Beat Me With A Stick For Not Reading An Article
My Gun Not Yours
07-12-2004, 18:44
Exercise your right to beat me with a stick for not reading an article and then posting! My Bad!
Nsendalen
07-12-2004, 18:45
*beats*
My Gun Not Yours
07-12-2004, 18:48
ow! ow!@ ow@$#$ ow!
*while taking out a cattle prod* So.. what article was it anyways?
*Proceeds to put the initials "LOL I SUX0RZ" on your backside*
My Gun Not Yours
07-12-2004, 18:53
no! not the stick up the ass for not reading the CBC article about the deserter!
AAAAAUUUGH!
*stops before he reaches you*
ah yes...
it's probably better... i mean in American someone might try to kill him.. in Canada he'd be heralded as hero.
hmmm
I know who deserves a beating! The person who suggested you needed one in the first place! :D
*Gets out riot stick with a eltric cattle prod on the end. Stabs forward at the face and region between the legs and under the pelvis until whatevers there burnt off* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Evil Laugh*
Dobbs Town
07-12-2004, 18:59
*stops before he reaches you*
ah yes...
it's probably better... i mean in American someone might try to kill him.. in Canada he'd be heralded as hero.
hmmm
I know who deserves a beating! The person who suggested you needed one in the first place! :D
Don't look at me. He came up with the idea of being beaten with a stick.
Must be some kinda masochist, that one...
Must be some kinda masochist, that one...
Oooh! Oooh! That reminds me of a joke, that i probably heard here!
Ok a Mascochist and Sadist are lying in bed.
Masochist says: Hit me!
Sadist says: No!
:D Gives himself +1 Joke props. =D
Nsendalen
07-12-2004, 19:29
:D
Good one.
*beats MuhOre and MGNY some more*
*is beaten*
aghhhhhh! Why me?! X_X
*whaps you with his stick*
Nsendalen
07-12-2004, 19:42
You broke the rules by not inflicting pain on him :p
*beats*
My Gun Not Yours
07-12-2004, 19:42
aaauuugh!
I'm sorry X_X
*gives Gunny 10 pineapples*
You know what to do..
My Gun Not Yours
07-12-2004, 19:58
Oogh! Ooow! Wwoooo! Aaah! Eeeiiiyah! Oooieeya! Aaahhh! Oh Oh Oh! Uuuuuuuaaah!
I have the feeling your enjoying this....
Dobbs Town
07-12-2004, 20:05
Kinky.
Kryozerkia
07-12-2004, 20:06
Seen it a million times... who cares if you haven't read it?
I blame you Dobb's Town!
IF you didn't make him feel bad about not reading that article, this thread would not be some sort of Kinky Bondage Thread!
*Gets out a cattle prod and puts the Initials PWND! on your forehead*
Cisalpia
07-12-2004, 20:22
(whips out large branch)
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(takes deep breath)
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Ahh... i feel better.
Dobbs Town
07-12-2004, 20:29
I blame you Dobb's Town!
IF you didn't make him feel bad about not reading that article, this thread would not be some sort of Kinky Bondage Thread!
*Gets out a cattle prod and puts the Initials PWND! on your forehead*
Hey, I like Kinky Bondage, it's no problem from this quarter...
...but I don't think he feels bad...
...I don't go in for cattle prods or branding, though, MuhOre...
...and besides, that's not my forehead...
My Gun Not Yours
07-12-2004, 20:32
And that's not my hand on your a...
Dobbs Town
07-12-2004, 20:37
And that's not my hand on your a...
*ahem*
You might want to check out the plumbing before you go any further, Gun... My SO and I like my mix-and-match endowments, but you might not care for them...
So kindly remove your hand (or whatever other appendage you may be employing) from my 'a..', please. In the interests of propriety, anyway.
Yevon of Spira
07-12-2004, 20:42
*BEAT BEAT BEAT*
Stands up. Admires work.
*Cat-of-nine-tails pulled out of nowhere*
*WHIP WHIP WHIP*
My Gun Not Yours
07-12-2004, 20:59
Oh No! It's A Strap-on!
Carrys the bleeding My Gun Not Yours and throws him off a bridge. MuhOre swiftly follows.
Let's hope Serafima doesnt find this thread... she might mistake it for a bondage thread. ;)
*starts pouting honey all over Gunny and releases a bunch of vegetarian bears*
.. damnit! THey brang the wrong order!
*suddenly the bears turn christians and attack gunny*
Hurray!
Skapedroe
08-12-2004, 01:25
Exercise your right to beat me with a stick for not reading an article and then posting! My Bad!
they consider news to be "spam" on these boards
My Gun Not Yours
08-12-2004, 01:27
Well, my crime was not reading the spam before I answered - several times...
Skapedroe
08-12-2004, 01:37
Well, my crime was not reading the spam before I answered - several times...
and other people get mod oppressed just by speaking truth to power
Faithfull-freedom
08-12-2004, 01:40
Thats what we all get for making an ass out of u and me you assumer! :)
Teh Cameron Clan
08-12-2004, 01:41
*pushes thread off cliff*
*while wearing masterchiefs suit to protect self from sticks proads strap ons and pineapples*
*Throws everyone else off bridge, including the bears and christians, admire the lovly looking jam below....*