NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok, in light if the least favourite NFL teams, its time to put down your least favourite football (soccer) teams, caus lets face it there are always going to be some teams you loathe for no apparent reason...like Milwall! ;) :D

For me, it'll have to be Sheff Utd (for nicking our players for less than their value) and Real Madrid (for getting out of debt by selling their training ground to the government in a quasi legal fashion and cheating with all their debt).

So go on, let your self go and slag off you most loathed football teams :D

Manchester United. (btw for everyone, I'm from Manchester).

How do you confuse a Man Utd fan?

Give him a map of Manchester

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Man Utd supporter?

There are skid marks on front of the hedgehog.

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A truck driver has a nearly uncontrolable tendency to run over anyone who he sees wearing a Man Utd shirt. One day he picks up a hitchhiking priest, everything is going fine until he sees a Man Utd supporter on the side of the road, and his emotions take over and he runs the poor sod down. The priest doesn't say anything so the truckie decides to carry on as if nothing has happened. A few minutes later the same thing happens, but the truck manages to regain control and steers away just in time but he hears a bang, he turns to the priest and says "I'm sorry father, but I think I nearly a Man Utd fan," the priest turns to the truckie and says "Don't worry about it, I got him with the door"

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I'm here all week.

I was actually think ing about deleting that last one, but I spent ages typing it so c'est la vie

Same here, i have no real love for man utd, but i still prefer them to arsenal or chelsea....

Same here, i have no real love for man utd, but i still prefer them to arsenal or chelsea....
Well, I assume that when you travel it isn't automatically assumed that you lik Utd.

"Random person in any random place: So where you from?

Me: Manchester.

RPIARP: So you must support Man Utd, I think it was a really good/bad idea for them to buy Wayne Roo...

Me: " :mp5:

Well, I assume that when you travel it isn't automatically assumed that you lik Utd.

"Random person in any random place: So where you from?

Me: Manchester.

RPIARP: So you must support Man Utd, I think it was a really good/bad idea for them to buy Wayne Roo...

Me: " :mp5:

It certainly is, especially where i am now (Germany)....having to explain i support bradford and the current league structure is just not funny.... :(

It certainly is, especially where i am now (Germany)....having to explain i support bradford and the current league structure is just not funny.... :(
Reminds me of when I supported Tranmere (as a joke, I found the name funny).

Bad luck man

As a Chlesea fan I guess my least favorite would be Arsenal. However, they are also the team I have the most respect for.

In the World Cup arena I don't mind seeing Germany take it on the chin from time to time.

Real Madrid. It's not a team, it's a freaking bank consortium.
And they manage to suck!

/Monaco, monaco, monacoooooo

Dirby county, AKA the sheep shaggers. Bastards. They even say cloughys greatest achivmentd where with them....



(I'm a forest fan by the way.)

Going back to build my bonfire...

The yellow team in year 6. That was never a penalty!

Arsenal. I even prefer Everton to them. (I'm a Liverpool fan btw) They're just so arrogant and when they can't win they get all rough and sore.

I hate Man U most of all in the Prem.

Any team in MLS that is not D.C. United.

Any team in MLS that is not D.C. United.
:) Did you go to the DC Unitied vs Forest match?

Any team in MLS that is not D.C. United.

I like how they're starting to rename MLS teams properly.

:) Did you go to the DC Unitied vs Forest match?
No i havent been able to attend one yet. I watch on ESPN2 when they show them.

No i havent been able to attend one yet. I watch on ESPN2 when they show them.
Ah well.

Excretia, I mean Exeter City!

Excretia, I mean Exeter City!
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I hate Milwall. Bunch of Thugs the lot of em.

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Plymouth Argyle fan :D

Plymouth Argyle fan :D
Lol :)