NationStates Jolt Archive

1) Do you guys really eat fried pizza, fried mars bars, and fried battered hamburgers?!

2) You guys must have like 10 heart attacks a day, why don't you just have a salad?

3) We here in america already thought you were crazy enough for eating sheep guts, and wearing man-skirts, what are you trying to prove now?

4) Can you please, please, please not send these food products to America? My girlfriend already has enough junk in the trunk if you know what I mean. The last thing we lardy americans need is god damn fried pizza!

Erm... Scottish eat fat <-> Americans are fat?

1) Do you guys really eat fried pizza, fried mars bars, and fried battered hamburgers?!
Fried pizza and hamburgers yes, the mars bars were a fad.
2) You guys must have like 10 heart attacks a day, why don't you just have a salad?
Salads taste like shit dude. Fried pizza= food of the gods.

3) We here in america already thought you were crazy enough for eating sheep guts, and wearing man-skirts, what are you trying to prove now?

we are trying to prove that we can eat deep fried everything and still not be as fat as yanks
4) Can you please, please, please not send these food products to America? My girlfriend already has enough junk in the trunk if you know what I mean. The last thing we lardy americans need is god damn fried pizza!
Let her have the fried pizza dude, she can at least be a happy fat bastard.

How do you fry pizza without making a mess?

You can fry anything, you just put batter on it and deep fry it up.

I have had fried
chocolate bars ~~~ too sweet, who would have thought?
pickles ~~~ yuk
Bannana apple ~~~ actually not bad
ice cream ~~~ melted a little lol
donair sandwhich, i shit you not (donair is a lebanese thing, with beef, lettuce, sweet sause) ~~~ tasted very very gross
beef jerky ~~~ really good lol

Just this little place that makes deep fried whatever, you bring your own food and they fry it up for you....

thats awesome. i want some :D. and americans eat cow and buffalo tongues so i dont think eating a stomach is nothing to say. ever have mountain oysters?

You can fry anything, you just put batter on it and deep fry it up.

I have had fried
chocolate bars ~~~ too sweet, who would have thought?
pickles ~~~ yuk
Bannana apple ~~~ actually not bad
ice cream ~~~ melted a little lol
donair sandwhich, i shit you not (donair is a lebanese thing, with beef, lettuce, sweet sause) ~~~ tasted very very gross
beef jerky ~~~ really good lol

Just this little place that makes deep fried whatever, you bring your own food and they fry it up for you....
I had a deep fried spaghetti bolognaise one time in Edinburgh. To tell the truth, it was a little bit more greasy than I generally like.

You can fry anything, you just put batter on it and deep fry it up.

I have had fried
chocolate bars ~~~ too sweet, who would have thought?
pickles ~~~ yuk
Bannana apple ~~~ actually not bad
ice cream ~~~ melted a little lol
donair sandwhich, i shit you not (donair is a lebanese thing, with beef, lettuce, sweet sause) ~~~ tasted very very gross
beef jerky ~~~ really good lol

Just this little place that makes deep fried whatever, you bring your own food and they fry it up for you....

Ok. Lets say I want to deep fry my slice of pizza. I make some batter, pour the batter over the cheesy side of the slice, and drop it into a pan filled with sizziling grease?

Do I completely submerge the pizza in the grease? Do I have to flip it, like when you are making a pancake or grilling a hamburger?

This last question is pretty stupid, but what exactly is in batter? Is it just and water and flour or do you need other stuff like eggs and sugar?

Ok. Lets say I want to deep fry my slice of pizza. I make some batter, pour the batter over the cheesy side of the slice, and drop it into a pan filled with sizziling grease?

Do I completely submerge the pizza in the grease? Do I have to flip it, like when you are making a pancake or grilling a hamburger?

This last question is pretty stupid, but what exactly is in batter? Is it just and water and flour or do you need other stuff like eggs and sugar?
You dont batter a fried pizza dude,
(you could but it tastes better unbattered)

Ok. Lets say I want to deep fry my slice of pizza. I make some batter, pour the batter over the cheesy side of the slice, and drop it into a pan filled with sizziling grease?

Do I completely submerge the pizza in the grease? Do I have to flip it, like when you are making a pancake or grilling a hamburger?

This last question is pretty stupid, but what exactly is in batter? Is it just and water and flour or do you need other stuff like eggs and sugar?

the batter i was told is not unlike the stuff you see on corn dogs, and ya it has to be deep fried like french fries...

As for pizza, you would just get it wet and spread batter on it and if the peice could fit in your fryer your good to go.

I saw someone getting a big thing of carrots deep fried, so im guessing pizza would be No problem... :cool: