NationStates Jolt Archive

Do we truly believe that ALL red-state residents are ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying roadkill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic rednecks; or that ALL blue-state residents are godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving left-wing communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie perverts?

Yes. Yes, we do. Because they are.

Do we truly believe that ALL red-state residents are ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying roadkill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic rednecks; or that ALL blue-state residents are godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving left-wing communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie perverts?

No, but if the shoe fits...:D

IF THE GLOVE DON'T FIT THEN YOU MUST ACQUIT

No, but if the shoe fits...:D

Damn! You beat me to this one.
Damn! I'm also in a red state!
This sucks.

Damn! I'm also in a red state!
This sucks.
Guess you'll just have to start burning books and boning your cousin. Now excuse me while I get back to my sodomy and welfare fraud.

So what colour are you classed at if you hate both sides? Because I do.

So what colour are you classed at if you hate both sides? Because I do.

red and blue mixed together makes violet.
-shrugs-

yay! I'm in a violet state! What are all the people like here then?

yay! I'm in a violet state! What are all the people like here then?
FABULOUS!

FABULOUS!

Damn! Now I know how Eichen felt :D

FABULOUS!

Oh! Super! *Acts very camp*

I'm the only gay in the village... :D

FABULOUS!
:p
Damn again.
I'm slow on the draw tonight. It's 5am here.

Do we truly believe that ALL red-state residents are ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying roadkill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic rednecks?

I hate to admit it, but sticking to the topic...
YES! Here in Florida, that's pretty much the majority. I'm not going to lie.
Once you leave the city, you're walking backwards in time.
Go far enough, and they're swinging from the trees.
I kid you not.

yay! I'm in a violet state! What are all the people like here then?
Wouldn't that make them ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying roadkill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving left-wing communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie pervert rednecks?

Wouldn't that make them ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying roadkill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving left-wing communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie pervert rednecks?
No, it would make them gay queer cock-sucking ass-fucking cum-drinking boner-licking rectum-eating man-humping ball-nibbling shit-shoving limp-wristed prissy hissy homosexuals.

Wouldn't that make them ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying roadkill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving left-wing communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie pervert rednecks?

No just very often in two states of mind about the issues, on which they just can't decide and will throw up their hands in frustration, storm off in huff, and have a nice fruity drink with an umbrella in it while admiring the pool boy's new thong.

No, it would make them gay queer cock-sucking ass-fucking cum-drinking boner-licking rectum-eating man-humping ball-nibbling shit-shoving limp-wristed prissy hissy homosexuals.

Thats very homophobic.

(I'm straight, by the way.)

No, it would make them gay queer cock-sucking ass-fucking cum-drinking boner-licking rectum-eating man-humping ball-nibbling shit-shoving limp-wristed prissy hissy homosexuals.

Wow, not to use too much homosexual imagery there.

Although quite a few straight women and men enjoy "ock-sucking ass-fucking cum-drinking boner-licking rectum-eating man-humping ball-nibbling shit-shoving." And many straight people also have limp wrists and are hissy.

No, it would make them gay queer cock-sucking ass-fucking cum-drinking boner-licking rectum-eating man-humping ball-nibbling shit-shoving limp-wristed prissy hissy homosexuals.

Damn, dude! Nice post. Got some gender issues going on? :D

Thats very homophobic.

(I'm straight, by the way.)
STRAIGHTS SHOVE SHIT TOO WHATS THE BIG DEAL

STRAIGHTS SHOVE SHIT TOO WHATS THE BIG DEAL

Whats with the attitude? come now boy, calm down. I admit it was rather amusing to read... just a bit graphic.

Whats with the attitude? come now boy, calm down. I admit it was rather amusing to read... just a bit graphic.
I <3 YOU

No, it would make them gay queer cock-sucking ass-fucking cum-drinking boner-licking rectum-eating man-humping ball-nibbling shit-shoving limp-wristed prissy hissy homosexuals.
Thanks for sharing. Ironic cuz even though your post was homophobic, you wound up being the flamer.

I <3 YOU

:confused:

I <3 YOU
Cute! I'll try to remember that!

I <3 YOU


Okay, just WTF does that mean? I've seen it a few times now, and I think I have an idea. But a little clarification might be helpful. Something to do with defecation? Something you might find in a German Sheise movie? HOLY CRAP, DUDE! IT'S CARTMAN'S MOM!!!

It's a heart. He's saying "I love you" in gigantic font.

I hate to admit it, but sticking to the topic...
YES! Here in Florida, that's pretty much the majority. I'm not going to lie.
Once you leave the city, you're walking backwards in time.
Go far enough, and they're swinging from the trees.
I kid you not.
So what if they're swinging from trees? Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

So what if they're swinging from trees? Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

I have. I was 5 once, and that was my favorite thing to do. I didn't have the apelike grunt thing down like they do though.
I still can't speak it, and often get flustered when attempting to understand them.

It's a heart. He's saying "I love you" in gigantic font.


A heart? Hmm, my bad. Thanx for the clarification.

ps I <3 you too! - NOT! :D

A heart? Hmm, my bad. Thanx for the clarification.

ps I <3 you too! - NOT! :D
I DONT LOVE YOU BUT I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU

I DONT LOVE YOU BUT I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU


Man, you are conflicted. And, no. You aint my type.

But I <3 you anyhow!

THANK YOU

~ <3

I DONT LOVE YOU BUT I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU
Awwww.. Forum love.
Isn't it a pretty site?

I have. I was 5 once, and that was my favorite thing to do. I didn't have the apelike grunt thing down like they do though.
I still can't speak it, and often get flustered when attempting to understand them.

Damn...talk about lack of commpassion and understanding of the economically depressed.

And with all the condensaton accociated with liberal attitudes to conservitives isnt it a wonder that those knuckle dragging gun toting imbiciles dont start shooting liberals on sight?.....I guess they tolerate them

AAhhzz
*Non Gun Owning Republican Backwoods Floridian with a degree in Environmental Engineering and a certified Occupational Health and Safety Workplace Inspector*

Do you know what makes my last sane neuron spasm? Gay Republicans. Yes. There are some. :confused:

Do you know what makes my last sane neuron spasm? Gay Republicans. Yes. There are some. :confused:

http://www.filthylies.net/d/20030808.html

Yes, be amazed: I found a comic that deals with that. Check the one just before that for a religious discussion gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Do you know what makes my last sane neuron spasm? Gay Republicans. Yes. There are some. :confused:

Gay republicans? That just raises further questions! GAAAHHHHHHH!

*Mind Explodes*