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please?

*brings in a ho train*

there you are my good sir! :p

please?
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This is why I didn't put a witty image to reply:

Upon searching Google Images for "love," I found that the results were either:
A) Nakie pics...teehee
B) Unlinked

or...

C) a specific Love Hina picture where everyone's naked in a jacuzzi with their towels


So this is my excuse.

Signed, Colodia

please?
You want, you pay!

Get off of the computer first, son. Lots of real women out there, and some are way too easy. Go for those easy ones. It's more fun.

Get off of the computer first, son. Lots of real women out there, and some are way too easy. Go for those easy ones. It's more fun.
Real women … what are those?

there's not enough love on this forum. Damn

Real women … what are those?
I think I remember Bulma from a DBZ manga referring to herself as a "real woman"...

there's not enough love on this forum. Damn
We love you BLARG, we all love you...

just not in that way... :p

Get on the Love Train, Blarg...!

Love Train! Love Train!

I for one don't LOVE you, but I love you, in a perfectly friend type of way*crosses out* in a non homosexual kind of way

I for one don't LOVE you, but I love you, in a perfectly friend type of way*crosses out* in a non homosexual kind of way
I love you too in the non-homosexual, non-erotic, platonic sort of way. Its almost like loving your pet dog.

I love you too in the non-homosexual, non-erotic, platonic sort of way. Its almost like loving your pet dog.
But that takes all the FUN out of it!

Real women … what are those?


Real women are the kind where you can just show up at 7 am on a Sunday morning with bloodshot eyes, vomit breath, runny nose , and you can still get some. That is a real woman, and a dear, dear friend.

I love you too in the non-homosexual, non-erotic, platonic sort of way. Its almost like loving your pet dog.
no, not like I love my dog *pauses* wait, exactly like I love my dog.........What?

But that takes all the FUN out of it!

I guess that explains your name eh Thrust? :D

Real women are the kind where you can just show up at 7 am on a Sunday morning with bloodshot eyes, vomit breath, runny nose , and you can still get some. That is a real woman, and a dear, dear friend.
I got this one I bought from a store … it does all that … but you need to blow her up first

I guess that explains your name eh Thrust? :D
Yup ;) (actually very strait … but my silliness streak takes over sometimes)

Did some posts get deleted on this thread?

Yup ;) (actually very strait … but my silliness streak takes over sometimes)
sok, ppl cum to x-pect this kind of crap from me, I mean, my name is Lascivious.

I got this one I bought from a store … it does all that … but you need to blow her up first
We gave my friend a sheep like that for christmas one year, complete with a set of velcro gloves for when he was ready for "a real challenge", he opened it in front of his family, I gather they werent impressed with us that day.

I got this one I bought from a store … it does all that … but you need to blow her up first


They are ideal, but most cannot handle my "upward thrust" so to speak. Just remember to beat up the hooker when you are done, so you can take her money and her rocks.

We gave my friend a sheep like that for christmas one year, complete with a set of velcro gloves for when he was ready for "a real challenge", he opened it in front of his family, I gather they werent impressed with us that day.
Lol my friends gave my GF a vib for xmass … neglected to tell me not to let her bring it to her house to open it up

That took a lot of explaining

Lol my friends gave my GF a vib for xmass … neglected to tell me not to let her bring it to her house to open it up

That took a lot of explaining

I love presents that come from the stores with blacked out windows!! hahahaha! :p

I love presents that come from the stores with blacked out windows!! hahahaha! :p

Do they really black out the windows of stores that carry sex toys in most places?

The one I know of doesn't have windows.

Do they really black out the windows of stores that carry sex toys in most places?
Not exactly, but they do sometimes put up posters in the windows that conceal the contents within - I think this is a good thing, who want their kid walking down the street and having his eyes fixated on a big red strap on electrical shocking tripple piston supercharged ass hammer in the sex shoppe window and asking the time tested "whats that mommy?"

Can we just be drinking buddies instead?

The one I know of doesn't have windows.

If you live in a place that repressed it is no wonder that you need love.


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Not exactly, but they do sometimes put up posters in the windows that conceal the contents within - I think this is a good thing, who want their kid walking down the street and having his eyes fixated on a big red strap on electrical shocking tripple piston supercharged ass hammer in the sex shoppe window and asking the time tested "whats that mommy?"

Well, at least that way they would know if they ever found one in Mommy's room that it might be best to leave it alone...

Usually only the tamer stuffs like lingere, cuffs, oils, etc are in the windows. But I guess tamer is a relative term. Uhm, that and the stores are in an area where people should know either not to bring their kids or be prepared to explain a lot more anyway. Guess that would make it kinda different too.

please?

I don't know. Maybe you should log of and try.

J/K

We all love in a very hererosexual and manly way.