Patra Caesar
16-12-2004, 16:20
Most of us love a good flame now and then, so without directing it at anybody specific, what's the best insulting or burning remark you've recieved/given? I'm only asking because I found this letter I wrote some years ago which still amuses me (and because it was a letter some of it may not make sense).Don't worry, the recipiant of this letter deserved it and as for my critics who say I am heartless I reply, 'I have the heart of a small child. In a jar, on my desk.' ;)
So if you will not be offended by foul language, poor speling/grammar, sexual deviances, putrid descriptions and the like, read on and don't complain or whinge and whine. Otherwise hit the back button and get out of here!
Listen you waste of makeup, take the makeup gun off 'clown whore' so when I'm finished imagining you with a personality, or perhaps half a brain which is more than what you have at the moment, you can sit down and realize just because no one likes you or your two inch cock it doesn't mean you're an artist! The best part of you ran down a prostitute's leg a long time ago when your father came to early and she not at all you poster child for contraception. I'm sure if abortion was retroactive you'd be the first to go. Are your parents (if you know who they are) happy at night, or do you come home and sleep in their basement still surrounded with the rest of the 'children' that were spawned in your litter at the zoo? Before you escaped from the zoo were you with the apes? I ask only because most of us have sprung from them, but I suspect you haven't sprung far enough. Do you realize you pot hole on the highway of life how much you would be improved by death you waste of oxygen?
You should do some soul searching, perhaps you'll eventually find one because you are acquitting yourself in a way no jury ever would. Next time you cook with gas inhale some so perhaps you will die and leave your body to science so you can be useful for something at last, unless science no longer needs dead apes. Society owes a lot to people like you, ulcers, diarrhea and nausea would generally be a good start. You are ugly, your mother dresses you funny and you have the popularity of herpes, just as pleasant and as hard to get rid of. So why don't you go back home to your cage and stick your head out the window feet first? You should go crawl under a large rock and resign from the human race you idiot. You really shouldn't try so hard, I couldn't like you any less and you are now no longer beneath my contempt.
While I'd like to kick the shit out of you RSPCA has a problem with cruelty to animals, which you don't have when you rape road kill. I mean if people wanted shit from you we'd squeeze your head shit for brains because any similarity to you and humans is coincidental you ball-less wonder so why don't you go freeze some used condoms and use them as TV dinners while I worship the ground that awaits your corpse. By now you may have realised that no one likes you because you are some throwback from the bowels of the ape gene pool, so you'll never make 'Who's who,' but you'd probably make 'what's that???' I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass, you see I've come across decomposing animal carcasses that are less offensive than you are so make the world a better place and kill yourself. Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It's little wonder the circus ran away and joined you freak show because you have a very low opinion of people if you see them as equals! I mean, seriously you're like a bad habit, I want to kick you, with BOTH feet so why don't you stand up, grab your ears and pull really hard so you can try and get your head out of your ass or did the mental hospital use too many experimental drugs on you so you can't even do that cum stain? It really is a shame you're alive only because it is illegal to shoot people you, you festering boil on a tramp's arsehole! Look, I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's too hard for you to pronounce.
The last time you had sex did you sprain your wrist? Do you even thank your mother after sex? She is starting to find your sexual come inadequacies un-amusing. Some say you are not fit to fuck pigs, others disagree you worthless turd so go find some tweezers to wank over your mother in the barn again because if there is an idea in your head it's stuck in solitary confinement! So next time you look at your family tree (which must be filled with lemons and apes like you), may you soar like an Eagle, and get sucked into a Jet Engine you frog fucking piece of shit?
Don't you know that you are pathetic? You are a swine and a vulgar little maggot. You're worthless bag of filth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrent caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolishness.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be as stupid as you. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. You are an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your writings. It just wouldn't have been "right," sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
You are a unpleasant glob of embarrassing pig slop and a repulsive bowl of defective drain clogs, a irresponsible eruption of infected bug parts, a oblivious bucket of stale shark snot who eats several bad breathed sacks of petrified buzzard barf.
You are ahideous mountain of festering baboon butts and constipated apology for grimy cancerous anal polyps you lice-infested loaf of fusty armpit hairs.
You crooked container of malignant cow cud and perverted mound of soggy baboon arses whos only joy is to sit in a deranged tub of gruesome carrion until it has turned into a demented eruption of filthy bug parts you irrational bunch of nauseating dog phlegm.
Plus you retarded vat of industrial-strength rubbish you resemble a reprehensible heap of petrified distended rectums and a bewildered mountain of synthetic penguin guano.
You crude crock of defective butt hairs on a unwashed crate of soppy baboon butts. You disdainful blob of mutilated dirty underwear in a blundering bowl of crusty puke lumps with a wet bunch of radioactive swine remains.
You're an atrocious wheelbarrow-full of rotten frog fat and unwelcome crock of fermenting swine remains you sycophantic cake of steaming sewage.
You smell like a hopeless clump of wormy gutter mud you obnoxious box of cheesy foot fungus with your insufferable accumulation of septic arse hairs you undisciplined sack of lousy swine remains and oblivious bucket of dusky snake innards in an undisciplined box of dirty painful piles.
You nasty sack of moldy sweat-socks stuck in a crusty assortment of polluted Mersey trout upsetting a vat of flea-bitten bowel movements you worthless shovel-full of radioactive tripe.
Plus you crude clump of fermenting coyote snot are a loathsome contribution of gruesome ape puke and lackluster excuse for malignant dingo's kidneys.
You recalcitrant sack of defective carp guts with a crude sack of soggy carrion and a distasteful tub of radioactive cow pats you inhuman bowl of polluted cow pats.
You are worthless than a tub of mildewed jockstraps you stinky crock of decaying buzzard barf and uneducated crate of reeky dingo's balls.
You inhuman tub of soppy parrot droppings you're a pathetic sack of raunchy buzzard barf and an unimpressive pile of infected donkey droppings, the only movement in which are the dung beatles climbing throughout your brain you obsequious truckload of dirty fish lips and stinky heap of cheesy pustulence.
You upsetting apology for fossilised skid marks are a violent barrel of gruesome leprosy scabs and a nauseating contribution of nauseating maggot fodder who is also an unbelievable mountain of moldy skunk waste you frantic mountain of sloppy hog livers and disdainful pile of infected stable sweepings.
You sycophantic bunch of noxious sheep droppings who carries on like a rotund lump of nasty toad tumors in a pathetic bucket of fossilized dandruff flakes with a blithering mountain of moldy distended rectums on your bad tempered contribution of mildewed fish lips.
You're a lackluster stack of braised pus who is an ignorant bunch of stenchy nose pickings and a fractious ball of soggy sludge while at the same time being a uncultured collection of crusty pimple pus and a uncultivated apology for sloppy hog livers is indeed a plebeian glob of spoiled drain clogs.
You tiny-brained eruption of filthy hog swill and atrocious cake of fossilised pimple squeezings who eats smelly load of rotten Mersey trout and rabbit-faced loafs of polluted sinus drainage you ignorant cake of stale cockroaches.
You uneducated accumulation of fusty pimple squeezings who sleeps with dreadful bunch of worm-ridden sheep droppings found in a confused bunch of defective compost with a pointless pile of dehydrated baboon arses while eating a pointless excuse for several soppy rat cysts you depraved mound of fossilized swine remains.
You incompetent apology for mutilated puke lumps and crooked blob of contaminated nasal hairs who's life is a disdainful crock of recycled stomach acid and a unbelievable sack of unpleasant whale waste.
Why can't you improve yourself with rigor mortis you ugly tub of freeze-dried sweat-socks and monotonous vat of crusty nasal hairs who lies in acrusty mound of old electric donkeys while having sex with an asinine ball of steaming baboon butts?
You distasteful ball of embarrassing sewer seepage. You are a undisciplined bunch of fresh maggot gut, cantankerous tub of smelly braised pus, a twisted cake of putrid camel fleas, a uncultivated pile of pureed maggot brains, an obnoxious vat of pureed frog fat and a grotesque eruption of soggy nasal hairs whos praises distasteful and drivelly tub of cheesy kangaroo vomit.
You're a loathsome sack of clammy leprosy scabs, brain-dead bag of moth-eaten shark snot and a unattractive container of putrid nose pickings, you ungodly box of pureed dog meat who puts his annoying bunch of old cigar butts down your worthless mountain of lousy and decaying jockstraps.
You driveling barrel of decaying swamp mud who sits in a mentally deficient blob of fossilized lark's vomit while smearing a shameless crate of rotten chicken guts over your face.
You hopeless loaf of yeasty maggot guts are as pleasant as a cake of flea-bitten camel fleas, misanthropic tub of moth-eaten maggot brains and a laughable pile of noxious maggot fodder.
You are a despicable vat of freeze-dried sludge who is below a hallucinating apology for radioactive painful piles and malodorous bunch of polluted pig bowels because you are a evil-smelling glob of stale skunk waste and a oblivious blob of wormy ape puke you hopeless contribution of gross zit cheese.
In testy box of putrid sheep droppings you keep a deeply disturbed clump of rotten leprosy scabs for your sexual gratification you neurotic bowl of foul bug parts.
You are a recalcitrant mass of fossilised nose hair, a deeply disturbed ball of fossilised butt hairs, a bizarre accumulation of rancid llama spit, a sickening toilet-full of crummy pig slop and a awful cake of filthy buzzard leavings.
I loathe you. You are hypocritical, greedy, pussy whipped, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, ibelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, repulsive, narrow-minded, manipulative, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, stupid, and generally not good.
So if you will not be offended by foul language, poor speling/grammar, sexual deviances, putrid descriptions and the like, read on and don't complain or whinge and whine. Otherwise hit the back button and get out of here!
Listen you waste of makeup, take the makeup gun off 'clown whore' so when I'm finished imagining you with a personality, or perhaps half a brain which is more than what you have at the moment, you can sit down and realize just because no one likes you or your two inch cock it doesn't mean you're an artist! The best part of you ran down a prostitute's leg a long time ago when your father came to early and she not at all you poster child for contraception. I'm sure if abortion was retroactive you'd be the first to go. Are your parents (if you know who they are) happy at night, or do you come home and sleep in their basement still surrounded with the rest of the 'children' that were spawned in your litter at the zoo? Before you escaped from the zoo were you with the apes? I ask only because most of us have sprung from them, but I suspect you haven't sprung far enough. Do you realize you pot hole on the highway of life how much you would be improved by death you waste of oxygen?
You should do some soul searching, perhaps you'll eventually find one because you are acquitting yourself in a way no jury ever would. Next time you cook with gas inhale some so perhaps you will die and leave your body to science so you can be useful for something at last, unless science no longer needs dead apes. Society owes a lot to people like you, ulcers, diarrhea and nausea would generally be a good start. You are ugly, your mother dresses you funny and you have the popularity of herpes, just as pleasant and as hard to get rid of. So why don't you go back home to your cage and stick your head out the window feet first? You should go crawl under a large rock and resign from the human race you idiot. You really shouldn't try so hard, I couldn't like you any less and you are now no longer beneath my contempt.
While I'd like to kick the shit out of you RSPCA has a problem with cruelty to animals, which you don't have when you rape road kill. I mean if people wanted shit from you we'd squeeze your head shit for brains because any similarity to you and humans is coincidental you ball-less wonder so why don't you go freeze some used condoms and use them as TV dinners while I worship the ground that awaits your corpse. By now you may have realised that no one likes you because you are some throwback from the bowels of the ape gene pool, so you'll never make 'Who's who,' but you'd probably make 'what's that???' I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass, you see I've come across decomposing animal carcasses that are less offensive than you are so make the world a better place and kill yourself. Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It's little wonder the circus ran away and joined you freak show because you have a very low opinion of people if you see them as equals! I mean, seriously you're like a bad habit, I want to kick you, with BOTH feet so why don't you stand up, grab your ears and pull really hard so you can try and get your head out of your ass or did the mental hospital use too many experimental drugs on you so you can't even do that cum stain? It really is a shame you're alive only because it is illegal to shoot people you, you festering boil on a tramp's arsehole! Look, I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's too hard for you to pronounce.
The last time you had sex did you sprain your wrist? Do you even thank your mother after sex? She is starting to find your sexual come inadequacies un-amusing. Some say you are not fit to fuck pigs, others disagree you worthless turd so go find some tweezers to wank over your mother in the barn again because if there is an idea in your head it's stuck in solitary confinement! So next time you look at your family tree (which must be filled with lemons and apes like you), may you soar like an Eagle, and get sucked into a Jet Engine you frog fucking piece of shit?
Don't you know that you are pathetic? You are a swine and a vulgar little maggot. You're worthless bag of filth. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrent caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolishness.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be as stupid as you. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. You are an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your writings. It just wouldn't have been "right," sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
You are a unpleasant glob of embarrassing pig slop and a repulsive bowl of defective drain clogs, a irresponsible eruption of infected bug parts, a oblivious bucket of stale shark snot who eats several bad breathed sacks of petrified buzzard barf.
You are ahideous mountain of festering baboon butts and constipated apology for grimy cancerous anal polyps you lice-infested loaf of fusty armpit hairs.
You crooked container of malignant cow cud and perverted mound of soggy baboon arses whos only joy is to sit in a deranged tub of gruesome carrion until it has turned into a demented eruption of filthy bug parts you irrational bunch of nauseating dog phlegm.
Plus you retarded vat of industrial-strength rubbish you resemble a reprehensible heap of petrified distended rectums and a bewildered mountain of synthetic penguin guano.
You crude crock of defective butt hairs on a unwashed crate of soppy baboon butts. You disdainful blob of mutilated dirty underwear in a blundering bowl of crusty puke lumps with a wet bunch of radioactive swine remains.
You're an atrocious wheelbarrow-full of rotten frog fat and unwelcome crock of fermenting swine remains you sycophantic cake of steaming sewage.
You smell like a hopeless clump of wormy gutter mud you obnoxious box of cheesy foot fungus with your insufferable accumulation of septic arse hairs you undisciplined sack of lousy swine remains and oblivious bucket of dusky snake innards in an undisciplined box of dirty painful piles.
You nasty sack of moldy sweat-socks stuck in a crusty assortment of polluted Mersey trout upsetting a vat of flea-bitten bowel movements you worthless shovel-full of radioactive tripe.
Plus you crude clump of fermenting coyote snot are a loathsome contribution of gruesome ape puke and lackluster excuse for malignant dingo's kidneys.
You recalcitrant sack of defective carp guts with a crude sack of soggy carrion and a distasteful tub of radioactive cow pats you inhuman bowl of polluted cow pats.
You are worthless than a tub of mildewed jockstraps you stinky crock of decaying buzzard barf and uneducated crate of reeky dingo's balls.
You inhuman tub of soppy parrot droppings you're a pathetic sack of raunchy buzzard barf and an unimpressive pile of infected donkey droppings, the only movement in which are the dung beatles climbing throughout your brain you obsequious truckload of dirty fish lips and stinky heap of cheesy pustulence.
You upsetting apology for fossilised skid marks are a violent barrel of gruesome leprosy scabs and a nauseating contribution of nauseating maggot fodder who is also an unbelievable mountain of moldy skunk waste you frantic mountain of sloppy hog livers and disdainful pile of infected stable sweepings.
You sycophantic bunch of noxious sheep droppings who carries on like a rotund lump of nasty toad tumors in a pathetic bucket of fossilized dandruff flakes with a blithering mountain of moldy distended rectums on your bad tempered contribution of mildewed fish lips.
You're a lackluster stack of braised pus who is an ignorant bunch of stenchy nose pickings and a fractious ball of soggy sludge while at the same time being a uncultured collection of crusty pimple pus and a uncultivated apology for sloppy hog livers is indeed a plebeian glob of spoiled drain clogs.
You tiny-brained eruption of filthy hog swill and atrocious cake of fossilised pimple squeezings who eats smelly load of rotten Mersey trout and rabbit-faced loafs of polluted sinus drainage you ignorant cake of stale cockroaches.
You uneducated accumulation of fusty pimple squeezings who sleeps with dreadful bunch of worm-ridden sheep droppings found in a confused bunch of defective compost with a pointless pile of dehydrated baboon arses while eating a pointless excuse for several soppy rat cysts you depraved mound of fossilized swine remains.
You incompetent apology for mutilated puke lumps and crooked blob of contaminated nasal hairs who's life is a disdainful crock of recycled stomach acid and a unbelievable sack of unpleasant whale waste.
Why can't you improve yourself with rigor mortis you ugly tub of freeze-dried sweat-socks and monotonous vat of crusty nasal hairs who lies in acrusty mound of old electric donkeys while having sex with an asinine ball of steaming baboon butts?
You distasteful ball of embarrassing sewer seepage. You are a undisciplined bunch of fresh maggot gut, cantankerous tub of smelly braised pus, a twisted cake of putrid camel fleas, a uncultivated pile of pureed maggot brains, an obnoxious vat of pureed frog fat and a grotesque eruption of soggy nasal hairs whos praises distasteful and drivelly tub of cheesy kangaroo vomit.
You're a loathsome sack of clammy leprosy scabs, brain-dead bag of moth-eaten shark snot and a unattractive container of putrid nose pickings, you ungodly box of pureed dog meat who puts his annoying bunch of old cigar butts down your worthless mountain of lousy and decaying jockstraps.
You driveling barrel of decaying swamp mud who sits in a mentally deficient blob of fossilized lark's vomit while smearing a shameless crate of rotten chicken guts over your face.
You hopeless loaf of yeasty maggot guts are as pleasant as a cake of flea-bitten camel fleas, misanthropic tub of moth-eaten maggot brains and a laughable pile of noxious maggot fodder.
You are a despicable vat of freeze-dried sludge who is below a hallucinating apology for radioactive painful piles and malodorous bunch of polluted pig bowels because you are a evil-smelling glob of stale skunk waste and a oblivious blob of wormy ape puke you hopeless contribution of gross zit cheese.
In testy box of putrid sheep droppings you keep a deeply disturbed clump of rotten leprosy scabs for your sexual gratification you neurotic bowl of foul bug parts.
You are a recalcitrant mass of fossilised nose hair, a deeply disturbed ball of fossilised butt hairs, a bizarre accumulation of rancid llama spit, a sickening toilet-full of crummy pig slop and a awful cake of filthy buzzard leavings.
I loathe you. You are hypocritical, greedy, pussy whipped, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, ibelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, repulsive, narrow-minded, manipulative, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, stupid, and generally not good.