NationStates Jolt Archive

Alexander the Great worked his way up from Alexander the piss poor, Alexander the pretty good and Alexander the not too bad before becoming the great

Anyone have any others? :cool:

How about 'Alexander the Mediocre'?

we need not limit it to Alexander

How about Eric the Fusha?

Lief the not so lucky

Ivan the terribly awesome.

Richard the Bleeding-Hearted

William the Conquered

And we can propagandize Eric the Red to mean Eric the commie.

Gustav the Clumsy.
Derrick the Flatulent.
Harold the Girlish
Cedric the Malodrous
Victor the Itchy

:)

William the Hen Pecked

Atilla the HUNgry

Richard the Lion Fart

Harold the Saxonphone

How about some modern royalty?

Queen Elizabeth The Well Preserved.

Prince Charles the Wrinkly.

Queen Raina(of Jordan) the Huggable.

Michael Jackson, king of underground music

The artist formerly known as Marquis.

Правительcтали

Actually, the word "groznyi" in "Ivan groznyi" means "tough", "fearable", or even "fatherly". Russians are ultimately controlled by violence.

But, that actually happened: "Through all this Ivan had remained isolated, and ignored by everyone except his beloved nurse, Agrafena. But, to add to Ivan's tragedy his nurse was taken from him when his mother was killed. Ivan, not even eight years of age, was traumatized by all these events. One biographer of Ivan said, "before the child-prince became Ivan the Terrible, he was Ivan the Terrified." Ivan's brutal behavior later on in life is testimony to his never having forgotten nor forgiven the childhood indignities he had suffered."

Another thing: I've noticed that when someone gets really dangerous, no one calls him with a funny name like that. For example, there were names like King George II and Dubya, but today, even the anti-Bush people call him simply "Bush".

Oddly enough, I still hear morons call him Bushitler.

Diana the Bike.

Ivan the Not Quite as Bad.

Eric the Beige.

Ivan the Pretty Fair Overall Really.

Clinton the Carnal.

Bush the Bungler.

Nixon the Nasty.

Alexander the Needs to Try Harder, later known as Alexander the Shows Potential.

Reagan the Bewildered.

There has to be more gems out there.
Perhaps a wee bump is needed.

Helioterra the bumptress

Helena of 2 boy ((Helena Of Troy))

Barbaneeded ((Barbarossa))

Funges Khan ((Gengis khan))

Emenm's mini

Matt Nightwatch ((Matt Dayman))

Samuel L. Blacksland ((Samuel L. Jackson.))

Gell Ribbon ((Mel Gibbson))

Tiger Jungle ((Tiger Wood))

Kaina Pees. ((Keiana Reeves.))

Luke Groundrunner ((Luke Skywalker))

Foot Duet. ((Han Solo))

Crunchymeaow. ((Chewbarker))

Alexander can't ride horses. ((Alexander the Great.))

Scorpians in Africa ((Scorpio Africanus))

June Ceaser ((Juliis Ceaser))

Killedalot ((Lancalot))

Moregin ((Merlin))

They called me 'Kid Gorgeous' then 'Kid Presentable'. Later, it was 'Kid Gruesome' then finally 'Kid Moe'... -Moe Syzlak.

Ethelraed the Unready a saxon king.

His name in saxon meant Good Advice the badly advised. This is a saxon joke. I don't think they got out much...

Lief Erics second cousin, twice removed on his mothers side

King Richard the Retarded

Quenn Cindy the Dike

PrinceJay the Gay

King Jesse the Pussy

Prince Adam the Super Jew

peach fuzz the pirate

Erik the fusha

Ivan the needs Ritalin