NationStates Jolt Archive


Amusing signs...

The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 16:52
http://img111.exs.cx/img111/8339/signs10vs.jpg

Keeping with the jokes we've had today, I saw these and thought of you...
The Tribes Of Longton
14-12-2004, 16:58
*applauds*

This may have been one of the most puerile things on this forum.

Not that it's a bad thing. I think they are grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!



I have one from my holiday in Lanzarote/Fuerteventura of a sign warning of dogs on skateboards, but it isn't even close to those ones.


*mutters "Christ died for our Dunkin' Donuts". Laughs*
Chicken pi
14-12-2004, 16:58
Heh, nice one.

"Christ died for our-DUNKIN' DONUTS"
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
14-12-2004, 16:59
The first time you mentioned me got me all excited. The second time really brought me down though.
Dunbarrow
14-12-2004, 17:01
Wonderful and hilarious!
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:02
Heh, nice one.

"Christ died for our-DUNKIN' DONUTS"

Here's some more... glad you like them.

http://img92.exs.cx/img92/6255/8201pics021a4ij.jpg
Chicken pi
14-12-2004, 17:05
Damn, it's all one big picture! I was going to nick a few of those.

EDIT: You like kontraband.com too?
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
14-12-2004, 17:05
A saw at a golf course sign that read, “Don’t lick your balls”
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:06
Damn, it's all one big picture! I was going to nick a few of those.

Yes... shame that. Just put it in paint and crop down the bits you don't want!
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:08
Here's some more folks!

http://img132.exs.cx/img132/5236/amusingsigns39re.jpg

This ones a bit "Risque" as they call it.
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:10
They just keep comming!

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/4997/signs0ga.jpg
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:13
Ak! My thread is being forced down by heavy posting! AGGGHHH!
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
14-12-2004, 17:16
Ak! My thread is being forced down by heavy posting! AGGGHHH!
I hate it when that happens.
Aeruillin
14-12-2004, 17:17
These are awesome! The funniest I've yet seen personally was an ad saying "Bayer's [German pharmaceutical company] stock must go to the top again!," below it a smaller sign saying "Donate Blood Today!" Too bad I never took any photo.

Then again, little could beat the "fukmi" Sushi store.
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:17
I hate it when that happens.

I was actually expecting to get the cry of SPAM!!!

But oh well-you all liked it, which is good.
Torching Witches
14-12-2004, 17:18
They just keep comming!

http://img124.exs.cx/img124/4997/signs0ga.jpg
The petrol station one - does anybody else remember the BP one from during the petrol crisis/blockades a couple of years ago?

The prices read:

FUC
YOU
ALL
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:19
There's another one i've seen which has a building saying "MEGAFLICKS!" And of course the "LI" bit looked a little too much like a "U"...
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:19
The petrol station one - does anybody else remember the BP one from during the petrol crisis/blockades a couple of years ago?

The prices read:

FUC
YOU
ALL

I can get that one for you if you wish-I know where it is.
Torching Witches
14-12-2004, 17:21
I can get that one for you if you wish-I know where it is.
Oh please do.
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:23
Oh please do.

Ok then-please hold.
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:24
http://img130.exs.cx/img130/3862/amusingsigns4a3dt.jpg

As requested. Other signs come free.
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:30
Arent you gonna say thanks TW?

*2 posts to 8000 posts*
Torching Witches
14-12-2004, 17:33
Arent you gonna say thanks TW?

*2 posts to 8000 posts*
Nah. You're my bitch.
Chicken pi
14-12-2004, 17:33
It isn't a sign, but this is brilliant:

http://img125.exs.cx/img125/6695/scudballoon9fy.jpg

I want one.
Kroblexskij
14-12-2004, 17:33
that secret nuclear bunker one is "hash green fallout bunker" , now a museum
Torching Witches
14-12-2004, 17:34
It isn't a sign, but this is brilliant:

http://img125.exs.cx/img125/6695/scudballoon9fy.jpg

I want one.
Well, if we're abandoning signs, I want a "No, I haven't got a ****ing reward card" t-shirt.
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:35
over 8000 posts-I rock.
The Imperial Navy
14-12-2004, 17:37
Well, i'm off. Good night, see you tomorrow.
Chicken pi
14-12-2004, 17:38
over 8000 posts-I rock.

Of course, that now makes you an uber spamgirl.

Nighty night, TIN.
Bodies Without Organs
14-12-2004, 17:52
My old school had a sign at the entrance which read:

SLOW
CHILDREN
AHEAD

Which just made us sound like a bunch of young retards.
Seosavists
14-12-2004, 17:58
http://www.allfunpix.com/fun_signs/pics/drive_through.jpg
http://www.allfunpix.com/fun_signs/pics/bridge_out.jpg
http://www.allfunpix.com/fun_signs/pics/moose.jpg
http://marshallteachers.sandi.net/teacher_sites/mcquillan/Fun_stories/Images/Funny%20Signs1/08.jpg
http://www.thefunnypage.com/signs/toilet.jpg
The Imperial Navy
15-12-2004, 10:12
Nice-But somone stole 2 of my posts! I'm back to 7999 again! :mad:
The Imperial Navy
15-12-2004, 11:11
Blibble Blibble Boing!
The Imperial Navy
15-12-2004, 11:18
Here's more fun!

http://img142.exs.cx/img142/6104/adverts12tl.jpg
The Imperial Navy
15-12-2004, 11:39
I guess the demand for amusing signs has deminished.
Chicken pi
15-12-2004, 11:54
Nah, I just don't think many people are around this time of day.
Torching Witches
15-12-2004, 12:04
I am. Like the "Reality" one.
The Imperial Navy
15-12-2004, 12:06
I am. Like the "Reality" one.

It was after the Reality one that I decided I had to post this...
Torching Witches
15-12-2004, 12:08
It was after the Reality one that I decided I had to post this...
...post what?
Legless Pirates
15-12-2004, 12:09
...post what?
exactly
The Imperial Navy
15-12-2004, 12:10
...post what?

My last picture post?
Torching Witches
15-12-2004, 12:11
oh.
The Imperial Navy
15-12-2004, 12:12
oh.

And I thought you had common sense... where did you leave it this time?
Torching Witches
15-12-2004, 12:13
And I thought you had common sense... where did you leave it this time?
I remember putting it down on my bed, but...

...oh well, I don't need it for work today anyway, and I was late for the train, so...

...ah, never mind.
Doc Eggman
15-12-2004, 12:18
Don't forget it next time... last time you caused an envirmental disaster!
Torching Witches
15-12-2004, 12:20
Don't forget it next time... last time you caused an envirmental disaster!
Did I? Ooh, that reminds me - I must look for my memory as soon as I get home.
The Imperial Navy
15-12-2004, 12:24
Don't forget it next time... last time you caused an envirmental disaster!

oops wrong user name-that's my puppet... lol
Torching Witches
15-12-2004, 12:26
oops wrong user name-that's my puppet... lol
Don't be silly, you looked very nice. You should wear your hair down more often.
The Imperial Navy
15-12-2004, 12:29
Don't be silly, you looked very nice. You should wear your hair down more often.

But my hair is short!
Gataway_Driver
15-12-2004, 12:30
I was in a hospital and saw the sign
"For advice on unwanted pregnancies use rear enterance"