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Based on the recent number of posts regarding the practice, many of you have thought about it.
Here's my question: Under what circumstances would you personally resort to cannibalism, if you knew no jury in the world would convict you?

Me? i'd say a mild sense of agitation at the person involved, but i'm a bit unbalanced.

If it was for survival.

Perhaps I was stranded somewhere with another person. That person was injured somehow, and unable to make the long trek to safety. Both starving, I could make it if I had some energy. The other peoson wouldn't make it either way.

Still, I would hate myself for a good while afterwards. That's really gross and fucked up.

I usually find that too much occures when I am full. Sometimes I just can't stop eating..

If I was a Cow I would resort to cannibalism since I like Beef.
Or if I was a Pig cos porks not too shabby either.

If I was a Cow I would resort to cannibalism since I like Beef.
Or if I was a Pig cos porks not too shabby either.

Autocannibalism doesn't count.

I usually find that too much occures when I am full. Sometimes I just can't stop eating..

That wasn't the prompt, that was the header. i'm glad you can read, but i wish you would.

If it was for survival.

Perhaps I was stranded somewhere with another person. That person was injured somehow, and unable to make the long trek to safety. Both starving, I could make it if I had some energy. The other peoson wouldn't make it either way.

Still, I would hate myself for a good while afterwards. That's really gross and fucked up.

Come on, it couldn't taste that bad; and it wouldn't be too traumatic if you didn't really know the person.

No comment on mine eh? I still can't believe that I actually thought of a good reason for it...blah...

No comment on mine eh? I still can't believe that I actually thought of a good reason for it...blah...

look again, baby.

Come on, it couldn't taste that bad; and it wouldn't be too traumatic if you didn't really know the person.

You, sir, are fucked up. Couldn't taste that bad? It's still murder. Looking at the body before you as you bit down into its flesh...gross as hell.

look again, baby.

We went to post at the same time...lol

You, sir, are fucked up. Couldn't taste that bad? It's still murder. Looking at the body before you as you bit down into its flesh...gross as hell.

Well, it is murder, that's true. Are you implying that you wouldn't mind if it was served to you, say at a restaurant? What about with a mango chutney?
What if it was someone like the other posters to this thread, who can't spell "Occurs" correctly? Would you still feel bad?

Well, it is murder, that's true. Are you implying that you wouldn't mind if it was served to you, say at a restaurant? What about with a mango chutney?
What if it was someone like the other posters to this thread, who can't spell "Occurs" correctly? Would you still feel bad?

Yeah...just the thought of eating them makes me sick. Killing them...eh...still touchy...

But eating them is still gross...especially if it was served to me. Who knows...I might be next!

Autocannibalism doesn't count.
I said I would eat Beef If I was a Cow or Pork if I was a Pig (although if I were a muslim or jewish pig I would face quite the moral quandry) I didnt specify eating myself so I am not sure what made you mention autocannibalism.

I, being odd and adventuresome, would try it just to see what it tastes like, but only if i was literally given the chance.

Yeah...just the thought of eating them makes me sick. Killing them...eh...still touchy...

But eating them is still gross...especially if it was served to me. Who knows...I might be next!

What if you were only told afterward, think you'd puke or ask for seconds?

Based on the recent number of posts regarding the practice, many of you have thought about it.
Here's my question: Under what circumstances would you personally resort to cannibalism, if you knew no jury in the world would convict you?

Me? i'd say a mild sense of agitation at the person involved, but i'm a bit unbalanced.

A census taker one tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Ksksksksksksksksksks. . .

"Baby... the other, other white meat."

For me... if it was a matter of survival... and the entree was willing.

and i'll still probably puke afterwards...

I, being odd and adventuresome, would try it just to see what it tastes like, but only if i was literally given the chance.

That's the spirit! Even if you had to kill them yourself?

I would resort to cannabalism if it were the new cool fad in the media, or I was deathly bored, and hungry.

That's the spirit! Even if you had to kill them yourself?
yes, even if I had to kill them myself. Actually that might be the easy part, killing them I mean.

"Baby... the other, other white meat."

For me... if it was a matter of survival... and the entree was willing.

and i'll still probably puke afterwards...

If they were willing to let you eat them, giving up their survival for yours, wouldn't you feel terrible throwing them up?

That wasn't the prompt, that was the header. i'm glad you can read, but i wish you would.

No need to be a dick, now.

In all seriousness, it would have to be a case of survival. And maybe they would have to be dead already. I'm not the type to do something for personal gain.

yes, even if I had to kill them myself. Actually that might be the easy part, killing them I mean.

You sound like my type of guy.

What if you were only told afterward, think you'd puke or ask for seconds?

I'd probably puke...instant reaction...or simply disbelieve them.

You sound like my type of guy.
thanks
BTW I must admit your name is quite interesting
Hey! California's awfully close

If they were willing to let you eat them, giving up their survival for yours, wouldn't you feel terrible throwing them up?

Haha...that's horrible...lol

Cannibalism messes with too many things...too many minds...

thanks
BTW I must admit your name is quite interesting

Just kidding, you make me sick. Republican, aren't you?

Just kidding, you make me sick. Republican, aren't you?
no actually, I don't carry a political affiliation. I just don't care that much

Haha...that's horrible...lol

Cannibalism messes with too many things...too many minds...

Well, wouldn't you? If someone let me eat them so i could live instead of them, and i couldn't hold them down, i'd probably feel guilty enough to kill myself.

Course I would.

On my moral scale all plants and animals are equal. And since humans are animals and I have to eat something, I would eat human if given the chance.

But I wouldn't kill it. I will not kill anything that moves significantly when I try to kill it.

Except bugs.

no actually, I don't carry a political affiliation. I just don't care that much

Wow, somehow you made yourself even worse. At least i know you're probably not voting then.

Wow, somehow you made yourself even worse. At least i know you're probably not voting then.
If i could have, I would have voted for Kerry

Course I would.

On my moral scale all plants and animals are equal. And since humans are animals and I have to eat something, I would eat human if given the chance.

But I wouldn't kill it. I will not kill anything that moves significantly when I try to kill it.

Except bugs.

i'm a buddhist, so i couldn't agree more, but what about plants? Studies show that many plants, including corn and rice, two of the three largest cache crops in history, communicate distress to one another when their survival is threatened...

If i could have, I would have voted for Kerry

That's nice, run along and play. </flame>

That's nice, run along and play. </flame>
no, this has caught my eye *salivates*

Based on the recent number of posts regarding the practice, many of you have thought about it.
Here's my question: Under what circumstances would you personally resort to cannibalism, if you knew no jury in the world would convict you?

Me? i'd say a mild sense of agitation at the person involved, but i'm a bit unbalanced.


I say now, and have always said ...

If you and I are stuck on a mountain top or in a desert, and if you can't keep up with me, you're food. Period.

But, then, I am the crazy Army Ranger type ...

no, this has caught my eye *salivates*

You know what, i really can't bring myself to dislike you as much as the other people that aggravate me on this forum, simply because your spelling and grammar are excellent. If you want to stay, please do, but contribute to the subject at hand or watch quietly. Thanks.

I say now, and have always said ...

If you and I are stuck on a mountain top or in a desert, and if you can't keep up with me, you're food. Period.

Spoken like a true Ksatria.

You know what, i really can't bring myself to dislike you as much as the other people that aggravate me on this forum, simply because your spelling and grammar are excellent. If you want to stay, please do, but contribute to the subject at hand or watch quietly. Thanks.
Ok, I will be sure to do that. Thanks by the way

Republican, aren't you?

As if there's something wrong with that...

As if there's something wrong with that...

i'm biased. Notice my location.

bring it on

bring it on

That's quite a first post you got there, kiddo.

Does the fact that I would eat my childs placenta, make me a cannibal. No.

Cooking Your Placenta!
There are several sumptuous recipes around so that you can enjoy cooking and eating your placenta;
this one is for roasting it:-

Work on the basis that each placenta weighs approximately 1/6 of the baby's weight. To prepare a placenta, cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes.


Roast Placenta

1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
1 onion
1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)

Method
(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)

1. Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
2. Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
3. Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.

Serve and enjoy!

Dehydrating your placenta!
Instead of cooking your placenta whole, you can dehydrate it and then add it to meals! The following method is extracted from an article entitled "Thinking About Eating Your Placenta?" by Susan James, which appeared in the winter 1996 issue of "The Compleat Mother". It was discovered posted on a newsgroup noticeboard, so we cannot absolutely guarantee its authenticity, or that it is an actual verbatim account of the magazine article.

Method
"Cut off the cord and membranes. Steam the placenta, adding lemon grass, pepper and ginger to the steaming water. The placenta is "done" when no blood comes out when you pierce it with a fork. Cut the placenta into thin slices (like making jerky) and bake in a low-heat oven (200-250 degrees F), until it is dry and crumbly (several hours). Crush the placenta into a powder - using a food processor, blender, mortar and pestle, or by putting it in a bag and grinding it with rocks. Put the powder into empty gel caps (available at drug and health food stores) or just add a spoonful to your cereal, blender drink, etc. The recommended doses vary, some suggest up to 4 capsules a day, others just one. Perhaps the best advice is to take what makes you feel good".

i'm biased. Notice my location.

What does your location have to do with anything?

The majority of Californian counties voted Republican.

Does the fact that I would eat my childs placenta, make me a cannibal. No.


But a placenta isn't human flesh, it's just a sack of protein that was protecting the baby when it was in the womb.

Does the fact that I would eat my childs placenta, make me a cannibal. No.

...post on cooking and eating placentas follows...

Perhaps the best advice is to take what makes you feel good".

Well... um....

that just blows me right out of the damn water. i think i'll give up this thread now. As a shock-poster i simply can't keep up any more. i think i'll buy a walker, feed squirrels at the park and yell at kids in my yard.

Does the fact that I would eat my childs placenta, make me a cannibal. No.



*spew*

Well... um....

that just blows me right out of the damn water. i think i'll give up this thread now. As a shock-poster i simply can't keep up any more. i think i'll buy a walker, feed squirrels at the park and yell at kids in my yard.
Sounds like a plan, I'll just go out and..........well anyway, you get the picture.

exactly.

I just wanted to add this to the thread, cos it come close to the subject.
So, you added this to the conversation why?

haha
I'm not deleting my post

Google
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Suggestions:

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Interesting, there may be a niche market in this.

What does your location have to do with anything?

The majority of Californian counties voted Republican.

And yet the majority of Californians voted Democratic, by a large margin.
Thank you, Gerrymandering!

Interesting, there may be a niche market in this.


no, you spelled cannibalism wrong.

And yet the majority of Californians voted Democratic, by a large margin.
Thank you, Gerrymandering!

No. It has nothing to do with gerrymandering.

Counties are not determined by population and since all the Kerry supporters are on the coast in the big cities and the rest of the state is Republican, the majority of the counties are Republican.

And Kerry only had 55% of the vote.