NationStates Jolt Archive


Indigestion 2004 (Pic Warning)

Klonor
17-12-2004, 04:06
"Hey everybody, lately there's been a number of people coming to our web-site, Red vs Blue, looking for information about Red states versus Blue states."

"Yeah, they all want to complain about each other and they're looking for a new place to do it."

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"We don't really keep up with current events, but apparently from what we've been able to figure out the Red states did something to cause a disaster in the Blue states and now the people are being forced to evacuate to Canada and France. And for some reason the evacuation is being lead by a fat guy from Michigan."

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"We don't really understand a lot of it."

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"Yeah, and the people in the Red states are mad because the people in the Blue states are mean to them and want them to pay money for roads and schools instead of cool things like Nascar and shotguns. Also, there's something about ketchup in there. Like we said, a lot of this stuff doesn't make much sense."

"But our web-site isn't really about large groups of people that hate themselves, it's more about small groups of people that are able to hate on a much more personal level."

"Like I hate Church because he's Blue."

"And I hate Grif because he's not Blue. In fact, he's not even really Red. More like an orangy kinda peach, sorta like somebody threw up and decided to call it a color."

"The Blue idiot's right. This time of year we should all come together and hate as a group, like our ancestors did."

"And what better to hate than turkeys? And what better way to hate them, than to eat them by the millions?"

"Exactly!"

"Hey Sarge, how's the big dinner coming?"

"Well, there's seven of us so I thought one turkey wouldn't cut it."

"Yeah, I can see how only three pounds of meat would leave us unsatisfied."

"Are you familiar with the Turduken?"

"Yeah, that's what I do when I visit the monkey house at the zoo and make them mad."

"Not Turd Ducking, a Turduken. It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey."

"You know, cause the holiday isn't quite gluttonous enough on its own."

"Sounds awesome, is that what we're having?"

"Nope. Although impressive, I decided they stopped short when designing the Turduken."

"Yeah, they seemed like real underachievers there."

"So, I decided to make my own variety."

"What's that, a pole cat stuffed in a possum?"

"No, first we start with a humming bird."

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"A what?"

"Put that in a sparrow."

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"Stuff them both in a cornish hen."

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"Then put that in a chicken!"

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"Put all that in a duck."

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"Then in a turkey."

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"Then in a bigger turkey."

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Klonor
17-12-2004, 04:07
"Two turkeys?"

"Hey, it's Thanksgiving. Put that in a penguin."

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"Stuff that in a peacock."

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"Then an eagle."

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"Shove it all in an albatross."

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"Then an emu."

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"Next comes an ostrich."

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"Then a leopard!"

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"Put all that in a pterodactyl!"

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"And then stuff it in a Boeing 747."

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"Cool! I get a wing!"

"I call the turbine!"

"All right, pucker up boys! Hey Grif, what kind of meat do you like? First class or coach?"

"You know, if they cook this thing at 350 degress, at ten minutes a pound, it's not gonna be done for eleven years."

"That's why we're going to deep fry! There's the oil now!"

"What was that leopard for?"

"Presentation!"
La Terra di Liberta
17-12-2004, 04:07
I know this is off topic but do you know who Tenete Traditions is/was?
Klonor
17-12-2004, 04:20
Yeah....that is really off topic. I know he was a poster on NS, but I don't know any more about him.

Seriously, why would that be in this thread?
La Terra di Liberta
17-12-2004, 04:27
Well he's come back, so if you see any anti Jewish threads over the next couple of weeks, ignore them. It's his facist stupidity at work. But I guess I have to say something relevant to this thread, so...........
Klonor
17-12-2004, 07:08
Come on, I went to the touble of hosting all these pics and nobody even cares?
Colodia
17-12-2004, 07:10
Would've been funnier if the Halo guy moved a bit each time....


Nice effort though, I skimmed through the entire second post though.
Klonor
17-12-2004, 07:14
In the videos the characters move all the time, but it's kinda hard to replicate when you're just copying individual frames and pasting them into Paint.

For the actual videos go to www.redvsblue.com
BLARGistania
17-12-2004, 07:55
Is the new season of RvB coming out?

Thanks for hosting the pics.

Oh, Tenate Traditions new name is Defensor Fedi (or close to that)
Copiosa Scotia
17-12-2004, 08:00
Is the new season of RvB coming out?

Thanks for hosting the pics.

Oh, Tenate Traditions new name is Defensor Fedi (or close to that)

If you mean the third season, it's been out for several weeks now.
Klonor
17-12-2004, 09:44
Okay, let's move past TT
Klonor
17-12-2004, 20:36
What, is it all the pictures? The "Sarges Uncle" post had pictures, too. Respond!
Legless Pirates
17-12-2004, 20:41
Huzah!

Red vs Blue!