Stinky McGee
15-12-2004, 00:14
Twas the night of the voting and across this great land
The liberals were gloating, with victory in hand
The exit polls showed their man doing well
And it looked like the end of this 'Cowboy from Hell'
Liberals were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of socialism danced in their heads
My wife in her jammies and I in the buff
could hardly believe all this exit pole stuff
When outside the house I could see through the blinds
Some nut case was stealing my Bush-Cheney signs
Such behavior's expected among those on the left
Once again using politics to justify theft
Had they come earlier I might go berserk
but election day’s here, they just saved me the work
Back to the news, I turned my attention
The pundits were off in some distant dimension
Kerry - Edwards they said was the probable win
It was shameful, such blatant media spin
The big three and cable kept it close to a tie
Down to the wire they continued their lie
With a false sense of victory the liberals did slumber
Only to awaken to GOP thunder
'How could this have happened, what went awry?'
'No way did we lose to this Republican guy'
For weeks the same song they helplessly sang
Their heads they shook, their hands they wrang
"We did everything right, we raised the most cash"
"We had the best ads, with more substance, more flash"
"We registered more voters than ever before"
"We had F/911 and the great Michael Moore"
"We had Susan Sarandon, P-Ditty, Sean Penn''
"And Bob Woodward who inspired 'All the President's Men'"
"We had MOVE-ON and ACT and the liberal brigades"
"We called George Bush Hitler and blamed him for AIDS"
"We had George Soros to bankroll our liberal cabal"
"We had Krugman and Dowd, Alterman and Rall"
"We had Ed Asner, admittedly not much of a thesbian"
"And Rosie O'donnell that mad cow turned lesbian"
"We can't figure out where we might have gone wrong"
"We even had Springstein grunt out a few songs"
"We're smarter and better than those red state folk"
"How dare they vote for this GOP joke"
"Why don't they vote like us smart folks out east"
"Rather than give 4 more years to the beast"
"It must be religion, it poisons the mind"
"They'll come around, it's a matter of time"
The truth is much simpler then they want to accept
When it comes to campaigning, their simply inept
With a spine of titanium the President stood strong
Never blinking, just knowing his opponents were wrong
With dignity, composure and not a moment too late
Rove handed the democrats their ass on a plate
They've not only been beaten at their own game
Their clulessness promises more of the same
It's par for the course from dems that lose races
To claim election fraud at the polling places
The usual suspects line up to be heard
Sharpton and Jackson among the absurd
So deep is the hatred and liberal woes
Some have sought help from psychology pros
We hope in 4 years, they aren't still stugglin'
Cause it'll be time for our next Republican!
So to all of you who had a liberal dog in this fight
Kiss George Bush's ass, and have a good night!
The liberals were gloating, with victory in hand
The exit polls showed their man doing well
And it looked like the end of this 'Cowboy from Hell'
Liberals were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of socialism danced in their heads
My wife in her jammies and I in the buff
could hardly believe all this exit pole stuff
When outside the house I could see through the blinds
Some nut case was stealing my Bush-Cheney signs
Such behavior's expected among those on the left
Once again using politics to justify theft
Had they come earlier I might go berserk
but election day’s here, they just saved me the work
Back to the news, I turned my attention
The pundits were off in some distant dimension
Kerry - Edwards they said was the probable win
It was shameful, such blatant media spin
The big three and cable kept it close to a tie
Down to the wire they continued their lie
With a false sense of victory the liberals did slumber
Only to awaken to GOP thunder
'How could this have happened, what went awry?'
'No way did we lose to this Republican guy'
For weeks the same song they helplessly sang
Their heads they shook, their hands they wrang
"We did everything right, we raised the most cash"
"We had the best ads, with more substance, more flash"
"We registered more voters than ever before"
"We had F/911 and the great Michael Moore"
"We had Susan Sarandon, P-Ditty, Sean Penn''
"And Bob Woodward who inspired 'All the President's Men'"
"We had MOVE-ON and ACT and the liberal brigades"
"We called George Bush Hitler and blamed him for AIDS"
"We had George Soros to bankroll our liberal cabal"
"We had Krugman and Dowd, Alterman and Rall"
"We had Ed Asner, admittedly not much of a thesbian"
"And Rosie O'donnell that mad cow turned lesbian"
"We can't figure out where we might have gone wrong"
"We even had Springstein grunt out a few songs"
"We're smarter and better than those red state folk"
"How dare they vote for this GOP joke"
"Why don't they vote like us smart folks out east"
"Rather than give 4 more years to the beast"
"It must be religion, it poisons the mind"
"They'll come around, it's a matter of time"
The truth is much simpler then they want to accept
When it comes to campaigning, their simply inept
With a spine of titanium the President stood strong
Never blinking, just knowing his opponents were wrong
With dignity, composure and not a moment too late
Rove handed the democrats their ass on a plate
They've not only been beaten at their own game
Their clulessness promises more of the same
It's par for the course from dems that lose races
To claim election fraud at the polling places
The usual suspects line up to be heard
Sharpton and Jackson among the absurd
So deep is the hatred and liberal woes
Some have sought help from psychology pros
We hope in 4 years, they aren't still stugglin'
Cause it'll be time for our next Republican!
So to all of you who had a liberal dog in this fight
Kiss George Bush's ass, and have a good night!