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Thanks everbody.

Branin
15-12-2004, 08:15
Thanks to all of those who gave me suggestions on how to aquire more bagels, and to those who defended me when (me and) my bagels came under attack "the bagle thing scared the crap out of me, are all people on here that stupid"

It is great to know I have friends.

*watches his back*
BLARGistania
15-12-2004, 08:18
*whack*

and so ends the reign of the bagel terror
Branin
15-12-2004, 08:54
*cries*

*munches on a donut*
Cannot think of a name
15-12-2004, 09:09
This is your last night to try my method.
Branin
15-12-2004, 09:17
Remind me again of your method. (because i am to lazy to go back through all of them and read it myself)
Cannot think of a name
15-12-2004, 09:20
Remind me again of your method. (because i am to lazy to go back through all of them and read it myself)

It was this:
The only suggestion I have:

Step one: Keep your shirt off, it adds effect. Put on sleeping cap.
Step two: Go to mirror, practice paniced yet joyous looks.
Step three: Wait for someone to start walking by your house.
Step four: Rush to your upstairs (preferably) window and throw it open and stick yourself out of it.
Step five: Frantically yell out, "IS IT STILL HANUKAH??????"
Step six: When the bewildered person says, "Uh, yeah-I guess. Is it?" shout "GOOD, GOOD, THERE'S STILL TIME!" Then start fishing about in your pockets. Pull your hand out as if you are throwing things/can't find money action, yelling "GO, GO FIND THE BIGGEST BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE YOU CAN FIND, AND TELL LITTLE SHLEPOWITZ(worst off the cuff jewish name ever) THAT IT'LL BE A HAPPY HANUKAH AFTER ALL!!!!"
Step seven: Wait for bagels.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-12-2004, 09:38
It was this:
The only suggestion I have:

Step one: Keep your shirt off, it adds effect. Put on sleeping cap.
Step two: Go to mirror, practice paniced yet joyous looks.
Step three: Wait for someone to start walking by your house.
Step four: Rush to your upstairs (preferably) window and throw it open and stick yourself out of it.
Step five: Frantically yell out, "IS IT STILL HANUKAH??????"
Step six: When the bewildered person says, "Uh, yeah-I guess. Is it?" shout "GOOD, GOOD, THERE'S STILL TIME!" Then start fishing about in your pockets. Pull your hand out as if you are throwing things/can't find money action, yelling "GO, GO FIND THE BIGGEST BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE YOU CAN FIND, AND TELL LITTLE SHLEPOWITZ(worst off the cuff jewish name ever) THAT IT'LL BE A HAPPY HANUKAH AFTER ALL!!!!"
Step seven: Wait for bagels.

YAY! :D
Branin
15-12-2004, 09:39
It was this:
The only suggestion I have:

Step one: Keep your shirt off, it adds effect. Put on sleeping cap.
Step two: Go to mirror, practice paniced yet joyous looks.
Step three: Wait for someone to start walking by your house.
Step four: Rush to your upstairs (preferably) window and throw it open and stick yourself out of it.
Step five: Frantically yell out, "IS IT STILL HANUKAH??????"
Step six: When the bewildered person says, "Uh, yeah-I guess. Is it?" shout "GOOD, GOOD, THERE'S STILL TIME!" Then start fishing about in your pockets. Pull your hand out as if you are throwing things/can't find money action, yelling "GO, GO FIND THE BIGGEST BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE YOU CAN FIND, AND TELL LITTLE SHLEPOWITZ(worst off the cuff jewish name ever) THAT IT'LL BE A HAPPY HANUKAH AFTER ALL!!!!"
Step seven: Wait for bagels.

Thank you.

*goes looking for a sleeping cap*
Sanctaphrax
15-12-2004, 09:42
Don't let the fact that it isn't Hanukah anymore deter you. Hanukah ended yesterday *sniff*
MuhOre
15-12-2004, 15:09
What are you talking about? It's still Hanukkah. :)

Remember Our days start at sunset and end at sunset.

Hanukkah ends tonight. :D

Technically he can still do it in the morning... :gundge: