NationStates Jolt Archive

You pay for your apple and oranges don't you?

True... but that would mean that the tree steals our money!

IT DOESNT PROVE THAT MONEY GROWS ON TREES! IT PROVES THAT TREES STEAL OUR MONEY, EAT IT ONLY TO REDIGEST IT INTO APPLES AND ORANGES IN A NEVER ENDING CYCLE!

or not...

True... but that would mean that the tree steals our money!

IT DOESNT PROVE THAT MONEY GROWS ON TREES! IT PROVES THAT TREES STEAL OUR MONEY, EAT IT ONLY TO REDIGEST IT INTO APPLES AND ORANGES IN A NEVER ENDING CYCLE!

or not...

I would beg the differ. Simply because we give it an equality in value from paper money to edible money. Products in general as well but I just had to laugh (cry) a bit when I thought long and hard on the fact money litterly grows on trees and we can eat it. Yet we have people starving in this world.

Well, paper money is essentially is the product of a tree, so in that sense... :p

People are starving in this world, usually due to ignorance on part of the farmers, and also due to inefficient use of farming practices, machinery, and crop types.

Well, paper money is essentially is the product of a tree, so in that sense...

Now thats a good one! lol :)

Well, paper money is essentially is the product of a tree, so in that sense... :p
Paper money is actually not made of paper, but cloth, so while it could be said that money grows from plants, it would be inaccurate to say that it grows on trees.

of course it grows on trees and so does candy

http://www.evilmonkey.tv/downloads/candytree.gif

Just don't get near it...

of course it grows on trees and so does candy

http://www.evilmonkey.tv/downloads/candytree.gif

Just don't get near it...

Candy tree - "He's right to warn you ya'know, I feed on children"

I have a money tree. This is why I'm filthy rich. And the economy of my back yard is suffering some MAJOR inflation :D

Little Girl: Eeeehhhhhhhhhhhh

I have a money tree. This is why I'm filthy rich. And the economy of my back yard is suffering some MAJOR inflation :D

So rake it up and give it to others to share. :D

Candy tree - "He's right to warn you ya'know, I feed on children"
FAMILY GUY! GIVE ME FAMILY GUY!!!

Hey Lois. Diahorrea. Ah ha hah ha!

So rake it up and give it to others to share. :D
NOO! Its feeding my toad addiction.

So rake it up and give it to others to share. :D
Yeah, for christmas, send me some Money Tree Seeds

Meg: Mom, you can't get a job. The last time you left Dad alone in the house he turned it into a giant puppet.

[Scene switches to Peter yelling in a megaphone while moving the roof of the house up and down]

Peter: Hey. Hey. Stay out of here. Hey. You better not come in here. I'm the Griffin's house. Bring me a tool shed, for I am hungry.



Ok, I'll stop heh.

Yeah, for christmas, send me some Money Tree Seeds
I've told you, I need it to fund my degrading toad addiction.

You gotta give it up! Give up the toad now

I've told you, I need it to fund my degrading toad addiction.
Oh come on, why don't you just send me your seeds and move to Colombia where they come from.

Oh come on, why don't you just send me your seeds and move to Colombia where they come from.
*really poor mexican-style accent*

beecause, senor, I have refiiined the toad eento ultra strong suuper toad, so all my homies and chiquitas can get real high.

And besides, what is the point of doin toad if you can't do it with connie demico (really obscure family guy reference)

*really poor mexican-style accent*

beecause, senor, I have refiiined the toad eento ultra strong suuper toad, so all my homies and chiquitas can get real high.

And besides, what is the point of doin toad if you can't do it with connie demico (really obscure family guy reference)
Fine, instead, send me Toads for christmas

I'm a lonely jew...just one lonely jews... on Christmas...

Are jews allowed to eat christmas snow BTW? -.^

I'm a lonely jew...just one lonely jews... on Christmas...

Are jews allowed to eat christmas snow BTW? -.^
yes but not yellow snow :D

Also:I need a Jewthis was done when family guy thought it was being cancelled

Fine, instead, send me Toads for christmas
Yay, we can be addiction buddies! Lets go jack some cars!

Well, paper money is essentially is the product of a tree, so in that sense... :p

bushes, actually. (Cotton and what not-at least in america) and other inorganic biproducts.

Yay, we can be addiction buddies! Lets go jack some cars!
W00t!
*gets a crowbar*

You pay for your apple and oranges don't you?


just because something has a value it doesn't mean it's money

W00t!
*gets a crowbar*
Who needs a crowbar

*produces the jaws of life' that firemen use to open cars like tin cans*

boo yeah, dawg!

Who needs a crowbar

*produces the jaws of life' that firemen use to open cars like tin cans*

boo yeah, dawg!
*looks at crowbar*
*looks at jaws of life*
*looks at crowbar*
*looks at jaws of life*
*looks at dynamite that I materialized out of nowhere*
*devilish grin*