What if Iraq was justified?
If US troops found a big room with terrorists and Osama Bin-Laden standing around tons of WMDs with a little dial that said last time opened March 1st 2003 (before we invaded them) With a launching pad that could launch a Nuke anywhere and a big book full of plans on which cities they would nuke, would you support Bush (wait for the poll)
If US troops found a big room with terrorists and Osama Bin-Laden standing around tons of WMDs with a little dial that said last time opened March 1st 2003 (before we invaded them) With a launching pad that could launch a Nuke anywhere and a big book full of plans on which cities they would nuke, would you support Bush (wait for the poll)
Bush would still have grossly mishandled the War, he still would have betrayed the troops countless times, and would still be crapping it up on the domestic front. the only way i would support Bush would be if he suddenly ripped off his mask, revealed that he was actually John Stewart, and yelled "APRIL FOOLS!!!" at the top of his lungs.
Bush would still have grossly mishandled the War, he still would have betrayed the troops countless times, and would still be crapping it up on the domestic front. the only way i would support Bush would be if he suddenly ripped off his mask, revealed that he was actually John Stewart, and yelled "APRIL FOOLS!!!" at the top of his lungs.
HAHAHAHAHA! Go Jon!!!
And then it is 11:00 on a weekday and we all say, "well then who is this?" Then Bush rips off his Jon Stewart mask and yells April Fools also. Then who we thought was Al Gore ripped off his mask revealing Nadar, than Nadar did the same, than Kim Jung-Il ripped off his mask and revealed Dick Cheney. Then everybody died.
Incertonia
13-12-2004, 04:04
How simply can I put this--without the 9/11 attacks and the two years worth of media fellatio that followed it, Bush might not have even been the candidate in 2004. His own party might have jettisoned him in the primary system.