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Hey, there's this big party that I'm going to with well over 300 people, many girls ;) in there. I'm kinda new to this so I wanted a few pointers about how to approach girls and see wich ones are interested and those that aren't and that kinda stuff. Thx.

Smooth talk them

Damn, I thought you were gonna tell me how to :(.

Damn, I thought you were gonna tell me how to :(.
I thought so as well at first

Damn, I thought you were gonna tell me how to :(.
Yeah, me too. This thread is false advertising.

Grab your penis and start crying.

That usually works.

I haven't been in a more-than-friendly relationship (any better, mure succinct way I can say this) with a girl yet, but what I believe is the best way is to just treat them like any other person. It is my theory that people want to be treated like people, and that engaging their intellect is the only way for them to truly become itnerested in you. This is only true for the types of girls I'd be interested in, however. Perhaps you're into the more physical aspect...

I haven't been in a more-than-friendly relationship (any better, mure succinct way I can say this) with a girl yet, but what I believe is the best way is to just treat them like any other person. It is my theory that people want to be treated like people, and that engaging their intellect is the only way for them to truly become itnerested in you. This is only true for the types of girls I'd be interested in, however. Perhaps you're into the more physical aspect...


Well then don't give advice.

Easy, guys:

Just pretend you're gay. Chicks will flock to you, they love guys they can approach without having to fear for their physical integrity. After that, show them how sensitive and in touch with your feminine side you are. A few weeks later, say you're starting to think you might be bi, and that you'd like to at least try.

You'd be amazed at the results. Or so I'm told.

Well then don't give advice.
Are you telling me to not philosophise, and to not share my musings with people who are interested? I have no proof, but he asked a question, and I answered in what I thought the best way.

Don't. They bite.

If there's 300 people, then just start experimenting. If you screw up, just walk away. Hopefully you'll learn something while there.

Sneak up from behind.

Light your hair on fire, d'uh.............

Easy, guys:

Just pretend you're gay. Chicks will flock to you, they love guys they can approach without having to fear for their physical integrity. After that, show them how sensitive and in touch with your feminine side you are. A few weeks later, say you're starting to think you might be bi, and that you'd like to at least try.

You'd be amazed at the results. Or so I'm told.

Mind if I steal that for my AIM profile?

From behind with chlorophorm ready in hand.

This tip is a lot more likely to get you laid than any of the ones you've just read. Minus the gay guy one. Also: less police and prison there.

Talk to them, make them laugh. Show off your superrior genes with knowledge, wits and charms. Don't be an ego-balloon, though. Just give them a good time. And lots of booze. Not even kidding on the latter, honestly.

Its pretty simple, just be yourself. :)

Take some chances, learn on the fly how YOU need to do it.

If they dont respond to that, then they arent worth the time. :)

Are you telling me to not philosophise, and to not share my musings with people who are interested? I have no proof, but he asked a question, and I answered in what I thought the best way.

Basically, yes, I am.

The kid is obviously under pressure. He doesn;t need your reflections on life right now. He wants to score.

Its pretty simple, just be yourself. :)

Take some chances, learn on the fly how YOU need to do it.

If they dont respond to that, then they arent worth the time. :)



That might work, although when I've done that, they've been more repulsed than impressed.

Mind if I steal that for my AIM profile?

Not at all. It's a piece of wisdom a friend of mine shared with me once. It's totally useless to me, being a legit gay and all. I don't mind sharing. After all, most of those who'll make use of it are nice guys. Because we all know chicks digs the morons and stupid brutes. Beats me why, but women always go for the dumbasses... Perhaps because dumbasses are usually more forward than nice guys. But I disgress.

-Don't be egotistical
-Don't say anything that might be going for pity
-If you're going to bullshit, make it believeable.
-for fucks sake, think before you say anything.

The kid is obviously under pressure. He doesn;t need your reflections on life right now. He wants to score.
If he wants to be a hedon, then so be it. I was offering him my opinion on the issue from a different standpoint, and not many other people have given any better advice. All they're saying is to be yourself, pretend you're gay, and to knock them out. I think my advice was more comprehensive, even if untested.

Edit:
-Don't be egotistical
-Don't say anything that might be going for pity
-If you're going to bullshit, make it believeable.
-for fucks sake, think before you say anything.
Excluding that...

Talk to them, make them laugh. Show off your superrior genes with knowledge, wits and charms. Don't be an ego-balloon, though. Just give them a good time. And lots of booze. Not even kidding on the latter, honestly.

And don't fixate on a single one. Keep them laughing a couple of minutes, then say bye and ask for their phone number or email (in that order). Then get away and move on to the next one.

Afraid to talk to a girl who is in a group of girl? Well, then don't. Instead talk to all of them, after a while you'll find it much easier and you may find that there are one or two more interesting ones besides or instead of the one that originally attracted you.

Geez, can't you guys figure it out? Be yourselves or else they aren't worth it. And I can speak, I'm a girl. If you try to be something else, they'll see right though you and you'll be in hot water. No one likes being lied to. My bf was shy as all hell but he took a chance with me and was him self. And you know what? He got me because of it. I like him for who he is and thats all that really matters to most girls. Don't try to be something you aren't, tahts my advice.

Shoot them in the head, drag them into your home, perform a voodoo ritual and...viola! You have zombie women ready to obey your every command!

Shoot them in the head, drag them into your home, perform a voodoo ritual and...viola! You have zombie women ready to obey your every command!

That didn't work when I tried it last weekend.

My advice is to be witty, and funny, above all else.

Geez, can't you guys figure it out? Be yourselves or else they aren't worth it. And I can speak, I'm a girl. If you try to be something else, they'll see right though you and you'll be in hot water. No one likes being lied to. My bf was shy as all hell but he took a chance with me and was him self. And you know what? He got me because of it. I like him for who he is and thats all that really matters to most girls. Don't try to be something you aren't, tahts my advice.
What do you mean he was shy but took a chance with you? In that case he didn't behave shy, so he was not acting as himself. Did you try to approach him before he did thinking "wow, this guy's really shy, but I bet that if I get to know him a little I'll like him" ?

All they're saying is to be yourself, pretend you're gay, and to knock them out. I think my advice was more comprehensive, even if untested.


Are you saying pretending to be gay might not be good advice?


Alright, maybe you're right. I was mostly kidding about it.


In all seriousness, instead of telling you what to do, here's what NOT to do, assuming what you aim for is a relationship, not just sex:

1. No corny pickup lines
2. No bullshiting or lying : it'll turn on you later
3. No bragging
4. No put-downs: putting someone down doesn't make you seem better
5. No being persistent if they clearly aren't interested

And please, for the love of g*d, try to approach a girl with whom you share interests: don't go just with the looks. You'll be very disappointed in the long run if you just look at the outside, not the inside.

< INTENDED AS JEST ONLY >

M'kay, first make your appearance different than usual, so people don't recognize you. Spontaneity is great! Besides, it thins out the witness reliability.
Make sure there's enough room in your trunk for maybe two or three people to fit in, or at least the shovel, hacksaw and burlap sacks. A full tank of gas in a rental is usually a good idea, as well as cleaning supplies.
Find someone who doesn't mind being an alibi (who doesn't already have a drug record) and let em know you'll be watching a rarely-to-never mentioned-relative's pet or something of that order. If that doesn't work keep in mind the most embarassing things you can think of that you would have to admit, like a callback from the clinic regarding a highly contagious infection, et cetera. Never underestimate the ability to turn people off in a conversation about some horrible itchy situation you've got going somewhere dark on your person.
Wear gloves, but not the Michael Jackson type. (Assumedly) you want to attract girls in this case, not other young and possibly confused boys. However, if you can get a hold of the juice he was using .... hmmm.
A small amount of chloroform and an amount of fine pepper can do wonders as party tricks .. .. When near a girl that you manage to engage in conversation, it's comical when a light wafting of the pepper crosses your (target) conversation partner's nostrils, nature does the rest. A gentlemen would offer, of course, a blessing and their kerchief, which may smell like the chloroform .... . It's best if this situation occurs near a window as not to attract people's attention by "assisting" her (them?) through the host's place and instead a quick exit through that window for some "fresh air" .... a great disappearing act! Keep a watchful eye.
Tree forts are good for "hosting" provided they have adequate amounts of MUFFLING insulation. Else, a basement w/drawable drapes may be in order. Discretion definitely is.

<THE ABOVE IS IN JEST>
If all else fails, just try to have an open and honest conversation w/out any pretenses to otherwise. Girls tend to appreciate someone who seems confident but willing to share subtleties. Humour works very well but being a smartass sure doesn't. As for what you or someone else is interested in, if they aren't interested it won't take long for you to find out.

Are you saying pretending to be gay might not be good advice?


Alright, maybe you're right. I was mostly kidding about it.


In all seriousness, instead of telling you what to do, here's what NOT to do, assuming what you aim for is a relationship, not just sex:

1. No corny pickup lines
2. No bullshiting or lying : it'll turn on you later
3. No bragging
4. No put-downs: putting someone down doesn't make you seem better
5. No being persistent if they clearly aren't interested

And please, for the love of g*d, try to approach a girl with whom you share interests: don't go just with the looks. You'll be very disappointed in the long run if you just look at the outside, not the inside.

Couldnt agree more, though im often guilty of some of these things...

generally the persistence one, some girls pick up that I dont mean it in a clingy way though, and that I just get a little nervous when I find someone I like and dont want to lose them, after that I think it sort of becomes cute to them - not recommended if the women arent mature enought to know this though.

About the looks, for sure, looks are important, and they do open the door - but a beautiful person with an ugly personality becoms ugly, and an ugly person with a beautiful personality becomes amazing. This works for guys too, so think about how you act and how you present yourself.

;)

'Tis a buen thing that other people traversed the swerving line of depravity before me. I guess i took too long to type it but i started when page 1 was the only one. I guess, sorta, kudos to the psychos.
*shudder*

It's quite easy. Here's a step by step guide.
Step One: Make sure you have absolutely messed up hair but very neat uncarefully selected notonpurpose unmatching clothes. Don't bring a cell phone or one of those, what are they called again, Raspberries?
Step Two: Find a guy trying to show off his superior knowledge of computer technology and intellectually beat the crap out of him.
Step Three: Ask for their e-mail and IP. The moment they mention AOL, prove that it is almost as evil as Microsoft. If they talk about phone numbers, give them an odd look.
Step Four: Confuse them with valid but really complicated math. Works really well if they are several grades ahead of you.
General: Show off your intelligence. If you have glasses, wear the really nerdy looking ones. Liking classical and metal/rock music at the same time is great. Mention places like Slashdot, Bash.org, and Albinoblacksheep.

There ya go. My methods for socializing with the ladies. If they actually understand it, they fit my category of "people I would accept as friends." By the way, if you want my really sincere advice- don't go.

look up some corny pick up lines online and make them laugh.
or just get them drunk

1. No corny pickup lines


So no "I find the most sensual part of the woman is the boobies" ?!?

Damn ...

There ya go. My methods for socializing with the ladies. If they actually understand it, they fit my category of "people I would accept as friends." By the way, if you want my really sincere advice- don't go.
You seem almost identical to how I was before I was introduce to a good social setting. Humans are semi-social organisms, and evolved to socialise with other humans. When you meet some truly intelligent people that are just not quite so nerdy, you'll see what I mean. Or maybe not.

So no "I find the most sensual part of the woman is the boobies" ?!?

Damn ...

Nope. Not unless you want to be slapped.


If all else fails, make a quick trip to video store's adult section after the party and indulge. It'll make you feel better temporarily, at least.

look up some corny pick up lines online and make them laugh.
or just get them drunk

I thought I said no corny pickup lines?

A ghillie suit and nearby foliage can be helpful...

http://i.timeinc.net/outdoor/shotshow04/photogallery/ghillie.jpg

A ghillie suit and nearby foliage can be helpful...

http://i.timeinc.net/outdoor/shotshow04/photogallery/ghillie.jpg

I cannot decide wheter to be baffled at your ingeniosity, or apalled by your desperate methods. I guess I'm a little bit of both.

You seem almost identical to how I was before I was introduce to a good social setting. Humans are semi-social organisms, and evolved to socialise with other humans. When you meet some truly intelligent people that are just not quite so nerdy, you'll see what I mean. Or maybe not.

It's not necessarily for sifting away the non-nerdy. The method should keep those that are not intimidated by big words and those with quick wits as well. I don't accept people who will bow down and be freaked out after you say something such as "If you take the cosine of l and m under x degrees, you get y, which can then be used to determine the frequency of the sound produced by the synthesizer."

Also, a pointer- if they use the words "Like" or "Ewwww" in large quantities, sift them out. It probably means that they're part of the Britney Bot dumbass culture.

So no "I find the most sensual part of the woman is the boobies" ?!?

Damn ...


Oftentimes that is true however. Plus the womens like it.

Okay, being a female myself this is what generally happens.

If you want to score, be a dumbass. Preferably a hot one. Make the chick laugh, once you have her laughing all you have to do is give her a few more drinks and walk to her a bedroom. That doesn't just apply to sluts, it works for all the ones that aren't locked up in a church. If you want to continue this worry-free, casual sex partnership, get her number. If you want to forget her, don't give her yours.

If you want an actual relationship, become friends first. Chances are a relationship won't last long if you sleep together the first time you meet, it just doesn't work like that. This is the time to be intelligent. Again, make her laugh but this time do it with witty remarks, not dumb jokes. Get her number and give her yours, saying you'd love to spend more time with her. If you want a relationship you need to take it slowly. Oh, and don't get jealous when she walks off to a bedroom with the simpleton with abs.

Geeze this stuff is easy,

you must be different for whatever girl you are going for, but mostly be really sweet and compliment them a lot. Then start to stare at them a lot, and when they look at you turn away and act like you weren't staring, if they ask you why you were staring say that they are so beautiful and blah blah blah... but keep trying to talk about something really interesting to them, like whatever kind of music they seem to like or movies or something cool, after that just keep being sweet and beg them for a hug after your both comfortable. JUST BE GOD DAMN SWEET AND GENTLE TO THEM! THEY ARE WOMEN, A LOT MORE COMPLEX THEN MEN!

I don't accept people who will bow down and be freaked out after you say something such as "If you take the cosine of l and m under x degrees, you get y, which can then be used to determine the frequency of the sound produced by the synthesizer."
You haven't gotten to radians yet, have you? ;) And there are many more types of intelligence than mathematic. The girl I'm currently in love with is pretty damn smart, but would just look at me funny if I started to talk about trig randomly. She's actually better at basic math than I am, but is really into art. Believe me, there aren't many people who are willing to discuss prions during small talk. I've tried. I've realised that there's something outside of the academic world, and I'm now trying to get some of it before it's too late for me.

If you want an actual relationship, become friends first. Chances are a relationship won't last long if you sleep together the first time you meet, it just doesn't work like that. This is the time to be intelligent. Again, make her laugh but this time do it with witty remarks, not dumb jokes. Get her number and give her yours, saying you'd love to spend more time with her. If you want a relationship you need to take it slowly. Oh, and don't get jealous when she walks off to a bedroom with the simpleton with abs.

I love this advice!! Notice that the keys are "make her laugh" and "don't get jealous". May I add "don't get desperate"?

Well just going up and talking to them is a start.

But I have played around with something I heard from "The American President"

"Compliment her shoes, women like that"

It actually works. ;)

I find having an enormous penis helps too.

Then start to stare at them a lot, and when they look at you turn away and act like you weren't staring, if they ask you why you were staring say that they are so beautiful and blah blah blah
Wait...that's ok? I've considered that before, but thought it to be a little to direct and would put them off.

JUST BE GOD DAMN SWEET AND GENTLE TO THEM! THEY ARE WOMEN, A LOT MORE COMPLEX THEN MEN!

I'll have you know some men are complex and love sweet and gentle persons as well. Not all of us are mindless brutes bent on destruction, sex and football.

If you want to score, be a dumbass. Preferably a hot one.

Urgh... The moment anyone sells out like that, they get permanently erased from my friends list and enter the "dumbass" list.

Oh, and don't get jealous when she walks off to a bedroom with the simpleton with abs.
{
if(walkoff[simpleton])
action(end[relationship])
}

Made in RGPL (Really Good Programming Language).
And I'm serious- no sellouts allowed on my friends list. Mayhaps that's why I have some of the highest quality friends in the school but the lowest quantity of them.

I love this advice!! Notice that the keys are "make her laugh" and "don't get jealous". May I add "don't get desperate"?
Yes, that too. I'd say chose the second option first, then when she walks away go and do option one. That way you can score AND possibly form the start of an actual relationship

I don't accept people who will bow down and be freaked out after you say something such as "If you take the cosine of l and m under x degrees, you get y, which can then be used to determine the frequency of the sound produced by the synthesizer."

Also, a pointer- if they use the words "Like" or "Ewwww" in large quantities, sift them out. It probably means that they're part of the Britney Bot dumbass culture.

So you are not into girls, are you?

j/k, in general thats actually good advice. I do sift out that sort.

You haven't gotten to radians yet, have you? ;) And there are many more types of intelligence than mathematic. The girl I'm currently in love with is pretty damn smart, but would just look at me funny if I started to talk about trig randomly. She's actually better at basic math than I am, but is really into art. Believe me, there aren't many people who are willing to discuss prions during small talk. I've tried. I've realised that there's something outside of the academic world, and I'm now trying to get some of it before it's too late for me.

The advice is only for the first conversation. It's exclusively for the purpose of separating the easily impressable with five dollar words from those who care more about the two cents. You can substitute any really technical sort of stuff for trigonometry and see who will go OMG! J00 r smart plxx0r!, then remove them from the list of targets.

Urgh... The moment anyone sells out like that, they get permanently erased from my friends list and enter the "dumbass" list.


{
if(walkoff[simpleton])
action(end[relationship])
}

Made in RGPL (Really Good Programming Language).
And I'm serious- no sellouts allowed on my friends list. Mayhaps that's why I have some of the highest quality friends in the school but the lowest quantity of them.


Hey, I was just giving my advice on how to get the normal female to actually notice you exist.
I know what you mean though, stupid people need to be exucuted. I have no time for them

If "normal" females are stupid, I don't care if they notice me or not. Quality>Quantity for me.

Why are you asking how to pick up chicks HERE? This isn't exactly the type of place where known lumberjacks, pirates, and otherwise studly males hang out to discuss how to get laid. In fact, the internet is a notoriously BAD PLACE to pick up advice of this type.

Ask a friend. Ask a parent. Ask a college student. Don't ask a community where the majority of people are between 10 and 14.

Look. I'll tell you this only once. I've tried to be nice about it before, but I guess you don't get the point.

You are coming to the internet for advice how to score with chicks. Frankly, that is like going to chernobyl for advice on how to avoid radiation poisoning.

If you want to score with a woman. TURN THE GODDAMN PC OFF. They don't like it, and your descritptions of your great internet acheivments will only make them glaze over with boredom.

In conclusion, take up a sport, and stop pissing about on the internet.

If "normal" females are stupid, I don't care if they notice me or not. Quality>Quantity for me.

I wasn't giving advice to you. You seem very capable of finding a female yourself, probably because intelligence is attractive.
(no, I am not trying to impress you or whatever you may think)

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In conclusion, take up a sport, and stop pissing about on the internet.

Take up a sport?? Sport is one of the major turn offs for females! Do you really think we want to hear all about your stupid little games that involve touching other men's bums and kicking a leather thing full of air up and down a paddock? I'd much rather somebody tell me about their computor than that, although I don't recommend starting a conversation about it unless you know she's into it.

I can tell you what NOT to do: use a pickup line. I've never met a girl who liked those.

...but if you insist, my personal favorite is "nice shoes...wanna fuck?"

I wasn't giving advice to you. You seem very capable of finding a female yourself, probably because intelligence is attractive.
(no, I am not trying to impress you or whatever you may think)

Hopsiedazzy. Actually, I am incapable, due to the fact that all of them that are around for long enough to get to know well are sifted away by the filters. And I just am too wierd, being a Red (socialist ala Scandinavia) Russian/Ukrainian person with an accent, among other things, for the locals to get used to, even after three years. Other things include not having TV, hating pop music, having an abnormally large collection of computer games, playing the flute better than all the girls, talking about UEFA and FIFA to people and not knowing about baseball and American football. Not that I care.

Hey, there's this big party that I'm going to with well over 300 people, many girls ;) in there. I'm kinda new to this so I wanted a few pointers about how to approach girls and see wich ones are interested and those that aren't and that kinda stuff. Thx.

The obvious choice is Streaking :fluffle:

Take up a sport?? Sport is one of the major turn offs for females! Do you really think we want to hear all about your stupid little games that involve touching other men's bums and kicking a leather thing full of air up and down a paddock? I'd much rather somebody tell me about their computor than that, although I don't recommend starting a conversation about it unless you know she's into it.

Yeah, actually they do like that.

Frankly I never touched one of these computer things until my heart attack. Before that I got tons of chicks who used to follow the rugby club.

Rugby= team fighting. Fun to play but not fun to watch and listen about.

Knowing how to spell and having basic grammar skills are always a couple good first steps.

Yeah, actually they do like that.

Frankly I never touched one of these computer things until my heart attack. Before that I got tons of chicks who used to follow the rugby club.

If by "they" you mean a female, you're talking to one buddy. I am not alone in hating sports, geeks are far more attractive than jocks to any female with an intelligence quota over 110

wow. i'm very worried about you boys. you guys pretend to be gay? hmm. i don't think that would work for me.

Easy, guys:

Just pretend you're gay. Chicks will flock to you, they love guys they can approach without having to fear for their physical integrity. After that, show them how sensitive and in touch with your feminine side you are. A few weeks later, say you're starting to think you might be bi, and that you'd like to at least try.

You'd be amazed at the results. Or so I'm told.
That works, trust me...

Hopsiedazzy. Actually, I am incapable, due to the fact that all of them that are around for long enough to get to know well are sifted away by the filters. And I just am too wierd, being a Red (socialist ala Scandinavia) Russian/Ukrainian person with an accent, among other things, for the locals to get used to, even after three years. Other things include not having TV, hating pop music, having an abnormally large collection of computer games, playing the flute better than all the girls, talking about UEFA and FIFA to people and not knowing about baseball and American football. Not that I care.

Then I admire you for not changing yourself to impress a female. I'd much rather die alone than to turn myself into a cock hungry slut just so I can get married. Luckily I've found somebody that's more intelligent than I am and likes me for who I am, not the sex

Hey, there's this big party that I'm going to with well over 300 people, many girls ;) in there. I'm kinda new to this so I wanted a few pointers about how to approach girls and see wich ones are interested and those that aren't and that kinda stuff. Thx.


SMACK THEM IN THE FACE! :p

heres my pointers:
look good, look like you dont care, act like a jerk/jackass, be funny and they will flock to you. girls cant resist a jerk.

and i am also not an idiot, nor a geek, nor a jock.
I am an athletic guy with an iq of 174, so im a mixture of all, and i get some ;)

Easy, guys:

Just pretend you're gay. Chicks will flock to you, they love guys they can approach without having to fear for their physical integrity. After that, show them how sensitive and in touch with your feminine side you are. A few weeks later, say you're starting to think you might be bi, and that you'd like to at least try.

You'd be amazed at the results. Or so I'm told.

Close, but never actually state that your gay. Just act like the stereotypical flamboyant gay man, get in touch w/your feminine side. Blah Blah Blah a week or so latermake the move :fluffle:

OK, it really depends on if you are just trying to get laid or if you want an actual relationship.

If you are just looking for sex: (Keep in mind I do not approve of these methods, but they do work quite well)

Many girls who will jump in the sack with you the first night they meet you will be into money, so if you happen to have it flaunt it, but do it in a manner that appears as if you aren't flaunting it. I know that may seem paradoxical, but it works. Once you find one that shows interest, make sure to offer her another drink the moment her starts to run low. If she says something along the lines that she thinks she may be to drunk and she does stupid things when she gets drunk you have to tell her that she doesn't seem drunk at all to you. You have to say this even if they are slurring their words so bad you can hardly understand them. Another important and horribly underhanded tactic is to act uninterested in them while you continue to converate with them. Keep looking at other cute girls and occasionally commenting on them. This will play on their insecurities and make them want to sleep with you in order to validate themselves. The sad fact is even the most gorgeous girls have self esteem problems because of all the beauty magazines so if you are a jackass you can take advantage of that.
Another technique that works for picking up girls for a one night stand is to just come out and tell them your looking for sex. You have to do this in a very non-challant manner and this takes a whlie to perfect, but its a much better way to have a casual hook up because you are not taking advantage of the girl, but she knows up front thats its no big deal just a casual fling.

If you are looking for a relationship:

First and most importantly do not sleep with her on the first night if you want to have a meaningful relationship. Friends with benifits is all fine and good if thats what you are looking for, but if you want a girl friend then make friends with her first hang out for a while befire you jump in the sack. Every girl I have dated I was friends with first, and after splitting up we have remained good friends. When you want to have a relationship you have no choice but to be yourself. Otherwise you will soon make a slip in your "act" and your true self will be exposed and if its different from what you led the girl to believe the results will not be pretty.

Cpl Monastyrsky, Ilya USMC
4th Force Service Support Group
6th Enginner Battalion
Heaquarters and Service Company

Rugby= team fighting. Fun to play but not fun to watch and listen about.

Chicks dig the rugby players. :)

Chicks dig the rugby players. :)

For some reason, they don't dig judo practitioners even though judo requires more skills than rugby. Oh well. I guess Big Morontypes > Deft and Effective in the USA.

Chicks dig the rugby players. :)

WTF is rugby? that may work for the ugly ass british chicks, but not on americans.

Basketball and football players is what they like.

Rugby is essentially a slightly more violent variant of American football minus the helmets and scoring. The goal is to beat people up ;)

WTF is rugby? that may work for the ugly ass british chicks, but not on americans.

Basketball and football players is what they like.
rugby, imagine football without pads mixed with hockey, mainly the beating up each other part

Girls cant resist a jerk.

Paradoxally enough, I've found this to be mostly true.

Well if you have to ask this in an Internet forum full of a bunch of geeks that like pretending they run a nation. You might as well give up now and become a furry because the only action your going to get is with a man in a Raccoon suit.

rugby, imagine football without pads mixed with hockey, mainly the beating up each other part

Do not blaspheme the name of hockey! "I tolko trus/ ne igraet v hokei!" Football is about beating people up. Hockey is not. Pro (not proffessional, "Pro") hockey is about the fighting and the monay.

Chicks dig the rugby players. :)

No, we don't. Men need to stop thinking that! We like their BODIES, not the fact that they play rugby. If you tell us you do, it is then expected that you whip off your shirt and let us perve. Don't do anymore than that, we DO NOT CARE about the games you've played.

Dont waste your time with girls...go str8 to that guy, he's the one with the **** to do anything. :fluffle:

Do not blaspheme the name of hockey! "I tolko trus/ ne igraet v hokei!" Football is about beating people up. Hockey is not. Pro (not proffessional, "Pro") hockey is about the fighting and the monay.
no football is about running a football around like a dumbass. fighitng is illegal in football. but thats about anyone gives a damn about in hockey - fighting

WTF is rugby? that may work for the ugly ass british chicks, but not on americans.

Basketball and football players is what they like.
Well, if you can get into a football team, great for you! You'll get a lot of girls who dig football players. But most of us can't even make the cut for the hopscotch team, let alone football. Plus, there are a lot more girls who are not interested in sports or football players, and even those who are also find other things interesting.

My point? It's always better to learn to use what you have than wishing you had something else.

surefire way to get girls:

walk up to them and say "I have to use the bathroom- can I pee in your butt?"

or, you could say "those pants look good on you, but they would look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor"


girls love these lines

or, you could say "those pants look good on you, but they would look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor"

That one is an obvious rip off of 8-bit theatre: http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010511

Luckily I've found somebody that's more intelligent than I am
Isn't that so awesome? As long as the person doesn't act snotty about it, I love it on the rare occasion that I run into someone more intelligent that I am.

If she says something along the lines that she thinks she may be to drunk and she does stupid things when she gets drunk you have to tell her that she doesn't seem drunk at all to you. You have to say this even if they are slurring their words so bad you can hardly understand them.
Yes... if you're aiming to commit a sexual offence and earn a reputation as a date rapist, go right ahead with that plan.

Honestly, I think you'd get better love advice writing to the Pope than asking this lot. It's a wonder that the species manages to reproduce at all...

ok im telling you right now that unless you really like a person you meet and are not looking for a one night stand this is usless... well not useless but i whould advise against it...
if you want to meet a girl just go up to her and say hi and introduce yourself try to get to know her find out what she likes and use that as you go dont worry about messing up because if you just be yourself she will probably admire you for that and if she dosent like you then it wasnt meant to be and trust me this should work its how i got my girl friend and one little peice of advice dont go fter a girl only because of her body usually the girls that are slightly only slightly less hot than the others have better personalitys and will like you more ;)

In response to the rugby inquiries:

1. The football team at my college never won a game and was disbanded eventually I think.

2. Our Rugby team never lost a game while I was playing.

3. Therefore the chicks loved us. And hated the football team.

4. In conclusion. Columbia. Yes You. Columbia. How does it feel to have the creme de la creme ground into the deck by a bunch of Bronx Irish Assholes. Ivy league. Pretty good until the shit comes down, then they get fucked.

5. Chicks dig the fact that we beat the shit out of the columbia "Team" .

Well if you have to ask this in an Internet forum full of a bunch of geeks that like pretending they run a nation. You might as well give up now and become a furry because the only action your going to get is with a man in a Raccoon suit.

Listen to this guy, he's got a point.

Isn't that so awesome? As long as the person doesn't act snotty about it, I love it on the rare occasion that I run into someone more intelligent that I am.
It's more than awesome it's great! Gets rather competitive at times but that's the fun of it. I kick his ass at anything to do with the arts world and he shoots me down in physics

Isn't that so awesome? As long as the person doesn't act snotty about it, I love it on the rare occasion that I run into someone more intelligent that I am.
Yeah, being in the top-most decile sure sucks! :)

If there's 300 people, then just start experimenting. If you screw up, just walk away. Hopefully you'll learn something while there.

Exactly. I just realized the other day that this is what I should have done when I first showed up at college.

Be honest and most importent of all be yourself. Thay will find out what you are realy like soon anyway . :)

Hell i`m much older than most of you here and it has always worked for me.

By the way: http://www.bash.org/?151227

My advice: Just try to be a decent, helpful person to everyone, especially girls, but not in an obsequious, suck-up, "anything I can do to brighten your day" kind of way, or as if you expect to be repaid. I give this advice not because it's worked for me recently (it hasn't in about three years) but because I need a control to check my own experiences against. ;)

We value your assistance.

Ok, dudes. HERE is how you REALLY approach a chick, from a CHICK whose APPROACHED CHICKS herself (Yah, I'm Lesbian. Ok, so I'm Bi. But still, this will work):

RULE #1:
DO NOT, I mean DO NOT, Small talk/smooth talk/anything like that. Girls KNOW you're hitting on them

RULE #2:
DO NOT BRING CHOCOLATES OR FLOWERS. Okay? DO NOT.

RULE #3:
The quickest way to a girl is to be honest. Instead of saying, "Whats your sign," say, "Um...excuse me...hey...uh...I was just sitting over there, and I'm kinda embarecd to admit this, but you're REALLY attractive."

That's how you do it guys. Got it?

thats pretty much what i already said up at the top

JUST BE GOD DAMN SWEET AND GENTLE TO THEM! THEY ARE WOMEN, A LOT MORE COMPLEX THEN MEN!

No.

300 people is a pretty big party. will you know any of the girls there?

if you DO, go talk to one who looks a bit lost in such a big crowd. all you have to do is talk about how big the party is and how you dont know anyone. blah blah blah

the best advice i can give is LEARN TO DANCE. not enough boys know how to dance. this makes those who do way more attractive than they otherwise would be. in any average party way more girls want to dance than boys do. so you can ask a girl who looks like she would like to be dancing even if she is too good looking for a geek like you. if she is WAY out of your league, ask a "lesser" girl. when everyone sees that you can dance, the "better" girl will agree to dance with you.

pretty soon youll be having a good time.

forget about the notion that talking to a girl at a party will lead to sex. that only happens in the fantasies of teenaged boys who spend way too much time on NS. in real life you can expect to dance, talk, laugh, have a good time and meet a girl who you can ask out for a real date at a later time.

forget about the notion that talking to a girl at a party will lead to sex. that only happens in the fantasies of teenaged boys who spend way too much time on NS. in real life you can expect to dance, talk, laugh, have a good time and meet a girl who you can ask out for a real date at a later time.
I beg to differ. I've personally never pulled it off (I'm not much of a one-night-stand person), but I know people who have.

forget about the notion that talking to a girl at a party will lead to sex. that only happens in the fantasies of teenaged boys who spend way too much time on NS. in real life you can expect to dance, talk, laugh, have a good time and meet a girl who you can ask out for a real date at a later time.

I feel obligated to point out that it also happens in movies. :p

DO NOT, I mean DO NOT, Small talk/smooth talk/anything like that. Girls KNOW you're hitting on them
First of all, do they get put off if they know you're attracted to them? Because that is really all that sincere "hitting on" is. And if small talk wasn't necessary, I might have girls climbing all over me...ok, maybe not quite that, but it'd be easier...

I beg to differ. I've personally never pulled it off (I'm not much of a one-night-stand person), but I know people who have.
yes it does happen but do you know anyone so socially inept that he needed to ask an internet forum how to approach girls who ended up picking up a girl at a party and had sex with her?

sure, a guy with plenty of experience can find a girl who wants to have sex with a stranger and so goes off with him. but a guy who knows NOTHING? no way

we are all really, really sad for discussing picking up girls on the internet. :). I mean, seriously...

anyway, if you just want to score, be this guy: www.tuckermax.com

if you want a girlfriend, don't go the party. too many ways to screw up, and you will always be known as the guy who did that thing with that plant that time.










don't ask

First of all, do they get put off if they know you're attracted to them? Because that is really all that sincere "hitting on" is. And if small talk wasn't necessary, I might have girls climbing all over me...ok, maybe not quite that, but it'd be easier...

Who's the female here?

Yah.

An' what I mean is, let them know you're attracted to them, but don't be like "HEYOMFGWILLYOUFUCKME?!"

Be more like
"Um...hey...I'm really embarrased to say this...but I really like you..."

Got it?

Being friendly to them will only equal one thing: them being friendly to you. Sexual harrassment and immediately flaunting your god-given male dominance is the only way to pick up women. Aggressively making your intentions known is much more proven than braiding her hair like a loser.

The best way to approach a girl is....to talk to her. I like it when guys actually come up to me and talk to me, intelligent conversation though not pick up lines or anything like that, instead of just sitting there waiting for me to make the first move.

A guy getting to know what I like is nice too, asking me what I enjoy, and then actually LIKING what I'm talking about is major points, I hate it when a guy pretends to be interested in what I do. And if you disagree with me about something, tell me! I like to debate about things too, its nice to hear others opinions about something I might otherwise not know anything about...

Eye contact is very important. When a guy is staring around the room or messing with his cell phone when we're talking, its like saying "I'm completely ignoring you" even if you are paying attention.

Looking presentable is often nice too, heh....when I go out I don't tend to go up to a guy who looks like he might have just wandered in off the streets.....

anyway, if you just want to score, be this guy: www.tuckermax.com

Tucker is my hero because he got into a fight with a hockey mascot, and for no other reason.

An' what I mean is, let them know you're attracted to them, but don't be like "HEYOMFGWILLYOUFUCKME?!"

Be more like
"Um...hey...I'm really embarrased to say this...but I really like you..."

Got it?
Yes, I just thought that more direct approach like that might be a little intimidating. Most people prefer a little more tact. I don't, but I've run into too many problems to be so blunt, yet still polite and pleasant like the latter, to really buy in to that. People kind of recoil when you don't knead conversation at least a little first. Like dough that needs to be pliable before you can really use it effectivly, otherwise it'll just be too rigid to use.

DO NOT, I mean DO NOT, Small talk/smooth talk/anything like that. Girls KNOW you're hitting on them


Bull malarkey.

If a girl likes you she will send every possible signal she can, and then will just wait until you respond by hitting on her.

Girls know if they want you in the first 5 minutes, it's up to you to not screw it up. So you be obvious without getting annoying or stupid.

Take up a sport?? Sport is one of the major turn offs for females! Do you really think we want to hear all about your stupid little games that involve touching other men's bums and kicking a leather thing full of air up and down a paddock? I'd much rather somebody tell me about their computor than that, although I don't recommend starting a conversation about it unless you know she's into it.


Yes, but you are one of those girls who is on the internet, not using it purely as the newest and coolest way to talk to people from school.

Hey, there's this big party that I'm going to with well over 300 people, many girls ;) in there. I'm kinda new to this so I wanted a few pointers about how to approach girls and see wich ones are interested and those that aren't and that kinda stuff. Thx.
Slip them a $20.

Hey, there's this big party that I'm going to with well over 300 people, many girls ;) in there. I'm kinda new to this so I wanted a few pointers about how to approach girls and see wich ones are interested and those that aren't and that kinda stuff. Thx.

Be nice (moslty), funny, witty, and at least appear intelligent. It has always worked for me.

If by "they" you mean a female, you're talking to one buddy. I am not alone in hating sports, geeks are far more attractive than jocks to any female with an intelligence quota over 110


The percentage of people with an intelligence quotient of >110 (subjective, of course, I didn't hynotize and test them all) who care about meeting someone interesting over someone others believe to be popular is small (small enough), especially where I grew up. About 3-5 girls out 100-150 fit into this category. Sure, there were more >110 IQ people, but they cared more about being popular accepted by the mainstream than having fun and truely interesting relationships.

Don't make an ass of yourself. Enough said. :D

Its been awhile but I believe it is all in the glance. Either you feel it from their glance's or you don't. When you feel that urge to just go up to them and strike up a conversation, go for it. Rejection sucks but wondering if it could of been sucks even more.

What do you mean he was shy but took a chance with you? In that case he didn't behave shy, so he was not acting as himself. Did you try to approach him before he did thinking "wow, this guy's really shy, but I bet that if I get to know him a little I'll like him" ?


No, actually I had no clue he liked me. He scared me when he told me because it was sudden and random and I have emotional issues. But we were friends first, and I think that helped. Plus it was online....but thats not the damn point. Find a girl you can talk to with ease and just hang with her a while. She might end up liking you, but if you try anything else then I can almost assure you you'll just end up with some (and please no one be insulted if you know a girl like this) air-headed girl who cares more about looks then she does about you. Don't take my advice if you dont' want to, I'm not a traditional girl. But I could probably drag my bf in here and he could probably help you guys. Want me to?

So no "I find the most sensual part of the woman is the boobies" ?!?

Damn ...

Skalador's right, you will get slapped. Or if its a more vicious and defensive girl such as myself you'll get kicked so hard in teh balls you'll pass out. Or get punched in the face.

Oftentimes that is true however. Plus the womens like it.

What kind of girls are you guys trying to attract????????????? From the sounds of it, you'll end up with popular rejects and bitches....

OK, I don't want to make you nervous, but the women you meet at this party will be recording all of your actions. You will be videotaped and bugged, and after the party the women will not go home, they will return to their secret underground bunker, where they will review all of your actions, witticisms, and dietary choices in depth. By the time you wake up the next morning, they will have your complete psychological profile and urinalysis.

The best thing to do is travel in a pack. You'll need to have four guys who are cool, but not as cool as you. Preferably, you want one guy who's kind of smart, one guy who's kind of funny, one guy who's kind of hot, and one guy who's into some sort of popular music that you also listen to, and who is listening to it at the time. The point here is that none of them is better than you in more than one area (preferably no areas), and that one of them will have some sort of icebreaker which will get you in the metaphorical door to employ your superior charm, wit, and intelligence. If you select your "pack" with care, females will naturally be attracted to you, since you will be the best guy of the pack. It's a delicate balance - if your pack is too cool, they'll outcool you and you'll be out in the cold; if they're not cool enough, everyone will think you're a nerd and make fun of you forever, even after you die.

If this doesn't work, you may wish to employ a bear trap to break one of the women's legs. Then you can "comfort" her while awaiting the paramedics.

I find having an enormous penis helps too.

*bangs head repeatedly against wall* You know, any girl not looking for sex will probably run if you say that. I know I would have if my bf had said that.

Dont make the same mistake I made when I was young, dont be too picky!

I used to think that there is nothing more admirable than finding a really special girl that you really like and can be true to.

Unfortunately girls do not see it this way.

When you are at the party, instead of seeking out the girl that you really like, seek out the girl that really likes you.

This will make the girl that you really like jealous (which is a good thing) and being treated really nicely by the girl who likes you will eventually give you all the confidence you need to seduce the girl you really like.

Trust me, you are young and you have the rest of your life to find the girl you really like. The important thing is to get some experience in with any girl first.

I am not saying dont talk to the girl you really like at all, treat her respectfully and friendly, but do not cling to her.
She will like you a lot more if she sees other girls laughing at you jokes, etc.

Take up a sport?? Sport is one of the major turn offs for females! Do you really think we want to hear all about your stupid little games that involve touching other men's bums and kicking a leather thing full of air up and down a paddock? I'd much rather somebody tell me about their computor than that, although I don't recommend starting a conversation about it unless you know she's into it.

This is 100% true. If you want a descent female, DON'T TALK ABOUT SPORTS! Look for ones you can relate to or talk to easily. Trust me, they stick out like a sore thumb to you. Just listen in on a few conversations until you find one you can relate to. But please, never bore them with sports.

Hopsiedazzy. Actually, I am incapable, due to the fact that all of them that are around for long enough to get to know well are sifted away by the filters. And I just am too wierd, being a Red (socialist ala Scandinavia) Russian/Ukrainian person with an accent, among other things, for the locals to get used to, even after three years. Other things include not having TV, hating pop music, having an abnormally large collection of computer games, playing the flute better than all the girls, talking about UEFA and FIFA to people and not knowing about baseball and American football. Not that I care.

You sound kind of like my bf. But add in a huge amount of support for Palistine, subtract the flute and TV notes, and subtract the nationality. Other then that, I think you've about got him. Trust me, if your nice you'll find a girl.

If by "they" you mean a female, you're talking to one buddy. I am not alone in hating sports, geeks are far more attractive than jocks to any female with an intelligence quota over 110

So true.

surefire way to get girls:

walk up to them and say "I have to use the bathroom- can I pee in your butt?"

or, you could say "those pants look good on you, but they would look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor"


girls love these lines

*twitch* I'd slap a guy for saying that then castrate him. Or kick him in the balls so hard he'd be out for the rest of the night and the next day. NEVER USE LINES LIKE THAT!!!! It will just get you beaten up.

Being friendly to them will only equal one thing: them being friendly to you. Sexual harrassment and immediately flaunting your god-given male dominance is the only way to pick up women. Aggressively making your intentions known is much more proven than braiding her hair like a loser.

Don't pull that. If you try that on an amazonian like girl, which you might accidentally do, then you will get your ass kicked and be beaten into China about three thousand years ago.

OK, I don't want to make you nervous, but the women you meet at this party will be recording all of your actions. You will be videotaped and bugged, and after the party the women will not go home, they will return to their secret underground bunker, where they will review all of your actions, witticisms, and dietary choices in depth. By the time you wake up the next morning, they will have your complete psychological profile and urinalysis.

*scarcasticly* Yes, we do have underground bunkers and we do record eveything the guys at parties do to sort out who we like and who we don't. Thats why we're the superior sex.
*whacks Urukku upside teh head* don't make them more nervous by telling them this crap. Some people take that stuff seriously you baka!

If this doesn't work, you may wish to employ a bear trap to break one of the women's legs. Then you can "comfort" her while awaiting the paramedics.

If you do this and they find out about it (which they probably will eventually) you'll get your ass sued and most likely have every girl in the school shun you.

The best way to meet girls is to be a jerk. Treat em like garbage and they'll come a running. Or just whip it out and see their reaction.

Alright fine, forget the bear trap. Wear cologne or something. Like that'll work :rolleyes:




Actually, aftershave seems to work really well for some reason.

This is 100% true. If you want a descent female, DON'T TALK ABOUT SPORTS!

Because decent females, of course, don't like sports. Right?

"Hey baby, I'm huge. I've got big muscles too."

I dunno how it is that so many of you are so clueless about the opposite sex.

Girls aren't that complicated. here are a few pointers:

1. Do not show up in a pack. It's intimidating, we think it's weird.
2. Look for girls in pairs or on their own. Do not look for girls in a pack - chances are they will sway with whatever opinion their pack of friends decides. And they probably aren't there looking to meet someone.
2. If you see a girl you like, make eye contact. If she makes eye contact with you - smile. If she smiles back - GO SAY HELLO.
3. Most girls do not bite. Most girls are nice. If a girl laughs in your face or is rude to you when you try to talk to her, this girl is a bitch and probably not someone you want to date anyway.
4. The best pick up line is "Hello". The next best one is, "How are you?" Learn the art of small talk. Ask her a lot of questions about herself. Don't ask close ended questions. Avoid the big nos: don't talk about sex, politics, or religion. ask her what she does for fun. what kind of music she likes. etc.
5. If you somehow manage to get a phone number - ask her when you should call. Say something like, I'm a pretty busy guy and I'm sure that you are a busy girl - when is a good date/time for me to call? and then CALL AT THAT TIME. the two day 'rule' is retarded and irritating.

-Don't be egotistical
-Don't say anything that might be going for pity
-If you're going to bullshit, make it believeable.
-for fucks sake, think before you say anything.

your advice is awesome.

especially the last one.

So true.

what about jocky geeks?

Pffft, avoid em.

Girls is where cooties comes from.

take em from a distance
:sniper:

Here's something a bit more useful when it comes to getting through the bases.

- Once you've initiated the conversation, get her to talk about, and experience (mentally) a time when she felt in love, happy, aroused, excited etc. Get her describe how it felt and watch her face, when you see that she is momentarily re-experiencing that moment, touch her somewhere specific (the wrist, the hand, the finger, whatever.) Now remember where you touched her and how you touched her. You've just set up an anchor that she will unconsiously associate with the emotion she was feeling at that moment. Set up a bunch of anchors like this. Now when you start kissing (or just before you start kissing) and you're wanting to reach under her shirt, if you get any resistance, you fire off the anchors by touching her in the same way you did earlier. At the same time you say something like "I just thought we could forget about everthing, just be in the moment, just listen to what we feel inside. What do you feel like doing right now?" If you've timed this well with the firing of the anchors, she'll suddendly be feeling excited and aroused and in love and happy. This means she'll be having a burst of positive emotions all associated with you and the shields are down.

Best of luck.

Look. I'll tell you this only once. I've tried to be nice about it before, but I guess you don't get the point.

You are coming to the internet for advice how to score with chicks. Frankly, that is like going to chernobyl for advice on how to avoid radiation poisoning.

If you want to score with a woman. TURN THE GODDAMN PC OFF. They don't like it, and your descritptions of your great internet acheivments will only make them glaze over with boredom.

In conclusion, take up a sport, and stop pissing about on the internet. Well, then I will have to remain a bachelor. I am addicted to pissing around on the internet, especialy here…

Approach them with some friends.

Maybe someone sweet. Like Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, of Captain Morgan.

Those three guys always help me when Im in trouble.

Approach them with some friends.

Maybe someone sweet. Like Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, of Captain Morgan.

Those three guys always help me when Im in trouble.

Very true, being a little liquored up is a lot of help, and it would be a plus if you could get them liquored up, too. :eek:

Here's something a bit more useful when it comes to getting through the bases.

- Once you've initiated the conversation, get her to talk about, and experience (mentally) a time when she felt in love, happy, aroused, excited etc. Get her describe how it felt and watch her face, when you see that she is momentarily re-experiencing that moment, touch her somewhere specific (the wrist, the hand, the finger, whatever.) Now remember where you touched her and how you touched her. You've just set up an anchor that she will unconsiously associate with the emotion she was feeling at that moment. Set up a bunch of anchors like this. Now when you start kissing (or just before you start kissing) and you're wanting to reach under her shirt, if you get any resistance, you fire off the anchors by touching her in the same way you did earlier. At the same time you say something like "I just thought we could forget about everthing, just be in the moment, just listen to what we feel inside. What do you feel like doing right now?" If you've timed this well with the firing of the anchors, she'll suddendly be feeling excited and aroused and in love and happy. This means she'll be having a burst of positive emotions all associated with you and the shields are down.

Best of luck.


That actually works... sorta...

Very true, being a little liquored up is a lot of help, and it would be a plus if you could get them liquored up, too. :eek:

From experiance, once you are a little drunk, you will be more apt to speak truthfully and be yourself. this is why its good for the girl to be hitting the bottle too. What she doesn't remember cant hurt you.

I have a girlfriend, so maybe I can help:

Talk about music, movies, etc. Try to get someone who is interested in stuff with you. Talk for a while. When she's really deep into conversation with you, you know you got it going good.

Don't act like an ass. Be yourself, no matter what. Lot's of people say it, but if you start dating someone and then you reveal your true self and its not who she thought you were, I hope your wearing a cup.

Or try to get into a group, and then "eliminate" one by one who you like, who you don't like, etc.

Anyway, when approaching girls. Be a little cocky and funny. One of the sexiest traits is confidence. Joke around with them a little, and ask for their Email/Number within a few minutes of talking, and then tell them that you'll call them in couple of days, or, call on an agreed date or time. Act like you're busy.

Keep it interesting. Don't say that you like hanging around on internet forums when you first meet. Take up an interesting hobby or sport, that way you can keep her interested if you talk about it. Don't lie about anything to appear more interesting, as you might be bitten in the ass by your lies later. Never try too hard to impress women, especially if you are at risk of looking stupid if your attempts mess up.

Being a wimp, complaining or saying negative things about yourself almost never attracts women, especially on the first meeting.

So basically: be yourself, be confident and always remember that there are plenty of girls around. If you get rejected, there are many more opportunities.

About the looks, for sure, looks are important, and they do open the door - but a beautiful person with an ugly personality becoms ugly, and an ugly person with a beautiful personality becomes amazing. This works for guys too, so think about how you act and how you present yourself.
Yeah, it's amazing how (physically) hot someone often becomes in your eyes, when you get to like their personality.

THEY ARE WOMEN, A LOT MORE COMPLEX THEN MEN!
Women are not more complex than men.

I find having an enormous penis helps too.
Should it be exposed, i.e. don't wear trousers? ;)

any girl not looking for sex will probably run if you say that
What girls aren't? ;)

Girls aren't that complicated. here are a few pointers:

1. Do not show up in a pack. It's intimidating, we think it's weird.
2. Look for girls in pairs or on their own. Do not look for girls in a pack - chances are they will sway with whatever opinion their pack of friends decides. And they probably aren't there looking to meet someone.
2. If you see a girl you like, make eye contact. If she makes eye contact with you - smile. If she smiles back - GO SAY HELLO.
3. Most girls do not bite. Most girls are nice. If a girl laughs in your face or is rude to you when you try to talk to her, this girl is a bitch and probably not someone you want to date anyway.
4. The best pick up line is "Hello". The next best one is, "How are you?" Learn the art of small talk. Ask her a lot of questions about herself. Don't ask close ended questions. Avoid the big nos: don't talk about sex, politics, or religion. ask her what she does for fun. what kind of music she likes. etc.
5. If you somehow manage to get a phone number - ask her when you should call. Say something like, I'm a pretty busy guy and I'm sure that you are a busy girl - when is a good date/time for me to call? and then CALL AT THAT TIME. the two day 'rule' is retarded and irritating.
1. What's weird about a group?
2. yes
3. yes
4. Yes, except there's nothing wrong with talking abut sex.
5. Badly worded. Most girls are not as reluctant to give you their number as most young fellas imagine.

Dress up like your favorite superhero, the girl will no doubt associate you with that hero and fall in love with you.

Alternatively, dress up like William Shatner, and you'll have no problem picking up chicks so long as they aren't human.

Alternatively, smell good, look neat, be nice, be funny, be pleasant, and be next to someone who's not as cool as you.

When approaching girls, I usually use my feet.

1. What's weird about a group?
2. yes
3. yes
4. Yes, except there's nothing wrong with talking abut sex.
5. Badly worded. Most girls are not as reluctant to give you their number as most young fellas imagine.

1. There's something weird about guys that need a support network of ten other guys to get up the nerve to talk to women. It also doesn't make them very approachable (in my opinion). It's no fun to walk through a crowd to talk to someone you are interested. It takes a lot of confidence and is often just easier to avoid.
4. Some would say that there's nothing wrong talking about politics and religion either. They are just sensitive issues better left until you have had time to get to know someone. And what people mean by 'sex' varies. This could mean stating that you want to be married within two years and have three kids by the time you're 30. Not exactly information people want to hear right off the bat.
5. I don't think girls are reluctant, I just think that a lot of girls give a number and expect a guy to call within a certain time period. I've noticed that this time period varies depending on a number of factors (like age). I also find that a lot of my friends tend to wait by the phone for 'the call' and by the time two days is up, they are frustrated and have become disinterested. There tends to be confusion around when to call so I have found it to be a lot easier if someone sets out a time as soon as they have the number in hand.

1)left foot in front of the right foot
2)right foot in front of the left foot
repeat steps 1) & 2)

Congratulations! You are now approaching girls!

I haven't been in a more-than-friendly relationship (any better, mure succinct way I can say this) with a girl yet, but what I believe is the best way is to just treat them like any other person. It is my theory that people want to be treated like people, and that engaging their intellect is the only way for them to truly become itnerested in you. This is only true for the types of girls I'd be interested in, however. Perhaps you're into the more physical aspect...

I can tell you now. This doesn't work. Sharing a bond on a deep and meaningful level, treating them how you would want to be treated and so on. It makes you nice, safe and single. I have gone 19 years thus far without this being disproved. This line sucks, only take it if you are spineless (you actually think about other people) like me, because the only benifit you get is being the nice guy. And nice guys dont finish last, they seldom finish.

You need not to have an ego, but a little cocky, like you know you have something. You need to appear like you have a side that might need a little taming.

Whatever you do, don't follow advice from a woman unless you absolutely trust her. Or she'll tell you that nice guys are fanaciable. And thats a lie that will screw you over.

I can tell you now. This doesn't work. Sharing a bond on a deep and meaningful level, treating them how you would want to be treated and so on. It makes you nice, safe and single. I have gone 19 years thus far without this being disproved. This line sucks, only take it if you are spineless (you actually think about other people) like me, because the only benifit you get is being the nice guy. And nice guys dont finish last, they seldom finish.

You need not to have an ego, but a little cocky, like you know you have something. You need to appear like you have a side that might need a little taming.

Whatever you do, don't follow advice from a woman unless you absolutely trust her. Or she'll tell you that nice guys are fanaciable. And thats a lie that will screw you over.

Generally true of all women under the age of 30. On one hand they'll tell you that they don't want a guy who is an asshole (and they'll be specific about the behavior), and then when you're not acting like that, they want you to "be a man" which literally means "be an asshole" and they'll outline the EXACT SAME BEHAVIORS.

Just wait until you're 40. The older women are tired of the assholes.

What girls aren't? ;)

The ones I'm looking for. I'm under the impression that it's an endandured species.

If by "they" you mean a female, you're talking to one buddy. I am not alone in hating sports, geeks are far more attractive than jocks to any female with an intelligence quota over 110

ouch!
Thats a little harsh don't you think? As an avid sports fan who is not as dumb as a post, I think that sports are a definite turn on. Many sports players are quite intelligent, and some computer geeks no nothing but computers.

Dress up like your favorite superhero, the girl will no doubt associate you with that hero and fall in love with you.

Alternatively, dress up like William Shatner, and you'll have no problem picking up chicks so long as they aren't human.

Alternatively, smell good, look neat, be nice, be funny, be pleasant, and be next to someone who's not as cool as you.

I think.. I'm probably the only one that would be turned on by something like that.

Hm... probably

get hammered and whip it out, something is bound to happen, and no matter what it will be moreinteresting than if you just sat at home

Easy. Just whip it out and slap them in the face with it. They love it when a guy does that. At least they do when I do it. ;)

1)left foot in front of the right foot
2)right foot in front of the left foot
repeat steps 1) & 2)

Congratulations! You are now approaching girls!

I tried this, but I tripped.

Now im in a wheelchair. So I suppose I could say this method doesn't work.

Next time just crawl, that way youre set up for the position youll be in during the course of an average modern relationship. :)

Its all about efficiency these days! ;)

I tried this, but I tripped.

Now im in a wheelchair. So I suppose I could say this method doesn't work.

Next time just crawl, that way youre set up for the position youll be in during the course of an average modern relationship. :)

Its all about efficiency these days! ;)
uh huh, uh huh

*takes notes*

anything else?

Hey, there's this big party that I'm going to with well over 300 people, many girls ;) in there. I'm kinda new to this so I wanted a few pointers about how to approach girls and see wich ones are interested and those that aren't and that kinda stuff. Thx.
Bah you dont need to worry there will be at least 1 hot drunk girl there :p
look at her look away make eye contact look away make eye contact again and then walk on over

Ooh Ooh.
I know a good one

"I've got to know. Are you Gay or Bisexual?"

Alternatively, dress up like William Shatner, and you'll have no problem picking up chicks so long as they aren't human.

"What is this thing you humans call ...love?"

"Hey there"

or

"hey there you"

work fine for me. give those a try.

Hey, there's this big party that I'm going to with well over 300 people, many girls ;) in there. I'm kinda new to this so I wanted a few pointers about how to approach girls and see wich ones are interested and those that aren't and that kinda stuff. Thx.

Well, getting 300 people to come for a party is tougher than hitting on women - you've got the hard part done, just go among them and flirt, boy. Flirt. And don't get too inebriated.

jUst let them do all the talking cause girls love to hear themselves talk. But if she mentions her boyfriend, slap her and order her to dump him.

Hey, try the voodoo one- it's a great idea. Ok, really. PRETEND. it works.

Can someone tell me how to get a girl that has a boyfriend? Unfortunatly the only cute girl that knows I exist is already with some guy. I dont know her too well but I think that at one point about she liked me. I made a mistake and I didnt do anything then because I wasnt sure if she liked me or if she pityed me. Well its about six months later I cant stop thinking about her. I have a ridiculas plan to use laxitives on her boyfriends drink when no one is around and before that locking a bathroom door. He shits in his pants and the girl never talks to him again. Well that will take a rare oppertunity. Any Ideas for my situation? I figured I would just post in this thread instead of making my own.

Can someone tell me how to get a girl that has a boyfriend? Unfortunatly the only cute girl that knows I exist is already with some guy. I dont know her too well but I think that at one point about she liked me. I made a mistake and I didnt do anything then because I wasnt sure if she liked me or if she pityed me. Well its about six months later I cant stop thinking about her. I have a ridiculas plan to use laxitives on her boyfriends drink when no one is around and before that locking a bathroom door. He shits in his pants and the girl never talks to him again. Well that will take a rare oppertunity. Any Ideas for my situation? I figured I would just post in this thread instead of making my own.
Hit on her like crazy (not physically)

Hit on her like crazy (not physically)

I am really really REALLY bad at flirting. Ummm.... any pointers?

Can someone tell me how to get a girl that has a boyfriend? Unfortunatly the only cute girl that knows I exist is already with some guy. I dont know her too well but I think that at one point about she liked me. I made a mistake and I didnt do anything then because I wasnt sure if she liked me or if she pityed me. Well its about six months later I cant stop thinking about her. I have a ridiculas plan to use laxitives on her boyfriends drink when no one is around and before that locking a bathroom door. He shits in his pants and the girl never talks to him again. Well that will take a rare oppertunity. Any Ideas for my situation? I figured I would just post in this thread instead of making my own.


LOL.....well I guess you get credit for being original on that one.
"How did you and your wife meet?"
"Oh I slipped laxatives in her dates drink at a part and he shit his pants"
"shes been mine ever since."

Dont go for someone else's girl. Thats just not cool. You wouldnt want anyone doing that to you now would you? I'm sure there are a lot of other girls you could approach. Be a gentleman...manners are VERY important.

Can someone tell me how to get a girl that has a boyfriend? Unfortunatly the only cute girl that knows I exist is already with some guy. I dont know her too well but I think that at one point about she liked me. I made a mistake and I didnt do anything then because I wasnt sure if she liked me or if she pityed me. Well its about six months later I cant stop thinking about her. I have a ridiculas plan to use laxitives on her boyfriends drink when no one is around and before that locking a bathroom door. He shits in his pants and the girl never talks to him again. Well that will take a rare oppertunity. Any Ideas for my situation? I figured I would just post in this thread instead of making my own. Move on. You're most likely to be in the "friends zone"; it's almost impossible to leave. Just look elsewhere.

Can someone tell me how to get a girl that has a boyfriend? Unfortunatly the only cute girl that knows I exist is already with some guy. I dont know her too well but I think that at one point about she liked me. I made a mistake and I didnt do anything then because I wasnt sure if she liked me or if she pityed me. Well its about six months later I cant stop thinking about her. I have a ridiculas plan to use laxitives on her boyfriends drink when no one is around and before that locking a bathroom door. He shits in his pants and the girl never talks to him again. Well that will take a rare oppertunity. Any Ideas for my situation? I figured I would just post in this thread instead of making my own.


If her boyfriend goes out of town or whatever, invite her over or take her to a party and see to it that she drinks alot.

If her boyfriend goes out of town or whatever, invite her over or take her to a party and see to it that she drinks alot.
Normally I would oppose this, but her boyfriend is probably a hypocrite and would likely deserve this.

Move on. You're most likely to be in the "friends zone"; it's almost impossible to leave. Just look elsewhere.
Some of us enter it as soon as we meet a girl. It's most unfortunate and could be a slight drag.
















:headbang:
(i think I may have found a use of this that doesnt make my IQ look like it barely scares double figures, due to it actually being relevant w00t!)

Treat them like the human beings they are.

Well origanally I was just going to tell her I really like her but the day I decided to do it was the day I found out she had a boyfriend. So a month or two of thinking I came up with the laxitive plan. Well if it works (or if they break up) is it a good idea to just tell a girl that I dont know too well but she knows I exist in a positive way how I feel?

You are nasty scheming and evil.

You wont be single for long.

Well origanally I was just going to tell her I really like her but the day I decided to do it was the day I found out she had a boyfriend. So a month or two of thinking I came up with the laxitive plan. Well if it works (or if they break up) is it a good idea to just tell a girl that I dont know too well but she knows I exist in a positive way how I feel?
Do the laxative thing first. Post about your experience with that. Than ask for more advice (if needed)

Do the laxative thing first. Post about your experience with that. Than ask for more advice (if needed)

It will be a while I dont see the girl that often maybe once a week (she goes to my church) and her boyfriend I have been near maybe 3 times. One of those times I could have done the laxitive thing. So it will be a while.

It will be a while I dont see the girl that often maybe once a week (she goes to my church) and her boyfriend I have been near maybe 3 times. One of those times I could have done the laxitive thing. So it will be a while.
You'll have to work harder. You can't wait around for the girl to suddenly like you.

I think I speak for all the NS'ers when I say:

Laxatives! Laxatives!

guten taugen, from east germany...

the eastern bloc informs me that the best way is to look for a who ist schwanger..(with child) and touch her ..
its great fun, then she notices and you say does he move much and things like that, then, she will see you are intrested in her life, then... smalltalk her into going to get a drink with you, even though wenn dein frau ist schwanger, sie konnen nicht haben ein bier,(when your is with child, she cant have beer) she will appreciate the gesture...
and jsut go from there, it takes time, yes... but is good method to use.... when you are intrested in her, she wil be intrested in you..

Even if the laxatives work, that would be a hurtful and nasty thing to do. Now I'd never do such a thing, but I havent exactly had reams of relationships so maybe you should?

Im inflicting my own bitter anger on you here, bear that in mind.

Do the laxatives, I wish you two a good future together. Well I dont actually because then you would be spiteful and selfish and undeserving. If she would leave him because he got ill then she isnt all that. So you get what you deserve if you get her.

You cant win as far as im concerned, Im either going to hate you for having a concience and being doomed to loneliness or Im going to hate you for being a piece of shit.

This is the perfect solution. I hate giving advice and I find it quite disturbing that I actually read this entire thread. Yet obliviously I find myself writing a rebuttal.

Ok. Here is the Perfect way to a woman's heart.

First: Like a post said before turn off the computer and get out and talk to the wild untamed beast that women are.

Second: Every person both men and women have different preferences. Some like talk dark handsome.... other smart geeky going to be multimillionaires.... That is your first clue that not all women are alike

Third: Realize that all women are alike... Yeah I know your going what the heck you just said.... Well women all compete with each other for a guys.. When they find that guy they will fight tooth and nail to keep him.. Your job is to find that one going for you or going for a guy like you and make her know that you are the one and you chose her and she chose you. She is basically special. Women always like to know they outdressed and are sexier than the other women around. I mean serious ladies you all compete. Then you work together to beat other groups of women.. You ladies are so weird sometimes. Guys have years to go to even catch up to the circles one of you run around us. We men are dumb and do not care. Yet watch out some men know your games... :-)

Fourth: To find a perfect person is not to have sex with that person right away. Even if you do... Maybe she is or is not the one.. It depends on how well you click. You will know when magic hits you. It will be like an anvil hitting your toe and your body will start flying into high gear and hormones will flow like the Nile river... Yet this can back fire too. Maybe it is just your first time and your being horny.... Hey I just say the truth...

Fifth: Some Men and Women are spontaneous, gothic, freaks, preppy, good looking, ugly looking, smart, dumb, and etc... What a girl is to you is your choice. No one else can change that fact.. I hope that you find the right person for you. She will appear out of nowhere. Also searching for a girl is proven to fail every time. If you are looking for the right girl. Chances are about eighty others are looking at the one you are looking for. So let fate happened or whatever you call that moment when lightning strikes.

Sixth: Who cares have fun. Life is too short to be listening to music and posting tips on dating on a government site. That is why I am getting on my motorcycle and going to meet with my G-Friend for six years... I hope you have fun and learn from your mistakes. I did and I am getting married. Peace! ;)

First, be yourself, even if you're just after a one nighter, girls can smell a faker a mile away.
Second, if you really want a girlfriend, don't worry about sleeping with her the first night, I've done so many times and it works out, aslong as you take it piano in the morning and don't rush off.

Be smart, witty, ask about somewhat neutral stuff altho not boring, if she stays and seems interested in the conversation, go on to more rauncy stuff, especially if she has humor.

Be well dressed, but not too snobby or overdressed.
If its a casual party and you want to give an orderly impression wear a jacket but no tie, no sneakers to to match the jacket.
Otherwise go for nice, tight jeans with bootcut, preferebly Lee Denver(haha, getting specific now). Don't ever wear sunglasses indoors, it makes you look like a dork that tries to act cool.

Dance, and do it well, don't drink yourself brave, you'll just make an ass out of yourself and wake up alone with a headache.
Buy her drinks, but not too many or she'll be to drunk to have fun and be fun(if you're out to get laid), besides, if you're even close to a decent person you'll feel like shit if you take advantage of a girl that's almost passed out, so keep the drinking civil and social.

Good things to talk about for starters: Movies, music, how much Bush blows(this way you find out if she's actually girlfriend material), what she does for a living(altho she might be in school, in that case, ask what her major is) and answer all those questions yourself, _be honest_! The worst thing is to have sex with britney in the background if that's the type of music she's into.

Good things to talk about when you're more comfortable: Politics(atleast you can ask if she's interested, and if you're not, don't ask, you'll just seem stupid when you don't know jack), travel, if she likes to see different parts of the world, sports, if you are both jocks, drugs if you are both potheads(but keep it moderate, no need to flaunt your crack-addiction), love, tell jokes but not they shouldn't be to dirty... yet! ask her if she's dating someone.
If you havn't danced with her, ask her to the dancefloor, the dancefloor are for girls, gay men and _real men_, the boys and sissys just stand at the side and stare in ave.

If she's not interested after 15 minutes, say goodbye in a nice way and start looking for other prey, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Don't be desperate, it doesn't matter if you put on a academy award show not to seem desperate, it WILL shine through, belive me!
Don't get your hopes up but be nice and behave like the perfect gentleman(to everyone, not just her, always), give her compliments and be sincere... don't say she has beautiful eyes if she doesn't have it... if she's butt ugly then say something nice about her personality, if you've come this far she's bound to have one.
And always, always, always, ALWAYS be yoursel! You'll be sorry otherwise...

This is the tips and tricks from my career in the dating scene, though I'm swedish this should be pretty general stuff:)
Good luck, and if you don't make it, try next time.

I typed mine first Lord Ganja!! :)


I like yours though!... Now I am off.. I almost forgot my helmet!! :cool:

wait till there all drunk and all they want is somebody to spend the night with. That always works... :sniper:

The previous reply had great advice.
Here are the key things to remember.
Dress well.
Smile and look like you are enjoying yourself.
Ask her lots of questions about herself.
Do buy her a drink.
Do not get yourself drunk.
Definitely ask for a phone number and do it within ten minutes of meeting her.If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

I typed mine first Lord Ganja!! :)


I like yours though!... Now I am off.. I almost forgot my helmet!! :cool:


Awww, sorry man, didn't mean to repeat your words, I just couldn't read through 50 pages of bullshit before I gave my serious advice;)
Maybe we should tag-team for the next round?
Keep it up and keep it real,
/A.


Edit: Ummm, so it was more like 13 pages, but still, I'm dog-tired;)

what if you suspect she's Republican? Is it any different?

She's like the smartest person I've ever known to have herself labeled "Republican"...well...her and McCain.

Ok,
I've been together with my girlfriend for over a year, so all I can do is tell you what I did. Be very funny, VERY FUNNY, and if you aren't funny then just say stupid comments and act wierd. Then talk to them about whatever they like, music is a big one, and favourite whatevers.... Don't talk about wierd stuff that interests you (For me like Batman, Supervillians, and War). After a while, if she still seems interested start making moves on her like putting you arm around them or flirt with them. If this works ask to see her again, maybe at a concert (just a small one) or a movie. Now at first you may want to hang out with friends, tell her to bring 2 friends and you bring 2 or whatever. Now with each date go farther and farther until you can't go any farther. But just keep being nice. Or another peice of advice, DON'T TO ME!

You like batman?


Dude, Supergirl!

what if you suspect she's Republican? Is it any different?

She's like the smartest person I've ever known to have herself labeled "Republican"...well...her and McCain.

Well, have you seen the comparison between the states IQ and which candidate they supported? I'll give you the link right here so you can check it out:)

http://chrisevans3d.com/files/iq.htm

I'm not a 100% sure if this is exact numbers, but it gives you a hint and I'm not surprised :D

You only need three things to approach girls:

1. Confidence
2. Ski Mask
3. Gun (fake one will work if need be, but if she sees you, you are screwed)

Treat them like the human beings they are.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA because that works doesnt it? I mean it doesnt just lead to you making friends and being labelled as "friend". How many lovely female friends do I have? Um lots, try about 10, I respect them all and am glad to be friends. But in most of those cases I have fancied or do fancy them. Not all I add. SOme have been friends and friends only. But the point is, it doesnt work, it makes you friends, but when you already have enough friends, it sucks. Or when they are all paired off and have no time for you. Or just valentines day, are all terrible.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Its not because I dont see many girls as my equal or even superior. Its not that I dont respect them, for being cool, clever, hard working or ethical.

It's that I do.

Well, have you seen the comparison between the states IQ and which candidate they supported? I'll give you the link right here so you can check it out:)

http://chrisevans3d.com/files/iq.htm

I'm not a 100% sure if this is exact numbers, but it gives you a hint and I'm not surprised :D
Those numbers are fake, I'm doing an actual project that proves Democrats are smarter than Republicans. Research says I'm correct, and a survey will probably back me up.

That's off-topic though.

You only need three things to approach girls:

1. Confidence
2. Ski Mask
3. Gun (fake one will work if need be, but if she sees you, you are screwed)
I prefer taking the knife to the throat, what's your tactic?

Those numbers are fake, I'm doing an actual project that proves Democrats are smarter than Republicans. Research says I'm correct, and a survey will probably back me up.

That's off-topic though.

Well, as soon as you have that survey I'd love to see it, I'm quite sure democrats are smarter too, which is what that survey says too, even though you claim it's fake(I can't validate nor say its fake cause I truly don't know its source)
Anyways, its way of topic as you said, I'll shut my mouth in this case and thread, sorry for bringing in politics in the dating-scene :headbang:

Well, as soon as you have that survey I'd love to see it, I'm quite sure democrats are smarter too, which is what that survey says too, even though you claim it's fake(I can't validate nor say its fake cause I truly don't know its source)
Anyways, its way of topic as you said, I'll shut my mouth in this case and thread, sorry for bringing in politics in the dating-scene :headbang:
I brought it, I meant it for both of us.

Now I'm goin off-topic again...wtf?

what if you suspect she's Republican? Is it any different?

What does that matter? Does is make her less attractive or her personality less acceptable?

Those numbers are fake, I'm doing an actual project that proves Democrats are smarter than Republicans. Research says I'm correct, and a survey will probably back me up.
Keep us posted.

I haven't been in a more-than-friendly relationship (any better, mure succinct way I can say this) with a girl yet, but what I believe is the best way is to just treat them like any other person. It is my theory that people want to be treated like people, and that engaging their intellect is the only way for them to truly become itnerested in you. This is only true for the types of girls I'd be interested in, however. Perhaps you're into the more physical aspect...


here is a better more succinct way... just say:

"I am a virgin who does not know the answer to your question."

Yep, much better and more succinct.

Hey, I'm a girl, so I think I can help here.

Ok, first of all, it helps a LOT if you become a girl's friend first. We like that, cause then we learn to trust you and we're comfortable with each other in the first place. In fact, this might lead to the girl liking you. When you do this, just treat her mostly like any other person--keeping in mind that she's a girl, don't start telling dirty jokes you would with your buddies normally or anything stupid like that. If there's any chance of a connection, and you do this correctly, you have a grade-A shot at the girl.

Hey, I'm a girl, so I think I can help here.

Ok, first of all, it helps a LOT if you become a girl's friend first. We like that, cause then we learn to trust you and we're comfortable with each other in the first place. In fact, this might lead to the girl liking you. When you do this, just treat her mostly like any other person--keeping in mind that she's a girl, don't start telling dirty jokes you would with your buddies normally or anything stupid like that. If there's any chance of a connection, and you do this correctly, you have a grade-A shot at the girl.

and it makes the traditional "lets just be friends" speech work a lot better... :D

Lol!

And I would know on this too, I fell in love with a friend of mine...!

Hey, I'm a girl, so I think I can help here.

Ok, first of all, it helps a LOT if you become a girl's friend first. We like that, cause then we learn to trust you and we're comfortable with each other in the first place. In fact, this might lead to the girl liking you. When you do this, just treat her mostly like any other person--keeping in mind that she's a girl, don't start telling dirty jokes you would with your buddies normally or anything stupid like that. If there's any chance of a connection, and you do this correctly, you have a grade-A shot at the girl.


Yet again. Fools. No. Honestly, dont you read my posts ever! :P

Seriously, bad idea, you fall for the girls she puts you in the safe friend zone. Um its happened to me 8 times. It hurts. Dont do it.

and it makes the traditional "lets just be friends" speech work a lot better... :D
Why is it bad thing to have female friends?

Yet again. Fools. No. Honestly, dont you read my posts ever! :P

Seriously, bad idea, you fall for the girls she puts you in the safe friend zone. Um its happened to me 8 times. It hurts. Dont do it.
Uh, well, then you did something wrong, cause...
And I would know on this too, I fell in love with a friend of mine...!

Yet again. Fools. No. Honestly, dont you read my posts ever! :P

Seriously, bad idea, you fall for the girls she puts you in the safe friend zone. Um its happened to me 8 times. It hurts. Dont do it.

Right, don't put forth the extra effort and risk for a REAL relationship. Just use the "strategies" to get layed. It doesn't mean as much, but you'll get alot more for alot less, right? :rolleyes:

Why is it bad thing to have female friends?
Girl friends to guys are useless. In most cases they make bad friendly conversations and they can't have sex or anything so it kinda makes you look a bit gay.

Just for the record, I have nothing against gay people.

Girl friends to guys are useless. In most cases they make bad friendly conversations and they can't have sex or anything so it kinda makes you look a bit gay.

Just for the record, I have nothing against gay people.
I don't believe this. I certainly can have a relaxed conversation or discussion with my femal friends without trying to get 'em in the sack....

It's called respect

Girl friends to guys are useless. In most cases they make bad friendly conversations and they can't have sex or anything so it kinda makes you look a bit gay.

Just for the record, I have nothing against gay people.

That's got to be the dumbest, most shallow thing I've heard in a while.

That's got to be the dumbest, most shallow thing I've heard in a while.
I'm not a guy, by the way. It's what I've gathered over the years from guys.

Why is it bad thing to have female friends?
its not at all, I have been involved with several girls who now are just that, and I enjoy having them as friends. I was just poking a little fun at the age old classic dump line, thats all.

Girl friends to guys are useless. In most cases they make bad friendly conversations and they can't have sex or anything so it kinda makes you look a bit gay.

Just for the record, I have nothing against gay people.

You have obviously never heard of the term "fuck friend", have you?

I'm not a guy, by the way. It's what I've gathered over the years from guys.

Girls can be shallow, too.

Girl friends to guys are useless. In most cases they make bad friendly conversations and they can't have sex or anything so it kinda makes you look a bit gay.

Just for the record, I have nothing against gay people.
Not for me, I don't hang out with em all the time, but they make for good casual conversations. And they're nice too, isn't that kinda the point?

Besides, the annoyance of staying masculine around other guys gets annoying sometimes. Geez.

Girls can be shallow, too.
I'm just saying that's what I've heard and gathered from guys over the years, so that's what I've come to believe.

Then maybe you need some new guy friends. I don't know why the hell you would hang around anyone that would think of you that way unless it's how you WANT them to think of you. Because right now I'm sitting here, a GUY, trying to defend females, and you're arguing with me and others saying that you're useless as just a friend.

I'm just saying that's what I've heard and gathered from guys over the years, so that's what I've come to believe.

Those guys obviously have no game if they can't see the benefit of having female friends.

You like batman?


Dude, Supergirl!


Yes, I do like batman but I like The Joker more and Batmans supervillians, I was dumped before, because all I did was talk about supervillians and Batman and stuff like that. Unfortunatley she wasen't to interested in that kind of stuff.

My guy friends are pretty nice, like I said, I'm in love with one, but I'm guessing that that's what they're really thinking.

What does that matter? Does is make her less attractive or her personality less acceptable?
er, no. Why do you think I'm falling for her?


It's really annoying falling for a girl and it's the beginning of Winter Break and your stuck without seeing her or being able to do anything for awhile.

I haven't been in a more-than-friendly relationship (any better, mure succinct way I can say this) with a girl yet, but what I believe is the best way is to just treat them like any other person. It is my theory that people want to be treated like people, and that engaging their intellect is the only way for them to truly become itnerested in you. This is only true for the types of girls I'd be interested in, however. Perhaps you're into the more physical aspect...

Nah, the best way to get girls is to talk to them about 'the role of women' according to men (i.e. cooking/cleaning). They get pissed at first, then they want to date you. Girls like jerks :P

Btw Maryland is a lovely place :)

not jerks they like, confidence actually but anyhoo treat a lady like a person, a very pretty person. Thats all i am gonna say

er, no. Why do you think I'm falling for her?


It's really annoying falling for a girl and it's the beginning of Winter Break and your stuck without seeing her or being able to do anything for awhile.
You think THAT'S aggrivating, listen to this. I fell in love with my friend, but he JUST got a gf, and I can't even see him over winter break. And, as if he knew and was waving a carrot in front of my face, he's been coming on to me over AIM as a joke, which makes it a real hell for me to restrain myself.

Right, don't put forth the extra effort and risk for a REAL relationship. Just use the "strategies" to get layed. It doesn't mean as much, but you'll get alot more for alot less, right? :rolleyes:


Absolutely. You shouldnt be trying to do it the way people say it should happen. You should be using trickery and deceit and selfishness because they get people the girl, while doing what I do just leads to pain.

it's a shame I have a concience and couldnt dream of doing such things.

I have a load of female friends who I adore for various reasons, mostly just for who they are, but pursuing the proper relationship path by making friends with a girl you like first is not nice. Be a ****, because being nice doesnt get you anywhere. I cant say how to get girls, but I can tell you all about not getting them.

You think THAT'S aggrivating, listen to this. I fell in love with my friend, but he JUST got a gf, and I can't even see him over winter break. And, as if he knew and was waving a carrot in front of my face, he's been coming on to me over AIM as a joke, which makes it a real hell for me to restrain myself.

Want some advice? Don't restrain yourself. When he feigns coming on to you, respond in kind. Give him something to ponder.

Absolutely. You shouldnt be trying to do it the way people say it should happen. You should be using trickery and deceit and selfishness because they get people the girl, while doing what I do just leads to pain.

it's a shame I have a concience and couldnt dream of doing such things.

I hope you understand I was being sarcastic. It didn't sound like you were just playing along with the joke.

Want some advice? Don't restrain yourself. When he feigns coming on to you, respond in kind. Give him something to ponder.
HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!! Plus AWKWARD!!! I want to have a relationship, but I also want him to be happy, which means I'm gonna have to ride out this relationship he's having right now.

I've concluded from this thread alone that the problem with females today is that they don't stand up for themselves at all.

HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!! Plus AWKWARD!!! I want to have a relationship, but I also want him to be happy, which means I'm gonna have to ride out this relationship he's having right now.
Or sneakily help them riding it out

Or sneakily help them riding it out
Laxatives, anyone?

Yeah i like this guy but he likes this other chick and she likes him and i deffinitly dont wanna make their pleasant relationship messy. i wish i wud stop liking him *sigh..

Laxatives, anyone?
I'll take six please

HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!! Plus AWKWARD!!! I want to have a relationship, but I also want him to be happy, which means I'm gonna have to ride out this relationship he's having right now.

So what if he's got a girlfriend. All's fair in love and war. You'll never win him over if you don't put that seed in his mind that you are interested. Believe me, you'll never get anywhere with him if you never let him know you're interested.

So what if he's got a girlfriend. All's fair in love and war. You'll never win him over if you don't put that seed in his mind that you are interested. Believe me, you'll never get anywhere with him if you never let him know you're interested.
But if I don't have a chance of getting him right now I don't wanna risk totally screwing up our friendship. And again, I want him to be happy, and right now he's happy with his girlfriend.

im in a similar position. have u told ur man that u like him?? I told this guy i liked him..

im in a similar position. have u told ur man that u like him?? I told this guy i liked him..
No, I haven't, I don't wanna screw things up between us.

No, I haven't, I don't wanna screw things up between us.
Start off really subtle and vague. If he smells something just deny it. If he goes for it.... :fluffle:

Well this is wat i said : Hey im starting to like u a bit but im sure ill get over it by tomorrow coz like u have ur chick.

then he was like.. aww thats sweet and stuff like that..

But if I don't have a chance of getting him right now I don't wanna risk totally screwing up our friendship. And again, I want him to be happy, and right now he's happy with his girlfriend.

Well how's your game? You obviously don't want to just blurt out that you want to jump his bones. That'll turn him off to you. But the next time he's play-hitting on you, return the favor. Be subtle about it, but make sexual references. Never say anything too bold, but return the kinds of things he's saying to you.

And there's always the chance of getting him. Don't sell yourself short.

cut to the chase play no mind games!!
I remember at my last party I took a microphone and told the entire group that I went comando and forot to zip up my pants. I was flocked by girls who wanted to stare at my stuff. they wrote their phone numbers in the never reagion between my legs. but then I could not read them because I sweat very heavaly and therefore the ink ran off. I then just asked them in school and they lauhfed and said that they wanted me in their bedrooms as a playtoy and sex slave for the rest of my life!!
SHWING I GETTING ACTION TONIGHT!!

this is a offical message of the supreme dictator of harryland and I approve this message!
Are you.... by any chance.... drunk?

Girls love a guy who will dress up in a mumu dress and smash piggy banks on steel garage tops.
I always thought WE liked that...

cut to the chase play no mind games!!
I remember at my last party I took a microphone and told the entire group that I went comando and forot to zip up my pants. I was flocked by girls who wanted to stare at my stuff. they wrote their phone numbers in the never reagion between my legs. but then I could not read them because I sweat very heavaly and therefore the ink ran off. I then just asked them in school and they lauhfed and said that they wanted me in their bedrooms as a playtoy and sex slave for the rest of my life!!
SHWING I GETTING ACTION TONIGHT!!

this is a offical message of the supreme dictator of harryland and I approve this message!

I'm getting a 9.0 on my BS-o-meter. Any confirmation on that reading?