NationStates Jolt Archive

Well, you know, in response to that gay sex thing.

Who want to share experience with me? I take girls only

Isn't this what the Paradise Clubs are for?

I would like to hear some stories about straight sex since i only have sex with other men. It would be a real eye opener and might tempt me to the dark side.

Is this flaming really necessary? I am waiting breathlessly for some hot hot stories to appear in this thread.

Back on topic and less about Nazis, one time I had sex with a girl who I now consider a Nazi. She was crazy.

Back on topic and less about Nazis, one time I had sex with a girl who I now consider a Nazi. She was crazy.

Gee, thats almoust as fun as having sex with a girl that is married to cop..(Wich i did) She wasnt crazy, but her husband got crazy when he found out..haha

Gee, thats almoust as fun as having sex with a girl that is married to cop..(Wich i did) She wasnt crazy, but her husband got crazy when he found out..haha
Oh. That sucks. Never have sex with the wife of a cop or a soldier.

I guess technically the girl was not a Nazi but I wanted to add to the current conversation.

Oh. That sucks. Never have sex with the wife of a cop or a soldier.

I guess technically the girl was not a Nazi but I wanted to add to the current conversation.

Hehe, too bad. But interesting point...

*Dons flame retardant suit, and prepares for the inevitable lock to a now pointless thread*

Lift-Off! (http://a420.v8383d.c8383.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/420/8383/3b858b51/mtvrdstr.download.akamai.com/8512/wmp/2/170/2390_1_1_04.asf) (sorry bout the really low volume)

You know, I have no idea what the hell is going on in this thread. I guess one of you considers the other a commie and the other considers the other to be Nazi. This is crazy and off topic.

Or maybe women and men are equal to communist and nazism and you two are really want to bang. I shall leave you both to it either way.

*sneaks in from the "Gay Experience" thread - through the back door, of course*

Well, at least we degenerate sicko's know how to stay on topic!

*sneaks out again, anticipating being in the loving arms of whatever is floating around*

Straight sex is better than crooked sex, in my humble opinion.

I can't go through every wild sex story and group sex venture, but an interesting fact:
I lost my virginity at age 16 to a bisexual chick with a shaved head. Believe it or not, she was really hot that way.
Now she's a hardcore bible thumper. Very unpredictable.

Yeah! My posts survived the purge. It looks really weird that my posts stick out in the middle of flaming.

that was so uncalled for.

There has to be some sort of rule against homophobism put up..

that was so uncalled for.
Me? Because I meant no offense towards you.

No, I think he meant the purge.

Damn, I can't believe I ignored this thread for too long.

Me? Because I meant no offense towards you.

No not you silly.

The whole deletion bit.

It only happened because some third party complained. The little flame war was mutual and fun. Neverthless, certian people around here can't bear to see anyone else have fun apparently.

I can't go through every wild sex story and group sex venture, but an interesting fact:
I lost my virginity at age 16 to a bisexual chick with a shaved head. Believe it or not, she was really hot that way.
Now she's a hardcore bible thumper. Very unpredictable.

The great love and great sex partner of my life was a beautiful girl with a shaved head. I never got to find out how bisexual she was. I was working on it when circumstances spilt us up. Now she has quite short but not abnormally short hair, and she lives in malaysia.

No not you silly.

The whole deletion bit.

It only happened because some third party complained. The little flame war was mutual and fun. Neverthless, certian people around here can't bear to see anyone else have fun apparently.
I had no problems with it. In fact, I thought it was a funny discussion. Especially in a thread aobut heterosexual sex. Some people just do not like fun :(

Neverthless, certian people around here can't bear to see anyone else have fun apparently.

Some kinds of fun are ok, and others are not. Personally I'm glad that the mods on NS are mods on NS, because otherwise they'd be annoying me irl as traffic wardens, park keepers etc.

Some kinds of fun are ok, and others are not. Personally I'm glad that the mods on NS are mods on NS, because otherwise they'd be annoying me irl as traffic wardens, park keepers etc.

This was more a result of certian players whining than the mods per se.

No not you silly.

The whole deletion bit.

It only happened because some third party complained. The little flame war was mutual and fun. Neverthless, certian people around here can't bear to see anyone else have fun apparently.

Yeah that purge thing really blew the air out of the balloon...gee.. We just argumentet about who hated what, then comes this guy who apperently hates fun arguments and purges the whole thing!!

I ignored this thread for too long too TW! I always miss the good stuff.

I ignored this thread for too long too TW! I always miss the good stuff.
Ha Ha Ha. You missed all the fun. Now go cry because you missed the greatest thread ever made by man.

Ha Ha Ha. You missed all the fun. Now go cry because you missed the greatest thread ever made by man.
Fuck off.

Fuck off.
Not until I am done gloating.

At one point I had an erection reading this thread.

Not until I am done gloating.
*rips off Los' face*

At one point I had an erection reading this thread.

I got one reading your post. :eek:

I have a feeling that talking about your post isn't going to help.

*rips off Los' face*
It really wasn't that great. There was some name calling and someone got called a Nazi. The other was called a commie. I think it might have been in good humor but it was nothing special. I think I had the only post up to this point about sex.

Fuck off.


ditto! maybe we wanted to read some racey stuff!

*runs off to write naughty e-mail and send to self*

ditto! maybe we wanted to read some racey stuff!

*runs off to write naughty e-mail and send to self*

Make a new e-mail account and type it with your left hand, that way it seems like someone else sent it.

Look at my second post in this thread, marooned between 7 purged posts :o

I have had a quite pleasant amount of heterosexual encounters. Hell, I had one a few hours ago. ;)

I got caught having sex with some girl in a portable at school, twice.

Both times it was by friends though, not teachers or anyone who'd get me in trouble.

You might not wanna read the next one.
Well that and the last girl who I had bumsex with started to cry, and we used alot of lube too.