Cspalla
11-12-2004, 05:16
Saw this on a fourm...very funny.
Merry Christmas!
Restriction may apply. From us, the wishor, to you, here and after called the wishee. Please accept, without obligation implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, non-addictive, low stress, gender neutral celebration of the Winter Solstice Holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions or practices of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a financially successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition upon the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2005, but with due respect for the calendar choices of other cultures or sects and in regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or dietary preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are bound by the terms without disagreeing and subject to further clarification or withdrawal. This greeting is freely transferable providing that no authorization shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged. The greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions, and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishors in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole direction of the wishor. This greeting is warranted to performance and reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of subsequent holiday greetings. Whichever comes first. This wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish for issuance of a new wish at the sole direction of the wishor. Any references in this greeting to “The Lord” or “Father Christmas” or “Our Savior” or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, will not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect to this greeting. All proprietary rights in any reference, third party names, and images are hereby acknowledged. Merry Christmas from Me. Some restrictions may apply.
Merry Christmas!
Restriction may apply. From us, the wishor, to you, here and after called the wishee. Please accept, without obligation implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, non-addictive, low stress, gender neutral celebration of the Winter Solstice Holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions or practices of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a financially successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition upon the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of 2005, but with due respect for the calendar choices of other cultures or sects and in regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or dietary preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are bound by the terms without disagreeing and subject to further clarification or withdrawal. This greeting is freely transferable providing that no authorization shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged. The greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions, and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishors in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole direction of the wishor. This greeting is warranted to performance and reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of subsequent holiday greetings. Whichever comes first. This wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish for issuance of a new wish at the sole direction of the wishor. Any references in this greeting to “The Lord” or “Father Christmas” or “Our Savior” or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, will not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect to this greeting. All proprietary rights in any reference, third party names, and images are hereby acknowledged. Merry Christmas from Me. Some restrictions may apply.