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From A Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down (http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/for.php3):

Pink Wafers
The cause of much controversy, the Pink wafer polarizes the biscuit community. Are you for it or against it?

I'd like some thoughts on this. Personally, I'm not too fond but they bring back many happy childhood memories.

Ugh, don't remind me of pink wafers. They're wrong, just plain wrong.

Ugh, don't remind me of pink wafers. They're wrong, just plain wrong.
Good stuff. Maybe we can make this thread as polarised as the one about Jews. It looks promising so far.

Is this like ecstacy? A homotriscuit? I'm lost...

Is this like ecstacy? A homotriscuit? I'm lost...
No, a biscuit.

Never had one, but I am so against pink biscuits nonetheless.
If I ever get that shit from KFC in lieu of the good ones...

Never had one, but I am so against pink biscuits nonetheless.
If I ever get that shit from KFC in lieu of the good ones...
Please do continue - we don't know your real identity anyway, so they can never prove anything.

I think this stuff is just plain slanderous. It's not the pink wafers that polarise the biscuit eating community, it's those who eat them. Why blame the biscuit. Personally, I eat pink, then chocolate, then pink...

Vanilla wafers..

now they just suck.

I think this stuff is just plain slanderous. It's not the pink wafers that polarise the biscuit eating community, it's those who eat them. Why blame the biscuit. Personally, I eat pink, then chocolate, then pink...

Vanilla wafers..

now they just suck.
Actually, it's libellous - slander is spoken, libel is written/printed.

EDIT: Please note - it is not acceptable to use other biscuits as scapegoats on this thread - we are concerned with the conduct of pink wafers only, and our remit does not extend beyond this.

Pink waffers do not deserve to live. Who do they think they are creating a third option. This is a two party world. White or black. Stupid pink...*incoherent mumbling*

Well, I'm not personally a pink buscuit-eater. In fact, I've never even met one.
(Living in a red state and all...)
But I'm definitely against this. Pink? Biscuits?
There's just something very unnatural sounding about that I just don't like.
There oughta be a law...

libellous....

libellous?! okay..

but what did they DO?

WHAT DID THEY DO?

They're just biscuits.

Give them a break!!

libellous....

libellous?! okay..

but what did they DO?

WHAT DID THEY DO?

They're just biscuits.

Give them a break!!
If they did nothing, what right have you to break them?

Oh please. That's what they all say.
Don't be such a hypocrite.
Do you keep any of these *harmless* biscuits in your kitchen?
I didn't think so.

if your daughter wanted to go on a date with a pink biscuit, would you let her?

if your daughter wanted to go on a date with a pink biscuit, would you let her?
Wait, let's not get carried away here. I'm all for pink biscuits, and would never stop my hypothetical daughter from seeing one, but mixing them with dates? That combination is just unnatural.

Pink waffers do not deserve to live.

I never knew they were alive in the first place! My God. All those years. All those innocent lives. How could I!!

I think Pink wafers taste delicious... i can eat whole packets of them.

if your daughter wanted to go on a date with a pink biscuit, would you let her?

I don't understand her anymore. She talks like a rocket scientist.
She quoted this dribble from the interweb the other day:

"Many biscuit eaters are pushing at the frontiers of our biscuit knowledge, by eating them in odd ways."

Back in my day, there was only one right way to eat a biscuit.
Now they want to date them?
What's wrong with the world?

I don't understand her anymore. She talks like a rocket scientist.
She quoted this dribble from the interweb the other day:

"Many biscuit eaters are pushing at the frontiers of our biscuit knowledge, by eating them in odd ways."

Back in my day, there was only one right way to eat a biscuit.
Now they want to date them?
What's wrong with the world?
It is a crazy world we live in. God damn intraweb...*continues mumbling*

They're just wrong. Plain and simple.

God hates pinks wafers just as much asd he hates shrimps. Proof:

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/318/churchsign7rp.jpg

They're just wrong. Plain and simple.

God hates pinks waffers just as much asd he hates shrimps. Proof:

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/729/churchsign6ma.jpg
He hates them so much he spells them wrong.

EDIT: PS - I think you've given us the atheist vote.

He hates them so much he spells them wrong.

EDIT: PS - I think you've given us the atheist vote.
Just trying to be honest ;)

It is a crazy world we live in. God damn intraweb...*continues mumbling*

Damn straight. This intraweb thing is just a fad anyway.
Eventually, they'll get over it, along with this pink wafer crap.

They're just wrong. Plain and simple.

God hates pinks waffers just as much asd he hates shrimps. Proof:

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/729/churchsign6ma.jpg


And I knew God felt the same way about those bastardly pseudobiscuits.
I'm going to pray now for the souls of all you sinful biscuit-eaters.
Repent, and be spared eternal hellfire.

Just trying to be honest ;)
This isn't the place for honesty - I want downright two-facedness, backstabbing and vindictive manipulation in this thread - not some pansy honesty!

This isn't the place for honesty - I want downright two-facedness, backstabbing and vindictive manipulation in this thread - not some pansy honesty!
*Punches TW in the face*

This isn't the place for honesty - I want downright two-facedness, backstabbing and vindictive manipulation in this thread - not some pansy honesty!
You mean this involved no manipulation?

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/318/churchsign7rp.jpg

The best dishonesty is that that parades as honesty

You mean this involved no manipulation?

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/729/churchsign6ma.jpg

The best dishonesty is that that parades as honesty
That's more like it!

*Punches TW in the face*
Give me more!!!

You mean this involved no manipulation?

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/729/churchsign6ma.jpg

The best dishonesty is that that parades as honesty

Bullshit! Everyone knows Gods against those who eat them.
Don't try to gloss over the issue with your trickery.
I'm not falling for it, heathen.

Give me more!!!

S&M and pink biscuits. You really are sick, you know that?!
:mad:

The atheist was lying to fool you all! This is how it really is! (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832930/churchsign.jpg)

The atheist was lying to fool you all! This is how it really is! (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832930/churchsign.jpg)
What? Why would that noble atheist lie about what God wants from us? I think this is more of your tomfollery, evil devil! *Punches TW again*

The atheist was lying to fool you all! This is how it really is! (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832930/churchsign.jpg)
Yeah, right. Probably Unitarians or Episcopalians.
They're Pinkos too, you know.

Yeah, right. Probably Unitarians or Episcopalians.
They're Pinkos too, you know.
That's it!! I have to appeal to people's commie side! Then they'll come round to my pinko way of thinking!

Thankyou Torching Witches, I new I wasn't evil for loving pink biscuits like I do....and I do love them...

I love to split them in half...

then scrape the filling out with my teeth...

and then..

oh god! I wish I had a pink wafer right NOW!!

That's it!! I have to appeal to people's commie side! Then they'll come round to my pinko way of thinking!
I've heard those freaks even serve pink wafers for communion!
I can see it happening.

I've heard those freaks even serve pink wafers for communion!
I can see it happening.
We don't go to communion - we just swap everybody else's communion for Pink Joy.

The atheist was lying to fool you all! This is how it really is! (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832930/churchsign.jpg)
Don't be fooled people.

Even Bush wants you stop

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/4010/unclesam9ez.png

Look what it did to this poor sod:

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/5079/pw1uk.png

Pink, it's my new obsession
Pink, it's not even a question,
Pink, on the lips of your lover (oh)
'Cause Pink is the love you discover


Pink, as the bing on your cherry
Pink, 'cause you are so very
Pink, it's the color of passion
Ah, 'cause today it just goes with the fashion


Pink, it was love at first sight
Yeah, Pink when I turn out the light
And Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight


You could be my flamingo
'Cause pink, it's the new kinda of lingo
Pink, like a deco umbrella
It's kink that you don't ever tell her


Pink, it was love at first sight
And Pink when I turn out the light
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight


Yeah!


I want to be your lover
I, I wanna wrap you in rubber
And it's pink as the sheets that we lay on
'Cause Pink it's my favorite crayon


Yeah!


Pink, it was love at first sight
Pink, when I turn out the light
Pink, it's like red but not quite
And I think, everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight

Brothers! Do not listen to these heathen scum! I happen to know that both Iscratchfaceia and Torching Witches are in fact witches. We must silence their commie worshipping ways. They must burn to be relieved of their sins. Torch the witches!

Don't be fooled people.

Even Bush wants you stop

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/4010/unclesam9ez.png

Look what it did to this poor sod:

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/5079/pw1uk.png
Hey, that's not fair! There's no URL where I can go and copy you this time!

Ok think about it why would anyone in their right mind eat a biscuit that is both pink and tastes of nothing????? Pink wafers are wrong...... Destroy them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :sniper:

Don't be fooled people.

Even Bush wants you stop

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/4010/unclesam9ez.png

ALL THE MORE REASON TO CONTINUE!!!

Hey, that's not fair! There's no URL where I can go and copy you this time!
Ha ha ha.

And I thought you found it through.

www.godhateshrimps.com

http://www.letterjames.com/images/preview/092/pv_3394592c892f0332297d9fce5a78dd5d06bf715.jpg

http://www.letterjames.com/images/preview/092/pv_3394592c892f0332297d9fce5a78dd5d06bf715.jpg
Doesn't work.

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Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /images/preview/092/pv_3394592c892f0332297d9fce5a78dd5d06bf715.jpg on this server.

Interesting. Is this just me? I' try later from somewhere else

Interesting. Is this just me? I' try later from somewhere else
It was closed because it showed the truth. Now we will never know...:(

All Legless has to say is, "I give you my permission," and it will work ... surely.

Have faith believers. Join the Anti-Pink Wafer League Now!
First 10 member get a free badge
http://img20.exs.cx/img20/7425/patriot3cx.png

Have faith believers. Join the Anti-Pink Wafer League Now!
First 10 member get a free badge
http://img20.exs.cx/img20/7425/patriot3cx.png
I want to join. Sign me up. We'll show those pinkos what the lord wants.

I want to join. Sign me up. We'll show those pinkos what the lord wants.
OK, first wire £50 (or equivilent currency) to my Swiss Bank account, then send me a self addressed envelope and you should recieve it in 10-500 days (working).

OK, first wire £50 (or equivilent currency) to my Swiss Bank account, then send me a self addressed envelope and you should recieve it in 10-500 days (working).
...

Pink wafers are the greatest food ever made!

If God had wanted us to eat pink wafers he would have given us pink eyes.

If God had wanted us to eat pink wafers he would have given us pink eyes.
Yes! Only albinos can eat pink wafers. (As they are damned anyway)

Look, pink wafers are delicious. They have a nice softly crispy texture and they go soggy in secounds. They are the ideal child's biscuit as they can be eaten without teeth and yet when soggy they keep their shape well and never just fall to the floor with a splat like more traditional harder biscuits.

I wouldn't necessarily want to dip one in my tea, but they go bonzer with orange squash. Decriers of pink wafers are simply prejudiced. Go try one, suck it till the cream comes out and the wafer collapses in on itself, then enjoy the wafer itself, not soft enough to swallow, but not so hard that you can't chew it with your tongue rather than your teeth.

Go on, have a wafer.

Yes! Only albinos can eat pink wafers. (As they are damned anyway)
Ah ha! I knew there was a reason the biscuits were pink. And if you add up the numbers of the letters in Pink Biscuit you get proof that it is a secret plot to take over the world secretly!

Ah ha! I knew there was a reason the biscuits were pink. And if you add up the numbers of the letters in Pink Biscuit you get proof that it is a secret plot to take over the world secretly!
41% of all people are albinos?! I beg to differ...

Look, pink wafers are delicious. They have a nice softly crispy texture and they go soggy in secounds. They are the ideal child's biscuit as they can be eaten without teeth and yet when soggy they keep their shape well and never just fall to the floor with a splat like more traditional harder biscuits.

I wouldn't necessarily want to dip one in my tea, but they go bonzer with orange squash. Decriers of pink wafers are simply prejudiced. Go try one, suck it till the cream comes out and the wafer collapses in on itself, then enjoy the wafer itself, not soft enough to swallow, but not so hard that you can't chew it with your tongue rather than your teeth.

Go on, have a wafer.

I'm sorry, I puked a little in my mouth and had to reswallow.
You were saying Pinko scumbag?
I can't hear you for the wafer in your mouth.

I'm sorry, I puked a little in my mouth and had to reswallow.
You were saying Pinko scumbag?
I can't hear you for the wafer in your mouth.

You see? It's just blind hatred and prejudice. You people will never live in peace until you realise that all biscuits are one, including pink wafers.

But excluding jaffa cakes. They're cakes. Which is ok by me.

Pink wafers are right, right, right.

And all right-thinking people agree with me.

41% of all people are albinos?! I beg to differ...
Er...OK? :confused:

Go on, have a wafer.

yes...go on

just try it

one won't hurt you

and then afterwards, maybe, a strawberry milkshake...

one won't hurt you

all your friends are doing it

don't you wanna be cool??

yes...go on

just try it

one won't hurt you

and then afterwards, maybe, a strawberry milkshake...

one won't hurt you

all your friends are doing it

don't you wanna be cool??
That's right Eichen, I already changed my ways. Its fun over here. Give it a try. It won't hurt.

You see? It's just blind hatred and prejudice. You people will never live in peace until you realise that all biscuits are one, including pink wafers.

But excluding jaffa cakes. They're cakes. Which is ok by me.
Side-story: British customs tried to classify Jaffa Cakes as biscuits because more duty gets paid on biscuits than cakes. Fortunately, they were able to defeat this by explaining the different between cakes and biscuits - when biscuits go stale, they soften, and when cakes go stale, they harden. Simple.

When will people realise that the pink wafer provides choice, even if it's not your choice?

That's right Eichen, I already changed my ways. Its fun over here. Give it a try. It won't hurt.
But steer clear of the strawberry milkshake. A line has to be drawn somewhere.

And you can get the Pink panther ones with added vitamins making them a health food!

And you can get the Pink panther ones with added vitamins making them a health food!
We don't need no celebrity endorsement.

Yeah, try it once. It won't hurt you. In fact, you might like it.

This is what they tell you.
Everyone knows that once you go pink, you don't come back.
You're a Pinko for the rest of your lives.
Now pray with me and request salvation.
Don't believe that it's eveil? Check up on it. The bible doesn't contain the word pink anywhere in it's pages. Check for yourself, and repent while you still have time.

And you can buy them of the Ringtons tea van!

Yeah, try it once. It won't hurt you. In fact, you might like it.

This is what they tell you.
Everyone knows that once you go pink, you don't come back.
You're a Pinko for the rest of your lives.
Now pray with me and request salvation.
Don't believe that it's eveil? Check up on it. The bible doesn't contain the word pink anywhere in it's pages. Check for yourself, and repent while you still have time.
It was the eleventh commandment, but they left it out because they were homophobes:

"Thou shallt eat the pink wafers with every meal and between them as well"

Yeah, try it once. It won't hurt you. In fact, you might like it.

This is what they tell you.
Everyone knows that once you go pink, you don't come back.
You're a Pinko for the rest of your lives.
Now pray with me and request salvation.
Don't believe that it's eveil? Check up on it. The bible doesn't contain the word pink anywhere in it's pages. Check for yourself, and repent while you still have time.
But it is so happy over here...

*Shakes head an seems to come out of a daze*

Oh my God, what have I done?

*Vomits in corner*

Forgive me.

Side-story: British customs tried to classify Jaffa Cakes as biscuits because more duty gets paid on biscuits than cakes. Fortunately, they were able to defeat this by explaining the different between cakes and biscuits - when biscuits go stale, they soften, and when cakes go stale, they harden. Simple.


Side story to the side story: The reason customs and excise (the taxman to you) wanted Jaffa Cakes to be cakes is this - cakes and biscuits are staple foods which makes them vat (sales tax) free. But chocolate biscuits are luxury food which is vatable at 17.5% currently.

So why are choccy biccies luxury items but choccy cake a staple food?

Yeah, try it once. It won't hurt you. In fact, you might like it.

This is what they tell you.
Everyone knows that once you go pink, you don't come back.
You're a Pinko for the rest of your lives.
Now pray with me and request salvation.
Don't believe that it's eveil? Check up on it. The bible doesn't contain the word pink anywhere in it's pages. Check for yourself, and repent while you still have time.
No because it was edited by Brownies and Creamies and biscuit conformists!

That's right Eichen, I already changed my ways. Its fun over here. Give it a try. It won't hurt.

Et Tu Brutus?

Freinds, can we make a truce and fight against the real enemy that is Rich Tea Biscuits?

Et Tu Brutus?
Sorry, old friend. It would be best if you killed me. I can't live with this sin.

Freinds, can we make a truce and fight against the real enemy that is Rich Tea Biscuits?
Chocy rich tea, what gives?

It was the eleventh commandment, but they left it out because they were homophobes:

"Thou shallt eat the pink wafers with every meal and between them as well"
Well, if God's a homophobe or waferphobic, then so am I!

Chocy rich tea, what gives?

Choc rich tea? I'm no purist, but seriously?

Chocy rich tea, what gives?
There's Chocy Rich Tea? :eek: I never thought I'd see the day.

Well, if God's a homophobe or waferphobic, then so am I!
Not God, He wrote that eleventh commandment... the guys who copied it into the book

But it is so happy over here...

*Shakes head an seems to come out of a daze*

Oh my God, what have I done?

*Vomits in corner*

Forgive me.

ah, you'll be back for more later....

they always come back for more..

more PINK THINK PINK THINK PINK

There's Chocy Rich Tea? :eek: I never thought I'd see the day.
Thats what happens when there is unregulated genetic manipulation of biscuits.

There's Chocy Rich Tea? :eek: I never thought I'd see the day.
Not seen them for a while but I was so upset when I opened what I thought was a packet of Chocy digestives to discover such a perversion. But I was mollified by a few chocy hob nobs and a caramel chocolate digestive (mcvities of course, as if there is any other!)

Sorry, old friend. It would be best if you killed me. I can't live with this sin.

All is lost. I'm leaving.
Headed to Montana and building a fenced compound.

All is lost. I'm leaving.
Headed to Montana and building a fenced compound.
But, I changed my ways. Without you who will help me? Someone needs to stand firm against these pinkos with me.

But, I changed my ways. Without you who will help me? Someone needs to stand firm against these pinkos with me.

You see Los Banditos, they don't love you. They never did. PINK is the colour of love and many other nice things. We wont reject you like that....come back to us....you need us....they will always mock you now....come back to us.

:mp5: death to the biscuits

You see Los Banditos, they don't love you. They never did. PINK is the colour of love and many other nice things. We wont reject you like that....come back to us....you need us....they will always mock you now....come back to us.
I'm scared...I guess I need to drown my sorrows and fears in biscuits.

*Eats pink wafer*

They are damn tasty.

I'm scared...I guess I need to drown my sorrows and fears in biscuits.

*Eats pink wafer*

They are damn tasty.
WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough*
*chokeing* pink wafer how could you betray me! *dies*

Pink Waffers Are An Ab Omination< And Are Agenst The Will Of God And Are Sick And Rong And Unaterul.

God damn it thats the second time I've died here!



Most people dont support pink wafers they just want to get choclate rich tea out of office! They're the lesser of two evils.

As I said before...
Please note - it is not acceptable to use other biscuits as scapegoats on this thread - we are concerned with the conduct of pink wafers only, and our remit does not extend beyond this.
...let's not start bashing other biscuits, we're only here to discuss pink wafers.

I'm sure different people are now around the boards and wish to offer their wisdom, so let's give this thread a little leg-up.

I'm sure different people are now around the boards and wish to offer their wisdom, so let's give this thread a little leg-up.
Look, this is what pink wafers do to you. Make you use 25 words when you could use 1 (bump). They are the whores of the biscuit world, and should be shot

Look, this is what pink wafers do to you. Make you use 25 words when you could use 1 (bump). They are the whores of the biscuit world, and should be shot
Interesting. Biscuits with holes in. Like Party Rings. Pink Wafers with holes in. Could work well.

Interesting. Biscuits with holes in. Like Party Rings. Pink Wafers with holes in. Could work well.
They'd still be pink wafer though, in bits or with holes in. Just cos they're pink doesn't mean they can't be evil in biscuit form.

Why can't you bums realize how screwed up pink wafers are? They're messed up and abnormal.

Why can't you bums realize how screwed up pink wafers are? They're messed up and abnormal.
Let's not resort to name calling. But if you do, can you come up with something better than "bums", please. That's just feeble.

Plus, think of all the things you could make if you did actually screw up your pink wafers!

I'm semi quoteing someone from one of those gay marrage threads ;)

I'm semi quoteing someone from one of those gay marrage threads ;)
Aw hell, why semi? Just go the whole hog and blame pink wafers on gays. Makes for much more interesting debate.

"Pink wafers?" WTF, dude???

Aw hell, why semi? Just go the whole hog and blame pink wafers on gays. Makes for much more interesting debate.
Ok...
Pink wafers are caused by gays. If you want proof its in the name I mean "pink wafers" everyone knows that wafers are gay!

Pink wafers are fine.

*3 posts to 8000 posts*

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39313000/jpg/_39313115_waffertall_230.jpg
here's what they are (lots of them)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39312000/jpg/_39312763_waffers_203.jpg

Pink wafers are fine.

*3 posts to 8000 posts*
Die heretic!

Die heretic!

*Laughs*

pathetic.