NationStates Jolt Archive


Why?

My Gun Not Yours
07-12-2004, 03:56
Why do all men believe that they can fight, f**k, and drive like experts? Even if they aren't?

Please explain this one to me.
Mutant Dogs
07-12-2004, 03:59
*TAKES A POO ON YOUR FACE*
Nsendalen
07-12-2004, 03:59
Because over-exposure to the inherent coolness of doing these three things in the media plays into their fantasies, and they see real men doing it, and OMG, they're men, they MUST be able to!

Until they crash into that tree.

:p
I V Stalin
07-12-2004, 04:00
They just do. Although saying "all men" is unfair, as I don't think I can fight or fuck like an expert. Driving on the other hand...no, I'm crap at that as well. Seriously, never ask me to reverse park.
Chodolo
07-12-2004, 04:01
Testosterone.

Incidentally, the cause of 90% of all wars.
Mutant Dogs
07-12-2004, 04:02
OMG MORE POO
Zekhaust
07-12-2004, 04:07
Why do all men believe that they can fight, f**k, and drive like experts? Even if they aren't?

Please explain this one to me.


Want to know the hidden reason?

OMG MORE POO

Becuase this guy exists. Now excuse me while I die laughing.
Antogonist
07-12-2004, 04:08
This is coming from a man: Men are to stupid to get there heads around the fact that they are not as cool as they believe, and are not invicible. I know some kid who is a twig (really scrwany) and he thinks he can beat up everyone (in actual fact I imagine one punch would kill him). I think men have wrapped there minds around a sterotypical man , one that is strong, cool, and drives fast. Seeing these constant sterotypes puts an image into their mind that if they want to be a man, they must be good at these things. That is probably why women are more intellectually and emotionally stronger then men. And that is why women would probably make better world leaders then most men.
Mutant Dogs
07-12-2004, 04:11
Want to know the hidden reason?



Becuase this guy exists. Now excuse me while I die laughing.

OMFG INSULT? OR MORE??!?!?!
Mutant Dogs
07-12-2004, 04:13
This is coming from a man: Men are to stupid to get there heads around the fact that they are not as cool as they believe, and are not invicible. I know some kid who is a twig (really scrwany) and he thinks he can beat up everyone (in actual fact I imagine one punch would kill him). I think men have wrapped there minds around a sterotypical man , one that is strong, cool, and drives fast. Seeing these constant sterotypes puts an image into their mind that if they want to be a man, they must be good at these things. That is probably why women are more intellectually and emotionally stronger then men. And that is why women would probably make better world leaders then most men.

OMFG YOU WANT BE POOED UP TOO??!?!?!
Incenjucarania
07-12-2004, 04:43
Why do all men believe that they can fight, f**k, and drive like experts? Even if they aren't?

Please explain this one to me.

Some people read fantasy, some think its real.

I myself can fight better than average (I have a bit of boxing training, I'm large and strongish, and I'm nasty), I'm not sure on my sexual ability (I've only been with one girl, and I was constantly nervous), but I have magic fingers that get me begged for sex... so I can't be -that- bad at it, and I can drive in easy conditions, but I'm bad enough that I've avoided trying for a license.. for.. seven years.. eh heh..

But, yeah, many men are complete idiots.