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Dyslexics Untie!!!

St Peters See
07-12-2004, 11:24
So welcome all you gementeln and leidas, and remebmer:

"We don't know and we don't acre!"
Torching Witches
07-12-2004, 12:35
Yuoe'v bene roddeb!
The Imperial Navy
07-12-2004, 12:41
If this is a joke it's a sick one that you should be beaten for.

Very funny though... :D
Smeagol-Gollum
07-12-2004, 12:46
I have a friend you know ....

He's an insomniac agnostic dyslexic....

Poor chap lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Niccolo Medici
07-12-2004, 12:48
Pyromaniacs of the world ignite!
St Peters See
07-12-2004, 13:16
Hehe!
Draconia Dragoon
07-12-2004, 13:25
I have a form of dyslexia called aspergers syndrome and we don't speak like that...

:sniper:
Armed Bookworms
07-12-2004, 13:55
Why can dyslexics always spell dyslexic correctly?
The Imperial Navy
07-12-2004, 13:59
Why can dyslexics always spell dyslexic correctly?

'cos they always see the damn word. It kinda gets stuck in their head.
Neo sephrioth
07-12-2004, 13:59
i duno im a dislexic with disgraphia and dispraixa
Insperia
07-12-2004, 14:22
I have a form of dyslexia called aspergers syndrome and we don't speak like that...

Aspergers is a type of Autism, not dyslexia.
Legless Pirates
07-12-2004, 14:23
Aspergers is a type of Autism, not dyslexia.
I thought they were a vegetable?
Torching Witches
07-12-2004, 14:25
I thought they were a vegetable?
No, you're thinking of carrot.
St Peters See
07-12-2004, 14:33
No, you're thinking of carrot.

No because, my Nan has carrot and has done for thirty years.
The disillusioned many
07-12-2004, 14:56
No, you're thinking of carrot.

no, you're thinking of asparagus
Torching Witches
07-12-2004, 14:57
no, you're thinking of asparagus
oh dear God
St Peters See
07-12-2004, 14:58
no, you're thinking of asparagus

Hehe. Sorry, I'm thinking of a turnip that's exactly the same shape as a thingy. Hehe.
The Imperial Navy
07-12-2004, 14:58
I think this thread is next for the mod bomb...
CelebrityFrogs
07-12-2004, 14:59
Two dyslexics on the piste, one says to the other "are we supposed to zig zag or zag zig" His friend replies "I've no idea, let's ask that guy over there!"
So they ask him "are we supposed to zig zag or zag zig".
"Don't ask me mate" he says "I'm a toboganist!"
and the first dyslexic replies "In that case I'll have 20 Marlboro and a box of matches"

(If I spelt toboganist wrong don't blame me, I'm dislecksik)
St Peters See
07-12-2004, 15:00
I think this thread is next for the mod bomb...

Yeah, no doubt Sanctaphrax will run off screaming.
Torching Witches
07-12-2004, 15:00
*in before lock*
St Peters See
07-12-2004, 15:05
Sanctaphrax, may I ask why you're such a twat?
Torching Witches
07-12-2004, 15:17
Sanctaphrax, may I ask why you're such a twat?
Just to make doubly sure it gets deleted...
St Peters See
07-12-2004, 15:17
Just to make doubly sure it gets deleted...

Yep. I'm on verge of deletion here torching. Watch your back.
Torching Witches
07-12-2004, 15:20
Yep. I'm on verge of deletion here torching. Watch your back.
Got your next nation name in mind yet?
Neo sephrioth
07-12-2004, 15:21
spam reported
St Peters See
07-12-2004, 15:21
Got your next nation name in mind yet?

Khron or sommat
Torching Witches
07-12-2004, 15:23
spam reported
Thanks.
St Peters See
07-12-2004, 15:24
Thanks.

Hanging on in here!
Neo sephrioth
07-12-2004, 15:24
tourching tg me ill tell you something
Upper Class Idiots
07-12-2004, 15:33
tourching tg me ill tell you something

Hello. Can I shoot you? You look like a fox!
Mauiwowee
07-12-2004, 15:34
Join DAMN - National Mothers Against Dyslexia
Torching Witches
07-12-2004, 15:35
Hello. Can I shoot you? You look like a fox!
Hello Sean
Upper Class Idiots
07-12-2004, 15:39
Hello Sean

I say what on earth are you on about old fruit?
Cogitation
07-12-2004, 16:10
*in before lock*
This is spam. DO it again, and you get an official warning.

Now, as the entire thread borders on trolling, iLock.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation