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If you could pick one person to be king/queen of Earth, who would it be? Give an explanation too.

If you could pick one person to be king/queen of Earth, who would it be? Give an explanation too.

George W Bush. Just so that we may deal with him the way Marie Antoinette was dealt with.

*wishes he'd get a guillotine for Christmas*

Me. I don't trust any politician enough.

no. you're all wrong.
its me.
:D

and failing that Ozzy Osbourne
or a serious choice, Nelson Mandella - or Ghandi if he was still with us :(

Jesus Christ, our Saviour and Messiah!!!

Jesus Christ, our Saviour and Messiah!!!

Mythological creatues are exempt. Might as well nominate Tiamat or Cthulhu, or, better yet, Pippi!

Mythological creatues are exempt. Might as well nominate Tiamat or Cthulhu, or, better yet, Pippi!
Remember, if you nominate Cthulhu, he'll repay the favor by eating you first, so you won't have to live in the hell that the Earth will become.

Remember, if you nominate Cthulhu, he'll repay the favor by eating you first, so you won't have to live in the hell that the Earth will become.

Yeah, but Pippi would kick his ass. She is the strongest girl in the world.

Mythological creatues are exempt. Might as well nominate Tiamat or Cthulhu, or, better yet, Pippi!there is more proof that did exsist.

but I'll follow your rules.

Honestly, there is no one I would like to rule the world. there's no one I hate that much to saddle with such a responsibility.

Groucho Marx. Hands down. Although I cannot technicaly prove that he actually existed either.

Remember, if you nominate Cthulhu, he'll repay the favor by eating you first, so you won't have to live in the hell that the Earth will become.
I like it. Instead of voting for the candidate who is the less of two evils, we vote for greater evil.

You assume I'm a filthy monarchist. Even William doesn't want the throne!

David king of Israel...He did a good job there, could he do the same on a larger scale?

Me.

On the following bases:

- It'd be rather fun ruling everything, despite the downside of actually having to work
- I've got loads of great ideas that sound wonderful on paper/in my head that will most likely bring the end of life as wel know it to inflict on everyone
- I've got a verbal IQ of over 160 (technically...although I seem to behave as if it were a mere 120 ;) ) so on the scientific front I have the right genes
- I study philosophy, so that's the arts requirement out of the way
- I'm great.

There! Bow down before my supremely superior (or possislby incredibly inferior) reasoning capabilities!

Jesus Christ

Or, if it had to be a living person, I'd pick Myrth :D

My cat! (I consider him a person just with lots of fur and four feet).

That way I could run the whole sheebang from behind the curtain without having to take any of the heat for his(my) poor decisions. Plus I'd like to see everyone bow down to the all-knowing, all-seeing, fuzz-boy cat god Khan.

ALL HAIL KHAN!!

Jesus Christ

Or, if it had to be a living person, I'd pick Myrth :D

Suck up*Coghf coughf*

Hmm...

Stephen Hawking. Let's see just how smart that prick really is. :D

Hmm...

Stephen Hawking. Let's see just how smart that prick really is. :D

haha. One of the smartest men alive, but can barely speak a word of his own.

and too bad we're not electing mythological creatures; i was hoping on Odysseus. or a griffin.

BWAHAHAHA ME ME ME

all I could do is get rid of criminals...
I would round them all up in a country no one needs...
push the shiney red button...
the criminals are gone...
video tape the whole thing....
show the tape on t.v.....
now then would people commet crime if they knew this would happen to them? NO

So i`ll be the leader and kill us all bwahahahaha OR we could make bush be leader and laugh at his monkey face HAHAHAHAHA MONKEY FACE

Jesus Christ

Or, if it had to be a living person, I'd pick Myrth :D

*seconds the Myrth vote*

Colin Powell.

Since he would show the world
he is the boss.
Viva Bush.