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C'mon in! We'll dance! We'll Shmooze, have some nosh.

And dance with our cousins!

.. Plus all the Donuts, Latkes and Money you can eat.

Yes... or you can pocket the money...whichever.


There is one rule here though..... *Thinks* eh, i guess it's not important if i can't remember it.

*goes off to horde the donuts*

Nes Gadol Hayah Sham!

Woot!!

w00t

HAPPY HANUKKAH Y'ALL !

*Runs off and eats a doughnut, and a $10 note*

edit: Yay also for 500th post.

Ah hanukkah ... such a fun little festival. I'll have to remember to dust off Eight Crazy Nights and watch it with the kids.

8 Crazy Nights?

I could barely stand the movie.. so... disturbing. Well that is Sandler's Genre but still.

Anyways Candle Lightning will be at 7:00 Pm EST.

Everyone remember to bring their own Menorah and light it... but no Flamethrowers! We're only supposed to light 1... or all 8 depending on how you were raised. Both are fine.

Aw screw it.. Flamethrowers and Naplam are now allowed! :D

Bizzli anyone?

Can i light my Menorah 7pm GMT ?

That's only in twenty minutes :D.

Pretty please ..

Everyone remember to bring their own Menorah and light it... but no Flamethrowers!

Hanukkiah ... there can only be one Menorah and it was destroyed with the Temple. :)

I'm assuming it's sunset where you are?

because you havbe to wait for the 3 stars to pop out for it to be considered the Next day.

So if it is, then you are allowed to light your Menorah now. For those that have already lit, well light yours here. :)

hmmm we should put a picture of a lit Menorah here.

What do you think?

Hanukkiah ... there can only be one Menorah and it was destroyed with the Temple. :)

Yeah...but we got Action Figures Menorah! With Jew Kvetching Action!

*presses a button*

Does anyone have bagels.....

I saw a moses action figure once .. with 10 commandments and a wooden staff.

http://www.kosherzone.com/riverwalk/hanukia.gif

w00t menorah.

Yeah...but we got Action Figures Menorah! With Jew Kvetching Action!


*giggle*

Ah yes.. those Biblical action figures..

Remember Job? He was the most depressing...

hold on let me get a picture

http://www.trainupachild.com/images/jobback2.gif

Happy Hanukkah

Happy Hanukkah!!!!!!!!!!!!

--- Question:Are the 12 days of Christmas some jealous Christians attempt to outdo the 8 Festival of Lights nights? And why dont we celebrate Christmas for 12 days dammit? *cry and sob and stuff*

I find Hanukkah offensive.

Happy Hanukkah! Huzzah!

I find Hanukkah offensive.

Muhaha, ok.

Live with it.

happy Hannukah. Make it a good one. :)

I find Hanukkah offensive.
And I find your face offensive. [j/k]

Lets party guys!!!
w00t, go Hanukah, done stuffing myself with latkes and doughnuts, and now... damnit, only seven days left. *starts crying*

W00t, Sp@mqueen advisor!!!
And happy Hanukah wwa and MuhOre, and the rest of the guys who posted here excepting Minoriland who I assume isn't Jewish!

I've brought in my own Hanukiah, could someone help me bring it in, its a bit heavy.
http://www.grapevine.org/menorah.jpg

Sanctaphrax: If we light that thing, there's going to be Lava all over the place. O_o

Sumamba Buwhan: Of course...Christians always try to outdo us..but you guys dont have the unity we do! Plus everyone knows an 8 sleeping is Infinity.. so it shows our celebration is forever. :D

What's your 12 sideways? Looks like a girl in the doggy position or something... damn you christians are horny... ^^; :fluffle:

Tell you what, we'll light it on the eighth day, that way, i'll be so full of good food I won't care!

Happy happy,

Joy joy.

Happy Hanukkah, I'm getting Seinfeld seasons 1 and 2 tonight!

Happy Hanukkah, I'm getting Seinfeld seasons 1 and 2 tonight!

doesn't it kind of kill the surprise?

I got lots and lots and lots *continues for a long time* and lots of chocolate.

I'm gonna have freckles for the rest of my life when i'm done!

Anyways.. tonight we light the first candle

*says prayers*

http://www.uahc.org/va/bnai_shalom/hanukkah/bless1.jpg

http://www.uahc.org/va/bnai_shalom/hanukkah/bless2.jpg

http://www.uahc.org/va/bnai_shalom/hanukkah/bless3.jpg

*lights the first candle*

http://www.uahc.org/va/bnai_shalom/hanukkah/hanerot.jpg


I hope all the Jew's on NationStates have had a Great First night! Remember this holiday focuses mainly on Junk Food! This is like the jewish version of Halloween! Well some say Purim... but Purim doesnt get as much candy. :D

http://www.kshs.org/research/collections/graphics/menorah.jpg

Hag Semiach V'Layla Tov Shel Ani Lech Lishon Achshav.

Translation: Happy Holidays and Good Night, for I'm Going to bed Now.


well soon anyways. :P


If there is any question you Goyim (hehe i said goy) that you would like to know about Hanukkah i will reply to them tommorow. :)

*gorges on more donuts and runs off*

YAY! Can't wait for whatever I'm getting.

Just remember guys, to play dreidel with your siblings and to spend time with your family. Let's not look like greedy Christians now...

EDIT: Aw dang, you reminded me that I have to relearn Hebrew sometime soon. I have the books here somewhere.

Tonight is the last night of Hanukkah.

Hope you've had a great 8 days and had lots of fun... and ummm other stuff.

Remember to get out your devil forks or crowns or crosses or whatever.

Purim Is next!

Sanctaphrax: If we light that thing, there's going to be Lava all over the place. O_o

Sumamba Buwhan: Of course...Christians always try to outdo us..but you guys dont have the unity we do! Plus everyone knows an 8 sleeping is Infinity.. so it shows our celebration is forever. :D

What's your 12 sideways? Looks like a girl in the doggy position or something... damn you christians are horny... ^^; :fluffle:

ewww I hope you weren't calling me Christian. I am not affiliated with those freaks.

*tosses Hanukkah gelt to all her friends.*

Fine your not Christian... Your a Goy you happy ya Shvitz?

Gratz?

did you just call me a hermaphrodite? how'd you know??

Gratz? WTF is that? Man go back to Russia You Captialist Cat!

did you just call me a hermaphrodite? how'd you know??

because i'm jewish...we know all

*flashes Illumni symbol*

because i'm jewish...we know all

*flashes Illumni symbol*


Us non-jewish know all now too... didn't you get the memo?

Hahahah a goy in the illumnati? not even the ACLU have that power...

*MIB's everyone to make them forget this msg*

You Need Jesus. Stop With Your Lame Stuff. Merry Christmas Go Put Up A Tree>

..

*takes out a menorah, says the prayers and lights the candles*

Now say your prayers Christmas Tree!

*lights the tree on fire with the menorah*


bwhahhahaha wheres your messiah now eh?

Ahahahaha.

Laughs as i run into each house down my street lighting their christmas tree's.

Take that !

edit: MuhOre, your on quite the hilarious roll today.

*lights you on fire as well*

yes..yes i am!


but i'm only rolling because i'm on fire! O_O

*runs around screaming and rolling*

Lol ha ha ah ah. Wee this is a fun thread.


Hat dang its the last night, but tommorow last day! Yay

HAy we are suppose to keep the illumi. thing secret. Der.

Burn! Burn! Tree. Now look at all those pretty colours and flames.

Who needs Kvetching action figures when you have Grandparents. They're way better. :D

i g2g but i might be back later... possibly...proably...not. =\

I dunno we'll find out later.

Hahahah a goy in the illumnati? not even the ACLU have that power...

*MIB's everyone to make them forget this msg*

the ACLU is just another branch of the Illuminati - I think you were duped. You know nothing of the high order apparently.

And stop calling me scum :( - hermaphrodites have feelings too you know

The holiday of the evil ones...

but Purim doesnt get as much candy. :D


Yeah ... but it gets a lot more booze ... :D

Hanukkah sounds fun! :D