NationStates Jolt Archive


Boneless Chicken

Keruvalia
11-12-2004, 02:37
It probably will not surprise you that this Christmas I am going to ask you to think of the boneless, especially chicken who are boneless. Chickens cannot vote governments that harm them out like adults do, and this is the season to be charitable (unless you're some hippy who thinks you should be charitable all year round). Yes, yes, I know there are chickens in Africa who are starving, but 40% of them have HIV/AIDS and will die soon anyway, plus whenever I talk about HIV/AIDS I am often told that it's a faggot disease created by Jesus to keep those homos down (like the backs of buses were built to keep them niggers away from us white folk until that Rosa Parkes).

Anyway, this year I ask you to donate money to the ONLY country that's biggest group of boneless people are in fact chickens. 'Who is this tin pot third world nation?' I hear someone ask? Why, the good ole United States of America. These Americans are SO POOR that they do not have the money to keep their chicken off the streets. So please, this year donate to America.
Infinite Power
11-12-2004, 03:15
Donate by boning chicks in america??? sure why not

mm I couldve misread something but I dunno what
Lunatic Goofballs
11-12-2004, 03:19
Donate by boning chicks in america??? sure why not

mm I couldve misread something but I dunno what

It doens't matter. Your approach makes a lot more sense. Can you send some of those chicks my way? :D
Goed Twee
11-12-2004, 03:28
Maybe if the USA stopped waging war on the other side of the road so much, it could donate more money to the chickens.
New Genoa
11-12-2004, 03:39
Think of the chickens.
Violets and Kitties
11-12-2004, 03:43
Maybe if the USA stopped waging war on the other side of the road so much, it could donate more money to the chickens.

Which came first - the bomb or the boneless chicken?