?

We forgot Howard the Duck.

Can't forget how badly messed up Starship Troopers was - the book was so great, and the movie just came across like like recirculated beer barf.

Is anyone else scared of the fact that Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is being redone with Depp as Wonka and Burton Producing?

Oh my god...Don't even get me started on Depp. That movie will be messed up to say the least.

I liked dark city.
I'm sorry....

Is anyone else scared of the fact that Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is being redone with Depp as Wonka and Burton Producing?

I just watched the trailor for it today. Looked interesting and sounds promising but ya I'll grant there is the chance it could fail miserably. I like the idea though, being as the book is inherantly quite dark, being as all the kids die except Charlie and he's operating a factory full of pygmy slaves.

I agree that the worst movies are the ones that try so hard to be commercial sucesses, the worst I've seen recently were Alexander, Troy and King Arther.

These were especially bad for me because they distorted history and classic mythology making the movies LESS interesting and all just stupid and corny for the sake of the buck.

Fight Club
Reign of Fire
The Core
Mission Impossible II
the Hulk
Critters (All of them)
Hobgoblins
Gattica
Contact
Anything with that worthless hack Hugh Grant in it
2001: A space odessey (worse than its crap-tacular parody)
2001: A space blunder
Natural Born Killers (Walked out before they left the cafe')
Down Periscope
Anything by the hacks Woody Allen and Oliver Stone (see above)
Problem Child 1 & 2
Baby Geniuses
Ishtar
Billy Jack
Existenz
Requium for a dream
Pi
Dr. Strangelove . . .

Anything with that worthless hack Hugh Grant in it


Yes! *applause*

Fight Club
Reign of Fire
The Core
Mission Impossible II
the Hulk
Critters (All of them)
Hobgoblins
Gattica
Contact
Anything with that worthless hack Hugh Grant in it
2001: A space odessey (worse than its crap-tacular parody)
2001: A space blunder
Natural Born Killers (Walked out before they left the cafe')
Down Periscope
Anything by the hacks Woody Allen and Oliver Stone (see above)
You didn't like fight club? You think woody allen and Oliver stone suck? Heretic

"My father the hero"
"Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey"

Oliver Stone definitely sucks.

Titanic sucked.

Any movie with Warren Beatty in it sucks.

Fight Club
Reign of Fire
The Core
Mission Impossible II
the Hulk
Critters (All of them)
Hobgoblins
Gattica
Contact
Anything with that worthless hack Hugh Grant in it
2001: A space odessey (worse than its crap-tacular parody)
2001: A space blunder
Natural Born Killers (Walked out before they left the cafe')
Down Periscope
Anything by the hacks Woody Allen and Oliver Stone (see above)
Problem Child 1 & 2
Baby Geniuses
Ishtar
Billy Jack
Existenz
Requium for a dream
Pi
Dr. Strangelove . . .

Wow you're about the inverse of me I liked a lot of those: Fight Club, Gattica, Contact, Natural Born Killers. 2001: A space Odyessey, I think is one of the better industry redefining movies out there. I have no idea how you could feel it was worse than the spoof of it, which was truely terrible. I am a fan of Kubrick. I rank the last 3 as examples of great movie making done right also. I thought the Hulk was better than it was made out to be but ya it started to get pretty rediculous eventually.

I would assume jdging by your tastes you'd hate movies like Adaptation, Donnie Darko, amongst others.

Woody Allen can make good movies, so long as he stays behind the camera. That shtick wore out before the end of Annie Hall. Bullets Over Broadway was fine though. Stone has also been trading on reputation more than talent lately. Scarface was a great script, what was the name of that movie, "Talk Radio"? That was good too. But Natural Born Killers, Any Given Sunday, and Alexander? Triple-decker doodoo sandwich.

I will say, the first time I watched Mulholland Drive... it wasn't so much a matter of Who Did It... as "huh? What did they DO?"

I immediately watched it twice more (which, to me, tells me it was a good movie)... before I could get 'a handle' on it.

I think you get out of David Lynch, what you put in... :)
I'm always the guy who has to explain "hard" movies to everyone I go with.
David Lynch is easy, and entertaining. Now Donnie Darko was hard, but they cheated. You couldn't get the whole meaning unless you visited their website (before the DVD extras).

I'm always the guy who has to explain "hard" movies to everyone I go with.
David Lynch is easy, and entertaining. Now Donnie Darko was hard, but they cheated. You couldn't get the whole meaning unless you visited their website (before the DVD extras).
I thought Donnie Darko was pretty easy, but my interpretation may be different from yours.

Fight Club
2001: A space odessey (worse than its crap-tacular parody)
2001: A space blunder
Natural Born Killers (Walked out before they left the cafe')
Pi
Dr. Strangelove . . .
Sorry, but your taste sucks ass. If these sucked, then WTF is good?
You're a chick, right?

Worst movies of all time (these are the movies bad movies are judged on):

1) Trapper - A movie based on the life of a guy that traps things. The most interesting part of this movie was when the bear went into his cabin while he was out in the woods trapping things (the bear left before he came back).

2) The Ballad of Cable Hoag - About a guy named Cable Hoag that gets suckered into buying a piece of land in the desert. He walks to said land. He finds a spring in that land, and becomes rich.

No matter how horrid the movies you have ever seen are, these are worse. You watch these movies purely to see if they get any better, yet they don't.

OOOh, I just remembered a truly horrible one. Anyone here ever see "The Dark Backward"? It's about a bad standup comic who becomes funny when he starts growing a third arm out of his back.

We forgot Howard the Duck.


As someone who still thinks that Lea Thompson is the bomb... I take exception to that!

Fight Club
2001: A space odessey
Dr. Strangelove . . .
I agree with the rest, but these are CLASSICS!!

I'm sorry Dave... but Tyler Durden says that there must not be a mineshaft gap!! :D

I like the idea though, being as the book is inherantly quite dark, being as all the kids die except Charlie and he's operating a factory full of pygmy slaves.
Roald Dahl is a genius!

The single worst film of all time is John Carpenter's THEY LIVE.

About Schmidt
Dungeons & Dragons (MAKE THE BADNESS STOP!!)
All 3 Matrix Movies (Sorry, but I was bored silly by the first one... and I WANTED to like it!)
Star Wars: most recent 2
Beaches
AI
The Thin Red Line
The Messenger: Joan of Arc (Possibly the worst made "historical" movie of all time!)
Last Action Hero (Sorry Arnie... and even having Queensryche in the soundtrack couldn't save it.)
The Avengers (This is the movie of my discontent!)
Highlander - Any but the 1st (There should have BEEN only one!)

... and any Slyvester Stalone film after Cobra.

The single worst film of all time is John Carpenter's THEY LIVE.
Ah, you gotta have some admiration for the longest, harshest, most pointless fight scene in filmdom.

About Schmidt
Dungeons & Dragons (MAKE THE BADNESS STOP!!)
All 3 Matrix Movies (Sorry, but I was bored silly by the first one... and I WANTED to like it!)
Star Wars: most recent 2
Beaches
AI
The Thin Red Line
The Messenger: Joan of Arc (Possibly the worst made "historical" movie of all time!)
Last Action Hero (Sorry Arnie... and even having Queensryche in the soundtrack couldn't save it.)
The Avengers (This is the movie of my discontent!)
Highlander - Any but the 1st (There should have BEEN only one!)

... and any Slyvester Stalone film after Cobra.
Another movie I like gets trashed. I thought The Messenger was a great flick.

The single worst film of all time is John Carpenter's THEY LIVE.
Did you live in the 80s? This was made-for-HBO fare!
It has one of the best fight scenes of the pre-Chan/pre-Gladiator era!

Besides... it's a CARPENTER film. It's SUPPOSED to be cheesy! I'm still trying to figure out how he didn't get Kurt Russell into it... :D

Ah, you gotta have some admiration for the longest, harshest, most pointless fight scene in filmdom.
And classic lines like "I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum."

The Messenger: Joan of Arc (Possibly the worst made "historical" movie of all time!)


So, you haven't seen Farinelli, have you?
(The only good thing that happened during that movie was when a cat got into the movie theater and started meowing)

I actually liked Gosford Park. As for bad movies:
Day after tomorrow: one more cliche and it would explode :sniper:

veiw from the top: i couln't tell if it was a spoof of not :sniper:

troy: ahhhhhhh:sniper: :p :sniper:

And almost all sequals. :sniper:

oh yeah and

About Shmidt: incredibly overrated and so incredibly boring. The only thing that woke me up was seeing Kathy Bates naked. And it wasn't like a good waking up...

I just watched the trailor for it today. Looked interesting and sounds promising but ya I'll grant there is the chance it could fail miserably. I like the idea though, being as the book is inherantly quite dark, being as all the kids die except Charlie and he's operating a factory full of pygmy slaves.

AWESOME i'm not the only one who thinks that that movie/book is incredibly creepy! i used to like the book in elementary school, cuz it was like...candy factory, funny stuff, jokes, etc. then later, especially after i saw the movie and it reminded me of it, i realized...it's frikkin weird. Especially like...the girl and her family who go down the incinerator tube after the squirrel (even if it wasn't one of the days that the oompa-loompas didn't burn stuff.) So, due to all this various madness:

Bad Movies:
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
The Matrix Reloaded (never even saw revolutions, DON'T WANT TO EITHER)
Snow Dogs
so many...

So, you haven't seen Farinelli, have you?
(The only good thing that happened during that movie was when a cat got into the movie theater and started meowing)

Nope. Even I couldn't do that to myself. And my friends and I have seen almost every Rutger Hower film ever made.

BTW- Mean Guns. Christopher Lambert and Ice-T. Aweful.

The Matrix Reloaded. Gah.

I am a major fan of the Star Wars original trilogy. So my bad movie is:

Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

Star Wars went from wookiees and space battles, to Jar Jar Binks and fancy Go-Cart races. I was not impressed. Episode II was a step in the right direction, and I am eagerly waiting Ep. III. Good luck George.

Any movie with Warren Beatty in it sucks.

The Parallax View?

1) The Scarlet Letter

I keep trying to read through the books for where Hawthorne wrote about the Indian Attack.

2) Street Fighter (live action)

This crapsterpiece was so indescribable I wouldn't be surprised if it contributed to Raul Julia's untimely demise. Not even the late great Julia could salvage this disaster.

3) Mortal Kombat: Annihiliation

The first film was passable and could have been awesome if it took itself seriously. This? Oh Jesus Christ, they kept chopping down characters left and right for no real good reason- some of them without even a screen appearance- and when cast members change, you know there's something wrong.

4) Gothika

I call this one Crappika. This one I was dragged into watching so I at least didn't kick myself in the nards this time.

5) Team America: World Police

I watched this expecting the No Sides Are Sacred All Bets Are Off comedy that had defined Stone and Parker. What I got instead was a propaganda film that sucked Bush's cock like you wouldn't believe. Most if not all of the "jokes" were racial stereotypes or aimed at the left. I couldn't see so much as a slap on the wrist directed at the right.