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I currently have a pint of wine in front of me. What should I do with it?

The problem being that if I start it I will want a fag, bur I have none and will have to trek for ages to get a pack

Is it red or white?

Is it good wine or cheap plonk?

Do you have any food, and a means to cook food handy?

Drink it. No, wait. Drive to the liquor store, buy more, then drink it.

What should I do with it?

Pour it into your monitor, it deserves a tasty reward for all those images it shows.

Is it red or white?

Is it good wine or cheap plonk?

Do you have any food, and a means to cook food handy?
White, cheap Tesco's Muscadet to be exact (around three quid).

Already had a meal (chicken with garlic and onion sauce with rice and peas, who said a student can't eat well :D ).

Get a priest to bless it. Then if it burns you, we should get together for a night of fun. :D

Pour it in a bucket and dip your head in it until your hair turns purple. Then start a third rate "punk" band like blink 182 and make millions of dollars. Give me 10, no make that 50 percent of your earnings.

Drink it. No, wait. Drive to the liquor store, buy more, then drink it.
Don't have a car, and don't fancy walking around Liverpool semi drunk looking for more booze :D

Pour it in a bucket and dip your head in it until your hair turns purple. Then start a third rate "punk" band like blink 182 and make millions of dollars. Give me 10, no make that 50 percent of your earnings.
35%. Final offer.

Get a priest to bless it. Then if it burns you, we should get together for a night of fun. :D
Fuck it. My priest in training freind has gone out tonight. Damn Catholics!

Must be normail wine rather then sacremental. Bollox

Put your shoes on.

Chug the plonk.

Go buy some fags.

35%. Final offer.
Deal, but I get to drink the wine.

Put your shoes on.

Chug the plonk.

Go buy some fags.
Get behind me satan :D
OK, I did it. But that doesn't mean anything, honest

I'm drinking Beast Light...I never had any such hesitation....

I'm drinking Beast Light...I never had any such hesitation....
Well, it isn't the first thing I have drunk tonight ;) :D

Well, it isn't the first thing I have drunk tonight ;) :D

My first today...

Well I think you have five hours on me

My first today...

Well I think you have five hours on me
:D

First

Did you purchace it? or was it a gift?

Second

Is it currently opened and chilled?

First

Did you purchace it? or was it a gift?

Purshaced, but meant to be a gift for someone else (I buy something else tommorow)

Second

Is it currently opened and chilled?
Opened, in a pint glass, by my left elbow.

Cheers, you thoughtless bastard :D

Cheers, you thoughtless bastard :D
Will, is that you? Sorry I buy you one tomorrow.

no not will :)

enjoy the wine

no not will :)

enjoy the wine
Thanks.

Just started it to (amzing self restraint on my part)

:D

How's the pint of wine coming along?

How's the pint of wine coming along?
Just sated it/ 'bout 1/5 of the way through.

Thanks.

Just started it to (amzing self restraint on my part)

:D

I'd say! (you're still thoughtless..)

I'd say! (you're still thoughtless..)
Hey I'm sompleytely sober, I'm IIrisha;fcv fafkavf ......

now you need cigs, yes? :headbang:

It's not SPAM, ... It's ... Performance Art !! Yes, Performance art.

rofl

now you need cigs, yes? :headbang:
Already done ;)

(yes I walked 15 mins to Tesco's, I'm a sad case I know)

I hearby sue you for breach of our oral contract. You owe me 20 million dollars.

rofl


Nice to be appreciated

*bows*

I hearby sue you for breach of our oral contract. You owe me 20 million dollars.
Hey, we haven't released a single yet. But if you here of a band called "Perfidious Pepper" contact me and you will be given roylaties.

Nice to be appreciated

*bows*
Do you really waht to be appreciated by a drunk :confused:
Anyhow, I would I appreciate sober too :D

bumpity

careful my friend, you'll spill your wine, bumping about like that.

careful my friend, you'll spill your wine, bumping about like that.
Hey, I',m used to it. I have just learned not to bump aroun my compter ;)

Damn keyboard gets stcky

Anyway. I am going to bed so this will be my final bump

Damn keyboard gets stcky
NS isn't that exciting

Is it :eek:

depends