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This is the thread to convert the heathen to the true path of life.

That means the Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Agnostics, Pagaens, Taoists, Confucsions and whatever else have you, line up.

I need to save your immortal souls so you can all go to heaven.

And if you even think of Blaspheming, I will call the almighty powers of god down to destroy you with his mailed fist of glory and his hammer of truth.

This is the thread to convert the heathen to the true path of life.

That means the Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Agnostics, Pagaens, Taoists, Confucsions and whatever else have you, line up.

I need to save your immortal souls so you can all go to heaven.

And if you even think of Blaspheming, I will call the almighty powers of god down to destroy you with his mailed fist of glory and his hammer of truth.
What about us pure inosent agnostics?

This is the thread to convert the heathen to the true path of life.

That means the Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Agnostics, Pagaens, Taoists, Confucsions and whatever else have you, line up.

I need to save your immortal souls so you can all go to heaven.

And if you even think of Blaspheming, I will call the almighty powers of god down to destroy you with his mailed fist of glory and his hammer of truth.

Everyone convert to the one true religion Atheism. Muhahahahahaha

This is the thread to convert the heathen to the true path of life.

That means the Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Agnostics, Pagaens, Taoists, Confucsions and whatever else have you, line up.

I need to save your immortal souls so you can all go to heaven.

And if you even think of Blaspheming, I will call the almighty powers of god down to destroy you with his mailed fist of glory and his hammer of truth.
Hmmm. How can Muslims convert Muslims? I notice that you put their name inthe list to be forcibly converted and left out Christians. Quite a serious oversight, actually. :)

"You make the Pope look like a fool. God will make you pay! Smite them! [pause] He's a-cooking a-something up-a..."

*sigh*

Jokes are meant to be funny. If this isn't a joke... then you should be shot.

Also just to point something out, I love how he says that God will smite us for not following him, yet God is benevolent nyet? Bwahaha, yah right.

You follow the same philosophy as Ann Coulter. That is "We should invade their nations, kill their leaders, and covert them all to Christianity." That is bad.

I am a Christian. Yet I am tolerant. Do you honestly think it is possible to simply convert the entire population of the world to Christianity?

Jokes are meant to be funny. If this isn't a joke... then you should be shot.


I agree completely.

My gods can beat up your god.
I love being able to say that.

You follow the same philosophy as Ann Coulter. That is "We should invade their nations, kill their leaders, and covert them all to Christianity." That is bad.

I am a Christian. Yet I am tolerant. Do you honestly think it is possible to simply convert the entire population of the world to Christianity?
Um it is a JOKE sheesh

Thats it:Arenestho, Eutrusca, Its too far away, UpwardThrust, Dostanuot Loj. You're all on my official smiting list. I'll have a mail order smite delivered to your door step.

Thats it:Arenestho, Eutrusca, Its too far away, UpwardThrust, Dostanuot Loj. You're all on my official smiting list. I'll have a mail order smite delivered to your door step.
Not me? I directly insulted the Pope...what more blasphemy can I do? I feel discriminated against...

Thats it:Arenestho, Eutrusca, Its too far away, UpwardThrust, Dostanuot Loj. You're all on my official smiting list. I'll have a mail order smite delivered to your door step.

For three easy payments?

For three easy payments?

Of $99.95!

I feel honored, but I stand by what I said.
My gods can beat up your god.
Thus the smiting is prevented.

How does a mail-order smiting work anyway?

Bleh, its hard too tell when people are serious or joking here. Or maybe I'm an idiot. I lean towards the latter...

Thats it:Arenestho, Eutrusca, Its too far away, UpwardThrust, Dostanuot Loj. You're all on my official smiting list. I'll have a mail order smite delivered to your door step.
This wasn't funny to begin with. Why draw it out any longer by continuing a bad joke, you only make yourself look like more of an idiot.

This wasn't funny to begin with. Why draw it out any longer by continuing a bad joke, you only make yourself look like more of an idiot.

Because I'm having fun.

*smite*

Thats it:Arenestho, Eutrusca, Its too far away, UpwardThrust, Dostanuot Loj. You're all on my official smiting list. I'll have a mail order smite delivered to your door step.
Ohhh a smite I have always wanted one of those!

This wasn't funny to begin with. Why draw it out any longer by continuing a bad joke, you only make yourself look like more of an idiot.

Maybe he's serious?

Because I'm having fun.

*smite*
You know what's even funner than being an internet retard? Taking a knife. I know what you think I'm going to say, but don't cut down the street, or even across the street, that's the sissy way out. What ye do, is stick the knife straight into your jugular then run around for a bit.

You know what's even funner than being an internet retard? Taking a knife. I know what you think I'm going to say, but don't cut down the street, or even across the street, that's the sissy way out. What ye do, is stick the knife straight into your jugular then run around for a bit.
I tried that once … got me two dates in the same day

Best romance move of my life

You know what's even funner than being an internet retard? Taking a knife. I know what you think I'm going to say, but don't cut down the street, or even across the street, that's the sissy way out. What ye do, is stick the knife straight into your jugular then run around for a bit.

Thats not as good as the power of god being rammed down your throat.

I tried that once … got me two dates in the same day

Best romance move of my life
Ahh the old sympathy/guilt trip.. You sly dog :fluffle: :p

I tried that once … got me two dates in the same day

Best romance move of my life
Bah, two dates is nothing, if you do it well enough so many hot chicks will feel sorry for ye that you'll have a different partner every day of the week for a month.

BLARGistania, I did reply with something really bad, but I fear banenation, so it is deleted. I'll sum it up with two words, pedophilia scandals.

Ahh the old sympathy/guilt trip.. You sly dog :fluffle: :p
Not to mention the eye catcher that jewel handled knife is … glinting in the sunlight with just a touch of crimson

The hottest throat accessory on the market!

I think you have problems, BLARGistania. Have fun converting me, OH, you know what, It's never going to happen. so sad, to bad. You just made it on my list of people to kill in the revolution

Bah, two dates is nothing, if you do it well enough so many hot chicks will feel sorry for ye that you'll have a different partner every day of the week for a month.
I tried but they were the only two I made it to that day … had to go to work

I tried but they were the only two I made it to that day … had to go to work
Ah, I prefer to spend more time with one, especially if they're really good.

I think you have problems, BLARGistania. Have fun converting me, OH, you know what, It's never going to happen. so sad, to bad. You just made it on my list of people to kill in the revolution
Another one that dose not understand bad jokes

Another one that dose not understand bad jokes
only the bad ones, and it's spelt does

LOL!

Okay for those of you that didn't understand.

I'm an atheist. I lost faith two years ago. This was just a fun jab at every single evangelical (Christian or otherwise) that feels a self-righteous need to convert everyone else.

Don't worry. I win't screw with you faiths.


Except for those on the smite list of course. :)

only the bad ones, and it's spelt does
Lol I think it is spelled not spelt (in correct usage ... could be wrong) and sorry for my does … word got away from me

LOL!

Okay for those of you that didn't understand.

I'm an atheist. I lost faith two years ago. This was just a fun jab at every single evangelical (Christian or otherwise) that feels a self-righteous need to convert everyone else.

Don't worry. I win't screw with you faiths.


Except for those on the smite list of course. :)
Sorry, just a misunderstanding then, your not on the list anymore

LOL!

Okay for those of you that didn't understand.

I'm an atheist. I lost faith two years ago. This was just a fun jab at every single evangelical (Christian or otherwise) that feels a self-righteous need to convert everyone else.

Don't worry. I win't screw with you faiths.


Except for those on the smite list of course. :)


So I'm still getting the mail-order smite?
Sweet.
How exactly does that work anyway?

LOL!

Okay for those of you that didn't understand.

I'm an atheist. I lost faith two years ago. This was just a fun jab at every single evangelical (Christian or otherwise) that feels a self-righteous need to convert everyone else.

Don't worry. I win't screw with you faiths.


Except for those on the smite list of course. :)
Yay that means I still get my smite!?

Sorry, just a misunderstanding then, your not on the list anymore
Its okay, I still love you.

You may want to go to the history annals and find a guy named Unashamed Christians. He was a piece of work.

Look for a small package in the mail about a week from now. No return address, just the fist of god. That's your mail order smite. Open it and you will be smited. (smitten?)

Lol I think it is spelled not spelt (in correct usage ... could be wrong) and sorry for my does … word got away from me
nope I was right

spelt2
v.

A past tense and a past participle of spell1.

Its okay, I still love you.

You may want to go to the history annals and find a guy named Unashamed Christians. He was a piece of work.
It sounds like it's time for a big athiest hug!!!!!


don't touch me

nope I was right
Cool learn something new everyday … computers are more of my forte anyways … and hell if I am programming (not my forte but defiantly a hobby) as long as I consistently misspell I am peachy

This is the thread to convert the heathen to the true path of life.

That means the Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Agnostics, Pagaens, Taoists, Confucsions and whatever else have you, line up.

I need to save your immortal souls so you can all go to heaven.

And if you even think of Blaspheming, I will call the almighty powers of god down to destroy you with his mailed fist of glory and his hammer of truth.

as I say to all Christians who plop this poop out
if I was your Christian god i'd stomp you out like a unfiltered cigarette just for saying such stupid shit in my name now beat your chest with a hooked right arm and try to bite your left ear and say timmah!

oh you misspelled pagans like a absolute simp by the way :rolleyes:

as I say to all Christians who plop this poop out
if I was your Christian god i'd stomp you out like a unfiltered cigarette just for saying such stupid shit in my name now beat your chest with a hooked right arm and try to bite your left ear and say timmah!

oh you misspelled pagans like a absolute simp by the way :rolleyes:
pssst JOKE dude :fluffle:

It sounds like it's time for a big athiest hug!!!!!


don't touch me

:fluffle:

:fluffle:
Sounds like a good idea :fluffle: Nation of Fourtune

:fluffle:
:mp5:

Sounds like a good idea :fluffle: Nation of Fourtune
:sniper:

:mp5:
Sorry :fluffle: is stronger then :mp5: , :sniper: or :gundge:

I warned you two.

I warned you two.
:fluffle:

I get no love here.

:fluffle:

I get no love here.
Only one person gets love from me

I warned you two.
:eek: I still :fluffle: you

Only one person gets love from me
And that’s me :p

And that’s me :p
sorry, it's myrth. JK

sorry, it's myrth. JK
Ohhh myrths property :) Ill back off I don’t need to be deleted :p

Ohhh myrths property :) Ill back off I don’t need to be deleted :p
I've never actually talked with Myrth.
But in my life it's someone else........and their twin

pssst JOKE dude :fluffle:
I was feeling facetious and rather moody dealing with that kind of realism all day but most part to being out of smokey treats
add flames of righteousness and a pack of lucky strikes to my mail order smite and i'll be just peachy
;)

I was feeling facetious and rather moody dealing with that kind of realism all day but most part to being out of smokey treats
add flames of righteousness and a pack of lucky strikes to my mail order smite and i'll be just peachy
;)

1920's looking cigs? Done.