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This is a joke. This is only a joke. Humor impaired persons are warned not to continue reading this thread.

It is an interactive joke. In your own mind, fill in the blank with the political party/social group/occupation etc. you prefer.

Ready? GO!


A tourist walked into a curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was incredibly striking.

The tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat, $100 for the story," said the wise old shop owner.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat; you can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster. A couple of blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. Again, after a couple of blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Ahhh," said the owner,"You have come back for story?"


"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze __________________."

He wants a bronze....

Woman

:p ;)

Very good, I like, you should consider writing professionaly *nods* :p

Republican

I've heard this one before.

Its either Republican or Conservative

He wants a bronze....

Woman

:p ;)

Very good, I like, you should consider writing professionaly *nods* :p


I have, but alas, I did not write this one. This one a friend e-mailed me. :)

I've heard this one before.

Its either Republican or Conservative
It can be anything really. I think just "politician" works pretty well.

It was a Bronze American for me, hehehe. :D

EDIT: Awesome, Kat. :)

It was a Bronze American for me, hehehe. :D

EDIT: Awesome, Kat. :)



Tactical Grace, noooo!

*SPLOOSH*

gurglegurglegurglegurglegurglegurgle....

Tactical Grace, noooo!

*SPLOOSH*

gurglegurglegurglegurglegurglegurgle....
lol

Mod ;)

Whoo, a Bronze Hobo!

Hilary Clinton.

Hilary Clinton.
:confused:
So many Hilary Clintons would follow you and then jump into the bay.
*laughs*
okay...

umm....... dild *SWAT team breaks in* "You are under arrest for stupidity of the highest levels!" *guy is dragged away screaming* *new guy comes in sits down* "A bronze cat. Or let's hear the story"

He wants a bronze....

Woman
Even better!

But with a bronze women, all the women would drown...we can't have that.

But with a bronze women, all the women would drown...we can't have that.
You don't need to throw into the water.

You don't need to throw into the water.
Ah, gotcha ;)

Fish

Fish
:confused: :eek:

A bronze US dollar.

I like the women one too. ;)

I got one. A bronze driver ant. Which I'd throw into the White House and proceed to get the hell out of there.

A bronze Muse. Then I'd become the best artist ever, and use my money to buy the bronze US Dollar and Bronze Euro.

A bronze Muse. Then I'd become the best artist ever, and use my money to buy the bronze US Dollar and Bronze Euro.

Or you could throw it into the sea if you were feeling particularly evil...

I got one. A bronze driver ant. Which I'd throw into the White House and proceed to get the hell out of there.
:cool:

I got one. A bronze driver ant. Which I'd throw into the White House and proceed to get the hell out of there.

I think I'll do the same thing with my Bronze Hobo.

Just throw 'em all in, for good measure.

Just throw 'em all in, for good measure.
Except for the women one and the dollar one.

Throw the bronze gay in the white house. :eek:

Or better yet- a bronze weapon. Forced disarmament. Knives only fly away once they are used as weapons to kill things. Blenders, etc. don't fly way.

A bronze

medal! yeah, one that was stolen from the Olympics

cheese.














just to be random

*pictures the effects of the bronze cheese…*

Or better yet- a bronze weapon. Forced disarmament. Knives only fly away once they are used as weapons to kill things. Blenders, etc. don't fly way.

Yes, because knives and other sharp weapons flying through the air towards you is the safest thing ever :p

*pictures the effects of the bronze cheese…*
Bliss...Once you've thrown it in the water...

Yes, because knives and other sharp weapons flying through the air towards you is the safest thing ever :p
We were talking about what bronze object to throw in the white house.

A bronzed mOd with a hangover

A bronzed mOd with a hangover

You wouldn't be callous enough to throw one of those into the White House, would you?

You wouldn't be callous enough to throw one of those into the White House, would you?

They would deserve each other..

First word that popped into my head was "Communist" which is weird since I had plenty of friends in the Marxist society at uni, and my girlfriend's a member of the party. Maybe it's all that cold war era youth programming kicking in. Or maybe I've just been in China too long...

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze terrorist." :D

I'm sure someone's already said this, but I don't have the attention span to look through 3 pages to see:
A bronze turd...imagine what you could do with that!

I'm sure someone's already said this, but I don't have the attention span to look through 3 pages to see:
A bronze turd...imagine what you could do with that!
Ewwwwwwwwww!

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Don't let Lunatic Goofballs get his hands on one. It would be like a Genesis Machine for him.