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Who has a nation inspired or named after the classic tv show Little Britain!!!!???!!!

Who has a nation inspired or named after the classic tv show Little Britain!!!!???!!!
I don't.

Wooooooo, wooooooo!

Do you get it? I'm a ghost!!

(That's one for people who really know their Little Britain)

*Points at interesting name*

I want that one.

*Points at interesting name*

I want that one.
Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I know.

But I want that one!

But I want that one!
And that one.

But you thaid that you didn't like that one.

But you thaid that you didn't like that one.
Yeah, I know.

Are you the only gay in the village?

(Was gonna be said sooner or later...)

Are you the only gay in the village?

(Was gonna be said sooner or later...)
No, but I think Legless Pirates likes cock.

No, but I think Legless Pirates likes cock.

Funny... I just though he liked my sister.

Funny... I just though he liked my sister.
Just because he likes muff doesn't mean he's not adverse to a bit of bumfun every now and then.

Who would have guessed that a thread about Little Britain would have degenerated so quickly into smut?

You started it... now get me a baby-shandy... BECAUSE I'M A LAAAADY!

You started it... now get me a baby-shandy... BECAUSE I'M A LAAAADY!
Don't forget to sit down when you piss!

Who has a nation inspired or named after the classic tv show Little Britain!!!!???!!!
computer says no

"Chocolate cake Chocolate cake Chocolate cake, have ya any nuts?"

*Puts to ear*

"He wants to talk to you."

computer says no
I love you

Yeah, I know.

Well here you are, have that one

"Chocolate cake Chocolate cake Chocolate cake, have ya any nuts?"

*Puts to ear*

"He wants to talk to you."

*Plays little wooden flute*

and who made this?

I don't.

Wooooooo, wooooooo!

Do you get it? I'm a ghost!!

(That's one for people who really know their Little Britain)
-Paul, do you need assistance? It is Paul, isn't it?

-Yes, this man says he's not scared.

-Not scared, eh? Well, we'll soon see about that. Wooooooo. Wooooo, yeah? Wooooooo, yeah, yeah?

-No, I've tried that. It doesn't seem to work.

-Hold on, I have an idea. *BANG!* The door slam. I thank you.

(I'm sorry, but that really is quite pathetic.)

-No, it doesn't seem to be working.

-Well, what about this. Wooooo.

-Look, the chair is moving.

-But what is moving the chair?

-No?

(No, not doing anything for me.)

-No.

-Oh, we've never had trouble like this before.

-Well, we'll have to leave it for today, but tomorrow, well be back, and we'll bring Pauline.

(And what's so scary about Pauline?)

-She's quite tall.

-Oh, you've spoilt it now.

Well here you are, have that one
I want the other one.

how did you get up there?

how did you get up there?
I fell

I shouldn't stay up late. Then I have to put up with all you crazy limeys...

I fell
Is there a reason why you've taken all your clothes off?

I shouldn't stay up late. Then I have to put up with all you crazy limeys...
Wouldn't it be a great shame if all the books in this beautiful library were boinked to the ground?

-Yes, I'd have to pick them up. And I've just had a hip replacement.

(In case anyone hasn't worked out, I'm having great fun quoting sketches from the original radio show)

and who made this?

Mrs Jones, the one that left her husband for the sports mistress

Is there a reason why you've taken all your clothes off?
I got hot

I shouldn't stay up late. Then I have to put up with all you crazy limeys...
Maybe you should quote some American show that they wouldn't know.

Maybe you should quote some American show that they wouldn't know.
Good idea.

Maybe you should quote some American show that they wouldn't know.
No, we get all the American shows too. They're just not as good.

I think I could make a theme song for that...

No, we get all the American shows too. They're just not as good.
Worth a try anyway.

I think I could make a theme song for that...
Lots of sad people on the interne-et, doo-doo, doo, doo
Pretending to run their own natio-ons, doo-doo, doo, doo
I've got a good idea
Just you keep me near, I'll be so good for...

...TheNationStatesMessageBoard!

Worth a try anyway.
am i bovered? do ya fink im bovered? does this face look bovered?

am i bovered? do ya fink im bovered? does this face look bovered?

I heart Tink.

Sorry, that has nothing to do with what you're all talking about, but I just wanted to say it anyway.

You guys and your third dimension.

I heart Tink.

Sorry, that has nothing to do with what you're all talking about, but I just wanted to say it anyway.
Bitty. Want bitty.

You guys and your third dimension.

Yeah, what about it?

Lots of sad people on the interne-et, doo-doo, doo, doo
Pretending to run their own natio-ons, doo-doo, doo, doo
I've got a good idea
Just you keep me near, I'll be so good for...

...TheNationStatesMessageBoard!

Fantastic. When can you start?

Yeah, what about it?
-Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five.
-Thousand
-Oh, really? 'Cuz I only see two.
-Sounds like a personal problem.

Can I help you with that prime minister

Bitty. Want bitty.

Not bitty now, bitty later.

want bitty now

want bitty now
I think Granny has some.

Quiet in class!

*Plays Trumpet*

Quiet in class!

*Plays Trumpet*
Beckett! Smith! You read!

Yes, together!

Hewitt! Davis! Join them!

Scotch accents!

Oh, this is terrible, we're getting nowhere! I'll read! The...last...

Look, the beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.

What should I do with this primitive Earth towel?

Put it on Frylock's computer; that thing's always over heating

Hey! Don't put that towel on my computer!

I'm gonna!

The laser rings! They do nothing!
Look brother, these ain't nothing but disco lights.
But the installer said that they were prison laser rings.
Do not listen to him, for he is a witch!
Look fellas, I gotta go.
Oh, and leave before you take over our minds with some spell, witch?

Hey look, over there, it's Melt Disney World!

Yea, but no but yea but no but yea but no but ooooh, you can't say that 'cause you know Susie Jenkins, well she went behind the bikesheds with Will Johnson and got all hot and steamy and she went like wooo and he put his hand into her love cushions and like, shutup 'cause I never done it, kay!

Who has a nation inspired or named after the classic tv show Little Britain!!!!???!!!

Little Britain is over-rated.

Little Britain is over-rated.
Try listening to the original radio series - much better than the initial TV outing. The TV version has improved immeasurably for the new series though.

Try listening to the original radio series - much better than the initial TV outing. The TV version has improved immeasurably for the new series though.

Still over-rated. One or two funny sketches but hardly deserved of the title 'classic'.

Still over-rated. One or two funny sketches but hardly deserved of the title 'classic'.
Hmmm. Good argument

Hmmm. Good argument

Explain.

Explain.
Well, what does "Still overrated" mean. Does it mean, "Yes, I've heard them and I still don't think it's funny," or, "No, I'm not going to bother but still slag it off anyway"?

Well, what does "Still overrated" mean. Does it mean, "Yes, I've heard them and I still don't think it's funny," or, "No, I'm not going to bother but still slag it off anyway"?

I've seen it many times. I like Little Britain. It has some very funny sketches on it. I just disagree with all the hype around it. There are many parts of it that are so bad they are embarassing. It is not a classic.

I've seen it many times. I like Little Britain. It has some very funny sketches on it. I just disagree with all the hype around it. There are many parts of it that are so bad they are embarassing. It is not a classic.
Seen? I was talking about hearing. Like I said, listen to the radio show. Much better than the first TV series. And if you're embarrassed watching it you're probably missing the point.

Seen? I was talking about hearing. Like I said, listen to the radio show. Much better than the first TV series. And if you're embarrassed watching it you're probably missing the point.

I don't feel embarassed for myself.

I haven't heard the radio show, so shall not pass judgement.

Yeah but no but yeah but.. shut up anyway!

I haven't heard the radio show, so shall not pass judgement.
Welcome to the auditions for the Royal Academy of Dramatic Drama. The aim of these auditions is to offer fifteen young men, and fifteen young wo-men, the chance to study to be actors in the theatre.

Every year we receive 10,000 applicants, of which we immediately cull nine and a half thousand.

(Damn! Can't remember how they get from 500 to 100)

The remaining one hundred applicants proceed to the next stage of the auditions, after which fifty are invited to live.

The process of whittling down the applicants from fifty to the final thirty is a very difficult, and arduous one. And it's at this point that we must realise that some very talented, vibrant young performers, are ultimately going to be led off into a room and mashed up real bad.

Any questions?

Welcome to the auditions for the Royal Academy of Dramatic Drama. The aim of these auditions is to offer fifteen young men, and fifteen young wo-men, the chance to study to be actors in the theatre.

Every year we receive 10,000 applicants, of which we immediately cull nine and a half thousand.

(Damn! Can't remember how they get from 500 to 100)

The remaining one hundred applicants proceed to the next stage of the auditions, after which fifty are invited to live.

The process of whittling down the applicants from fifty to the final thirty is a very difficult, and arduous one. And it's at this point that we must realise that some very talented, vibrant young performers, are ultimately going to be led off into a room and mashed up real bad.

Any questions?

What are you on about?

What are you on about?
Not very perceptive, are you?

Not very perceptive, are you?

Not very funny, are you?

Eh-Eh-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
(mobile phone rings)
Hello. yes. Sorry, I'm rather busy.
(hangs up)
Eh-Eh-Eeeeeeeh.

Britain britain britain
Discovered in 1742 by sir Henry Britain
sold a year later for fenic and the promise of a kiss
this we know hello
but what about the people of britain?
who they?
what they?
and What do?

Not very funny, are you?

Play nicely, children. He was probably quoting the radio series.

Play nicely, children. He was probably quoting the radio series.
Yar, 'tis true, m'dear.

By the way, why did they get rid of the crazy scottish hotel bloke?

"If you were to ask me on Monday, I would say yeeeeeeeees."

By the way, why did they get rid of the crazy scottish hotel bloke?

"If you were to ask me on Monday, I would say yeeeeeeeees."

Cos he wasn't funny, probably.

Oh come on.

"I shall answer this question through the medium of dance."

Brilliant.

Although now my brother won't stop doing it.

Oh come on.

"I shall answer this question through the medium of dance."

Brilliant.

Although now my brother won't stop doing it.

It was funny first time, but not every single time after that.

It was funny first time, but not every single time after that.

It's just not the same without the midgets.

Following this thread has been a challenge fun at times, puzzling at others, some of the contributors must be 'wetter than an otters pocke' but hey I have enjoyed the contributions :confused:

Following this thread has been a challenge fun at times, puzzling at others, some of the contributors must be 'wetter than an otters pocke' but hey I have enjoyed the contributions :confused:

What?

What?

Don't worry, he's just being a grockly hoohaa.


:D Just being confusing.