NationStates Jolt Archive

This is the greatest and best thread in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my colleague Cog here,
We was browsing a long and lonesome forum.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny Moderator... in the middle... of the forum.
And he said:

"Write the best thread in the world, or I'll delete your posts." (posts)

Well me and Cog, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."

And we wrote the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Thread in the World, it was The Best Thread in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the Mod was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the Mod was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you h4x0rs?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Thread in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Thread in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Thread in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Thread in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' thread the greatest thread in the world.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The thread we wrote on that fateful night it didn't actually look
Anything like this thread.

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

All right! All right!

I'll give you $3.50 for it.

Tenacious D/Jack Black reference?

Yeah, totally.

hahah ... cool .... Tenacious D rox.

Nice tribute to Tribute. :D

whoooooo! I have my ticket for Tenacious D on the 27th :D Jack Black has been in town for months for king kong anyway.

That is an awesome song.

:D
nice work

TG, if you don't knock this off, you might actually convince me that you're human again.

(Kidding!)

hehi like it! reminds me of the summer... good memories!

Haha, nice.

TG!! :fluffle:

Love you, TG :)

Rock and roll!
Woo-hoo!
:D

Another examples of the mods over inflated ego.

Another examples of the mods over inflated ego.

Oooh, touchy

*rolls eyes*

Oooh, touchy

*rolls eyes*
yep, very touchy, they deleted my *Dances* thread. :( :Angry:

Another examples of the mods over inflated ego.
TG is allowed to have a large ego, he's sexy!

yep, very touchy, they deleted my *Dances* thread. :( :Angry:
i thought that was mean too, i didn't even get to post in it :(

TG is allowed to have a large ego, he's sexy!

amen to that :)

TG, if you don't knock this off, you might actually convince me that you're human again.

(Kidding!)
"(Kidding)" so it doesn't convince you that "its" human? ;)

"(Kidding)" so it doesn't convince you that "its" human? ;)
TG isn't human, he's a god! a sex god!

TG isn't human, he's a god! a sex god!

How do you know that, huh?

How do you know that, huh?
oh trust me, i know! ;)

oh trust me, i know! ;)

Ooh la la!

hey i am new here.... is 1 day really a 1 real day???

hey i am new here.... is 1 day really a 1 real day???
huh? :confused:

*claps*

Well done.

hey i am new here.... is 1 day really a 1 real day???

If you're RPing as your nation, generally 1 real life day is 1 NationStates year.

Luna! Iki! Tink!

Great to see you all in one thread. This calls for an old-school smiley:

http://www.phpbb-design.com/smileys/images/Official_phpBB_1.gif

And damn it, why don't girls IRL think I'm a sex god?

Maybe because I'm on NS... :(

Luna! Iki! Tink!

Great to see you all in one thread. This calls for an old-school smiley:

http://www.phpbb-design.com/smileys/images/Official_phpBB_1.gif

And damn it, why don't girls IRL think I'm a sex god?

Maybe because I'm on NS... :(

Do you even know IRL girls?

Do you even know IRL girls?

That was a low blow, man.

Do you even know IRL girls?
Of course. I do have a real life, you know. ;) But they're all just friends.

Of course. I do have a real life, you know. ;) But they're all just friends.

That's pretty much how I am too. I am friends with all the hot girls, but I'm much too nice (and mediocre-looking, I suspect) to date.

That's pretty much how I am too. I am friends with all the hot girls, but I'm much too nice (and mediocre-looking, I suspect) to date.
Yeah, nice = unexciting = whatever.

But I have found loneliness preferable to the even more hollow feeling you get trying to be something you're not. Not for me the brainless macho posturing.

Yeah, nice = unexciting = whatever.

But I have found loneliness preferable to the even more hollow feeling you get trying to be something you're not. Not for me the brainless macho posturing.

Loneliness? I'm somewhat introverted and extremely reflective, so I don't really feel a sense of loss when alone.

have you tried wearing your sexy hat TG? that might help

TG is allowed to have a large ego, he's sexy!
Picture? For Proof?

Picture? For Proof?
he did post one way back before Jolt

http://www.bigwig.net/~bbw10606/tactical_grace3.jpg

This is really old now. As usual, averageness and niceness don't go well together.

*goes week at the knees* you gotta love that hat! :fluffle:

Hehehe.

Ahoy captin.... However as a man I don't find that too attractive....

Damm you Tinkerbelly!!!!!

Ahoy captin.... However as a man I don't find that too attractive....

Damm you Tinkerbelly!!!!!
what did i do? :( it's not my fault you're a guy!

what did i do? :( it's not my fault you're a guy!
I nkow I'll blame you anyway...

http://www.bigwig.net/~bbw10606/tactical_grace3.jpg

This is really old now. As usual, averageness and niceness don't go well together.

..kill...that...hat...
seriously :mp5:

:( ok, sorry :( *cries*

:( ok, sorry :( *cries*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*LAughs at Tink crying, feels sorry and gives her a hug*

..kill...that...hat...
seriously :mp5:
nooooooooooooooooo! not the sexy hat! you'll have to kill me first!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*LAughs at Tink crying, feels sorry and gives her a hug*
yay! *hugs*

i just noticed your location, i live on a farm too! except mines in the Lake District and we don't really have many animals so it's not much of a farm......

nooooooooooooooooo! not the sexy hat! you'll have to kill me first!
Not hard, Break out the chainsaw boys...

yay! *hugs*

i just noticed your location, i live on a farm too! except mines in the Lake District and we don't really have many animals so it's not much of a farm......
We have about a thousand or so sheep and 60 cows, I tell you its no joke getting up at 5 in the morning to round them up, and having to get to school for 9...

Not hard, Break out the chainsaw boys...
errrr......if any of my stalkers feel like helping me right now it would be very much appreciated......

We have about a thousand or so sheep and 60 cows, I tell you its no joke getting up at 5 in the morning to round them up, and having to get to school for 9...
we have a cat and a puppy. We're getting some horses soon. I have to get up at 5:30 cause I still go to college in Blackpool

I never thought I'd see a mod make spam. :D :p

http://www.bigwig.net/~bbw10606/tactical_grace3.jpg

This is really old now. As usual, averageness and niceness don't go well together.

I've seen you before. I can't place where.

errrr......if any of my stalkers feel like helping me right now it would be very much appreciated......
*Revs chainsaw...*

errrr......if any of my stalkers feel like helping me right now it would be very much appreciated......

*beats Aust with a large stick... with a nail in*

Not only will you leave Tink alone, you bloody well leave the hat alone too.

I'd concur with Tink totally, about the hat and all, but I... think I should scurry out of this thread 'round about now instead. Just came in to hit Aust, really.

*beats Aust with a large stick... with a nail in*

Not only will you leave Tink alone, you bloody well leave the hat alone too.

I'd concur with Tink totally, about the hat and all, but I... think I should scurry out of this thread 'round about now instead. Just came in to hit Aust, really.
*Hits back, with chainsaw*

You shall leave me alone! It's my hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Hits back, with chainsaw*

You shall leave me alone! It's my hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall *not* leave you alone. *removes chainsaw from Aust*. And I don't care who's hat it is, you're not to do anything to it. So just behave.

I shall *not* leave you alone. *removes chainsaw from Aust*. And I don't care who's hat it is, you're not to do anything to it. So just behave.
But...I....need.......hat. Must....have....hat.....lifeforce....in....hat.....blood......

NO I WON'T BEHAVE!!!!!! *Takes out a hammer and starts hammering Shaed while wistling Hombase tune....*

But...I....need.......hat. Must....have....hat.....lifeforce....in....hat.....blood......

NO I WON'T BEHAVE!!!!!! *Takes out a hammer and starts hammering Shaed while wistling Hombase tune....*

*calmly removes hammer from Aust*
now stop that. Violence will get you no where.

And you aren't getting the hat, after threatening it so. You only have yourself to blame.

*calmly removes hammer from Aust*
now stop that. Violence will get you no where.

And you aren't getting the hat, after threatening it so. You only have yourself to blame.
*Little kids voice* Awww... But i lyk the ickle 'at. Please can I 'ave it.. please.*

*Little kids voice* Awww... But i lyk the ickle 'at. Please can I 'ave it.. please.*

My god... why does that register as an English accent in my brain? *flails* get it out, get it OUT!

And you can only have the hat if you promise not to do anything bad to it. Otherwise, if you absolutely must destroy a hat, I will make you a paper pirate hat instead.

I've seen you before. I can't place where.

Maybe he's in the mafia in Boston.

Maybe he's in the mafia in Boston.

One thread not big enough for your rage?

My god... why does that register as an English accent in my brain? *flails* get it out, get it OUT!

And you can only have the hat if you promise not to do anything bad to it. Otherwise, if you absolutely must destroy a hat, I will make you a paper pirate hat instead.
I don't know why it dose, it's how my 2 year old next door nabour talks when he wants to getsomething he sould want(Like a dog, or a knife, or a dog and a knife)


*it seems to be working, continues with liitle kid voice* I werlly weally won't do anythin to the ickle hat big person. No, NO, No I would never do anythin that bad.*

hahah ... cool .... Tenacious D rox.

Nice tribute to Tribute. :D
wot he sed

One thread not big enough for your rage?

The whole universe is not big enough for my rage...and other things of mine. ;)

The whole universe is not big enough for my rage...and other things of mine. ;)
Your head?

Your head?

Good one!

I don't know why it dose, it's how my 2 year old next door nabour talks when he wants to getsomething he sould want(Like a dog, or a knife, or a dog and a knife)


*it seems to be working, continues with liitle kid voice* I werlly weally won't do anythin to the ickle hat big person. No, NO, No I would never do anythin that bad.*

hahah! 'weally'. No more English-accent-like evilness.

No. I distrust you, little-kid-speech person. You can make do with a paper pirate hat *makes one and gives it to Aust*.

hahah! 'weally'. No more English-accent-like evilness.

No. I distrust you, little-kid-speech person. You can make do with a paper pirate hat *makes one and gives it to Aust*.
*Take out lighter and burns it* You said you'd give me a weal one. I WANT TG's 'at!

Good one!
*Bow's* really it was nothing. Or do I mean Weally?

*Bow's* really it was nothing. Or do I mean Weally?

No, it was pretty good. It was the obvious joke, but I didn't expect anyone to jump on it so quickly.

*Take out lighter and burns it* You said you'd give me a weal one. I WANT TG's 'at!

A-Ha! it's the h's. Stop dropping h's, it makes you sound vaguely English, and I can't resist the English. Don't make me get my wooden paddle.

And you can't have TG's hat. Quite apart from the fact I'm defending it for the lovely, lovely Tink, it's also not mine to give you. And it also probably looks better on TG *anyway*.

A-Ha! it's the h's. Stop dropping h's, it makes you sound vaguely English, and I can't resist the English. Don't make me get my wooden paddle.

And you can't have TG's hat. Quite apart from the fact I'm defending it for the lovely, lovely Tink, it's also not mine to give you. And it also probably looks better on TG *anyway*.
I am English though!!!!

*Aw you and Tink gonna get married coz you lik 'er a lot. I think you lowve '
'er.*

TG has mod'd for a long long time
now it's time for him to pass tht torch
He has deat'd nations of wilderbeasts and angels
He has deleteed the threads of a demon

It's time to pass the torch, yoy're too old to post
no more posting for you
We're taking you to a home
but we will start a thread about you

And we'll make sure that you're very well taken care of
you'll tell us secrets taht you've learned

Your sauce will mix with ours,
and we'll make a good goulash baby

TG, time to go
you must give you're cape and sceptor TO ME!
(and a smaller one for Incertonia)

GO! GO! TG! TG!


(It was this or "Sometime you don't have to flame her hard.
In fact, sometimes that's not right to do.")

TG has mod'd for a long long time
now it's time for him to pass tht torch
He has deat'd nations of wilderbeasts and angels
He has deleteed the threads of a demon

It's time to pass the torch, yoy're too old to post
no more posting for you
We're taking you to a home
but we will start a thread about you

And we'll make sure that you're very well taken care of
you'll tell us secrets taht you've learned

Your sauce will mix with ours,
and we'll make a good goulash baby

TG, time to go
you must give you're cape and sceptor TO ME!
(and a smaller one for Incertonia)

GO! GO! TG! TG!


(It was this or "Sometime you don't have to flame her hard.
In fact, sometimes that's not right to do.")
(Is this a I HATE MODS POST?)

I am English though!!!!

*Aw you and Tink gonna get married coz you lik 'er a lot. I think you lowve '
'er.*

Ahhhh! I demand you stop being English then. Otherwise I can't order you about, and have to melt into an Anglophilic puddle instead.

And yes. I heart Tink muchly. Though marriage might be tricky, what with me being stuck down here in Aus, and Howard probably poised to make gay marriage illegal (assuming it's not already).

I could move to England though... mmm.

Ahhhh! I demand you stop being English then. Otherwise I can't order you about, and have to melt into an Anglophilic puddle instead.

And yes. I heart Tink muchly. Though marriage might be tricky, what with me being stuck down here in Aus, and Howard probably poised to make gay marriage illegal (assuming it's not already).

I could move to England though... mmm.
So's Tink.

And I'd be a Lesbian marrage if your a woman as well.

*Wos Howard?*

So's Tink.

And it'd be a Lesbian marrage if you're a woman as well.

*Who's Howard?*

I know... that's a small part of why I heart her :D

And yes, lesbian marriage indeed... hence why it might not be legal here in Aus.

And John Howard is the bastard currently leading Australia. Think George Bush, only small and slimy.

I know... that's a small part of why I heart her :D

And yes, lesbian marriage indeed... hence why it might not be legal here in Aus.

And John Howard is the bastard currently leading Australia. Think George Bush, only small and slimy.

And Australian.

And Australian.

Possibly.

I personally think he's an alien clone of some sort. Some human-worriedfrog hybrid

Possibly.

I personally think he's an alien clone of some sort. Some human-worriedfrog hybrid

Well Bush is commonly equated with a chimpanzee, so maybe you're on to something there.

Well Bush is commonly equated with a chimpanzee, so maybe you're on to something there.

Hmmm... chimp... frog... Blair?

And John Howard is the bastard currently leading Australia. Think George Bush, only small and slimy.

If Bush is a chimpanzee...

Howard:
http://coa.ausut.com/images/damnator.jpg

If Bush is a chimpanzee...

Howard:
http://coa.ausut.com/images/damnator.jpg

That is totally, totally not slimy enough. Howard walks around with some sort of crazy amphibian slime all over him.

Nice tribute to Tribute. :D


ahh ... the parodies never end !

That is totally, totally not slimy enough. Howard walks around with some sort of crazy amphibian slime all over him.

http://themonolators.com/bio/01_14_04_monkey.jpg

Getting closer? It's got slime on its face at least.

EDIT- I should have known not to type "Wet Monkey" into google image search :p

http://themonolators.com/bio/01_14_04_monkey.jpg

Getting closer? It's got slime on its face at least.

Closer. Still looks too intelligent. Go get a frog picture and add eyebrows. Much closer than any primate.

Closer. Still looks too intelligent. Go get a frog picture and add eyebrows. Much closer than any primate.

http://www.mingchao.net/hypnotoad.gif

?

http://www.mingchao.net/hypnotoad.gif

?

AHHH!!! Hypnotoad!!!!

That's him! He hypnotised everyone into voting for him!

All Glory To The Hypnotoad!!!!

Needs eyebrows people. Eye. Brows.

http://www.mingchao.net/hypnotoad.gif

?

Feeling a strange desire to move to Australia...


Must.....

Vote....

Hypnotoad....

:0

Needs eyebrows people. Eye. Brows.

I thought the "eyebrows" were added in post-production, to try to convince people that it... sorry, HE.... was human?

Feeling a strange desire to move to Australia...


Must.....

Vote....

Hypnotoad....

:0

Ooooh... I *like* hypnotoad now. Yay Grave! :fluffle:

I thought the "eyebrows" were added in post-production, to try to convince people that it... sorry, HE.... was human?

Aha! That would explain how he manages to tote around that huge, huge amount of eyebrow hair.

*bows to Grave's superior intellect*

I thought the "eyebrows" were added in post-production, to try to convince people that it... sorry, HE.... was human?

I always thought they were a special effect too.

Ooooh... I *like* hypnotoad now. Yay Grave! :fluffle:

:)

You like hypnotoad?

For presenting a 'non-Shaed' reason for Eng-er-lish people to move to Australia?

Wait - I see what you mean, it gives the Sha-ed Fanatics Anonymous Society a legitimate excuse, at last.

;)

http://www.oursustainableworld.com/images/howard_john2.jpg

http://sunday.ninemsn.com.au/sunday/images/pol/Howard_0803.jpg

http://sunday.ninemsn.com.au/sunday/images/cover/64howard.jpg

http://sunday.ninemsn.com.au/sunday/images/pol/howard_1002.jpg

http://a740.g.akamai.net/f/740/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/time/asia/magazine/2001/0910/john_howard.jpg

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041121/i/r271121919.jpg

And the best yet...

http://www.logarithmic.net/pfh-files/blog/01072224000/small_evil_howard.png

eeeeeeeevil.

:)

You like hypnotoad?

For presenting a 'non-Shaed' reason for Eng-er-lish people to move to Australia?

Wait - I see what you mean, it gives the Sha-ed Fanatics Anonymous Society a legitimate excuse, at last.

;)

If hypnotoad gets me my own Grave_n_Idle in Australia, I will be happay and like hypnotoad. Although I'd rather just move out of Australia, to be honest. It's becoming too much like America's Mini Me for my liking...

Wasn't this thread about......um......who was this thread about again?

Gee, I wish I was as popular as the mod who did this thread...

Wasn't this thread about......um......who was this thread about again?

Gee, I wish I was as popular as the mod who did this thread...

I posted at the start, and now, and I have no idea how we've gone off onto the tangent we have. But who cares :p

Although I'd rather just move out of Australia, to be honest. It's becoming too much like America's Mini Me for my liking...

No, stay and fight the power!

...we're kinda outnumbered as it is without everyone leaving. Thats what Hypnotoad wants.

I always thought they were a special effect too.

Indeed - look at John Howard in his High School photograph.... and compare it to his up to date hypnotoad incarnation...

http://www.dangermouse.org/images/penfold/penfold.gif

Indeed - look at John Howard in his High School photograph.... and compare it to his up to date hypnotoad incarnation...

http://www.dangermouse.org/images/penfold/penfold.gif

Uncanny.

Indeed - look at John Howard in his High School photograph.... and compare it to his up to date hypnotoad incarnation...

http://www.dangermouse.org/images/penfold/penfold.gif

LMAO! I never even thought of the resemblance there.

If hypnotoad gets me my own Grave_n_Idle in Australia, I will be happay and like hypnotoad. Although I'd rather just move out of Australia, to be honest. It's becoming too much like America's Mini Me for my liking...

I think we need to form a secret society (you know, hollowed out volcanoes, henchmen, etc) to locate a small tropical island someplace, and set up a non-Blair, non-Bush, non-Hypnotoad society...

We could call it "Sha-edia".

;)

I think we need to form a secret society (you know, hollowed out volcanoes, henchmen, etc) to locate a small tropical island someplace, and set up a non-Blair, non-Bush, non-Hypnotoad society...

We could call it "Sha-edia".

;)

Sounds like paradise :D

Although I'd bugger it up by inviting in evil overlords... I just have such a weakness for them... mmm

LMAO! I never even thought of the resemblance there.

Good - it's not just me that sees it, then....

I WONDERED where he had been for all that time...

I think we need to form a secret society (you know, hollowed out volcanoes, henchmen, etc) to locate a small tropical island someplace, and set up a non-Blair, non-Bush, non-Hypnotoad society...

We could call it "Sha-edia".

;)
I'll back that idea. Can I be the crazy guy that gets an island nearby to himself in return for...well...nothing?

Sounds like paradise :D

Although I'd bugger it up by inviting in evil overlords... I just have such a weakness for them... mmm

Not really - we could set a "one-evil-overlord-guest-per-citizen" rule, or something.

Of course, I've kind of already used mine up.... especially with my hollowed-out-volcano, and army of Gaultier-clad Henchmen...

I'll back that idea. Can I be the crazy guy that gets an island nearby to himself in return for...well...nothing?

You can have that funny-shaped one, with three coconut trees... and yet, totally inexplicably, a small population of Hawaiian hula-dancers...

Wow... we managed to turn a TG appreciation thread into a Bush/Blair/Howard/hypnotoad free desert island paradise.

I guess the only logical thing is to work out whether TG is allowed on the island.

I vote yes.

You can have that funny-shaped one, with three coconut trees... and yet, totally inexplicably, a small population of Hawaiian hula-dancers...

:D You sir, have just got yourself a deal. And i'll meanwhile act the part of evil overlord and turn it into an impenetrable fortress. Or something.

Wow... we managed to turn a TG appreciation thread into a Bush/Blair/Howard/hypnotoad free desert island paradise.

I guess the only logical thing is to work out whether TG is allowed on the island.

I vote yes.

I'm willing to second that motion, but he has to bring his own henchmen, handcuffs, and squirtable cream.

I'm willing to second that motion, but he has to bring his own henchmen, handcuffs, and squirtable cream.

Damn straight. And raspberries.

*makes notes to acquire an island trading monopoly in each of the above*

Damn straight. And raspberries.

oh no... a perfectly respectable (in places) thread turns into another Shaed/squirty-cream/raspberries dream-sequence...

I've gone all weak at the keyboard...

:0

Do I get an Island?

Do I get an Island?

Only if you qualify as either:

a) an evil overlord,

or b) a worshipper of the great goddess Sha-ed,

or c) an evil overlord worshipper of the great goddess Sha-ed.

(Is this a I HATE MODS POST?)

Only a real Tenacious D fan who is pure of heart and mind could grasp the full meaning of the verse. With sacrafice and toil one day you may indeed be worthy. Until then you are neigh more than a Cleveland Steamer on the chest of life.

oh no... a perfectly respectable (in places) thread turns into another Shaed/squirty-cream/raspberries dream-sequence...

I've gone all weak at the keyboard...

:0

Well... look at the title of this thread... it couldn't be true unless someone mentioned vanilla and raspberries now, could it?

And dream sequences are fun :D

Well... look at the title of this thread... it couldn't be true unless someone mentioned vanilla and raspberries now, could it?

And dream sequences are fun :D :( what... no strawberries?

:( what... no strawberries?

Hmmm... strawberries and chocolate are better than strawberries and vanilla...

*ponders*

You can have strawberries I guess. Personally I'll stick with V&R. Mmmm.

:eek: Okaaay...this has gone in a weird direction...

But, meh. It's all good. :)

Well... look at the title of this thread... it couldn't be true unless someone mentioned vanilla and raspberries now, could it?

And dream sequences are fun :D

Ahhhh - and now with the Vanilla!

And just when I had recovered my evil overlord composure...

I'm an evil genius, I guess I could be considered an overlord...close enough. I just stole the Ark of the Covenant. And the Eiffel Tower.

:eek: Okaaay...this has gone in a weird direction...

But, meh. It's all good. :)

It IS somewhat difficult to fault a thread, once Shaed brings out the vanilla, raspberries and whipped cream...

Hmmm... strawberries and chocolate are better than strawberries and vanilla...

*ponders*

You can have strawberries I guess. Personally I'll stick with V&R. Mmmm.

How is anyone supposed to get any serious evil-overlord-ing done?

Vanilla and Raspberry... *sigh*

Now where DID I leave those leather handcuffs...

:eek: Okaaay...this has gone in a weird direction...

But, meh. It's all good. :)

Well, you're allowed on the island, and get to join Grave and others in the evil-overlording... Unless you have something against vanilla and raspberry, I can't see the problem...

How is anyone supposed to get any serious evil-overlord-ing done?

Vanilla and Raspberry... *sigh*

Now where DID I leave those leather handcuffs...

Leather handcuffs you say? Sounds like fun. Better than my evil fluffy ones that have emergency releases (I mean honestly, what's the point of a set of handcuffs that have an emergency release? Insanity, I tell you...)

Well, you're allowed on the island, and get to join Grave and others in the evil-overlording... Unless you have something against vanilla and raspberry, I can't see the problem...

Leather handcuffs you say? Sounds like fun. Better than my evil fluffy ones that have emergency releases (I mean honestly, what's the point of a set of handcuffs that have an emergency release? Insanity, I tell you...)

I think the whole 'emergency release' concept is designed for those who lack the trust in 'safewords'.... which indicates BIG trust issues...

But, like you say, if you could just undo them... where's the fun?

:)

A) TICK
B) TICK
C) TICK

I prefer strawberrys though.

A) TICK
B) TICK
C) TICK

I prefer strawberrys though.

We have very specific 'religious laws' about strawberries... for, does it not say, in the 5th Book of Sha-ed:

Sha-ed 5:22 "Thou shalt only useth of the berries of the straw tree, when thou useth the body-paint that is formed of the cocao fruit"

and

Sha-ed 5:23 "When thou useth the squeezings of the fruit called "Vanilla", though must, therefore, abstain from the fruits of the straw tree, and thou must instead indulge thy hungers with the berries of the rasp vine"

We have very specific 'religious laws' about strawberries... for, does it not say, in the 5th Book of Sha-ed:

Sha-ed 5:22 "Thou shalt only useth of the berries of the straw tree, when thou useth the body-paint that is formed of the cocao fruit"

and

Sha-ed 5:23 "When thou useth the squeezings of the fruit called "Vanilla", though must, therefore, abstain from the fruits of the straw tree, and thou must instead indulge thy hungers with the berries of the rasp vine"
However the passage

Sha-ed 5:98 2 When thou has consumed the juices and filled thy hunger on the fruits of the Rasp tree, thou shalt gorge theyself upon the berries of the straw tree, to be known here on as Strawberrys. Thou must eat at least 3 prtions of the straw trees fruits in the time between noon and the next noon. Thou must abstane from the Berrys of the Rasp Vine in that period."

Umm . .. what's going on here?

However the passage

Sha-ed 5:98 2 When thou has consumed the juices and filled thy hunger on the fruits of the Rasp tree, thou shalt gorge theyself upon the berries of the straw tree, to be known here on as Strawberrys. Thou must eat at least 3 prtions of the straw trees fruits in the time between noon and the next noon. Thou must abstane from the Berrys of the Rasp Vine in that period."

It is a hard religion to follow, to be sure... but I think I can live with it...

:)

It is a hard religion to follow, to be sure... but I think I can live with it...

:)
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