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Nations of Little Britain

Vic Pollard
08-12-2004, 10:30
Who has a nation inspired or named after the classic tv show Little Britain!!!!???!!!
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 10:32
Who has a nation inspired or named after the classic tv show Little Britain!!!!???!!!
I don't.

Wooooooo, wooooooo!

Do you get it? I'm a ghost!!

(That's one for people who really know their Little Britain)
The Imperial Navy
08-12-2004, 10:41
*Points at interesting name*

I want that one.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 10:46
*Points at interesting name*

I want that one.
Yeah, I know.
The Imperial Navy
08-12-2004, 10:50
Yeah, I know.

But I want that one!
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 10:52
But I want that one!
And that one.
Xenasia
08-12-2004, 10:52
But you thaid that you didn't like that one.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 10:52
But you thaid that you didn't like that one.
Yeah, I know.
The Imperial Navy
08-12-2004, 10:54
Are you the only gay in the village?

(Was gonna be said sooner or later...)
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:01
Are you the only gay in the village?

(Was gonna be said sooner or later...)
No, but I think Legless Pirates likes cock.
The Imperial Navy
08-12-2004, 11:04
No, but I think Legless Pirates likes cock.

Funny... I just though he liked my sister.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:06
Funny... I just though he liked my sister.
Just because he likes muff doesn't mean he's not adverse to a bit of bumfun every now and then.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:07
Who would have guessed that a thread about Little Britain would have degenerated so quickly into smut?
The Imperial Navy
08-12-2004, 11:12
You started it... now get me a baby-shandy... BECAUSE I'M A LAAAADY!
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:12
You started it... now get me a baby-shandy... BECAUSE I'M A LAAAADY!
Don't forget to sit down when you piss!
The fairy tinkerbelly
08-12-2004, 11:13
Who has a nation inspired or named after the classic tv show Little Britain!!!!???!!!
computer says no
The Imperial Navy
08-12-2004, 11:15
"Chocolate cake Chocolate cake Chocolate cake, have ya any nuts?"

*Puts to ear*

"He wants to talk to you."
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:15
computer says no
I love you
See u Jimmy
08-12-2004, 11:15
Yeah, I know.

Well here you are, have that one
The Imperial Navy
08-12-2004, 11:17
"Chocolate cake Chocolate cake Chocolate cake, have ya any nuts?"

*Puts to ear*

"He wants to talk to you."

*Plays little wooden flute*
See u Jimmy
08-12-2004, 11:20
and who made this?
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:20
I don't.

Wooooooo, wooooooo!

Do you get it? I'm a ghost!!

(That's one for people who really know their Little Britain)
-Paul, do you need assistance? It is Paul, isn't it?

-Yes, this man says he's not scared.

-Not scared, eh? Well, we'll soon see about that. Wooooooo. Wooooo, yeah? Wooooooo, yeah, yeah?

-No, I've tried that. It doesn't seem to work.

-Hold on, I have an idea. *BANG!* The door slam. I thank you.

(I'm sorry, but that really is quite pathetic.)

-No, it doesn't seem to be working.

-Well, what about this. Wooooo.

-Look, the chair is moving.

-But what is moving the chair?

-No?

(No, not doing anything for me.)

-No.

-Oh, we've never had trouble like this before.

-Well, we'll have to leave it for today, but tomorrow, well be back, and we'll bring Pauline.

(And what's so scary about Pauline?)

-She's quite tall.

-Oh, you've spoilt it now.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:21
Well here you are, have that one
I want the other one.
See u Jimmy
08-12-2004, 11:23
how did you get up there?
The fairy tinkerbelly
08-12-2004, 11:24
how did you get up there?
I fell
Los Banditos
08-12-2004, 11:26
I shouldn't stay up late. Then I have to put up with all you crazy limeys...
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:26
I fell
Is there a reason why you've taken all your clothes off?
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:28
I shouldn't stay up late. Then I have to put up with all you crazy limeys...
Wouldn't it be a great shame if all the books in this beautiful library were boinked to the ground?

-Yes, I'd have to pick them up. And I've just had a hip replacement.

(In case anyone hasn't worked out, I'm having great fun quoting sketches from the original radio show)
See u Jimmy
08-12-2004, 11:28
and who made this?

Mrs Jones, the one that left her husband for the sports mistress
See u Jimmy
08-12-2004, 11:29
Is there a reason why you've taken all your clothes off?
I got hot
Los Banditos
08-12-2004, 11:32
I shouldn't stay up late. Then I have to put up with all you crazy limeys...
Maybe you should quote some American show that they wouldn't know.
Los Banditos
08-12-2004, 11:33
Maybe you should quote some American show that they wouldn't know.
Good idea.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:33
Maybe you should quote some American show that they wouldn't know.
No, we get all the American shows too. They're just not as good.
The Imperial Navy
08-12-2004, 11:34
I think I could make a theme song for that...
Los Banditos
08-12-2004, 11:35
No, we get all the American shows too. They're just not as good.
Worth a try anyway.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:36
I think I could make a theme song for that...
Lots of sad people on the interne-et, doo-doo, doo, doo
Pretending to run their own natio-ons, doo-doo, doo, doo
I've got a good idea
Just you keep me near, I'll be so good for...

...TheNationStatesMessageBoard!
The fairy tinkerbelly
08-12-2004, 11:37
Worth a try anyway.
am i bovered? do ya fink im bovered? does this face look bovered?
Sdaeriji
08-12-2004, 11:38
am i bovered? do ya fink im bovered? does this face look bovered?

I heart Tink.

Sorry, that has nothing to do with what you're all talking about, but I just wanted to say it anyway.
Los Banditos
08-12-2004, 11:38
You guys and your third dimension.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 11:39
I heart Tink.

Sorry, that has nothing to do with what you're all talking about, but I just wanted to say it anyway.
Bitty. Want bitty.
Sdaeriji
08-12-2004, 11:39
You guys and your third dimension.

Yeah, what about it?
The Imperial Navy
08-12-2004, 11:40
Lots of sad people on the interne-et, doo-doo, doo, doo
Pretending to run their own natio-ons, doo-doo, doo, doo
I've got a good idea
Just you keep me near, I'll be so good for...

...TheNationStatesMessageBoard!

Fantastic. When can you start?
Los Banditos
08-12-2004, 11:40
Yeah, what about it?
-Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five.
-Thousand
-Oh, really? 'Cuz I only see two.
-Sounds like a personal problem.
See u Jimmy
08-12-2004, 12:06
Can I help you with that prime minister
Myrth
08-12-2004, 12:12
Bitty. Want bitty.

Not bitty now, bitty later.
See u Jimmy
08-12-2004, 12:18
want bitty now
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 12:20
want bitty now
I think Granny has some.
The Imperial Navy
08-12-2004, 12:30
Quiet in class!

*Plays Trumpet*
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 12:32
Quiet in class!

*Plays Trumpet*
Beckett! Smith! You read!

Yes, together!

Hewitt! Davis! Join them!

Scotch accents!

Oh, this is terrible, we're getting nowhere! I'll read! The...last...
Los Banditos
08-12-2004, 12:36
Look, the beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.
Sdaeriji
08-12-2004, 12:38
What should I do with this primitive Earth towel?

Put it on Frylock's computer; that thing's always over heating

Hey! Don't put that towel on my computer!

I'm gonna!
Los Banditos
08-12-2004, 12:46
The laser rings! They do nothing!
Look brother, these ain't nothing but disco lights.
But the installer said that they were prison laser rings.
Do not listen to him, for he is a witch!
Look fellas, I gotta go.
Oh, and leave before you take over our minds with some spell, witch?
Sdaeriji
08-12-2004, 12:47
Hey look, over there, it's Melt Disney World!
L-rouge
08-12-2004, 12:59
Yea, but no but yea but no but yea but no but ooooh, you can't say that 'cause you know Susie Jenkins, well she went behind the bikesheds with Will Johnson and got all hot and steamy and she went like wooo and he put his hand into her love cushions and like, shutup 'cause I never done it, kay!
Anonymous Peeps
08-12-2004, 13:05
Who has a nation inspired or named after the classic tv show Little Britain!!!!???!!!

Little Britain is over-rated.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 13:06
Little Britain is over-rated.
Try listening to the original radio series - much better than the initial TV outing. The TV version has improved immeasurably for the new series though.
Anonymous Peeps
08-12-2004, 13:07
Try listening to the original radio series - much better than the initial TV outing. The TV version has improved immeasurably for the new series though.

Still over-rated. One or two funny sketches but hardly deserved of the title 'classic'.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 13:18
Still over-rated. One or two funny sketches but hardly deserved of the title 'classic'.
Hmmm. Good argument
Anonymous Peeps
08-12-2004, 13:19
Hmmm. Good argument

Explain.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 13:23
Explain.
Well, what does "Still overrated" mean. Does it mean, "Yes, I've heard them and I still don't think it's funny," or, "No, I'm not going to bother but still slag it off anyway"?
Anonymous Peeps
08-12-2004, 13:25
Well, what does "Still overrated" mean. Does it mean, "Yes, I've heard them and I still don't think it's funny," or, "No, I'm not going to bother but still slag it off anyway"?

I've seen it many times. I like Little Britain. It has some very funny sketches on it. I just disagree with all the hype around it. There are many parts of it that are so bad they are embarassing. It is not a classic.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 13:28
I've seen it many times. I like Little Britain. It has some very funny sketches on it. I just disagree with all the hype around it. There are many parts of it that are so bad they are embarassing. It is not a classic.
Seen? I was talking about hearing. Like I said, listen to the radio show. Much better than the first TV series. And if you're embarrassed watching it you're probably missing the point.
Anonymous Peeps
08-12-2004, 13:29
Seen? I was talking about hearing. Like I said, listen to the radio show. Much better than the first TV series. And if you're embarrassed watching it you're probably missing the point.

I don't feel embarassed for myself.

I haven't heard the radio show, so shall not pass judgement.
Ammazia
08-12-2004, 13:31
Yeah but no but yeah but.. shut up anyway!
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 13:38
I haven't heard the radio show, so shall not pass judgement.
Welcome to the auditions for the Royal Academy of Dramatic Drama. The aim of these auditions is to offer fifteen young men, and fifteen young wo-men, the chance to study to be actors in the theatre.

Every year we receive 10,000 applicants, of which we immediately cull nine and a half thousand.

(Damn! Can't remember how they get from 500 to 100)

The remaining one hundred applicants proceed to the next stage of the auditions, after which fifty are invited to live.

The process of whittling down the applicants from fifty to the final thirty is a very difficult, and arduous one. And it's at this point that we must realise that some very talented, vibrant young performers, are ultimately going to be led off into a room and mashed up real bad.

Any questions?
Anonymous Peeps
08-12-2004, 13:40
Welcome to the auditions for the Royal Academy of Dramatic Drama. The aim of these auditions is to offer fifteen young men, and fifteen young wo-men, the chance to study to be actors in the theatre.

Every year we receive 10,000 applicants, of which we immediately cull nine and a half thousand.

(Damn! Can't remember how they get from 500 to 100)

The remaining one hundred applicants proceed to the next stage of the auditions, after which fifty are invited to live.

The process of whittling down the applicants from fifty to the final thirty is a very difficult, and arduous one. And it's at this point that we must realise that some very talented, vibrant young performers, are ultimately going to be led off into a room and mashed up real bad.

Any questions?

What are you on about?
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 13:41
What are you on about?
Not very perceptive, are you?
Anonymous Peeps
08-12-2004, 13:42
Not very perceptive, are you?

Not very funny, are you?
Nauarchonesia
08-12-2004, 13:45
Eh-Eh-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
(mobile phone rings)
Hello. yes. Sorry, I'm rather busy.
(hangs up)
Eh-Eh-Eeeeeeeh.
New Happyville
08-12-2004, 13:53
Britain britain britain
Discovered in 1742 by sir Henry Britain
sold a year later for fenic and the promise of a kiss
this we know hello
but what about the people of britain?
who they?
what they?
and What do?
Chicken pi
08-12-2004, 15:04
Not very funny, are you?

Play nicely, children. He was probably quoting the radio series.
Torching Witches
08-12-2004, 15:05
Play nicely, children. He was probably quoting the radio series.
Yar, 'tis true, m'dear.
Chicken pi
08-12-2004, 15:07
By the way, why did they get rid of the crazy scottish hotel bloke?

"If you were to ask me on Monday, I would say yeeeeeeeees."
Anonymous Peeps
08-12-2004, 15:11
By the way, why did they get rid of the crazy scottish hotel bloke?

"If you were to ask me on Monday, I would say yeeeeeeeees."

Cos he wasn't funny, probably.
The Abomination
08-12-2004, 15:16
Oh come on.

"I shall answer this question through the medium of dance."

Brilliant.

Although now my brother won't stop doing it.
Anonymous Peeps
08-12-2004, 15:17
Oh come on.

"I shall answer this question through the medium of dance."

Brilliant.

Although now my brother won't stop doing it.

It was funny first time, but not every single time after that.
Chicken pi
08-12-2004, 15:23
It was funny first time, but not every single time after that.

It's just not the same without the midgets.
Fritchley
08-12-2004, 15:32
Following this thread has been a challenge fun at times, puzzling at others, some of the contributors must be 'wetter than an otters pocke' but hey I have enjoyed the contributions :confused:
Anonymous Peeps
08-12-2004, 15:36
Following this thread has been a challenge fun at times, puzzling at others, some of the contributors must be 'wetter than an otters pocke' but hey I have enjoyed the contributions :confused:

What?
Chicken pi
08-12-2004, 15:41
What?

Don't worry, he's just being a grockly hoohaa.


:D Just being confusing.