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I'm hoping it will be complete soon, but, in the mean time

*bows to the modness of myrth*

http://kataragama.org/pix/kgama_map.jpg

These are the plans.

*gets out lawnmower fuel and lighter*

http://myweb.thump.net/631920/ftk/wtf.gif

Anyone weilding mod power with leet speak in his name should be carefuly treated. On a side note this is my 100th post, yay.

Anyone weilding mod power with leet speak in his name should be carefuly treated. On a side note this is my 100th post, yay.

congrats.

t3h 133t |\/|0dz0|2 must be treated with respect. He is l33t.

I like Myrth, when I overthrow the world, he will not be the first to go

I like Myrth, when I overthrow the world, he will not be the first to go
he will be when I rule...

When I rule, I'm planning on offering him North America. I'm not that interested in keeping it.

Lapse, wait until I sieze the throne of the world before you arrange an accident and take over. Give Myrth some time to enjoy owning a continent.

BLARGistania, your plan confuses me... there's more 'bus stands' than shrines to Myrth on it.

And Lapse, don't make me seduce Tink for hospital grade killing-poison again. It was confusing enough the first time.

And I demand a chance to be in a harem in this shrine, also. But I'll need some time to find a store that sells a proper, functional pair of those semi-translucent pants. You have no idea how hard it is to conceal weapons in the standard issue.

And I demand a chance to be in a harem in this shrine, also.
You can be in a harem in my basement, if you'd like! :) Just no assassination attempts, please. Those hurt my feelings. :(

You can be in a harem in my basement, if you'd like! :) Just no assassination attempts, please. Those hurt my feelings. :(

Wellllllll, I don't know... basement eh? Sounds dank. And non-Myrth-shrine-y. Unless you have something else I want, I think I'll have to pass.

And the assassination attempts are just to make sure you meet my standards... anyone who can be assassinated by me isn't someone worth my interest.

Wellllllll, I don't know... basement eh? Sounds dank. And non-Myrth-shrine-y. Unless you have something else I want, I think I'll have to pass.
There are puppies! They're kind of loud and annoying though, and they smell. But they'll be gone in a couple weeks. But then you can still play video games! Pleeeeeaaase be in my harem? Those eastern European girls are getting expensive! Stupid human trafficking laws...

Why would you want it to be Myrth-shrine-y anyway? Myrth would 'deat' you if you started having any fun!

There are puppies! They're kind of loud and annoying though, and they smell. But they'll be gone in a couple weeks. But then you can still play video games! Pleeeeeaaase be in my harem? Those eastern European girls are getting expensive! Stupid human trafficking laws...

Why would you want it to be Myrth-shrine-y anyway? Myrth would 'deat' you if you started having any fun!

I'm a cat person. Unless they're greyhound/whippet puppies I have no interest in them. Oooh, or westie terriers...

What video games, exactly? Would I have access to precious, precious Morrowind?

You can get around the trafficking laws by moving to Europe. Hell, if you go to Italy you won't even need a harem... you can wander down to public beaches and just live vicariously.

And hrm... not allowed to have fun eh? That should be fine... I'm one of those girls that has fun when deprived of fun... it's really rather useful. But I forget; concubines don't normally mix with handcuffs do they? Would silk-rope or some such be allowed, do you think? Only I could at least keep myself entertained if I had something to tie myself up with.

And hmm, we're detracting from everyone else's Myrth worshipping, I fear. Maybe we should go get gifts of shiny gold to distract him from our insubordination... or wait, does that only work with dragons?

Insubordination? I am subordinate to no mod! Fight evil mod oppression!

Insubordination? I am subordinate to no mod! Fight evil mod oppression!

Mmmmoppression. You should be more subordinate. It gives you a nice run up when you need to stab people in the back.

Note that I mean that in the literal sense. Stabbing people in the back figuratively is just harsh.

:D

Stabbing people in the back figuratively is just harsh.

:D
Yeah, that stuff's just fucked up. Literally is cool, though.

Yeah, that stuff's just fucked up. Literally is cool, though.

I haven't done it literally yet... I assume it will upset whoever the victim is, and that's not nice.

And ooh! Where's the sacrificial alter in the Myrth shrine? And the pens for lambs and goats and virgins and such?

Doesn't seem like a very well-planned shrine, I must say...

Ah, I like this idea.

Might I offer a holy inscription?

Australia has fucked itself.

(With regard to our elections this year)

:fluffle: for Myrth

:fluffle: for Myrth

Want to be in the shrine harem with me Tink? Apparently Myrth hates fun, so we'd probably get to spend our time alone ;). We could go harem-outfit shopping together too :D

When I rule, I'm planning on offering him North America. I'm not that interested in keeping it.

Lapse, wait until I sieze the throne of the world before you arrange an accident and take over. Give Myrth some time to enjoy owning a continent.
NO! put him in jhail with an unrtul mob of Goat Spammers... and flamers... and one legged turkeys!!

http://myweb.thump.net/631920/ftk/wtf.gif

*Dies laughing* I like this pic! Completely fucked up.

*bumping because it's on the 'most attractive thread' shortlist, so people should be able to find it... plus I want an answer from Tink, damnit*

Now why does Lapse hate the Myrth.....Must we kill him?

Now why does Lapse hate the Myrth.....Must we kill him?

We don't have to kill him... restraints should do just fine. Straight-jacket of some sort

And as far as I can tell it's not just random... something to do with... something... (I was busy threatening him with arsenic to bother paying attention).

Worth noting, I am assuming 'him' = Lapse. I might just be confused by your grammar.

When I rule, I'm planning on offering him North America. I'm not that interested in keeping it.

Lapse, wait until I sieze the throne of the world before you arrange an accident and take over. Give Myrth some time to enjoy owning a continent.

Somehow I think Myrth would through North America back in your face. Either that or nuke the whole continent. Then you'd have to find him another play toy.

Want to be in the shrine harem with me Tink? Apparently Myrth hates fun, so we'd probably get to spend our time alone ;). We could go harem-outfit shopping together too :D
just the two of us? alone? that could be fun ;) :fluffle:

Myrth isn't the kind of supervillian that engineers a takeover of the whole world. He's more the loner-type supervillian who unleashes a terrible, terrible disease that wipes out 95% of mankind. Just thought I should point that out.

just the two of us? alone? that could be fun ;) :fluffle:

Just us, harem outfits, and lots of silk rope, pillows and sheets :D :fluffle:

Maybe I should go edit that plan to include our harem room thingy.

if i rulled the world mryth would be my vise prez.

Just us, harem outfits, and lots of silk rope, pillows and sheets :D :fluffle:

Maybe I should go edit that plan to include our harem room thingy.
ooooo....you're getting me all excited now ;)

Myrth isn't the kind of supervillian that engineers a takeover of the whole world. He's more the loner-type supervillian who unleashes a terrible, terrible disease that wipes out 95% of mankind. Just thought I should point that out.

Even better... I don't know why anyone would want the whole world anyway. All you'd gain would be stress, and you'd have thousands of people trying to overthrow you... or else everyone would just ignore you.

Seems impractical to me. But then, I'm just a lowly concubine, so what would I know?

if i rulled the world mryth would be my vise prez.

Oooh, we are the suicidal type, aren't we?

Eh, I guess I shouldn't presume anything. He might well settle to be a puppet master.

Even better... I don't know why anyone would want the whole world anyway. All you'd gain would be stress, and you'd have thousands of people trying to overthrow you... or else everyone would just ignore you.

Seems impractical to me. But then, I'm just a lowly concubine, so what would I know?

See, I'd slaughter the lot of you, so no rebellions for me....

ooooo....you're getting me all excited now ;)

That's not a bad thing :p

ooooo....you're getting me all excited now ;)

Me too.

See, I'd slaughter the lot of you, so no rebellions for me....

Oooh! Excellent! You want to be in charge of the sacrificial lambs/goats/virgins? Lots of room for fun slaughter there.

Tink hearts Shaed forever! :fluffle:

Oooh! Excellent! You want to be in charge of the sacrificial lambs/goats/virgins? Lots of room for fun slaughter there.

Nope. All of you. I can't be having any usurpers to my throne, you see.

Tink hearts Shaed forever! :fluffle:
*basks in Tinks hearting*
*hearts Tink back, also forever (or until Sdaeriji kills us all)*
:fluffle:

...

There's an awful lot of love going on here, considering whose shrine we're discussing...

all this stuff about Myrth makes me wanna meet Myrth

*basks in Tinks hearting*
*hearts Tink back, also forever (or until Sdaeriji kills us all)*
:fluffle:

...

There's an awful lot of love going on here, considering whose shrine we're discussing...

I might be convinced to leave you two alive if it serves my purposes.

Nope. All of you. I can't be having any usurpers to my throne, you see.

I think it's safe to say that if you take on the role of sacrificial priest in Myrth's shrine, you won't *have* a throne...

You could probably have the harem partly to yourself though. Depending on whether I want to share Tink (or whether she'd want to share me, whatever)

I think it's safe to say that if you take on the role of sacrificial priest in Myrth's shrine, you won't *have* a throne...

You could probably have the harem partly to yourself though. Depending on whether I want to share Tink (or whether she'd want to share me, whatever)
well we're already sharing each other with Gael so i guess we could share with one more (i heart you most though Shaed)

well we're already sharing each other with Gael so i guess we could share with one more (i heart you most though Shaed)

Wait, Flygirl is in on this deal as well? I'm totally in!

Wait, Flygirl is in on this deal as well? I'm totally in!

Well, we shouldn't assume anything... she might not want to be a concubine for Myrth for some insane, unthinkable reason. Even if it would really only involve me and Tink... you know, stigmas and all that jazz. We should drag her into the thread when she's online next and ask her though.

...so where is the shrine to Myrth?

...so where is the shrine to Myrth?

All over your face.

All over your face.
:rolleyes:
:p
Mr Maturity strikes again!

You can be in a harem in my basement, if you'd like! :) Just no assassination attempts, please. Those hurt my feelings. :(

SHouldn't that read: "in my parents' basement"? :p

Awww, its awfully sweet of you to build this shrine, complete with his own personal harem, for him.

pulls out an uzi and shoot myrth and his harreem.

Burn burn burn! * does crazy fire-wielding maniac dance*
hehehehehehehehe.
On a side note, you should really think about using different fire extinguishers. Those "Fire extingushers of the most holy Lapse" or whatever weren't that great.

wait, isn't he a she? oh, and neo saprioth, Myrth cannot be killed. He\She is fuelled by jesus-magic n' stuff. Immortal mods and all that.

wait, isn't he a she? oh, and neo saprioth, Myrth cannot be killed. He\She is fuelled by jesus-magic n' stuff. Immortal mods and all that.

He.

Burn burn burn! * does crazy fire-wielding maniac dance*
hehehehehehehehe.
On a side note, you should really think about using different fire extinguishers. Those "Fire extingushers of the most holy Lapse" or whatever weren't that great.
yes they were :)

*throws a flaming "Fire extingusher of the most holy Lapse" at Monotonous*

and why i dislike myrth....
Through a complicated 'guilt by association' theory, i found that Myrth is the ultimate doer of all evil things on this board :)

evil things including:
The deletion of forum 7/13
The deletion of my fellow F7ers such as Mutant Dogs, Rhyno D, and also blue Viper...
and ofcourse, closing all of our threads *grrrr*

We don't have to kill him... restraints should do just fine. Straight-jacket of some sort

And as far as I can tell it's not just random... something to do with... something... (I was busy threatening him with arsenic to bother paying attention).

Worth noting, I am assuming 'him' = Lapse. I might just be confused by your grammar.
'him' = Myrth :)

Myrth is awesome. He can be everywhere all at once, he's sharp as a tack, a rational and courteous debater, a helluva nice guy, and damn good at his job.

Myrth is awesome. He can be everywhere all at once, he's sharp as a tack, a rational and courteous debater, a helluva nice guy, and damn good at his job.
and the ultimate evil overlod of these forums :eek:

SHouldn't that read: "in my parents' basement"? :p
Oooh! You suckers got served!
*does a dance*

Okay, the harem has been added in. You just can't see it. It's right below the secre trap door in the holy room. Just in case the all holy myrth needs to drop in for a quickie.

All of the bus stops are there for the NSers to worship myrth and his l33tmodness.

Hey lookie at this Definition of Myrth (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=myrth&r=f)

Hey lookie at this Definition of Myrth (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=myrth&r=f)

Lol, where did that come from?

Lol, where did that come from?
Lookie, Myrth made the second one

Havn't really had much contact with Myrth. One thing I think was unfair was the banning of Orioni, that was sad :(

Lol, where did that come from?

>_>

Hi Myrth.

Ahhh Myrth has come to smite us all.

Edit: Wait a second, hes promoting firefox. YAY go Myrth

Ahhh Myrth has come to smite us all.

http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Myrthsmite.jpg

Oooh! You suckers got served!
*does a dance*

Yeah, they got F-ed in the A! :D

My second favourite ever farside!
Second only to the bomb defusal guy being surprised by a paper bag.

I'm all for the temple/shrine/pyramid (pyramids are fun) now.

LOL "You nosey eejit came here expecting to find dirt on me didn't ya? Well naff off, there's nothing here!" Thats what I get for looking for other Myrth related items.

http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Myrthsmite.jpg
gark....


*takes umbrella*

Awww, its awfully sweet of you to build this shrine, complete with his own personal harem, for him.

Pffft, t'sn't a matter of sweetness. It's just what he deserves :p
(I think we should build the harem first ;) :D )

LOL "You nosey eejit came here expecting to find dirt on me didn't ya? Well naff off, there's nothing here!" Thats what I get for looking for other Myrth related items.

Yeah... I wanted to be disappointed, but I was too busy being amused.

Hee. 'naff'. So very silly.

Pffft, t'sn't a matter of sweetness. It's just what he deserves :p
(I think we should build the harem first ;) :D ):fluffle:

:fluffle:

*:fluffle:s Tink*! :D

However, I think that
:fluffle:
:fluffle:
might be more appropriate...don't forget, we're trying to drag Gael into the harem too. And if we want to keep up the facade that this is for Myrth's benefit, he should probably be in there somewhere too ;)

gark....


*takes umbrella*

I doubt that'll work...unless it's a 35-ton lead umbrella, in which case you wouldn't be able to hold it. Oh well...

On a similar note, that picture is hilarious.

*:fluffle:s Tink*! :D

However, I think that
:fluffle:
:fluffle:
might be more appropriate...don't forget, we're trying to drag Gael into the harem too. And if we want to keep up the facade that this is for Myrth's benefit, he should probably be in there somewhere too ;)yeah, i'm sure he'd love that :rolleyes:

yeah, i'm sure he'd love that :rolleyes:

Well, if he wouldn't, there are others who would. Sdaeriji seems quite interested, for a start :p

But I must be missing something... is there a reason you assume he wouldn't? Or was it just a gross misuse of the ' :rolleyes: '?

*is confused :confused:*

Well, if he wouldn't, there are others who would. Sdaeriji seems quite interested, for a start :p


OOH!!! PICK ME!!!

OOH!!! PICK ME!!!

Hee... could it be your real reason for hating Myrth is that he gets offers for three/foursomes that you don't?

Surely not :p

And I'd love to pick you, but a) I'd have to ask Tink and possibly Gael and b) I remain unconvinced that Myrth won't want us (hurrah for denial and wishful thinking! *dances the denial dance*).

damn..how can i compete against a 48 year old hermit....


Sweet...ill go get ready :P

Someone locked my shrine :(