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The Wicker Man, or, [Flamebait removed]

Dobbs Town
09-12-2004, 17:24
I do so love the film The Wicker Man...it never gets stale, never bores me...

Does anyone else remember this one? Edward Woodward as Sgt. Neil Howie (the Christian), Christopher Lee as Lord Summerisle, and Britt Ekland (topless, wow!) as Willow MacGregor - the Landlord's Daughter.

Had a most memorable conclusion. I've been to parties where this flick rounded out the evening with lots of chuckling laughter.

Burn, baby, burn...hee hee. It's what I'd call a 'feel-good movie' for those of us sick to death of being told what is and isn't Sin even though we're not subscribers to Judeo-Christianity.

Feelings?
My Gun Not Yours
09-12-2004, 17:28
Well, is murder sin? If it is, then I'm with you.
Areyoukiddingme
09-12-2004, 17:31
Burn, baby, burn...hee hee. It's what I'd call a 'feel-good movie' for those of us sick to death of being told what is and isn't Sin even though we're not subscribers to Judeo-Christianity.

Feelings?
:rolleyes:
My Gun Not Yours
09-12-2004, 17:33
Having seen people burn to death (while in some cases entertaining, in others not) the movie doesn't do it for me anymore.

It is quite entertaining, though.
Bodies Without Organs
09-12-2004, 18:04
Edward Woodward as Sgt. Neil Howie (the Christian), Christopher Lee as Lord Summerisle, and Britt Ekland (topless, wow!) as Willow MacGregor - the Landlord's Daughter.

Why does Edward Woodward have 4 'd's in his name?
Dobbs Town
09-12-2004, 18:14
Why does Edward Woodward have 4 'd's in his name?

I'll bite, why?
Nebbyland
09-12-2004, 18:15
Because otherwise he'd be

Ewar woowar

Hmm

the old one's are still the old ones.
The Tribes Of Longton
09-12-2004, 18:18
Because otherwise he'd be

Ewar woowar

Hmm

the old one's are still the old ones.
Not true. For example:

What's brown and sticky?
Bodies Without Organs
09-12-2004, 18:19
Because otherwise he'd be

Ewar woowar

Hmm

the old one's are still the old ones.


Correct, and that one is almost as old as the Great Old Ones.
The Tribes Of Longton
09-12-2004, 18:19
I have the wickerman, coming back to the tread here, and I must say that certain scenes are *ahem* rather enjoyable little ditties.

Mmmmm. You know. Yeah you know :D
Bodies Without Organs
09-12-2004, 18:19
Not true. For example:

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
Bodies Without Organs
09-12-2004, 18:21
I have the wickerman, coming back to the tread here, and I must say that certain scenes are *ahem* rather enjoyable little ditties.

Mmmmm. You know. Yeah you know :D

If you are refering to Britt Eckland's arse here, I hate to disappoint you, but that was a body double. Whether this has any real significance in the overall scheme of things, or not, I don't know.
The Tribes Of Longton
09-12-2004, 18:22
My virus scanner just scanned a file called CL.wm
followed by one called bitty, for anyone who has seen the new series of Little Britain
The Tribes Of Longton
09-12-2004, 18:23
A stick.
Um..........................
No...........................
What kinda sicko would use a stick for that? :D
The Tribes Of Longton
09-12-2004, 18:24
If you are refering to Britt Eckland's arse here, I hate to disappoint you, but that was a body double. Whether this has any real significance in the overall scheme of things, or not, I don't know.
Only the rear was a body double. The frontal was her own. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Still, it was a nice enough arse too.
Conceptualists
09-12-2004, 18:34
Not true. For example:

What's brown and sticky?
But what is pink and fluffy?
The Tribes Of Longton
09-12-2004, 18:42
But what is pink and fluffy?
Me having a good time with some lovely ladeez
Ammazia
09-12-2004, 22:36
Q: Who's the coolest person at the hospital?
A: The ultrasound guy.

Q: Why did the baker have brown hands?
A: He kneeded a poo.
The Tribes Of Longton
09-12-2004, 22:59
What's black and white and red all over:
A penguin with sunburn

What's black/white/black/white/black/white:
A penguin rolling down a hill
Conceptualists
09-12-2004, 23:16
Me having a good time with some lovely ladeez
Pink fluff :D
Arenestho
09-12-2004, 23:38
You think you've escaped the Xian garbage by watching the Wicker-Man? You're a total idiot. The Wickermen were a pagan tradition, where people from the village would weave a man made of wicker, fill him with undesirable things and set it ablaze as a way to contact the Gods and ask them to remove these things from all around them. The fact that the name was used to portray a murder is Xian propaganda.
Goed Twee
10-12-2004, 00:00
You think you've escaped the Xian garbage by watching the Wicker-Man? You're a total idiot. The Wickermen were a pagan tradition, where people from the village would weave a man made of wicker, fill him with undesirable things and set it ablaze as a way to contact the Gods and ask them to remove these things from all around them. The fact that the name was used to portray a murder is Xian propaganda.

Well, I'm pretty sure (could be wrong) that in some cases people were some of those "undesirable things." Not random people kidnapped though, I think they were prisoners or soldiers from other countries and such. Some people make slaves of their enemies, some burn them, I suppose.
Conceptualists
10-12-2004, 00:11
The fact that the name was used to portray a murder is Xian propaganda.
Because Christianity is portrayed in such a good light in the film :rolleyes:
Arenestho
10-12-2004, 00:16
Well, I'm pretty sure (could be wrong) that in some cases people were some of those "undesirable things." Not random people kidnapped though, I think they were prisoners or soldiers from other countries and such. Some people make slaves of their enemies, some burn them, I suppose.
Most likely, I know as a fact that they burned weapons, armour and talismans of rivals in the Wickermen, my ressources never mentioned humans, but I'm sure it happened, dead or alive. Babies who died at birth or in the womb were burned as a way of asking that they don't happen ever again.

Yes but Christianity can handle a little negativity, pagans already have it hard enough without another of their traditions being defamed.