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Coolest or hottest place you have ever made whoopie (whatever that show called it)

Faithfull-freedom
16-12-2004, 17:48
I think somone asked this prior? So where is the oddest place or not so odd place you have made love,sex, or whatever else you like to refer to it as?

Mine are the bathroom of a nightclub. In the living room next to the kitchen of where my girlfriends parents were sitting. That would of been a good one to explain. Just off the side of a ski run. Toyota standard cabs (kind of impossible unless the gal is on top).
The Mycon
16-12-2004, 18:11
In my college roommate's bed.

It was just for revenge, really. He took a mostly full bottle of Scotch, without asking. He didn't tell me until, three days later, I asked him if he knew what happened to it. And, though he took a swing at me after I told him I'd borrowed a pint of milk (nevermind he had taken 7 from me without telling), he pretended it just wasn't a big deal. Essentially, he was the stereotypical upper-class elitist who thinks of everyone but himself as an object there for him to use.

So I received oral stimulation on his bed. We never had any problems again.
Dobbs Town
16-12-2004, 18:13
In the bushes just a few feet from a thoroughfare inside a 'family'-oriented themepark. The next year, there were no bushes.

Damn.
Lascivious Maximus
16-12-2004, 18:20
In the snow, that was pretty cool. :p
Spoffin
16-12-2004, 18:22
In the bushes just a few feet from a thoroughfare inside a 'family'-oriented themepark. The next year, there were no bushes.

Damn.
LOL!!
Johnny Wadd
16-12-2004, 18:34
Doggie at a bus stop on Hollywood Blvd, with cars driving past and onlookers standing around cheering us on. Had a look out for the cops, when I was done, we were whisked away in a car.

The hottest place was Death Valley in the back of a pickup.

Coldest place was in a meat locker. Was 2 degrees F in there.
Snowboarding Maniacs
16-12-2004, 18:39
Doggie at a bus stop on Hollywood Blvd, with cars driving past and onlookers standing around cheering us on. Had a look out for the cops, when I was done, we were whisked away in a car.

The hottest place was Death Valley in the back of a pickup.

Coldest place was in a meat locker. Was 2 degrees F in there.
Dear God.....you maniac. Kudos to you.

My best place was in the middle of a public park at like 2 in the morning. I ended up with mosquito bites all over my arms, and she got them all over her legs. And I lost my wallet and had to go back and look for it with a flashlight.

And then there was another time I did it on the pull out bed in the living room when my best friend was passed out on the couch next to us.
Aerou
16-12-2004, 18:41
Not "coolest or hottest", but my favourite was in my pool around midnight. It was really quiet and ohhh sooo much fun :)

Rest areas (on long road trips) are fun as well, hehe
Gawdly
16-12-2004, 18:49
In an elevator. We stopped on the top floor, and went at it until there was a "ding"...in less than 5 floors we finished up, and hastily got dressed.
Lascivious Maximus
16-12-2004, 18:52
Rest areas (on long road trips) are fun as well, hehe

Ohhhh and how... nevermind.
Johnny Wadd
16-12-2004, 18:59
Dear God.....you maniac. Kudos to you.

My best place was in the middle of a public park at like 2 in the morning. I ended up with mosquito bites all over my arms, and she got them all over her legs. And I lost my wallet and had to go back and look for it with a flashlight.

And then there was another time I did it on the pull out bed in the living room when my best friend was passed out on the couch next to us.


This was all filmed for posterity. The funny thing was that the winos bums at the bus stop didn't seem all that interested in what we were doing. hahaha.
See u Jimmy
16-12-2004, 19:19
most potentially embarrasing, was her parents house in the kitchen. I had just got my trousers back on when her young brother came in.