NationStates Jolt Archive

In my town a burger counter downtown was turned into a Burrito Place. It is now possible when downtown to see a Burrito Place no matter where you stand. My hat's off to Last Burrito Place Guy. Sure, you could be cynical and say that we don't need that many Burrito Stands. But it is this very glut that makes me respect Last Burrito Stand Guy all that much more. He looked at the sea of possible Burrito Places, the wealth of opportunities for one to obtain a Burrito and he went, "No sir, they just can't get as good a Burrito as the Burrito that I could provide them." The confidence, the self-assuredness, the sheer moxie. I admire this man, this man so confident in his Burrito, it is his Burrito that will make the difference in your Burrito wanting days.

Now sure, you could say that the Burrito Stand is clearly a success in this area, that a Burrito Stand is the easiest of business' to open. Sure, that might have been true for Third Burrito Stand Guy, or Fourth, or even Sixth-but Last Burrito Stand Guy, he has to be in it for the love of his Burritos. How can you not admire this man, Burrito artiste?

Stand up, stand up and give respects to Last Burrito Stand Guy, you have my admiration.

Feel free to celebrate some other unsung brave soul if you wish, or give your respects to Last Burrito Stand Guy.

At least until another burrito stand opens. :)

At least until another burrito stand opens. :)
Darest we imagine such a soul, such a Burrito conisuer that would say, "No no-these Burrito Stands won't do-the people desirve better, better Burritos, my Burritos?" Could such a confident soul exist? Do we even dare the dream?

Perhaps his burrito is merely excellent, but he has pioneered a new method of preparation, delivery and/or marketing that sets the burrito stand industry on it's ear. For instance, imagine BurritoPult! Rather than a drive-thru around the building, there is a mere drive-up speaker by the road. after you order, your burrito is prepared and then launched at your car, through your open window and into your waiting hands via a highly accurate catapult.

I'm a dreamer of the dream.

Perhaps his burrito is merely excellent, but he has pioneered a new method of preparation, delivery and/or marketing that sets the burrito stand industry on it's ear. For instance, imagine BurritoPult! Rather than a drive-thru around the building, there is a mere drive-up speaker by the road. after you order, your burrito is prepared and then launched at your car, through your open window and into your waiting hands via a highly accurate catapult.

I'm a dreamer of the dream.
This idea pleases me to no end. I celebrate the BurritoPult method but worry that it would not be callibrated to my car (a '67 VW Bus) with it's small and high window. Since the drivers side door is broken and cannot open (otherwise I would gladly risk the BurritoPult groin shot) I imagine I would have many BurritoPult dents on my door before settling on the HiLi scoop to catch the incoming Burritos.

And interesting side note, in the center of the Burritotopia is a Taco Bell. You almost feel pity....

yay for Burrito's and the burrito boy :D:D