NationStates Jolt Archive


United Fruit Company

Quagmir
10-12-2004, 15:51
It has done wonders in keeping the commies at bay and protecting freedom. Why are people so ungrateful? Especially those in Central America? :headbang:
Conceptualists
10-12-2004, 15:53
Well, commies don't want to keep commies at bay.
Kanabia
10-12-2004, 15:53
? What do these uh, marvellous people do, exactly?
Lacadaemon
10-12-2004, 15:54
It has done wonders in keeping the commies at bay and protecting freedom. Why are people so ungrateful? Especially those in Central America? :headbang:

Banana daiquiris on the beach. Honduran prostitutes. What on earth was wrong with that plan.
Conceptualists
10-12-2004, 15:55
? What do these uh, marvellous people do, exactly?
Install pro american puppet dictators
Conceptualists
10-12-2004, 15:55
Banana daiquiris on the beach. Honduran prostitutes. What on earth was wrong with that plan.
Banana daiquiris are nowhere near as good as flaming sambukas
Quagmir
10-12-2004, 15:59
Where are the flames? This was meant to be flamebait! Where is BL in this hour of dire need?
Conceptualists
10-12-2004, 16:02
Where are the flames? This was meant to be flamebait! Where is BL in this hour of dire need?
http://www.flowersdirectory.co.uk/products/AL_SAMBUKA.jpg

You know what to do with it ;)
Kanabia
10-12-2004, 16:06
Install pro american puppet dictators
Ah yes, that sounds like freedom on American terms.
Von Witzleben
10-12-2004, 16:34
Ah yes. I read about them a long time ago. In a GI Joe comic. They are real dirt bags.
Lacadaemon
10-12-2004, 16:45
Where are the flames? This was meant to be flamebait! Where is BL in this hour of dire need?


they DOS him. :(

I liked him, he was funny,
Sinuhue
10-12-2004, 17:04
Except they aren't called United Fruit anymore...they are now Dole.
Quagmir
10-12-2004, 22:35
Except they aren't called United Fruit anymore...they are now Dole.

*spits pineapple*

Are they still playing farmer in South America, or are they doing officially working for their governwent? :)