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JK vs JS

Los Banditos
11-12-2004, 03:40
What is the most striking dissimilarity between John Kerry and Joseph Stalin?

The only reason why this thread was made was for balance.
Dostanuot Loj
11-12-2004, 03:45
Everything, John Kerry's an idiot, and Stalin's the greatest man to ever live.
Besides, I'd bet everything I own that in a fight, Stalin could beat Kerry hands down.
Quagmir
11-12-2004, 03:53
good, good, balance is good. symmetry is also good. Balance and symmetry, very good.
BLARGistania
11-12-2004, 03:55
good, good, balance is good. symmetry is also good. Balance and symmetry, very good.

ying and yang. . . au mane padme oum.
Superpower07
11-12-2004, 04:03
It really should be JC vs JS.

Hmmm, Jon Stewart vs Jim Carrey; this should be interesting
Kramers Intern
11-12-2004, 04:36
It really should be JC vs JS.

Hmmm, Jon Stewart vs Jim Carrey; this should be interesting

JON STEWART!
Los Banditos
11-12-2004, 13:10
bump...because somebody decided to bump the other thread
Kanabia
11-12-2004, 13:11
Haha, not bad.

The chin? :D
JuNii
11-12-2004, 13:12
Everything, John Kerry's an idiot, and Stalin's the greatest man to ever live.
Besides, I'd bet everything I own that in a fight, Stalin could beat Kerry hands down.But what if Kerry's hands were not down?
Kanabia
11-12-2004, 13:16
Doesn't matter, because even if Kerry beat up Stalin, he'd go home and find an assassin hiding in his toilet.
Quagmir
11-12-2004, 13:24
Stalin smoked that pipe, Kerry doesn't smoke in public, does he?
Kanabia
11-12-2004, 13:26
Stalin smoked that pipe, Kerry doesn't smoke in public, does he?

EDIT - Oh wait, I get it.
Los Banditos
11-12-2004, 13:37
Doesn't matter, because even if Kerry beat up Stalin, he'd go home and find an assassin hiding in his toilet.
But Ol' Joesph would remain paranoid for the rest of his life. Always looking over his sholder, digging up graves...
Perkeleenmaa
11-12-2004, 19:35
Certainly it's foreign policy. Josif Stalin created a system where the Kreml controls communist organisations in other countries. We're yet to see local chapters of the U.S. Democratic party outside U.S.

Another thing, of course, is that Stalin attempted to invade countries that didn't attack the Soviet Union. Don't see Kerry doing similar decisions...

(No, I will not apologise for the correct spellings "Josif" and "Kreml".)
Goed Twee
11-12-2004, 23:55
Stalin has the 'stach

Therefore, Stalin wins :p
Los Banditos
12-12-2004, 01:59
Stalin has the 'stach

Therefore, Stalin wins :p
And not just any. His mustache shows power and strength. If I were to ever grow one, that would be the kind I want.
Goed Twee
12-12-2004, 02:27
And not just any. His mustache shows power and strength. If I were to ever grow one, that would be the kind I want.
Oh, yeah. There's a mustache...and then there's a DICTATOR stache. Stalin has the most awesome stache ever.
Eichen
12-12-2004, 02:33
JON STEWART!
Stewart is the obvious champ there bro.
Los Banditos
12-12-2004, 02:35
Stewart is the obvious champ there bro.
Depends on the battle. Stewart would win almost all but Carrey would win the fight for better actor.
Socalist Peoples
12-12-2004, 02:36
Everything, John Kerry's an idiot, and Stalin's the greatest man to ever live.
Besides, I'd bet everything I own that in a fight, Stalin could beat Kerry hands down.

policy and everything aside.

Stalin was a fat old man, Kerry is a tall tough ex-WAR HERO, who is not fat and old
Goed Twee
12-12-2004, 02:40
policy and everything aside.

Stalin was a fat old man, Kerry is a tall tough ex-WAR HERO, who is not fat and old

But the stache man. The stache.

Besides, Stalin beat Hitler when they fought.
Los Banditos
12-12-2004, 02:42
But the stache man. The stache.

Besides, Stalin beat Hitler when they fought.
Both men were equally cunning but Stalin won in the end. Why? He had the better stache.
Goed Twee
12-12-2004, 02:44
Both men were equally cunning but Stalin won in the end. Why? He had the better stache.

Actually, there was a comic about Stalin fighting Hitler. I used to have it bookmarked, I wish I knew what I did with it :p
Dostanuot Loj
12-12-2004, 03:49
Stalin beat Hitler, then scared the piss out of the US... I doubt Kerry could scare a fly, and I know he couldn't beat anyone. So naturally, Stalin wins.
If he were still alive, I'd try to get his autograph.
Los Banditos
12-12-2004, 03:52
Stalin beat Hitler, then scared the piss out of the US... I doubt Kerry could scare a fly, and I know he couldn't beat anyone. So naturally, Stalin wins.
If he were still alive, I'd try to get his autograph.
I really like the society that we live in that says it is okay to like Stalin but you are evil if you like Hitler. Not that I have any love for Hitler, and I love Stalin. They were both evil dictators that killed lots of people.
Dostanuot Loj
12-12-2004, 03:58
I really like the society that we live in that says it is okay to like Stalin but you are evil if you like Hitler. Not that I have any love for Hitler, and I love Stalin. They were both evil dictators that killed lots of people.


I like them both, Hitler and Stalin were both cool dictators. I honestly couldn;t care what they did, because it's done.
But Stalin's better... too bad he's dead, I want his autograph to add to my collection of Dictators autographs.
Kanabia
12-12-2004, 11:04
Actually, there was a comic about Stalin fighting Hitler. I used to have it bookmarked, I wish I knew what I did with it :p

LOL, the Russian one? I've seen that.
Goed Twee
12-12-2004, 11:59
LOL, the Russian one? I've seen that.

Oh man, gimmie the link!

I really like the society that we live in that says it is okay to like Stalin but you are evil if you like Hitler. Not that I have any love for Hitler, and I love Stalin. They were both evil dictators that killed lots of people.

Eddie Izzard did a HILARIOUS piece on this :p

"And, um, but there were other mass murderers that got away with it! Stalin, killed many millions, died in his bed, well done there. Pol Pot killed 1.7 million Cambodians, died under house arrest, age 72. Well done indeed. And the reason we let it – them get away with it is because they killed their own people. And we’re sort of fine with that. Ah, help yourself, you know. We’ve been trying to kill you for ages! So kill your own people, ohh, right on there. Seems to be, Hitler killed people next door – awwww…stupid man. After a couple of years, we won’t stand for that, will we?

And I th – Pol Pot killed 1.7 million people. We can’t even deal with that. I think, you know, we think if – if somebody kills someone, that’s murder, you go to prison. You kill 10 people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, that’s what they do. Twenty people, you go to a hospital, they look through a small window at you forever. And over that, we can’t deal with it, you know? Someone’s killed 100,000 people. We’re almost going, “…Well done! You killed 100,000 people? Ahhh. You must get up very early in the morning. I can’t even get down the gin! Your diary must look odd. Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death, lunch…death, death, death afternoon tea…death, death, death, quick shower.” You know. So, uh, so I suppose we’re glad that Pol Pot’s under house arrest – you know, 1.7 million people. At least he – we know where he is – under house arrest. Just don’t go in that fucking house, you know? "
Kanabia
12-12-2004, 12:04
Oh man, gimmie the link!

Found it!

http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/1.html :D
Los Banditos
12-12-2004, 12:10
Found it!

http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/1.html :D
I remember that! Too bad I actually can not read it.
Kanabia
12-12-2004, 12:11
I remember that! Too bad I actually can not read it.

I can't either, the English translations are underneath. :)
Los Banditos
12-12-2004, 12:15
I can't either, the English translations are underneath. :)
Ohhh...just now saw that.