Favorite Unquotes.
Lunatic Goofballs
16-12-2004, 08:34
Take this opportunity to put your favorite quotes that famous people could have or should have said, but didn't.
I'll start.
"These are great seats, aren't they Mary? Wha...? OW!" -Abraham Lincoln.
Nation of Fortune
16-12-2004, 08:38
"Happy UnBirthday!!!!!!!!!!!!" just about anyone
The Eagles sell "Take It Easy" to use as a commercial for Ex-Lax Stool Softener Caplets:
"Well I'm a runnin' down the road
try'n to loosen my load..."
Lascivious Maximus
16-12-2004, 08:45
"I wonder what will happen if I put an orange crayon up my nose???..."
GWB a la Homer Simpson style!! :D
"Damn, it's cold out. Screw this, I'm not going near that water!" George Washington before crossing the Delaware
Nevareion
16-12-2004, 10:55
Captain Scott:
Mmm, lovely. So what shall we say happened to Oats then?
Torching Witches
16-12-2004, 10:59
Captain Scott:
Mmm, lovely. So what shall we say happened to Oats then?
ROFL!
Torching Witches
16-12-2004, 11:00
Sir Isaac Newton:
Ooh, I am hungry. Hey, this apple looks ready to fall, I'll pick this one.
Torching Witches
16-12-2004, 11:02
The Russian linesman:
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Geoff, do you think it crossed the line?
Rejistania
16-12-2004, 11:04
The Russian linesman:
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Geoff, do you think it crossed the line?*ROFL*
Nevareion
16-12-2004, 11:06
The Russian linesman:
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Geoff, do you think it crossed the line?
ROFL!
Hitler, summer 1939,
You know Eva, I'm really sick of holidays in Bavaria, shall we go to abroad next year?
Torching Witches
16-12-2004, 11:11
Kimberley Quinn:
No David, don't be so silly, of course I find you sexy. No, it's got nothing to do with your job, or the visa application.
Nevareion
16-12-2004, 11:16
Kimberley Quinn:
No David, don't be so silly, of course I find you sexy. No, it's got nothing to do with your job, or the visa application.
ROFLMAO
*standing ovation*
Torching Witches
16-12-2004, 11:17
ROFLMAO
*standing ovation*
*bows*
I thank you, I thank you. Ooh, flowers!
Jordaxia
16-12-2004, 11:31
Ceasar: It's only a flesh wound.
and an honourable mention to the unquote in the Mark Steel lecture on Karl Marx.
*Marx grabs a woman, and pulls her towards him*
"Time to seize the means of production!"
The Imperial Navy
16-12-2004, 11:55
"You know what? This skynet is a silly idea. Let's not bother." - Terminator.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-12-2004, 16:13
"Trail? Hah! I'm a phenomenal skier! I don't need trails!" -Sonny Bono.
Vittos Ordination
17-12-2004, 16:30
How do you turn this damned camera on?! Oh well, screw it.
-Star Wars Kid
My Gun Not Yours
17-12-2004, 16:33
Admiral Nelson -
"F**k me, Hardy!"
Torching Witches
17-12-2004, 16:34
"I'm sorry to announce that the 1856 Virgin Express train to Bristol Temple Meads is delayed by approximately 23 minutes. Virgin trains apologise for the delay, because they are contractually obliged to, whereas in reality they could give a stuff about any inconvenience this may cause you. At least we can blame it all on Fretwork Rail."
Elvis: "Man, i'm dying to have a crap."
Nevareion
17-12-2004, 16:37
Elvis: "Man, i'm dying to have a crap."
LOL
Peechland
17-12-2004, 16:44
"But Dad, I wanted a basketball for Christmas....not stupid golf clubs!"
-Tiger Woods
Illich Jackal
17-12-2004, 17:47
MLK: "I had a dream ... I still knew it this morning ... It probably wasn't that important ..."
HC Eredivisie
17-12-2004, 18:31
Hitler: I think I'll just keep painting.
The Tribes Of Longton
17-12-2004, 18:38
Churchill:
We will surrender!
Margaret Thatcher:
You know, I think trades unions are a wonderful idea! And the minimum wage. What fun!
Neil Armstrong:
Yeah, biatch! First dude on the moon! I'm gonna get laaaaaid when I get home! In your face, Aldrin!
See u Jimmy
17-12-2004, 18:53
CEO of IBM - "Bill who? of course I don't want to see him and his doos"
Nevareion
17-12-2004, 21:33
Magellan
On second thoughts lets just sail round the British Isles a few times and make it up when we get home.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-12-2004, 07:16
Magellan
On second thoughts lets just sail round the British Isles a few times and make it up when we get home.
"Awww... look at those nice natives! They're offering us ceremonial spears!" -Magellan