Proof Yo Momma's a ho
Sorry, rather pointless thread. Guys, if you're trying to prove something, can you actually prove it with proof instead of crap?
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 21:23
You be trippin, homes. Its yo momma who da ho.
Bwah ha ha. I sound cool when I speak street
:rolleyes:
Iztatepopotla
14-12-2004, 21:23
Thanks for bringing it up. And since you did, here is a nice definition of "proof":
a formal series of statements showing that if one thing is true something else necessarily follows from it
http://www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn?stage=1&word=proof
Please, people, pay especial attention to the words "formal" and "necessarily".
Hey! hey@ i got one!
Umm ummm
Your momma is so fat... she ate Bread!
bwahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
G-d i'm good...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Hey! hey@ i got one!
Umm ummm
Your momma is so fat... she ate Bread!
bwahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
G-d i'm good...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
YEAH?! Yo Momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Fo' Real? So that;s where they came from...
Well your momma is so fat she doesnt need an egg timer, she needs an egg calender! :D
Yo mama so fat when she cut her leg gravy started pouring outta it .... Fo shizzle my nizzle. Oh yeah! I don't know what ''Fo shizzle'' means but i'll say it anyway.
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 21:29
YEAH?! Yo Momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.
Yo don't you be talkin about my momma dawg, or I might have to blast a cap in yo ass! (Hee hee hee)
Yo don't you be talkin about my momma dawg, or I might have to blast a cap in yo ass! (Hee hee hee)
I'm gonna kick yo slimy ass dawg if you don't gimme no respect, ye hear?
Dude don't make me put my size nines up yo narrow ass!
I swear i will eat your shizzle and bust your hizzle!
For Nizzle!
Yeah? Well, yo mama so fat, she takes up both sides of the family.
World wide allies
14-12-2004, 21:31
Yo my dizzle nizzles .. y'all be trippin'
Check this homeboys !
Yo mamma's so fat, when she steps on the scales, her phone number comes up !
It's pathetic when white suburbians with two parents and pristine minivans try to emulate blacks.
*blinks*
Dude your so white, Casper got afraid of your albinoness!
Now take your farmer southern beating ass or i will rape yo daughter bi-atch!
It's pathetic when white suburbians with two parents and pristine minivans try to emulate blacks.
You just had to try and spoile our fun did'nt you? Bitch. Word.
dude why ya gotta be trippin'?
Can't we just smoke some MJ and kill some white MF'ers?
It's pathetic when white suburbians with two parents and pristine minivans try to emulate blacks.
Emmm...I wasn't trying to emulate anyone...just trying to make more of a point...
And it's pathetic when someone assumes that someone is white and from suburbia with two parents without ever meeting them and using stereotypes.
Now take your farmer southern beating ass or i will rape yo daughter bi-atch![/QUOTE]
I don;t got a daughter ,but i was ahving fun with yours last night.
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 21:34
You just had to try and spoile our fun did'nt you? Bitch. Word.
I believe you mean biatch. dawg.
Proof of this:Sorry I'm late fellas, but the white man was making me his bitch. Oh, sorry, I mean 'biatch'
dawgs... english only!
Forshizzle them dangedez amreica and ebonics... we talking real! Know what i;m saying?!
Peace! *smokes some crack*
Dude don't make me put my size nines up yo narrow ass!
I swear i will eat your shizzle and bust your hizzle!
For Nizzle!
What yo lookin' at my ass for nigga*? I'm gonna have ta pop a cap in yo ass biatch!
*Kidding*
dude why ya gotta be trippin'?
Can't we just smoke some MJ and kill some white MF'ers?
Werd.
Now take your farmer southern beating ass or i will rape yo daughter bi-atch!
I don;t got a daughter ,but i was ahving fun with yours last night.[/QUOTE]
Dude, my daughter is your mother! Ya dang cracka MF'er... why;d ya think she was so willing?
What yo lookin' at my ass for nigga*? I'm gonna have ta pop a cap in yo ass biatch!
*Kidding*
Okay, too far.
That's not right.
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 21:37
Werd.
You be lookin at my girl, my brother. Don't you be lettin me catch you with yo nasty-ass hands all over her, or me an my boys may just be payin you a visit with a little sumtin-sumtin, you know what I'm sayin? You be trippin
dawgs... english only!
Forshizzle them dangedez amreica and ebonics... we talking real! Know what i;m saying?!
Peace! *smokes some crack*
Gimme that pipe biatch, yo mama so big when she jumped ina the sea the whales started singing ''We are family''! Oh yeah, beat that one and i'm gonna have to knife ya bitch!
You be lookin at my girl, my brother. Don't you be lettin me catch you with yo nasty-ass hands all over her, or me an my boys may just be payin you a visit with a little sumtin-sumtin, you know what I'm sayin? You be trippin
*snaps* No, YOU be trippin' as I is not a brotha, but a fine ass sistah. Don't make me come ova there and whoop yo ass.
Liskeinland
14-12-2004, 21:39
It's pathetic when white suburbians with two parents and pristine minivans try to emulate blacks. Damn right, old boy. No, I'm not mocking you, old chap. I rather think it's a shame that the Queen's tongue is being destroyed.
In fact, I rather prefer the medieval style of speech. Forasmuch as I am from the Land of Liskeins, thy head is forfeit of gold, my liege. Forsooth.
I really ought to stop now.
Dude ya must be high if ya think that Whales can sing!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices!
You be lookin at my girl, my brother. Don't you be lettin me catch you with yo nasty-ass hands all over her, or me an my boys may just be payin you a visit with a little sumtin-sumtin, you know what I'm sayin? You be trippin
Oh man, he been lookin' at your girl, man I would really AK-47 him in the ass for dat one biatch. For shizzle.
Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space
Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio
Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again
Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!
Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please
Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.
Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target
Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.
Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space
Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio
Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again
Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!
Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please
Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.
Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target
Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.
I dont got a mama, but me and my papa was sharin yours last night.... boy she was good too.
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 21:42
*snaps* No, YOU be trippin' as I is not a brotha, but a fine ass sistah. Don't make me come ova there and whoop yo ass.
Damn, you a girl? You be all wiry but muscly from all that crack you be smoking, you nasty-ass crack ho girl. Why don'tcho be gettin sumtin ladee-like on, maybe I see yo as a girl. And quit speakin out yo damn neck, you look like yo momma. And you KNOW what I think of yo momma
Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space
Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio
Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again
Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!
Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please
Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure.
Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target
Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale.
Don't yo go being insultin' my mama dog. Or i'll get my homies on yo ass and while you bleed i'll steal yo shoes and yo wallet. For real my shizzle.
Yo Thats Right! I Own This Thread Biathces!
Oh man, he been lookin' at your girl, man I would really AK-47 him in the ass for dat one biatch. For shizzle.
I is a SISTAH, cracka ass.
I don;t got a daughter ,but i was ahving fun with yours last night.
Dude, my daughter is your mother! Ya dang cracka MF'er... why;d ya think she was so willing?[/QUOTE]
Mofo, i dont got a mama
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 21:44
Oh man, he been lookin' at your girl, man I would really AK-47 him in the ass for dat one biatch. For shizzle.
Word, my brother. Fo shizzle my nizzle
Yo fine i won't insult yo momma...
I heard your mom went to the toilet once, and scared the shit out of it.
Can you vouche for that, Cracka?
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 21:44
Yo Thats Right! I Own This Thread Biathces!
Yeah, an I own yo momma.
And yo girl, dawg. We be gettin our freak on ALL night long
I is a SISTAH, cracka ass.
shut yo face biatch. go stuff a crack pipe init hoe!
Mofo, i dont got a mama
That right Pojo she doing 30 to life for being too uglay!
OOC: I wonder how long until this thread is closed :D
Damn, you a girl? You be all wiry but muscly from all that crack you be smoking, you nasty-ass crack ho girl. Why don'tcho be gettin sumtin ladee-like on, maybe I see yo as a girl. And quit speakin out yo damn neck, you look like yo momma. And you KNOW what I think of yo momma
I is wearin sumthin ladee like you pimped out fag. And I KNOW you KNOW my momma, didn't she kick yo ass las' week?
That right Pojo she doing 30 to life for being too uglay!
no, she saw yo mama
Yo fine i won't insult yo momma...
I heard your mom went to the toilet once, and scared the shit out of it.
Can you vouche for that, Cracka?
Now ya thinkin' of yo fatass mama ya hoe.
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 21:47
I is wearin sumthin ladee like you pimped out fag. And I KNOW you KNOW my momma, didn't she kick yo ass las' week?
Ohh, we gettin all nasty now. See, she wasn't kickin my ass, she was kissin it. Yeah, thats right, girl. And lady-like? Why you be callin combats an a damn prison jacket lady-like?
Dawg Your so stupid you thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company!
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 21:49
Dawg Your so stupid you thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company!
You so stupid, you thought yo dawg was yo girl. Well, they are similar.
OWNED, BIATCH!
Ohh, we gettin all nasty now. See, she wasn't kickin my ass, she was kissin it. Yeah, thats right, girl. And lady-like? Why you be callin combats an a damn prison jacket lady-like?
can't you see dat I is wearin' cheetah spandex? YOU BETTA RECOGNIZZZE.
Liskeinland
14-12-2004, 21:49
Innit, innit. 's jus' like innit, innit?
Dawg Your so stupid you thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company!
Dat ain't funny bitch. Yo hurt my feelings. I can't even finda gun to putta cap in yo and yo mama's fat asses. Damn Dawg. Fo Shizzle.
Innit, innit. 's jus' like innit, innit?
"You can stare at a woman's punani for up to free hours! I is so excited I is already got a semi lob on?"
ALI G!
awww, i'm sorry... sorry that Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.
Dat ain't funny bitch. Yo hurt my feelings. I can't even finda gun to putta cap in yo and yo mama's fat asses. Damn Dawg. Fo Shizzle.
damn right thant aint funny, its lame as hell. Please find yo gun and out a cap in his ass
awww, i'm sorry... sorry that Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.
yo mama so fat she was the corner
awww, i'm sorry... sorry that Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.
Yo mama ain't even a hoe, hoes charge money to sleep around. Yo mama for free. Fo shizzle biatch.
You guys are so stupid, someone told you to bust a cap in his ass, and you grabbed a condom!
Your so dumb you waited all day at a stop sign.
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 21:54
can't you see dat I is wearin' cheetah spandex? YOU BETTA RECOGNIZZZE.
Girl I couldn't tell. Yo legs be makin that cheetah spandex look like some nasty-ass fur coat or sumtin
Your momma so fat they gotta gangbang her to screw her once.
Iztatepopotla
14-12-2004, 21:54
And you is all... erm... nasty... mmh... darn! Screw you!!
Indiru, that ass whooping thing sounds interesting :)
Girl I couldn't tell. Yo legs be makin that cheetah spandex look like some nasty-ass fur coat or sumtin
Yeah? Well yo face be lookin' like yo nasty ass.
And you is all... erm... nasty... mmh... darn! Screw you!!
Indiru, that ass whooping thing sounds interesting :)
Dude the only way your going to get an ass whooping is when your in jail with yo big brotha bubba!
You guys are so stupid, someone told you to bust a cap in his ass, and you grabbed a condom!
Your so dumb you waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo bitch, I ain't a dumb fucka bitch. Werd. Now yo thinka about yoself. Fo shizzlle.
And you is all... erm... nasty... mmh... darn! Screw you!!
Indiru, that ass whooping thing sounds interesting :)
Better believe it biatch! :p
Dude ya trippin....
You so dumb ya got locked in a toilet and pissed yourself.
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 21:57
Clarence MuhOre! Boy, I tole you to be in-side by Eight Thirty. It's almost NINE PEE EMM! Yo betta get yo ass inside befo I whoop yo in front of yo little friends here! Yo know it's my bath night! I need you to wash the bits I can't reach due to my flabby ass. Come to momma, baby
Yeah, that's right, MuhOre's a mommas boy!