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What is George Bush to you?

Rogue Angelica
13-12-2004, 04:28
I find George Bush to be a complete dumbass, just because i'm not religious. You?
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2004, 04:32
I find that this thread will most likely be locked soon.

SO let me take this opportunity to offer everybody some tacos. * sets up some tables and places platters of tacos on them*
Rogue Angelica
13-12-2004, 04:33
Gimmie a break, i'm bored.
Actual Thinkers
13-12-2004, 04:34
George is a dictator. You can't question/say anything against him, or you're faced with economic or political repercussions. Reporters are forbidden to ask him questions, unless the questions are pre-approved. He ignores impromptu questions from anyone, even from his own party, if there's a camera or reporter around.

This is the same for his entire administration. Since everytime they get hit by an unexpected question, they fuck up pretty bad. Just look at the soldier town hall meeting with Rumsfeld a couple days ago.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2004, 04:36
Oh, I won't be doing the locking. Just letting you know that it's likely.

*munches on a taco*
Rogue Angelica
13-12-2004, 04:37
I know, and all he ever says in response to those questions is "I... uh... you see I think... I mean I know.... I mean I hope, no, let me start over. I hope the American people know where I stand on that issue."
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 04:37
SO let me take this opportunity to offer everybody some tacos. * sets up some tables and places platters of tacos on them*
Tacos are mighty tasty. Do you have any chips and salsa?
Rogue Angelica
13-12-2004, 04:38
ok, who voted for all of the below and didn't post? :mad:
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 04:39
ok, who voted for all of the below and didn't post?
Oh, sorry, that was me. I just kinda wanted to balance things out before I got tacos.
Rogue Angelica
13-12-2004, 04:39
*grabs a taco while she waits*
Oh, wait, i shouldn't, i'm on a diet.

Aw, screw it. *takes 5 tacos*
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2004, 04:41
Tacos are mighty tasty. Do you have any chips and salsa?

What kind of spread would be complete without chips and salsa?!? It's right there by the pitcher of sangria.
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 04:41
*grabs a taco while she waits*
Oh, wait, i shouldn't, i'm on a diet.

Aw, screw it. *takes 5 tacos*
That's right...feel the power of the tacos.
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 04:42
What kind of spread would be complete without chips and salsa?!? It's right there by the pitcher of sangria.
Thank you kind sir. And at the risk of being demanding, may I ask what the drink selection is.
Rogue Angelica
13-12-2004, 04:42
LOL, who said God?
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 04:43
So many people voting, noone saying for what. Come on everyone I fessed up to what I voted for.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2004, 04:43
Thank you kind sir. And at the risk of being demanding, may I ask what the drink selection is.

Other than the Sangria, it's BYOB. *nods*
Dostanuot Loj
13-12-2004, 04:44
Ohh.. Tacos, I love those.
*Just starts eating Tacos*
I voted "God", since there is now "Cool Guy who will cause WW3 and that is why I like him" option.
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 04:45
Other than the Sangria, it's BYOB. *nods*
Sangria will do fine, you have quite a spread going here. You sure know how to throw a taco dinner.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2004, 04:47
Sangria will do fine, you have quite a spread going here. You sure know how to throw a taco dinner.

There are four things I'm good at; One of them is throwing impromptu parties.

I can't guarantee I can save the thread, but I'm trying my hardest, demmit!
LordaeronII
13-12-2004, 04:47
Hmmmm I don't like him, I don't think he's a very good president, but I think he's alot better than most people paint him out to be.

My major issues with him is the way he deals with leaders of foreign countries, while I do approve of the war on Iraq, I think the way he basically blew off all the other countries that didn't join up was very bad... also he isn't a very good public speaker, which is important for a president.

With that said though, I think he handled 9/11 fairly well, at least by comparison to how I think Gore or Kerry would have done. He's better than any of the other choices, so therefore my support goes to him.

Basically picking between bad and worse, I chose bad, which is Bush.
Steel Butterfly
13-12-2004, 04:47
I find George Bush to be a complete dumbass, just because i'm not religious. You?

By saying that I find you to be a complete dumbass who can't seperate public speaking skills and intelligence as well as religion and morality.
Rogue Angelica
13-12-2004, 04:47
Oh my, someone said he was intelligent... *pulls out shotgun*
Steel Butterfly
13-12-2004, 04:48
There are four things I'm good at; One of them is throwing impromptu parties.

I can't guarantee I can save the thread, but I'm trying my hardest, demmit!

Another one is making a damn good taco. *munches down*
Lajin
13-12-2004, 04:48
Dumbass but not all of the above. Seems like a great guy though.
Seriously if you had a party who'd you invite Bush or Kerry?
Steel Butterfly
13-12-2004, 04:49
Oh my, someone said he was intelligent... *pulls out shotgun*

I can assure you that he his more intelligent or at least more learned than you are. No question.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2004, 04:50
Dumbass but not all of the above. Seems like a great guy though.
Seriously if you had a party who'd you invite Bush or Kerry?

*ponders* Right as they are now, or if they weren't holding public offices?
Rogue Angelica
13-12-2004, 04:50
By saying that I find you to be a complete dumbass who can't seperate public speaking skills and intelligence as well as religion and morality.
Sorry, you misunderstood. I meant that I chose dumbass out of the top 4 because I'm not religious, therefore do not believe in Satan or the antichrist. I do, however, firmly believe in dumbasses.
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 04:50
All these people trying to ruin our party with political talk. Let's all just relax and have a taco and drinks :passes tray of tacos and bottle of Sangria around:
Steel Butterfly
13-12-2004, 04:50
Dumbass but not all of the above. Seems like a great guy though.
Seriously if you had a party who'd you invite Bush or Kerry?

Bush. He seems the type that know when to have a good time and knows when to get serious. Kerry's a prick with a stick up his ass and a drooping face. What kind of girls would he get?
Slovyania
13-12-2004, 04:51
Dumbass. These tacos are great!
Salutus
13-12-2004, 04:51
Hmmmm I don't like him, I don't think he's a very good president, but I think he's alot better than most people paint him out to be.


agreed. i agree with him on some points, and support him for not bending over backwards to please every other nation in the world.
however, i disagree with him on some things as well. and i think in some areas he needs to set his priorities straight. i opened the paper today and saw two articles side-by-side

"Bush given clean bill of health, but wants to trim pounds"

and

"Rebel attacks kill fourteen, 1 soldier in Iraq"

maybe when our pres is done choking on pretzels he can figure out how we're gonna get out of this mess.
Lajin
13-12-2004, 04:51
*ponders* Right as they are now, or if they weren't holding public offices?


Out of office
Steel Butterfly
13-12-2004, 04:52
All these people trying to ruin our party with political talk. Let's all just relax and have a taco and drinks :passes tray of tacos and bottle of Sangria around:

*Downs Dos Equis and bowl of chili*

*Continues to talk politics*
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 04:53
Bush. He seems the type that know when to have a good time and knows when to get serious. Kerry's a prick with a stick up his ass and a drooping face. What kind of girls would he get?
Apparently very rich ones.
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 04:53
*Downs Dos Equis and bowl of chili*

*Continues to talk politics*
Ooh, there's chili now.
Salutus
13-12-2004, 04:54
Kerry's a prick with a stick up his ass and a drooping face. What kind of girls would he get?

ketchup-empire-owning girls. ;)

these tacos are choice
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2004, 04:54
Out of office

Bush. Definitely. Because he reminds me of certain mischievous frat guys I have known.

In office, Kerry. Because;

A: As Ted Kennedy has demonstrated, Senators really know how to party.
and
B: I'd be too afraid of offending Bush and getting destroyed somehow.
Rogue Angelica
13-12-2004, 04:57
Hey, notice how I didn't say anything about Kerry? The election's over, Kerry's old news. It's all about Bush, now. But yeah, I wouldn't really want to invite Kerry to a party, well, actually, I really woundn't invite any old presidents over 50, would you? I just can't see George Bush as the life of the party.
Dostanuot Loj
13-12-2004, 04:58
Who would I invite to a party?
I'd invite both of them, sit them at a table with one of my Fisherman uncles, and make them have a drinking contest, winner rules the "free" world for a day.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2004, 04:59
Who would I invite to a party?
I'd invite both of them, sit them at a table with one of my Fisherman uncles, and make them have a drinking contest, winner rules the "free" world for a day.

Wow! That would be one hell of a drinking contest! :eek:
Eerxleben
13-12-2004, 05:01
I would have to invite Bush to my party Kerry might make all kinds of rules to make sure every one gets the same amount of alchohol and he would demand that even the fat chicks score, ya know for the good of all.
Eerxleben
13-12-2004, 05:11
I would have to invite Bush to my party Kerry might make all kinds of rules to make sure every one gets the same amount of alchohol and he would demand that even the fat chicks score, ya know for the good of all.
Rogue Angelica
13-12-2004, 05:15
Well, looks like most say he's a dumbass, and a couple people say he's... intelligent
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2004, 05:18
Well, looks like most say he's a dumbass, and a couple people say he's... intelligent

It's all a matter of perspective. :)

*sets out more guacamole*
Teh Cameron Clan
13-12-2004, 05:25
George is a dictator. You can't question/say anything against him, or you're faced with economic or political repercussions. Reporters are forbidden to ask him questions, unless the questions are pre-approved. He ignores impromptu questions from anyone, even from his own party, if there's a camera or reporter around.

This is the same for his entire administration. Since everytime they get hit by an unexpected question, they fuck up pretty bad. Just look at the soldier town hall meeting with Rumsfeld a couple days ago.

oorahh! also if u question/ say anything against him your an evil doer (terriost) :P
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 05:28
Well, looks like most say he's a dumbass, and a couple people say he's... intelligent
And someone said that he is God, a beer buddy and an intelligent person with morals. I wonder who did tha...wait a second. ;)
Dempublicents
13-12-2004, 05:36
I find George Bush to be a complete dumbass, just because i'm not religious. You?

Um, I find George Bush to be a dumbass because I am religious, and a scientist, and an American, and a ...
Dobbs Town
13-12-2004, 05:41
The man is a polyp on humanity's upper lip.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2004, 05:52
The man is a polyp on humanity's upper lip.

Don't sugarcoat it, what do you really think of him?
New Granada
13-12-2004, 06:28
Don't sugarcoat it, what do you really think of him?


Scum that grows when feces is urinated on and left to rot in the sun inside a rotting pig's gut.
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 06:28
The man is a polyp on humanity's upper lip.
I thought polyps were the things that formed in the intestine that indicated you might have cancer. I might be wrong I stopped taking biology after Bio II in highschool.
Nookyoolerr Strategery
13-12-2004, 06:39
Well, i voted dumbass, although he did something intelligent and replaced John Ashcroft. I hope this means no more Patriot Act. So long as there is no Patriot Act, I will continue to listen to this dumbass for 4 years. As soon as he plays dictator and takes away our rights, i shudder to think what would happen next. I certainly hope the 28th amendment is banning of future patriot acts...
International Terrans
13-12-2004, 06:52
I voted "All of the above", mostly because I am thoroughly convinced he is the Anti-Christ. God help us all... literally. He's also a dumbass, but that's another matter entirely.
Evinsia
13-12-2004, 06:56
Dubya's a damn good leader. While not the smartest president ever, he wasn't as stupid as that dumbass Clinton. He has excellent morals and a terrific set of mostly conservative beliefs. And had I been old enough to vote, I would've voted for him.

Now, I get a taco, right?
International Terrans
13-12-2004, 07:00
Well, i voted dumbass, although he did something intelligent and replaced John Ashcroft. I hope this means no more Patriot Act. So long as there is no Patriot Act, I will continue to listen to this dumbass for 4 years. As soon as he plays dictator and takes away our rights, i shudder to think what would happen next. I certainly hope the 28th amendment is banning of future patriot acts...
The man he's replacing Ashcroft with is even more of a fascist McCarthyist than Ashcroft ever could have been. Bush's 2nd term has given him a carte blanche to basically screw the populace in every way possible.
Passive Cookies
13-12-2004, 07:38
I think its official... He's a dumbass. Monkeys on LSD would make better decisions.
Collegeland
13-12-2004, 07:39
Now, I get a taco, right?
Everyone can have a taco, we don't judge here. They're right over there: points to tray of tacos:. There are also some chips and salso and Sangria to drink.
Advent Nebula
13-12-2004, 07:43
Bush=dumbass
republicans=big brother.
Matalatataka
13-12-2004, 07:56
Yeah, dumbass. It's such a good word. But Rove is the Anti-Christ and Cheney is Satan. Let's get it right people.

Now hand over some of them Tacos! Here, I brought some margaritas.

*pulls out HUGE margarita machine whirling frozen margarita goodness for all*
Dobbs Town
13-12-2004, 08:03
I voted 'Dumbass'. He's too fuckin' DUMB to be either Satan or the Antichrist. That leaves 'dumbass', but it's not nearly descriptive enough - it lets him off a little TOO lightly for my pleasure...

But 'dumbass' he shall be for me this night.
Invidentia
13-12-2004, 08:14
See its so funny people think bush is a dumbass.. what has this dumbass just done...

Re-elected
during an unpopular war that is going poorly for us
a time of record deficits
facing world wide critizism
a laundry list of social issues in dispare.. ie facing social security collapse

all .. with a majority vote out doing the greatly popular bill clinton.. you people say he is a dumb ass.. i say he is a genious!

Flip all this around and one can easily say Kerry is the biggest dumbas.. cause he couldn't win when the republicans had no chance.. not only did he not win.. he help the democrats lose bigger then they've ever lost before..
Advent Nebula
13-12-2004, 08:16
Bush used fear to get back in office.

Not to forget he didn't have that great of a challenger.
Zincite
13-12-2004, 08:16
A complete and utter moron...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a lot of homework that I'd like to finish by midnight... *sigh* *grumbleseconddayinarowwithoutpropersleepgrumble*
Nova Terra Australis
13-12-2004, 08:18
Dumbass. If anyone's capable of starting WWIII, it's Bush. He may be surrounded by cunning, and devious himself, but he really is very stupid.
Invidentia
13-12-2004, 08:22
He used fear ? What does that mean ? he said what could happen if things went hte way kerry didn't plan.. its not like kerry would have said that for his own plan.. and this was the same as kerry said for bushes plan.. should we all look at the future with our happy glasses on ? no.. especially when im not going to get social security when im old.. Least now ill have some money to play with.. instead of the collapse of the entire system in 20 years with kerry's great "lets leave things be" plan...
Tinkywinks
13-12-2004, 08:25
I can assure you that he his more intelligent or at least more learned than you are. No question.

Hello,

I love that you are trying to support the idiot and use "more learned" . For christ's sakes most Americans only speak one language and they can't even seem to do that right.

In REAL English more learned would be "better educated".

I swear people who support this immoral, cokehead loser damn themselves ever time they open thier mouth.

Then again him being elected made me decide to leave the USA and become a Canadian. So thanks George, I'm so glad that you will never get a single more cent from me in income taxes and that all the money I'm making in the USA will be going to groups and investments that are all against his facist regime.

oh and I vote all of the above as you may have guessed.
Tinkywinks
13-12-2004, 08:29
oh and will someone pass a taco, extra avocado please.
Matalatataka
13-12-2004, 08:32
Flip all this around and one can easily say Kerry is the biggest dumbas.. cause he couldn't win when the republicans had no chance.. not only did he not win.. he help the democrats lose bigger then they've ever lost before..

Kerry WAS a bigger dumbass because he didn't call out Bush on any of the subjects that could have won him the election. But I don't think Kerry really wanted to win this election. No conspiracy going on here. I just know I wouldn't want to take over the job when Bush did such a Bang-up job in his first four years.

None of this makes Bush any less of a dumbass for the rest of us.

And remember, right or wrong, plenty of people don't vote. So it wasn't 51% percent of ALL Americans that voted for Bush, just a whole bunch of dumbasses. And lots of them only voted for him because he was the Republican candidate and/or wasn't John Kerry. Hell, Republicans (or Democrats for that matter) could run a doughnut and the party faithful would vote for it.
Soviet Narco State
13-12-2004, 08:49
Bush is either a brilliant chimp or a serverely retarded human, or perhaps a little of both.
Dobbs Town
13-12-2004, 08:56
Bush is either a brilliant chimp or a serverely retarded human, or perhaps a little of both.

I think the other chimps might give him a run for the money. I'll say he might be a somewhat 'gifted' chimp, though...
Matalatataka
13-12-2004, 09:03
I think the other chimps might give him a run for the money. I'll say he might be a somewhat 'gifted' chimp, though...

More like a 'special' chimp.

I'm going to the White House! Yeaaaah!
Santa- nita
13-12-2004, 19:19
Who won the election, 4 four more years, Viva Bush.

I voted for all of the below.
Dunbarrow
13-12-2004, 19:26
Dumbass but not all of the above. Seems like a great guy though.
Seriously if you had a party who'd you invite Bush or Kerry?

I chose option 4.


Anyone who misses the pretext given by 911 to end the existence of Saudi Arabia for once and for all is either an ass or a muzzie-agent.

Besides... I don't like Arminians ( aka methodists )
BastardSword
13-12-2004, 19:46
Dubya's a damn good leader. While not the smartest president ever, he wasn't as stupid as that dumbass Clinton. He has excellent morals and a terrific set of mostly conservative beliefs. And had I been old enough to vote, I would've voted for him.

Now, I get a taco, right?
Name how Clinton acted dumb?
Bvimb VI
13-12-2004, 19:51
[QUOTE=Invidentia]See its so funny people think bush is a dumbass.. what has this dumbass just done...

Re-elected
during an unpopular war that is going poorly for us
a time of record deficits
facing world wide critizism
a laundry list of social issues in dispare.. ie facing social security collapse
[QUOTE]

Ok Bush is a genius. But what about the people that voted for him?
L-rouge
13-12-2004, 19:51
Dumbass. Ooo, Taco's
Siljhouettes
13-12-2004, 19:56
Dumbass but not all of the above. Seems like a great guy though.
Seriously if you had a party who'd you invite Bush or Kerry?
I'd invite Bush. Easier to take the piss out of. (Though for that they're both prime material.)
Dunbarrow
13-12-2004, 20:08
Name how Clinton acted dumb?
1] Allowing Bosnia to become independent. Now a muzzie armed camp.
2] Allowing Kosovo to become independent. See above.
3] in general, failure to realise that islam vz free world is a zero sum game,
i.e. THEIR pain = OUR gain.
Infine
13-12-2004, 20:20
Seriously if you had a party who'd you invite Bush or Kerry?

I don't get that about American politics. I want somebody better than me running the most powerful country in the world, i mean, come on, wouldn't you. I can't speak for any nobel lauriates (how the fuck do you spell that??) but shouldn't the pres be brilliant.

Somebody said that by calling him a dumbass (which is what I voted for) it is dumbassery because all that somebody needs to be president is religion and a good set of values. I disagree. I think being able to get other people to help you when u need it is important. I think that making sense is important. I think that accountability is important. George Bush has held the fewest press conferences in the history of the United States.

I understand how people say that he is a nice guy and would probably be easy to talk to, but hold the office of the presidency to a higher standard than that.
Areyoukiddingme
14-12-2004, 00:14
I find Bush to be President of the U.S.A. and obvioulsy smarter than the Left.
Roach-Busters
14-12-2004, 00:16
Bush is a puddle of piddly poodle piss.
Dempublicents
14-12-2004, 00:18
I find Bush to be President of the U.S.A. and obvioulsy smarter than the Left.

Of course you do. He apparently took history and government in the same bass-ackwards place you did, where they teach things that even a cursory examination of historical documents would disprove.
Talix
14-12-2004, 00:28
*Enters room and eats taco*
Naval Snipers
14-12-2004, 04:27
most of you probably vote on how you feel about him, not what you know for sure
Canad a
14-12-2004, 04:29
Beer Buddy, because I laugh at all the things he says.