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Its...

Its...
a comedy sketch show starring John Cleese, Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam and oh shit what's happening to my memory. I do know this but my dull deskjob is pickling my brain.

Well, er, let's ask the man in the street what he thinks.

French Au Pair: I am not a man you silly billy.

Man on Roof: I'm not in the street you fairy.

Man in Street: Well, er, speaking as a man in the street... (a car runs him over) Wagh!

a comedy sketch show starring John Cleese, Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam and oh shit what's happening to my memory. I do know this but my dull deskjob is pickling my brain.

Graham Chapman! How could you forget King Arthur and Brian?

tsk tsk... bad Torching Witches

Its Funny
A Classic
Flying Circus Hah The Joke That won WWII Hah

What? I knew it began with G, but my mind went blank.

Its...
A decently funny group of preformers who make funny movies.

I enjoy some British humor but I think some American nerds over-quote Monty Python. I grow tired of it at times. Still funny though.

Its...

"funnier than seeing a irate tall man and a pet shop owner argueing over whether a parrot is either alive or deceased, whilst at the same time giving a timeless parody of a speech of the then prime minister....oh wait...."

"funnier than seeing a irate tall man and a pet shop owner argueing over whether a parrot is either alive or deceased, whilst at the same time giving a timeless parody of a speech of the then prime minister....oh wait...."

Indeed.

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I work all night and I sleep all day..."

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I work all night and I sleep all day..."

Wrong!



BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.


MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.


BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama.

BARBER and MOUNTIES:
I (He) cut(s) down trees. I (He) wear(s) high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
BARBER:
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama!

Yeah, well. I'M doing it from memory...

Yeah, well. I'M doing it from memory...

I know it off by heart. I just copied off a website to save time.

The Joke That won WWII
All hail Ernest Scribbler!
TO THE UNKNOWN JOKE

A man with three buttocks.

ahem
I would like to complain about a parott that I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique

ahem
I would like to complain about a parott that I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique

Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

A decently funny group of preformers who make funny movies.

I enjoy some British humor but I think some American nerds over-quote Monty Python. I grow tired of it at times. Still funny though.
BLASPHEMER

"Do you have any cheese at all?"

And now, a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

"Do you have any cheese at all?"

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bazouki player!

Stop, stop. This is getting silly. It started off as a good idea...
Serious question now...if you were called Bruce, would you go to the University of Worramaloo to study philosophy?

lol

i was there when it first came out in...i prefer to forget - my parents were outraged by it :D

what's so cool is that people still find it funny

I like the philosopher's drinking song best...very appropriate for the course i'm studying which has a philosophical component

*sits down and sings*

Ooh! Immanuel Kant...

was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger...

...was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table!

David Hume...

he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

...was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table!

David Hume...

...could outconsume Schopenhaeur and Hegel,
and Wittgenstein...

And now, a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose.

and now in stereo.

Wecome to the Castle Anthrax.

The castle Anthrax?

Yes. Its not a good name.

Aye. But its nae ordinairy rabbit.

You must bring us...A SHRUBERY!!
aA shurbery!

A shrubery?

Yes! NI! NI!

(Keep in mind, this is all from memory, I'm such a geek {ie. A nerd with a social life, lol})

...could outconsume Schopenhaeur and Hegel,
and Wittgenstein...

...And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

A geek is a nerd with a social life? Guess that's me :D

"Do you have any cheddar?"
"Don't get much call for it around here, sir."
"Cheddar is the single most popular cheese in the world."
"Not around here, sir."
"Listen, I am going to ask you if you have ANY cheese in this store. And if you say no, I am going to shoot you. Do you have any cheese in this store?"
"Yes, sir... I mean, no, sir."
*shoots the cheese-shop proprietor*

This is all from memory as well, so don't blame me for any mistakes :cool:

I find it overrated. Amusing, yes..but not worthy of a cult following. However, I've only seen the Spanish Inquisition skit, and the Holy Grail.

I find it overrated. Amusing, yes..but not worthy of a cult following. However, I've only seen the Spanish Inquisition skit, and the Holy Grail.
You should watch more then...watch Life Of Brian first. Then if you want the best sketches, find the Cheese Shop sketch and the Dead Parrot sketch.

I personally liked the double-sighted mountaineering sketch... the Twin Peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro (sp?)!

"Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Carribean"

I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratch.

[QUOTE=St Peters See]

I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

QUOTE]
"We put on women's clothing and hang around in bars" is the national motto of the Transsexual Transvestites of Dragistan. Our head of state is Queen Sidney the Lumberjack.

The best thing ever to come out of british media.......

No! Not the Holy Hand Grenade! Poor rabbit...

Here was me thinking Americans hadn't heard of it. I'm surprised no ones quoted anything from Meaning of Life yet. I mean, there's some choice scenes. The Sex Ed class, "Every Sperm is Sacred", "Bring in the machine that goes BLEEP", forced organ donation.... hang on, isn't that an NS issue? I smell a conspiracy.

Here was me thinking Americans hadn't heard of it. I'm surprised no ones quoted anything from Meaning of Life yet. I mean, there's some choice scenes. The Sex Ed class, "Every Sperm is Sacred", "Bring in the machine that goes BLEEP", forced organ donation.... hang on, isn't that an NS issue? I smell a conspiracy.
Would you like a mint? It's wafer thin.

"You lucky Bastard."

And now for something completly diffrent...

"IT looked like there was no escape for Auther and his knights but then the aminator had a fatal heart attack."

Be quite.. Be quite.. I ORDER YOU TO BE QUUUATE!!!....BLOODY PEASANT! :mp5: 'elp..'elp I'm being repressed violence is inherant in the system violence is inherant in the system!!...On second thought let us not go to Camelot...tis a silly place. OOOH FUCK OFF I'M FULL EVEN IF IT IS ONLY WAFER THIN!

Vote Hilter!!!

i fart in your general direction your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Vote Hilter!!!
In a class I had once this kid had to fo a presentation on Hitler, with visual aids, and he spelt it Hilter. it was pretty funny

Vote Hilter!!!
Pure Genius

What? I knew it began with G, but my mind went blank.Graham....

Welcome to the middle of the film.

Welcome to the middle of the film.
Oh fishy, fishy, fishy FISH!

What? No one has mentioned the Arguement sketch yet? It's just like the NS General forum. You go into one thread and end up getting nothing but abuse only to learn you should be in the forum next door wher you just get some guy that keeps saying "no it isn't" and "yes it is". Okay, only somewhat like the NS General forum. But still, a funny sketch.

Dinsdale!

Dinsdale!!!

Damn that Spiney Norman


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Oh God!!!! Oh God!!!! Oh God!!!!!! Why cant i ever escape Monthy Python???!!! As much as I like it why do people needlessly see the need to continously quote it??????? :headbang:

Oh God!!!! Oh God!!!! Oh God!!!!!! Why cant i ever escape Monthy Python???!!! As much as I like it why do people needlessly see the need to continously quote it??????? :headbang:
You can. Just don't open threads entitled "Monty Python". Simple, yet effective.

"At least I don't work for Jews"

You can. Just don't open threads entitled "Monty Python". Simple, yet effective.

Smart arse!!!!!!

Losers

Losers

Loser for wasting your time to tell us that! Pathetic.

err... can we have your liver?

Loser for wasting your time to tell us that! Pathetic.

err... can we have your liver?

I concur.

Khwarezmian Motto.

"Flatulato Vestrum Partim."

It's latin. Holy Grail.
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'It's a horrible beast!' *does impression of teeth with fingers*

Eric the Half-A-Bee...

Decomposing Composers.....

He he he, I'm listening to Monty Python Sings right now. :p

"and lets have the machine that goes 'Ping!'"

I have done and will continue to quote Monty Python until i "Draw [My] Terminal Breath."

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- Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
- We don't have baked beans!
- Can I have spam instead?

Loser for wasting your time to tell us that! Pathetic.

err... can we have your liver?

I dunno...a guy like that might have already torqued his liver on various hard liquors

"Ohhhh! I'll scratch your eyeballs out!" :)

"I am an Enchanter. Some call me....Tim The Enchanter?"

"You're arm's off."
"No it Isn't."
"What's that, then?"
"Eh....It's only a flesh wound. Have at thee!"

"This Parrot is no more!"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

"We eat Ham and Jam and Spam-a-lot!"
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place."
"Aye."

*Intermission*

"Then you must cut down the greatest tree in the forest with.....A Herring!"

"What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"What do you mean? African or European?"
"I don't know that..."
*Yearg!*

"And then the animator suffered a fatal heart attack."

"Welcom to the castle Anthrax."
"What kind of a name is that?"
"Yes, I know, it's not a very good name for a Castle."
Later.....
"Naugty Zoot! Evil, Naugty Zoot! We must punish her. First....You must spank her! And after you spank her, spank me! (And Me! And Me!) Then, after the spanking comes the Oral Sex!"

"Run Away!"

"And the aptly named 'Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film'"

"Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away!"
so sings the minstrels of Sir Robin, that is, before they were eaten by the beast
BwaHaHa...

"Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away!"
so sings the minstrels of Sir Robin, that is, before they were eaten by the beast
BwaHaHa...

Correction: The beast did not, in fact, eat the Minstels. Sir Robin himself and the rest of the party did in the dead of winter. And there was much rejoicing.

*Yay*

"I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"

...proceeds to try and sell/give spam...

"I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"