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I now have irrefutable proof which is undeniable and irrefutable! Of God Existing!

Now, you know how 1+1=2? Do you realize how improbable that is?? out of an infinite of numbers to pick from, there must be GOD the LORD who is OMNIPRESCENT to determine it! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS. WITH APPLES. Or people or chairs!

It is irrefutable! Just look at it, and you know what the probability of that happening by chance? 1/infinity = zero! THUS THERE IS ZERO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING BY CHANCE, THUS THE ALMIGHTY LORD GOD MUST HAVE DONE IT!

*munches on a taco*

Prove that Gravity exists.

Just because it can't be proven at the moment, does not mean it don't exist.

Do we even exist?

How do you know we are somebodies dream? A marble in a game of marbles? ;)

*munches on a taco*

*high fives LG for his amazing idea and snags taco for self*

Your math is terrible. Granted, 1+1 does equal 2, 1/infinity does not equal zero. It's close to zero, but it cannot be zero. Plus, infinity is not a number, so 1/infinity is the same as telling someone 1/foot. Neither are numbers. The only true thing I could put in there is to say 1/the highest number is practically zero.

Other than that, I'd say it's mediocre flamebaiting. Nothing special.

Hey pass me a taco!

Your math is terrible. Granted, 1+1 does equal 2, 1/infinity does not equal zero. It's close to zero, but it cannot be zero. Plus, infinity is not a number, so 1/infinity is the same as telling someone 1/foot. Neither are numbers. The only true thing I could put in there is to say 1/the highest number is practically zero.

Other than that, I'd say it's mediocre flamebaiting. Nothing special.

You're only looking at it skin deep. I won't explicitly tell you my goal, but lets just say that I'm a math major.

Hey pass me a taco!

*hands out tacos*

Actually 1/infinity does equal zero. Calculus is able to prove it.

Now, you know how 1+1=2? Do you realize how improbable that is?? out of an infinite of numbers to pick from, there must be GOD the LORD who is OMNIPRESCENT to determine it! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS. WITH APPLES. Or people or chairs!
they've also got huge ass mathematical proofs for 1+1=2.

It is irrefutable! Just look at it, and you know what the probability of that happening by chance? 1/infinity = zero! THUS THERE IS ZERO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING BY CHANCE, THUS THE ALMIGHTY LORD GOD MUST HAVE DONE IT!
1/infinity isn't really 0...
as the denominator approaches infinity, the function approaches 0. it will never really reach it though... however, when it comes to approximations, it's alright to cancel them out and count them as 0.

Actually 1/infinity does equal zero. Calculus is able to prove it.

Actually, infinity is not a number, and thus isn't defined for this operation.

What you're thinking of is the limit as x approaches infinity of 1/x is zero. It is much different.

However, 1+1 equals 2 because we define it that way.

Since we humans defined numbers, god doesn't have to narrow infinite odds. If we say 1+1=2 then it does. No matter what you do.

I believe in God, but that's poor reasoning. Anyone can put, say, one umbrella* with another umbrella* and see that there's two of them. You don't need a higher power to point that out.

*NOTE: "umbrella" is just an example. You can use any object here.

they've also got huge ass mathematical proofs for 1+1=2.


1/infinity isn't really 0...
as the denominator approaches infinity, the function approaches 0. it will never really reach it though... however, when it comes to approximations, it's alright to cancel them out and count them as 0.

My post was a (spoiler): parody

But as an interesting side note, the proofs of 1+1=2 are still based on assumed axioms and posulates.

It is irrefutable! Just look at it, and you know what the probability of that happening by chance? 1/infinity = zero! THUS THERE IS ZERO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING BY CHANCE, THUS THE ALMIGHTY LORD GOD MUST HAVE DONE IT!
Actually, infinity is not a number, and thus isn't defined for this operation.

What you're thinking of is the limit as x approaches infinity of 1/x is zero. It is much different.

You just contradicted yourself. gg.

I + I = II

Also, if I have 1 apple and add 1 apple, most often I will still only have 1 apple, because I know someone will have eaten the first one while I wasn't looking.

Are there any tacos left, I have an apple to trade?

I + I = II

Also, if I have 1 apple and add 1 apple, most often I will still only have 1 apple, because I know someone will have eaten the first one while I wasn't looking.

Are there any tacos left, I have an apple to trade?

If there are an infinite number of tacos and you eat one, how many tacos did you eat? One, or one part of an infinite number(1/infinity) which would be zero tacos?

Oh, silly misguided children..

I'm afraid that simple math will not prove the existence of God.

It will prove, however, that our ancestors figured out numbers, which is pretty spiffy, I must say, although it had nothing to do with God.

Thank you for your time.

If there are an infinite number of tacos and you eat one, how many tacos did you eat? One, or one part of an infinite number(1/infinity) which would be zero tacos?

infinity - 1 still equals infinity
therefore I have not eaten any tacos.
I believe Taco Bell have an infinite number of tacos.
I am going to try this math on their salesgirl.

So if the universe is infinite, and we take up a finite amount of space...

We don't exist! :eek:

Proof a: 1 = .99999....

if 1 = .9... then 10 = 9.9....

Thus:

10 = 9.999999...
- 1 = -.999999...
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9 = 9 (a true statement, thus the premise is true)

Proof b:

Given that: 1 - x = n

minor proof c:
if x = .1, then n = .9, put another way, if x = 1/10, n =.9

If x = 1/100, then n = .99

Thus, as x decreases toward 0, n approaches 1

Suppose n = 1, then x = 0
Suppose n = .9999.... then x =0 (by proof a), but! by minor proof c (a small part of proof b), n = .999.... only when x is over a very large number (infinity).

Given all this, 1 - 1/inf = 1 = .999.... => 1/inf = 0

I thought the answer was 42?

This one is my favorite:

a = b
2a = ab [Multiply both sides by 'a']
4a = ab + 2a [add 2a to eah side]
4a - 2ab = ab + 2a - 2ab [subtract 2ab from each side]
2(aa - ab) = aa - ab [re-arrange]
2 = 1 [divide each side by (aa-ab)

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
There is absolutely no way to prove your case either way. You can no more prove with 100% certainty that there is a god than anyone else can prove that there isn't. End of story.

Sure feels like someone's doing a little :headbang: to try and prove something he can't, either way.

This one is my favorite:

a = b
2a = ab [Multiply both sides by 'a']
4a = ab + 2a [add 2a to eah side]
4a - 2ab = ab + 2a - 2ab [subtract 2ab from each side]
2(aa - ab) = aa - ab [re-arrange]
2 = 1 [divide each side by (aa-ab)

You can't divide both sides by (aa-ab) because that equals 0.

*high fives LG for his amazing idea and snags taco for self*
Me TOOOOOOOOOOOO.......

Congradulations to all those who figured it out already.

My original post on this thread was a parody of arguements that believe they are proof of a god.

I'm still open to interesting comments though.

Are there anymore taco's?

*Whips out bottle of Tabassco sauce*

There are always more tacos. :)

I now have irrefutable proof which is undeniable and irrefutable! Of God Existing!

Now, you know how 1+1=2? Do you realize how improbable that is?? out of an infinite of numbers to pick from, there must be GOD the LORD who is OMNIPRESCENT to determine it! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS. WITH APPLES. Or people or chairs!

It is irrefutable! Just look at it, and you know what the probability of that happening by chance? 1/infinity = zero! THUS THERE IS ZERO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING BY CHANCE, THUS THE ALMIGHTY LORD GOD MUST HAVE DONE IT!
hmmm...I think. Therefore I am.
I don't see the connection.

I have a sudden urge to cite Godel's Theorem at you to show that it's man's fault that 1+1 might equal two, and use Peano Axioms to prove that it only can do so when we say it has to, but this thread has reminded me I've spent the past six hours avoiding studying for a final in Linear algorithms which begins in...

Seven hours. Shit. You owe me an Amp soda.

*munches on a taco*

*Takes the second taco from the 6-pack and munches on it*

Good tacos.

I now have irrefutable proof which is undeniable and irrefutable! Of God Existing!

Now, you know how 1+1=2? Do you realize how improbable that is?? out of an infinite of numbers to pick from, there must be GOD the LORD who is OMNIPRESCENT to determine it! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS. WITH APPLES. Or people or chairs!

It is irrefutable! Just look at it, and you know what the probability of that happening by chance? 1/infinity = zero! THUS THERE IS ZERO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING BY CHANCE, THUS THE ALMIGHTY LORD GOD MUST HAVE DONE IT!
Incorrect anyone who is anyone knows that 1+1=10

Duh


(ok if you dont get it ... and I am sure many wont think binary)

This one is my favorite:

a = b
2a = ab [Multiply both sides by 'a']
4a = ab + 2a [add 2a to eah side]
4a - 2ab = ab + 2a - 2ab [subtract 2ab from each side]
2(aa - ab) = aa - ab [re-arrange]
2 = 1 [divide each side by (aa-ab)

Your math isn't very good I'm afraid.

If a = b then a^2 = ab, 2a only equals ab if a = 2 or 0.

The rest of your proof falls apart from there.

There are always more tacos. :)

How do you manage that?

TACOS!

Incorrect anyone who is anyone knows that 1+1=10

Duh


(ok if you dont get it ... and I am sure many wont think binary)

There are 10 kinds of people in this word, those who understand binary and those who don't.

There are 10 kinds of people in this word, those who understand binary and those who don't.

How many people can count in hex if only you and DEAD people can count in hex?

57006!

There are 10 kinds of people in this word, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Start counting in binary on your fingers, and when you get to 4 show as many people as you can!

There are 10 kinds of people in this word, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Lol love that one

Now show you are a true geek and count to 31 on one hand ;)

Start counting in binary on your fingers, and when you get to 4 show as many people as you can!

I personally prefer 132.

My post was a (spoiler): parody

But as an interesting side note, the proofs of 1+1=2 are still based on assumed axioms and posulates.

Of course they are, everything is and it's unreasonable to believe that something cannot be trusted simply because it is based on internal assumptions. As long as we acknowledge the fact that our existence is based on trust all the problems in understanding the nature of reality fall away and we can live peacefully inside our own heads.

1+1=2 because we define "1" "+" "=" and "2" such that it works the way we want. We could have used the symbol "3" to mean what we now use "2" to mean, and then 1+1 would equal 3, but we didn't, and so it doesn't matter. Every symbol means what we say it means, but the map is not the territory. Numbers are symbols intended to correspond to natural phenomena. "1 apple" and "2 apples" are symbol maps of the existential being of some apples. In both cases we understand the sensory data as we percieve the apples and our brain converts the abstract data into previously established symbols for easy manipulation. If we based our experience only on sense data life would be a lot more complicated.

Start counting in binary on your fingers, and when you get to 4 show as many people as you can!
While I knoticed that too last time I told someone to do that they were one of the weird people who start with their index rather then thumb
So it was actually 2 … lol

I personally prefer 132.
don't ask me, a friend showed me that one, I don't know binary

This one is my favorite:

a = b
2a = ab [Multiply both sides by 'a']
4a = ab + 2a [add 2a to eah side]
4a - 2ab = ab + 2a - 2ab [subtract 2ab from each side]
2(aa - ab) = aa - ab [re-arrange]
2 = 1 [divide each side by (aa-ab)

the first bolded line is really wrong... a*a=a^2, not 2a. thus all subsequent steps are wrong.

How do you manage that?

TACOS!


i think lg and his infinite tacos have finally irrefutably proven the existance of god or at least so sort of benign providence.

Lol love that one

Now show you are a true geek and count to 31 on one hand ;)

I do that on a pretty regular basis. I was sitting in music class one day and I had like 80 measures of rest in a row, so I decided to find a more interesting way to cout without having to really remember anything, so I decided to count in binary. It's also useful if you want to count to numbers like 12 without using both hands. Nice for yoga if you don't have prayer beads.

I personally prefer 132.

Ooo, both hands, aren't you a rebel?

I thought the answer was 42?
oddly enough, 42 is wrong.

that was the number of all the moons plus all the planets..

they've since discovered many more.

don't ask me, a friend showed me that one, I don't know binary
Think double middle finger

Think double middle finger
I just might start using this in my daily .....Vocabulary?......whatever

You people assume far too much about the context of the question. Infinity does exist in many systems. It is not, however, a member of the real numbers. I think it's clear, from the original post, that we're counting possibilities in the set of cardinals. Or the ordinals. Or a projective space. Well, maybe it really doesn't make sense.

I just might start using this in my daily .....Vocabulary?......whatever
lol I do ... so liberating

plus I have the perfect job ... flicking of computers is somehow rewarding but also does not get you in trouble at work lol (at least of no one is around)

Girls require your time and money so:

Girls=Time*Money

And because time IS money:

Girls=Money*Money

Girls=Money²

And since money is the root of all evil:

Girls= Money²√Evil

Therfore Girls=Evil

;) i know that evri1 has heard that b4 but i just thought i'd lighten the mood a lil :p

the first bolded line is really wrong... a*a=a^2, not 2a. thus all subsequent steps are wrong.

Yeah, I didn't bother to double check and made one of those stupid mistakes. (Ooops!) You can still re-arrange it to work, all you need to do is end up dividing by 0 in the last step. (As someone pointed out already) There are a whole bunch of 'impossible equations' that work off the idea of secretly dviding by zero at some point. It's kind of like those magic tricks where the card is up his sleeve the whole time. It looks neat as long as you don't notice he's cheating.

Actually 1/infinity does equal zero. Calculus is able to prove it.
Well, what you get is more of an infinitesimal. But that's pretty abstract territory. I agree though, that god is bullshit.

But as an interesting side note, the proofs of 1+1=2 are still based on assumed axioms and posulates.

Yes, but mathematics is an axiomatic system, and so it is impossible to honestly claim that any part of it is not based on axioms or postulates.

And since money is the root of all evil:



Ahem. "The love of money is the root of all evil"

hmmm...I think. Therefore I am.
I don't see the connection.

Nah: the best that can be said is "there is thinking".

So if the universe is infinite, and we take up a finite amount of space...

We don't exist! :eek:

Haha now you're getting it ;)

Yes, but mathematics is an axiomatic system, and so it is impossible to honestly claim that any part of it is not based on axioms or postulates.

Thats what I was saying.

Now, you know how 1+1=2? Do you realize how improbable that is?? out of an infinite of numbers to pick from, there must be GOD the LORD who is OMNIPRESCENT to determine it! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS. WITH APPLES. Or people or chairs!
Numbers are only used to represent the abstract concept of quantity; it doesn't exactly relate to God

Prove that Gravity exists.

Just because it can't be proven at the moment, does not mean it don't exist.

Do we even exist?

How do you know we are somebodies dream? A marble in a game of marbles? ;)

Welcome back, Mr. Anderson. We've missed you.

I now have irrefutable proof which is undeniable and irrefutable! Of God Existing!

Now, you know how 1+1=2? Do you realize how improbable that is?? out of an infinite of numbers to pick from, there must be GOD the LORD who is OMNIPRESCENT to determine it! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS. WITH APPLES. Or people or chairs!

It is irrefutable! Just look at it, and you know what the probability of that happening by chance? 1/infinity = zero! THUS THERE IS ZERO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING BY CHANCE, THUS THE ALMIGHTY LORD GOD MUST HAVE DONE IT!
are you being serious? :confused:

http://elftor.com/elftor.php?number=36

Of course God exists.

This one is my favorite:

a = b
2a = ab [Multiply both sides by 'a']
4a = ab + 2a [add 2a to eah side]
4a - 2ab = ab + 2a - 2ab [subtract 2ab from each side]
2(aa - ab) = aa - ab [re-arrange]
2 = 1 [divide each side by (aa-ab)


Please tell me this isn't serious?

I mean, just for starters... a*a isn't 2a... (unless a is defined as 2 or 0. It doesn't work under other circumstances).

Vox Augusti made his proof a little too complicated:

Suppose n = 0.99999....

Then, 10n = 9.9999999....

Then, 10n - n = 9.999... - 0.9999....
Then, 9n = 9.
Then, n = 1.

Therefore, .9999... = 1.

You can assume that getting infinitely close to a number is the same as reaching that number.

are you being serious? :confused:

No, I'm not.

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You can assume that getting infinitely close to a number is the same as reaching that number.
you would have to make that assumption

But not true as well you know being close is not the same as being on

Vox Augusti made his proof a little too complicated:

Suppose n = 0.99999....

Then, 10n = 9.9999999....

Then, 10n - n = 9.999... - 0.9999....
Then, 9n = 9.
Then, n = 1.

Therefore, .9999... = 1.

You can assume that getting infinitely close to a number is the same as reaching that number.

No assumption required. Your calculations show that .9999... = 1. Not that it's close, but that it's exactly equal.

Infinite arithmetic behaves fundamentally differently than finite arithmetic. Too many people here are trying to equate the two, and it simply doesn't work.

1+1=banana
i win

1+1=banana
i win
Mmmm now I want a banana Damn YOUS

Irrefuteable proof for Supreme Being's Existence = Universe
There must be an infinite point of origin for all things finite.

Irrefuteable proof for Supreme Being's Existence = Universe
There must be an infinite point of origin for all things finite.

What? Who says so? You?

The universe could have been caused by all sorts of things. Big Bang, "white hole", etc.

What? Who says so? You?

The universe could have been caused by all sorts of things. Big Bang, "white hole", etc.
Yet all these things are finite. You must continue to ask what caused that to happen and the thing before that and the thing before that until you reach an infinite cause for everything.

Yet all these things are finite. You must continue to ask what caused that to happen and the thing before that and the thing before that until you reach an infinite cause for everything.
But there is no proof of a higher being in that direction either … maybe it is a process that we don’t understand yet (everything from alternate universes to dimensions to …)


(yes I am agnostic lol if you couldn’t tell from the “you cant prove” line of reasoning)

But there is no proof of a higher being in that direction either … maybe it is a process that we don’t understand yet (everything from alternate universes to dimensions to …)


(yes I am agnostic lol if you couldn’t tell from the “you cant prove” line of reasoning)
The point still remains. No finite point has any meaning without an infinite reference point. There must be an 'Ultimate Cause,' which is infinite. Debate over the nature of such a thing is natural, but to deny its existence is to deny your own.

The point still remains. No finite point has any meaning without an infinite reference point. There must be an 'Ultimate Cause,' which is infinite.

Why? Just because we can't comprehend the true nature of the universe doesn't mean that there is an ultimate cause. If there really is anything outside our universe, it need not obey the same logical laws, such as time, finite boundaries, or the laws of physics.

This 'Ultimate Cause' is your explanation, but it's not necessarily accurate.

I now have irrefutable proof which is undeniable and irrefutable! Of God Existing!

Now, you know how 1+1=2? Do you realize how improbable that is?? out of an infinite of numbers to pick from, there must be GOD the LORD who is OMNIPRESCENT to determine it! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS. WITH APPLES. Or people or chairs!

It is irrefutable! Just look at it, and you know what the probability of that happening by chance? 1/infinity = zero! THUS THERE IS ZERO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING BY CHANCE, THUS THE ALMIGHTY LORD GOD MUST HAVE DONE IT!


So, does this work in the same way that 2+2=5 for incredibly large values of 5? It seems similar...

Oh and can I have a taco please? I skipped lunch.

2+2=5 for incredibly large values of 5.

Only for extremely large values of two.

(There are two decent explainations for that, and a few very very bad ones. The math one, I'd like to see Zeppistan show because he impresses me. The CS one... witness the importance of clarifying your universe of discourse. Typecasting in action!)

(2.9+2.8)=5.7
(int)(2.9+2.8)=5
(int)2.9=2

Yup. It's cheating, and misses the point, being completely unrelated to the math explaination, but it also works.

Perhaps Math IS G-d? :)

Perhaps Math IS G-d? :)

Comparing it to the alternatives.... I'm willing to believe.

:)

All hail Polynomes and Subtraktion!

I now have irrefutable proof which is undeniable and irrefutable! Of God Existing!

Now, you know how good it feels for me with my John Thomas up your coal chute? Do you realize how improbable that is?? out of an infinite of holes to pick from, there must be GOD the LORD who is OMNIPRESCENT to determine it! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS. WITH YOU! OR ANYONE ELSE'S HOLE!

It is irrefutable! Just look at it, and you know what the probability of that happening by chance? 1/infinity = zero! THUS THERE IS ZERO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING BY CHANCE, THUS THE ALMIGHTY LORD GOD MUST HAVE DONE IT!

I have absolute proof, not only that God exists, but that he is a saddistic little bastard!

Since:
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I now have irrefutable proof which is undeniable and irrefutable! Of God Existing!

Now, you know how good it feels for me with my John Thomas up your coal chute? Do you realize how improbable that is?? out of an infinite of holes to pick from, there must be GOD the LORD who is OMNIPRESCENT to determine it! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS. WITH YOU! OR ANYONE ELSE'S HOLE!

It is irrefutable! Just look at it, and you know what the probability of that happening by chance? 1/infinity = zero! THUS THERE IS ZERO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING BY CHANCE, THUS THE ALMIGHTY LORD GOD MUST HAVE DONE IT!

This is a better parody than mine!
:humbled:

I now have irrefutable proof which is undeniable and irrefutable! Of God Existing!

Now, you know how 1+1=2? Do you realize how improbable that is?? out of an infinite of numbers to pick from, there must be GOD the LORD who is OMNIPRESCENT to determine it! AND IT ALWAYS WORKS. WITH APPLES. Or people or chairs!

It is irrefutable! Just look at it, and you know what the probability of that happening by chance? 1/infinity = zero! THUS THERE IS ZERO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING BY CHANCE, THUS THE ALMIGHTY LORD GOD MUST HAVE DONE IT!

My cat's breath smells like catfood.

What ever happened to the Taco's? :( Must be out. Well I have more bagels now.

*Munches on a bagel*

Help yourself

What ever happened to the Taco's? :( Must be out. Well I have more bagels now.

*Munches on a bagel*

Help yourself

Produces more tacos from a special taco stash. I stole a bunch last time.

To the people talking before about infinite cause, the real matter is one of eternal cause. That is to say it is not important that something be infinite, but that it be eternal (has always existed, as opposed to immortal, will always exist). So for the universe to exist there must be some original eternal cause for the existence of the rest of the unvierse, or the entire universe must be eternal, if always changing. Neither is necessarily more reasonable than the other, and there is no reason to postulate that whatever the eternal first cause is it has any lasting effect on the universe, as most gods are assumed to have.