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Just out of interest, what are everyone's plans for world domination?

You'll find out in about 12 years....

Just a bit of advice, buy an umbrella.

To not tell you...


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alright a hint, be sure to have balls of steel so they cannot be chopped off.



heh, j/k

People seem to be very quiet about their global domination plans.

All I'll say is that I'm not out to RULE anybody. *nods and grins*

Easy, take a bunch of nukes and bomb the world. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Comeon guys, a little imagination, please.

My most recent was to use a computing firm to play with businesses' forecasts, to encourage them to subcontract out small, vital parts of their industries - this would allow me to acquire said vital sections and then extort the businesses. The resulting economic control was to allow me to buy ownership of most govts. Sadly I seem to have been beaten to this.

Militarily, the obvious place to rule the world from is the Holy Land, as it gives easy access to 3 continents, and (with the appropriate building of infrastructure) would control trade between the 3. However, I think the Messiah has beaten to me to it, judging by OT prophecy, so I’m now looking at the options of ‘vulturing’, picking up the scraps of the planet he’s not interested in, and hoping my support will mean he doesn’t mind.

Really, it makes more sense to acquire other planets now; getting a claim on Venus or mars would be easier and (in the long term) more productive than this battered planet.

Well, okay. Step one of my plan is to spread lunacy through word and action. Once I have ten willing disciples that will do anything I command(or looks fun), I will begin Step Two.

Step Two is to use my DNA to create a gene-resequencing virus that can be propagated by nanites. These nanites will spread the virus throughout people's entire systems with tremendous speed, allowing for a complete rewrite of a person's DNA before rejection can be an issue.

This DNA resequencing will make everybody on Earth as nutty as I am.

Eventually, chaos will ensue and nations will collapse. The religions of the world will be consumed in the fires of political upheavals as a New World Order establishes itself. I will be hailed as Mankind's Savior.

Then the amusement parks will start to sprout up everywhere.

*blissful sigh*

Lol

To not tell you...


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alright a hint, be sure to have balls of steel so they cannot be chopped off.



heh, j/k
pssh i've already struck a deal to keep my balls and get part of the south pacific, though thats a big warm for me, might trade it for the canadian border area

Just out of interest, what are everyone's plans for world domination?
I plan to start small.

First. Cave domination

subvert the popular paradigms with my charm and influence. Then take control. Watch out everyone . . .:)

Hole up in the mountains and wait for my Jesus. :)

My plans involve LARGE clouds of gas.. possible Mustard, Sarin or Chorine. Since I simply love chemical weapons.
And having every country on earth engage in a massive bloody WW1 style trench warfare, but with tactical nukes.

Just out of interest, what are everyone's plans for world domination?
Write a best-selling novel that is shocking and controversial. Plug it on national TV talk shows and say and do outrageous things. Make scenes, make the news. Branch off into other media like music and movies. The name of the game is name recognition. Finally, run for office on a refreshing, innovative platform. People who are hungry for change in their lives will vote for me. If there are enough of them....
Then again, my plan relies on the people who just elected George W. Bush.

Then again, my plan relies on the people who just elected George W. Bush.

Well, if religion and politics can brainwash them, why can't you?

Step 1: Devise a formula to make calorie-free, fat-free chocolate that still manages to maintain the taste, texture, and chemical properties of high quality chocolate...

Hypnosis is involved. As is all of your nuclear waste.

If I told you I would have to kill you, but then again I would have to kill you anyway, so it doesn't matter.

First i'm going to take over a third world nation, this is how (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/war.php) after I do that I will boost their economy to the point where it is a small superpower, in the mean time I will have operatives in main targets so I will be able to know all their inside info at a moments notice. I will then use the military to take over surrounding nations. My military will grow in power and I will be able to take over the world from that

Or I might try building a religion (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/comforteagle.php)

but avast, the Mormons are beating me in the religious sector. They already have an army and a space program.

My theory is, this kinda thing has gotta go in stages. First, you need access to money and a military presence. Best way to do this is to get elected head of a very small african country which you can use to form alliances with larger ones. Now, you need real credibility.

You're going to win a Nobel peace prize for brokering a comprimise with India on the issue of Kashmir. You do this by cutting a five year deal with the Indian Prime minister: they gives up Kashmir, and you'll help him take over China in five years time. Between now and then, you need some kind of strategy to prevent you getting attacked, and possibly combine this with some major annexing of territory and consolidation of power into a safe place. The target: Europe.

Low levels of national defence, so not hard to conquer. Now you're in a position to destabilise America economically, by cutting off all trade between Europe and America. The only way they can deal with this is to open up relations with China to a massive degree. Now you reveal the plan that you had with India to China, and have the Indian PM assassinated, thus gaining you incredibly strong support with China. India has a few nukes, but they can be sabotaged. China has far more, and so they now have the power to hold India to ransom. China, under your direction, will cut off all trade with America (in exchange for a much better deal with annexed Europe) and America will be crippled economically by their lack of trade.

With America in a depression, China as an ally, India held by China, Europe held by you, and an allied Africa as your starting point, you've got pretty much everywhere except Russia and Australia under your thumb. The problem though is what would happen if China rose up against you. Well, you're gonna pursuade China that its in their interests to appoint a vice-dictator. The vice-dictator for China would be one of your men, and the one for your country would be from China. So if either of you (you and the Chinese premier) were to die, your alliance would fall, in totality, under the purview of the other. The instant you sign this deal, or possibly a couple of hours before, you'd better take a trip to Afghanistan and hide out in some caves for a few weeks, cos if you don't, you're gonna get assassinated. A month later, after the Chinese premier has been assassinated and the chinese's deputy to your side of the alliance has been bumped off, you can emerge to find China-India under the control of your commander.

Finally we're in a position to take over Russia. Learning a lesson from history, we are not, repeat NOT, going to attack Russia in the winter. That plan has failed about eight times now, so clearly its not very good. No, we're going to attack in the summer, simultaneously from China and from Europe.

Now you're done. You could take America if you like, but theres not much point in doing any more than securing the old nuclear silos. The world is at your feet.

but avast, the Mormons are beating me in the religious sector. They already have an army and a space program.
The Mormons, I hadn't thought of this. Do you think I could take America early if I went to the Mormons and offered them the holy land in exchange?

The Mormons, I hadn't thought of this. Do you think I could take America early if I went to the Mormons and offered them the holy land in exchange?
Quite possibly, but I wouldn't trust their space program to much.

Step 1: Gain military experience in the army.
Step 2: Join revolution in some South American nation. Lead the rebels to victory and become the new leader.
Step 3: Help out other rebels in neighboring nations to become President of South America
Step 4: Give South America to the US as a gift which shall help me run for the US Presidency.
Step 5: Become US President
Step 6: Use military might to take over world.

i on the other hand kick all of you plans *ss!

first i will sue McDonalds for making people fat, or some other rediculous case

then i will buy the stock of all the sperm banks in the world(or at least the biggest, then i will buy out all the sperm)

i shall make, not a radar, not a gaydar, but a gay gun (or gay virus, spread by nano robots), that will mess with the hormones and such of all males(cept for me) in the world! and turn them well, gay! haha! and then the women ungay will rely on me for reproductive purposes(after the sperm banks run out! which will make me incredibly rich! to fund projects)

i will enlist them in an army of women, to take out the politicians and take over world!!!! and destroy all the lawers!!!haha

Step 1: Gain military experience in the army.
Step 2: Join revolution in some South American nation. Lead the rebels to victory and become the new leader.
Step 3: Help out other rebels in neighboring nations to become President of South America
Step 4: Give South America to the US as a gift which shall help me run for the US Presidency.
Step 5: Become US President
Step 6: Use military might to take over world.

our current military might(army wise) aint doin too well...their re enlisting old ladies! if youve seen...

garret, that was the stupidist plan i have ever heard.

You ever seen Barney?

yeah, I'm gonna use it to brainwash little kids to kill their parents.

garret, that was the stupidist plan i have ever heard.

youll be saying its "splendiddly-endous" when your gay (maniacle laugh) ahahahhahahahhahah

youll be saying its "splendiddly-endous" when your gay (maniacle laugh) ahahahhahahahhahah
And I will watch as my real plan to take over the world destroys you

And I will watch as my real plan to take over the world destroys you

but in order to complete your plans...youd have to be able to negate or be immune to the gay hormones...which could only mean...your gay already...touche` indeed mr candyman...hmmm i'll have to send my not so gay lady assasin b*tches after you...i hope you sleep with one eye open...

but in order to complete your plans...youd have to be able to negate or be immune to the gay hormones...which could only mean...your gay already...touche` indeed mr candyman...hmmm i'll have to send my not so gay lady assasin b*tches after you...i hope you sleep with one eye open...
I'm not gay, I assure you that much, but what is this sleep you talk of? and my plan doesn't matter weather I'm gay or not, because it involves a good amount of brainwashing, and a severe lack of empathy.

good plans but heres mine

i call it Operation: Armageddon
first and formost join either with the Illuminati, or Freemasons (they rule the world as it is)
background info first. make china and russia ally up first.cause china has a 200mil man army. and russia....well.....russia is just a nutty dictatorship waiting to reform.

Stage One Fall of the US: have the russian government centeralize and have china ally up with them. then cause china to attack taiwann and the Philiphines to draw the US in to a war to distract her and gain Japan as a ally. then using Russias nuclear weapons nuke the crap of the US then have Mexico as an ally so you can have a major gap in US defenses. along with Nicaragua and cuba and mexican forces push all the way up to kansas. and at the same time have paratroopers invade every part of the US. Note* militias here in the US will most likely be of use but some can be your downfall. then take out the remaing US forces.

Stage 2 World War 3 and the NWO
this war comes directly from the bible. the russian attempt to take israel. along with your allies having defeated the US Israels physicall protector march toward jerusalem and now you may wind up gettin defeated thats ok you are supposed to you try again in a few years right now the Illuminati have set up the New World Order now time to inforce it.

Stage 3 Revolution in America

whats this in the Old United States the remaining survivors and whats this even our own soldiers have taken up arms against your alliance. as this army maches toward the sea your forces dwendle and thiers grow they bear the christain and american flags and your forces are getting stomped in to the sea. NO NO they have won and wait whats this china is goin aginst russia. now they are makin a piece treaty. by now its the 3rd year and the world potentate has went nuts he is now callin him self christ and killin anyone who is oppsing him and makin people take a mark of alliance.

Stage 4 The Battle of Armageddon
China and Russia have now made a piece alliance again and the potentate has est. the NWO army and is goin to march on the christians in jerusalem the ones ones in america are too powerful to deal with now because they defeated a 2 to 3 billion armed forces in 2 years. now the march to jerusalem
so the potentate can claim the throne for himself and no other.

but wait whats this the sun is dark and the moon is blood red?

oh no whats that light?

My god its full of stars.......................

and you know what the rest is

i hope yall enjoy that

I'm not gay, I assure you that much, but what is this sleep you talk of? and my plan doesn't matter weather I'm gay or not, because it involves a good amount of brainwashing, and a severe lack of empathy.

but you cant brainwash gay peopl!!!!! its strategically impossible(do you like my big words) you can only brainwash straight people!!!!

but you cant brainwash gay peopl!!!!! its strategically impossible(do you like my big words) you can only brainwash straight people!!!!
How is it impossible to brain wash gay people? they used to do it all the time. But it won't involve he gay people so that doesn't matter

those were big words?

those were big words?
lets just say if i told you, id just confuse you more...

How is it impossible to brain wash gay people? they used to do it all the time. But it won't involve he gay people so that doesn't matter

its not how its impossible, its how its possible, please give me one way!

lets just say if i told you, id just confuse you more...
How about this, I don't usually consider those big words because I use them in everyday language.

its not how its impossible, its how its possible, please give me one way!
I'll say this I've had my mind twisted in so many sick ways that I value human life no more than I value a bugs life, so training an unstoppable army would be easy.

I'll say this I've had my mind twisted in so many sick ways that I value human life no more than I value a bugs life, so training an unstoppable army would be easy.

of bugs?

of bugs?
No, not bugs, something more powerful, but still human. After reading your previous question multiple times, I finally got your question, Homosexual people have been brainwashed for the longest time, haven't you ever heard of Homosexual rehabilitation camps?

How about this, I don't usually consider those big words because I use them in everyday language.

we all know you looked um up on dictionary.com

we all know you looked um up on dictionary.com
What are you a seventh grader?

No, not bugs, something more powerful, but still human. After reading your previous question multiple times, I finally got your question, Homosexual people have been brainwashed for the longest time, haven't you ever heard of Homosexual rehabilitation camps?

those wouldnt happen to be the same camps they had in WWII...would they mr candyman?

those wouldnt happen to be the same camps they had in WWII...would they mr candyman?
No, far from it. More like a boarding school.

Sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads!

Finding the most likely up-coming ruler of the world, and getting involved somehow (romantically is always good, but some are set up to avoid that sort of thing, so I have alternate plans).

Then, as long as they're doing basically what I would do, and I'm getting fringe benefits, it's all good.

The minute that stops though, they'll have trouble leading for all the daggers in their back/front/eyeballs.

And the best part is that it's a win-win-win situation for me... either I get everything I want, or I become ruler of the world, or I get to be outsmarted *by* the ruler of the world (evil overlord fetish + evil overlord = happy) .

I'm telling you, people. All your plans will come to naught when you are all hopelessly insane and playing in mud when you're not engaging in groin kicks and games of stun gun tag.

Nanites. That's where it's at. *nod* Nanites and gene therapy. Ahhh hahahahaha!!!

I'm telling you, people. All your plans will come to naught when you are all hopelessly insane and playing in mud when you're not engaging in groin kicks and games of stun gun tag.

Nanites. That's where it's at. *nod* Nanites and gene therapy. Ahhh hahahahaha!!!
Wasn't it you that was shocking the hell out friends with a stun gun, while they did the same to you?

anyway i think you should check this (http://www.triggur.org/plan/) plan out, it seems right up your alley

My plans involve LARGE clouds of gas.. possible Mustard, Sarin or Chorine. Since I simply love chemical weapons.
And having every country on earth engage in a massive bloody WW1 style trench warfare, but with tactical nukes.

VX, bitch! :D Much more deadly.

My plans involve me gradually taking cities and expanding my new empire (within the U.S.). Then, when it's large enough, I'll make a grab and buy out the American economy and industry. Then I'll threaten to nuke the shit out of the world unless they let me rule them.

That plus I'll have that 1000 year living thing down pat.

I'm going to "liberate" the world from the mental slavery of their current oppressors then immediately reimprint them to be my slaves, as unknowing of their servitude as they are now. Or I won't. One of the two.

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First you want to kill me. Now you want to know my plans.
*Gives Spoffin an evil look*

I will slowly bring down the system from the inside via economic and measures to weaken the world before I sweep through with my mighty forces. As you can see, the effects of my efforts are already starting to be seen. I have weakened the world's one remaining superpower by weakening its once mighty dollar, manipulating its people into re-electing a fool who has weakened their economy and divided them politically (yes, I am using Bush as a puppet for my own political gain), and causing internal strife over matters that should have no meaning.

I have weakened the UN by allowing the US to bypass it completely in its invasion of Iraq and creating a mysterious scandal around its Secretary-General Kofi Annan. ANd the middle-East is already unstable, Africa and latin AMerica can'tdefend themselves either, smae with Africa and Canada, and once i Have taken them over Asia and Europe will comme easily. Then for Australia who also can't defend themselves. Yes, the tables have turned in favor of me. HAHAHA!

Here's my plan:

You know furbys? Everybody loves furby! So I'll make an ULTRA-FURBY®, that can actually speak English, Spanish, etc. AND furbish! While everybody is obsessed with their ULTRA-FURBIES® I'll take over several news corporations illegally, and declare that in each ULTRA-FURBY® there is a small thermo-nuclear device that can be set off at a press of a button (and the button would happen to be in my pocket).
Then I have the world at my feet, and I'll have a damn good time being dictat- ... leader of Earth.

Here's my plan:

You know furbys? Everybody loves furby! So I'll make an ULTRA-FURBY®, that can actually speak English, Spanish, etc. AND furbish! While everybody is obsessed with their ULTRA-FURBIES® I'll take over several news corporations illegally, and declare that in each ULTRA-FURBY® there is a small thermo-nuclear device that can be set off at a press of a button (and the button would happen to be in my pocket).
Then I have the world at my feet, and I'll have a damn good time being dictat- ... leader of Earth.
Due to their recording and repeating nature, furbies are banned in all major government building.

I'm not kidding.

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