NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes or No?

Aye! Sweet life is where I'm at!

*Checks pulse*
Crap...

I am

How can one tell? For sure?

How can one tell? For sure?
If I punch you it will hurt, therfor I am.

I Can't Find It!!! I Can't Find It!!!

BLARGistan and CSW
Rest in Peace

OMG! The Existenstialists are coming after me. NO! They're eating my sense of self and worldview alive! Dear God make them stop! Make them stop! I want to be a close minded little man. NO!!!! My mind has been freed. I have taken the ______ (inset color here) pill.

OMG! The Existenstialists are coming after me. NO! They're eating my sense of self and worldview alive! Dear God make them stop! Make them stop! I want to be a close minded little man. NO!!!! My mind has been freed. I have taken the ______ (inset color here) pill.
...*shiver*

Ima Vampire! I Vant to Suck your Blood!

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Can I get you a drink?" Descartes says, "I think not" and *poof* he vanishes.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Can I get you a drink?" Descartes says, "I think not" and *poof* he vanishes.
Good one

I think, therefore I am (not watching enough television).

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Can I get you a drink?" Descartes says, "I think not" and *poof* he vanishes.
That is a very good one. I may quote it.

I think, therefore I am (not watching enough television).
Thats a good one too.

I have one too, but it is political and it will probably offend people because some people are overly-sensitive

Well, the doctor can't find my pulse, and I don't usually think before I post, so therefore I must not be.

Well, the doctor can't find my pulse, and I don't usually think before I post, so therefore I must not be.
Oh, thats too bad. Best of luck to you, maybe someday, you'll find you're pulse.

Well, the doctor can't find my pulse, and I don't usually think before I post, so therefore I must not be.
I tell you, that one took some thought *pauses* AHHH a paradox!!!!!!!!!
*blinks out of existance*

Oh, thats too bad. Best of luck to you, maybe someday, you'll find you're pulse.
it makes it really hard when we do stuff that involves finding my pulse, I'm telling you

Many more dead NS'ers than I expected. Hmm...

The Good News - Yes I'm alive, however I am in cryogenic sleep on a long dead planet.
The Bad News - You are not alive, you are all figments of my imagination.
The Really Bad News - My power supply is failing.

International observers found that one of the candidates in this poll has been cheating useing dead people and figments of imaginations to try and tip the vote in their favour. The whole poll may have to be redone because of this.

it makes it really hard when we do stuff that involves finding my pulse, I'm telling you

Try the back of your wrist. 1 person in every few hundred thousand has their veins and arteries along the back of their wrist or so I was told.

As for me, I can't stand sunlight, so I must be at least half-dead. *pats coffin/bed*

I'm mostly dead...

I'm mostly dead...
Gives Junii last of power.

Bring out your dead! *clang* Bring out your dead! *clang*

I'm not dead yet!

I'm feeling much better.

I think I'll go for a walk.

I FEEL HAPPY!


Thank you, yet again, Holy Grail. :D

You mean everyone else IS alive. God is this world mucked up....

Barely...

Barely...
Can I devour you when you die?

*tries ot find pulse* *fails* Weird, I've NEVER(in the 10 or so out of 15 years that I remember) been able to really find my pulse and keep feeling it for more than 10 seconds...does that make me undead? But I think, therefore I am(alive)...

Gives Junii last of power.[newly rejuvenized... he gives Hobbslandia his last Miracle Max's Miracle Pill.] Thanks Brah.

Can I devour you when you die?
Sure, go right ahead.

Sure, go right ahead.
WOOT! *Follows Mystic Caves oround until he drops dead.*

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Many more dead NS'ers than I expected. Hmm...

No, fellow Nationstateser, it seems you have misinterpreted your own query ;) (not that, thatis possible, or anything)
We're not dead, we are just "not alive".

I follow Chansu's theory. We must be undead (... or something ... I have no imagination okay)

"Death: Been there, done that!" -- Sheridan

I......am.......alive......

Ever hear of Coutard's syndrome? The victim is convinced that although he can walk and talk he is dead. They often imagine that they can smell themselves decaying and can feel maggots crawling under their skin. Weird.

.....braaaaaiiiinns........

*stagger*

.....braaaaaiiiinns........

*stagger*

.....braaaaaiiiinns........

*stagger*

.....braaaaaiiiinns........

*stagger*

.....braaaaaiiiinns........

*stagger*

*chomp*

aaaaaaaaaannnd so on

im dead who cares??

im dead who cares??
hey, you there! get back in your damn coffin! back I say, back!!

Beep beep beep beeeeeep
Rather beep beep than beeeeep
Hey you damn zombies and vampires. Stop hidding in your coffins. Show your decomposing bodies. Stop playing the role of living people!!! SHOW YOURSELF THAT I COULD STOP YOUR MISERABLE EXISTANCE!!!
<Today I've found on the Internet that nearly half of population is dead - we must do something with it Blade> *ROOAAARR!!!* *AARGHHH* - *crap*
<Braaaaains><Braiiinss>

Wel at least I'm aliv-
*THUD*

Wel at least I'm aliv-
*THUD*
*feasts on Yevon*

.....braaaaaaiiiiiinns......

*chomp*

....yummsies......

*chomp chew gulp*

We may be alive, but are we truly living?

We may be alive, but are we truly living?
short answer: yes, with an if
long answer: no, with a but

What do you people think characterizes a person being in a state of "truly living"?

For whatever reason you might need a dead perso, go to these people:

Akaton, Allied Alliances, Aust, BLARGistania, Cacobecum, Cantrev Ianlamin, Centrist, CSW, Dian, Doctor Taylor, Dostanuot Loj, Draconicon, Drunk commies, Eastern Newfoundland, Fugee-La, Gaeltach, Gnomish Republics, HC Eredivisie, Hunna, Huzen Hagen, Incenjucarania, JuNii, Kajeria, Kanabia, Kialle, Killer Bong, La Yuma, Nadkor, Nation of Fortune, Nation of Fortune, Petsburg, Ravea, Reasonabilityness, Right-Wing America, Sdaeriji, Seosavists, Shaed, Sheeping_Hollow, The Burnsian Desert, The Tribes Of Longton, Tonissia, Willamena

I have yet to figure out a reason why somebody would need a dead body that wouldn't get me in trouble with the mods.

as long as the mods dont know about it, you wont get in trouble

Big modz0r is watching. :eek:

in that case, you can always resort to bribery, bu then again, even if it wouldnt get you in trouble w/ the mods, what the heck would you use a dead body for?????????????????????????????????????

zombie 4 years running

**hides dead body**

but im really hungry, can i borrow you frontal lobe

zombie 4 years running

**hides dead body**

but im really hungry, can i borrow you frontal lobe
Only if I can borrow yours.

.....braaaaaaaiiiiiiinns.......

*Hidding behind rock watching Longton viciously tear apart manakin that looks like me*

*shiver*

There is a subtle difference between being alive and living. (he says, stroking his currently, non-existent beard philosophically)

Dictionary.com

a·live: adj.
1) Having life; living. See Synonyms at living.
2) In existence or operation; active: keep your hopes alive.
3) Full of living or moving things; abounding: a pool alive with trout.
4) Full of activity or animation; lively: a face alive with mischief.

liv·ing: adj.
1) Possessing life: famous living painters; transplanted living tissue.
2) In active function or use: a living language.
3) Of persons who are alive: events within living memory.
4) Relating to the routine conduct or maintainance of life: improved living conditions in the city.
5) Full of life, interest, or vitality: made history a living subject.
6) True to life; realistic: the living image of her mother.
7) Informal. Used as an intensive: beat the living hell out of his opponent in the boxing match.

Yes, but all too many more deserving no longer are.

For whatever reason you might need a dead perso, go to these people:

Akaton, Allied Alliances, Aust, BLARGistania, Cacobecum, Cantrev Ianlamin, Centrist, CSW, Dian, Doctor Taylor, Dostanuot Loj, Draconicon, Drunk commies, Eastern Newfoundland, Fugee-La, Gaeltach, Gnomish Republics, HC Eredivisie, Hunna, Huzen Hagen, Incenjucarania, JuNii, Kajeria, Kanabia, Kialle, Killer Bong, La Yuma, Nadkor, Nation of Fortune, Nation of Fortune, Petsburg, Ravea, Reasonabilityness, Right-Wing America, Sdaeriji, Seosavists, Shaed, Sheeping_Hollow, The Burnsian Desert, The Tribes Of Longton, Tonissia, Willamena
Interesting, my vote got counted twice.

The following people are dead:

Akaton, Allied Alliances, Aust, BLARGistania, Cacobecum, Cantrev Ianlamin, Centrist, CSW, Dian, Doctor Taylor, Dostanuot Loj, Draconicon, Drunk commies, Eastern Newfoundland, Fugee-La, Gaeltach, Gnomish Republics, HC Eredivisie, Hunna, Huzen Hagen, Illich Jackal, Incenjucarania, JuNii, Kajeria, Kanabia, Kialle, Killer Bong, La Yuma, Lester P Jones, Nadkor, Nation of Fortune, Nation of Fortune, Nianacio, Petsburg, Ravea, Reasonabilityness, Rhellis, Right-Wing America, Sdaeriji, Seosavists, Shaed, Sheeping_Hollow, Shlarg, The Burnsian Desert, The Tribes Of Longton, Tonissia, Ussel Mammon, Willamena

Interesting, my vote got counted twice.
...that is weird...you died twice

...that is weird...you died twice
any idea how?

dont ask questions, try to come back to life again, that would be useful...then i could kill you errr...um..i mean study you, yea thats it, study you

dont ask questions, try to come back to life again, that would be useful...then i could kill you errr...um..i mean study you, yea thats it, study you
Right Wing Conservatives would kill you because of those words

and that would be their loss, if they kill me, then the world would be devoid of my genius. how could all of you people live without my being alive?

Poll Options
Are you alive
I'm alive
I'm not alive

Where is the option for both? :)

Where is the option for both? :)
Right here (http://www.somethingawful.com/nointelligence/index.htm)

*farts*

I stink therefor I am

they told me to alway answer that i exist, don't ask me why :eek:

I'm married w/ children, therefore officially deceased.

Yup, I'm alive.

Took me off artifcial respiration around a month ago!

- Asylum Nova

I'm married w/ children, therefore officially deceased.
lol :cool: