NationStates Jolt Archive

How are we all planning on getting ridiculously wealthy?

For me - corporate law.

Be the leader of a Mercenary army

World domination.

Selling out and then being troubled about it.

computer programming (and im takeing a whole year of it next year)

Inheritance

...

Sure... I might need to get a new set of parents, but that can't be too hard in this day and age...

Turning manga into a Socialist rather than Japanese artform.

Turning manga into a Socialist rather than Japanese artform.
Have you ever watched Can Dialectics Break Bricks? (http://imdb.com/title/tt0069970/)

Some french situationists took a kung fu movie and re-dubbed it to be a treatise on art and society, people having socio-political discussions while kicking each other. If you haven't seen it I think you'd dig it.

Have you ever watched Can Dialectics Break Bricks?

Some french situationists took a kung fu movie and re-dubbed it to be a treatise on art and society, people having socio-political discussions while kicking each other. If you haven't seen it I think you'd dig it.

Sounds like my kind of film.

Grifting, lots of grifting.

Mostly theft, possibly piracy, probably smuggling, and definitely manipulation of as many sorts as possible.

World domination.

That's what you think. Little do you know I already rule the universe. You guys just don't know it becuase your entire lives are setups, king of like the Matrix, but not really... anyways I've already said too much. My point is that when you "rule" the world, it won't really be so. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Plastic.

Lots of Plastic.

That's what you think. Little do you know I already rule the universe. You guys just don't know it becuase your entire lives are setups, king of like the Matrix, but not really... anyways I've already said too much. My point is that when you "rule" the world, it won't really be so. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

How do you know that's not just what I want you to think?

I'm not gonna get into specifics, but it involves duct tape, 4 midgets, and a lawn rake.

How do you know that's not just what I want you to think?

It's Alice dreaming of the king... but which one of you is Alice?

I am going to school to become a Mortician-Little competition in the job market.
There is always work.
My clients never complain.
Ahhh the Golden Age of Death--I'll be seeing you baby boomers soon.

Being myself. I just don't know what that entails though.

I sell Magic: the Gathering cards.

Right now I'm grossing about $2000/week--I reinvest what I need to keep my inventory first up to its current size and second to expand it, and the rest I leave alone for use either for my own purposes or for more inventory or as capital for other purposes if needed.

hiring myself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece.

or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks each.
what? fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay.

:p

How are we all planning on getting ridiculously wealthy?

For me - corporate law.
oohhhh yeah wealth through utter grinding boredom. sign me up!!!

im going to get "rich" in the import business. buy cheap in china, sell inexpensively here. pretty soon, im rich!

hiring myself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece.

or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks each.
what? fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay.

:p

hahahahahaahaha good plan

maybe you should watch the movie "midnight cowboy"

Getting the latest idea, latest technology, latest fad.

Bring it to some 2nd or 3rd world country and sell it.

Do the same back to the 1st world countries about 2nd and 3rd world stuff.

Serious answer: Writing screenplays.

Funny answer: White slavery. I be pimpin'

Do you think there's already a fetish market for having sex while driving 100 mph and drifting at the same time?