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I don't have one.

I don't have one.

I work in the computer labs at my university. Basically I just try to answer any computer-related questions they might have, and sometimes help them find and run programs.

I am expected to handle sales, accounts receivable, be an office manager, and a filing clerk. My official bullshit title is "accounts manager".

Call center agent. For the moment.

I'm a clown.

I am the Chief Executive Officer in charge of keeping my chair seat warm.

Sign language interpreter.

Right now I sell tickets, which is the only thing I get paid for. This year I also got paid for a script to a short film, but that won't even be filmed until next year and not by me. Two years ago that same script earn me some scratch as a play performed as part of a festival. It's not my favorite, but the only one that has 'earned its keep.' Two other scripts are 'out there' but have yet to send a check home. The others are sitting at home waiting for someone to come to my door and ask if I have any plays I want done. Oddly enough, this has more or less worked more than once.

A doc I made is getting me a position filming races, maybe. Soon. I hope. Other than that it's hustling for backing for a series of short docs on my home town.

And selling tickets. Because that's the only thing I'm getting money for right now.

I'm a clown.
I did the wuss version of that for two years (character performer, or clown that can't juggle). Best job in the world.

Sing language interpreter.
I couldn't tell you why I think that is cool, I just do....

Social worker/Utilization Management Coordinator

I couldn't tell you why I think that is cool, I just do....
Maybe cause he wrote sign wrong.

I couldn't tell you why I think that is cool, I just do....

wow! for the first time in my life, I'm cool! -L- thank you! :)

Mybe cause he wrote sign wrong.
Maybe he actually meant sing language. Perhaps he interprets operas for those who can't understand what the characters are saying.

Mybe cause he wrote sign wrong.
Ah well, the job doesn't require s/he write anything. Though now I'm completely amused by someone interpreting singing...like there is some place where musical/opera logic is the norm and s/he stands there and translates the songs into plain english for people not used to people singing at the drop of the hat....

Maybe he actually meant sing language. Perhaps he interprets operas for those who can't understand what the characters are saying.
Curse you and your brevity.....beating me to it.....

I'm a clown.

Really?

I did spell it wrong.. i DID mean siGN language interpreter.. (hey! it's late over here! :) )

Ah well, the job doesn't require s/he write anything. Though now I'm completely amused by someone interpreting singing...like there is some place where musical/opera logic is the norm and s/he stands there and translates the songs into plain english for people not used to people singing at the drop of the hat....

I have actually interpreted singing three times.. not to english thou.. mainly coz i work in Sweden. -L- but.. from Swedish to Swedish sign language.

And, i like the idea of a sing language too -s-

Oh.. and I'm a he (without the 's')

Fulltime loving husband. Hardest job (most gratifying) I have ever had.

I did the wuss version of that for two years (character performer, or clown that can't juggle). Best job in the world.

Yeah, I remember that from another thread. Entertaining kids is full of rewards that far outweigh the annoyances. What more can one ask from a job?

Really?

Really really. :)

wow! for the first time in my life, I'm cool! -L- thank you! :)
Well, before you get too excited you should see how many people think I'm cool...you'll find the water mark is pretty low.

Im an Engineering Technologist right now, specializing in structural design, when I can afford it, Im going back to University and finish my engineering, then perhaps continue with my original goal of going into Architecture. Whichever direction I choose, I wish to end up designing green buildings, and more specifically, heavy timber design with an emphasis in organic design.

Pretty dry to most people Im sure, but I enjoy it. :)

I did spell it wrong.. i DID mean siGN language interpreter.. (hey! it's late over here! :)
Wuzz. It's just 23:26 pm. :p

Fulltime loving husband. Hardest job (most gratifying) I have ever had.

Great post! Props to you! :)

This commands respect.

student.

hey, I get paid for it, it's a job ;)

Wuzz. It's just 23:26 pm. :p

ok.. ya got me! i can't type english! happy now? :p *L*

ok.. ya got me! i can't type english! happy now? :p *L*
Yes. I'm feeling all warm and fuzzy now. :D

Life coach, arbitrator, mediator, conflict management consultant, writer, essayist, poet, webmaster, father of five grown children, grandfather of soon-to-be seven granchildren, retired/disabled military, racontuer. :D

Life coach, arbitrator, mediator, conflict management consultant, writer, essayist, poet, webmaster, father of five grown children, grandfather of soon-to-be seven granchildren, retired/disabled military, racontuer. :D


Looks like we have a couple of things in common. Poet, and Mrs. Pacman lover anyway... :p :rolleyes: ;) :) :D

Looks like we have a couple of things in common. Poet, and Mrs. Pacman lover anyway... :p :rolleyes: ;) :) :D
LOL! Well, I can't take credit for the "Miss Packman Lover" thing. That's set by the Jolt Forums system when you reach certain milestones in how many times you've posted. I think they "award" you the Miss Packman Lover title when you hit 2,000 posts on this forum. :)

Formerly a cost accountant, now a fund accountant...which means I DO NOT do personal taxes. My CPA does mine for me.

At the moment I: wait tables, teach a beginners ballet class, dance (ballet), and I'm a nurse (thankfully I don't have to work at the hospital all that much right now, :) ).

I'm also in medical school, which is a job in itself, heh.

I'm a physicist.

At the moment I: wait tables, teach a beginners ballet class, dance (ballet), and I'm a nurse (thankfully I don't have to work at the hospital all that much right now, :) ).

I'm also in medical school, which is a job in itself, heh.


Why the fuck would you wait tables over being a nurse? BOGGLED! You must be a nurse's Aid or something. Nurses make good cash...

Why the fuck would you wait tables over being a nurse? BOGGLED! You must be a nurse's Aid or something. Nurses make good cash...

I only wait tables one day a week, to help out a friend of the family :)

And I'm only an RN for another year or so, after that I'll be starting my residency and on my way to becoming a doctor. I would never want to be stuck working as a nurse (no offense to nurses :) )

Full-time student, parent/caregiver, and part-time Raks Shaki practitioner (aka 'belly dancer').

Being a cat, I can't get a job.

Do you know what Josh calls him? Grandma-Man.

I'm a student, and work some of the time as a custodian of an apartment complex.

I drive for the local pizza place :D Delivering rich people their dinner heh. Its quite good overall actually.

I'm a "security host."

I sit in an office and play on the internet from 4-midnight. WHEEE.

Lifegaurd and History teacher/tutor. LOL lifegaurd so inmature while teacher/tutor sounds very cultured. :p

Currently, I'm an unemployed car mechanic.
From 10.1.2005 to 6.1.2006, I'll be "employed" by the Finnish Defence Forces, with an "outstanding" pay of 3.60€ per day. :D After the service, I've been thinking of applying to the National Defence College for the officer program.

I am a copy editor at a newspaper and make visual aids for the classroom for young disabled children — primarily autistic kids who learn best visually. I'm also a college student and a public relations intern at a nonprofit.

I don't work well unless it is under stress, hence the multiple job descriptions.

Full time student who's looking to make money as a human guinea pig at a university lab. I want to do the one where they pay you to sit around and smoke for three days.

I'm a bum who works at Taco Bell. Would you like cinnamon twists with that?

Wan Engineer.

Would rather be a full time primatologist! ;)

International finance research assistant / grad student

I manage a Radio Shack and I'm a volinteer Firefighter and Parametic

I'm a hospital facilities engineer.

Domestic custodial artist.
Beverage engineer.

Male escort.

Pro gamer. Im so good that im an honorary citizen of Micronesia.

Professional Slacker.

No job currently... now holiday in Melbourne. :D

I was doing Data Entry few months back.

retail..... at Toys R Us

Economic journalist... what can i say, i didn't like school...

Small Biz Owner (Web & Flash Design/SEO)
www.quantumflash.net

Male escort.
hehehe, So how much for an hour? Are you a high or low class callboy?

I'm a professional killer.

hehehe, So how much for an hour? Are you a high or low class callboy?
Hour? That's so tacky.

OK. If it's by the *job*, I guess that' answers my questions.

Quality assurance manager, video games industry.

dtp-operator, touch-up artist, layouter and print producer, short: pre-press specialist with advertising background

architect

OK. If it's by the *job*, I guess that' answers my questions.
I only take clients on a half-day or more basis. I'm very professional. Officially affiliated to GAME, I'll have you know.

I´m a business logistican and correspondent in training, which means, I shuffle files all day, make some phone-calls, write or translate a few letters and memos and pretend I´m busy and actually working for my money :)

I'm a college professor, currently teaching English and American Studies at a university in China. I dont' get paid enough, but you can't beat the cheap Chinese lessons!

Ge-Ren ;)

I own a nut stand, and I mow lawns. Not good, but definitly not bad for my age, especially whaen you consider I make about $200 a week.

I work for a large General Contractor....currently onsite of a Hospital remodel. My title is Administrative Assistant, but I think they should bump it up to "President of Fixing Everyone Elses Screw Ups"

I sell opium to small children....

ok I confess, I'm a telemarketer.....

people respond better when I say I'm a drug-pusher. :(

I am the senior applications consultant at a brokerage firm. Its not very fun.

I'm a music teacher.

I am a graduate student, which is actually really great since I am officially getting paid to go to school.

I am a full time high school English teacher in the NYC Department of Education.

I am a full time high school English teacher in the NYC Department of Education.
WOW

Full time college student (computer science)

Part time job at Wegman's (it's a grocery store, I'm the guy who dishes out your coleslaw and potato salad for you, and I cook the rotisserie chickens. Sometimes I work in the sub shop)

Thinking of getting a job on campus soon too.

I'm a student working part-time at K-Mart right now. My first day was the November 26th (the day after Thanksgiving) and they put me in the toy department...BY MYSELF!!!! But hey, guess it's all uphill from there :)

Oh, and they're not going out of business. They bought Sears as they're busy as hell right now. :D

I am a escorte service person. It means I get money for taking women out on dates, and if they will I get effordless nookie. Great job if you have the looks and charm.

Analytical Chemist, working for s*** pay as a contract worker...
Going back to school, hopefully vet school
Cause, damn, its hard finding a good ferret vet..

(Do I have an obsession with ferrets? DUH!! Want to join my cult of Ferret Worship, aka Happy Chaos Cult?)

I am a full time high school English teacher in the NYC Department of Education.

You have my sympathy. I've always thought of English teachers as the martyrs of the profession.

Currently, I'm an unemployed car mechanic.
From 10.1.2005 to 6.1.2006, I'll be "employed" by the Finnish Defence Forces, with an "outstanding" pay of 3.60€ per day. :D After the service, I've been thinking of applying to the National Defence College for the officer program.

What, no minimum wage in Finland? Or is the military exempt...

I make $10/h fixing the computers at a small Nickelodeon telemarketing affiliate in my town. They call me when their network has problems. I set it up, originally. It has lots of problems. *evil laugh*