NationStates Jolt Archive

Are they insane?!

Hey! DOn't smear us insane people!

umm well its to populate and keep their species alive...but maybe we are insane

Why do people have children?

Because they taste so good with hollandaise sauce.

Pills are forgotten//condoms split// and other equally valid reasons.

So they can kill off the planet faster, everyone knows that.

- Asylum Nova

Oh yes, we are entirely insane. Nuts, in fact, but not for that reason alone.

kids are great, its not really until later you realize how much work you put in and how little sleep you got

Because sex is fun, feels good, and in case you were educated in an abstinence -only sex education program, that's where babies come from. :rolleyes:

Because sex is fun, feels good, and in case you were educated in an abstinence -only sex education program, that's where babies come from. :rolleyes:
Yeah, that too. lol

I plan on never having kids. Ever.

Am I just wierd, or are other people like that?

Yeah, that too. lol
LOL

Cho, that's what I said right before I had three kids...

Because they're fun to make?(or so I've heard)

I plan on never having kids. Ever.

Am I just wierd, or are other people like that?
I reckon most people are(guys anyway) hence my "forgotten" pills//split condom remark earlier.

People reproduce to continue the structure of "civilization" which will one day destroy planet earth as we know it. We are like a virus that will never end until we completely destroy and consume the planet that we live in.

Right-Wing, you sound like you're Agent Smith.

I reckon most people are(guys anyway) hence my "forgotten" pills//split condom remark earlier.
Yeah, but I was talking with some friends, and they were all saying they wanted kids eventually...

I don't. I hate kids. I couldn't imagine any instance where I would want kids.

I plan on never having kids. Ever.

Am I just wierd, or are other people like that?I planned on that, too. Two kids later I have to admit that Yes, YES! I AM INSANE!Mwahahahahahaaaa!


But that was more child-induced than inducing :D

I plan on never having kids. Ever.

Am I just wierd, or are other people like that?

Me too. We're the sane ones. :D

Maybe it's just because I've grown up in a big family and seen what the monsters can do when concentrated in a small area.

Yeah, but I was talking with some friends, and they were all saying they wanted kids eventually...

I don't. I hate kids. I couldn't imagine any instance where I would want kids.

Then don't have any and forget you ever were one. :)

I think it's specifically to annoy me at movies. The whole world has it in for me!

I plan on never having kids. Ever.

Am I just wierd, or are other people like that?
yeah everyone thinks that

then you meet a nice girl, she lets you have sex with her, its good
she wants to get married so you get married
she wants a baby, so you have a baby

your life is never your own again.

Yeah, but I was talking with some friends, and they were all saying they wanted kids eventually...

I don't. I hate kids. I couldn't imagine any instance where I would want kids.
Why do you hate kids? I'm a teacher, I love kids.

yeah everyone thinks that

then you meet a nice girl, she lets you have sex with her, its good
she wants to get married so you get married
she wants a baby, so you have a baby

your life is never your own again.
That does it, I'm turning gay.

**Tries really hard to turn gay...**

yeah everyone thinks that

then you meet a nice girl, she lets you have sex with her, its good
she wants to get married so you get married
she wants a baby, so you have a baby

your life is never your own again.

Jeez, you sound bitter, and you're a woman.

yeah everyone thinks that

then you meet a nice girl, she lets you have sex with her, its good
she wants to get married so you get married
she wants a baby, so you have a baby

your life is never your own again.
But yet you don't complain because having her is worth it.

That does it, I'm turning gay.

**Tries really hard to turn gay...**

Don't pull a muscle.

Right-Wing, you sound like you're Agent Smith.

Is it not true though? what do you think will happen in about 150 years? the only realistic solution is for a gigantic genocide to occur in which most populations are exterminated leaving a small population that will not destroy the earth because of its small size. Of course no one wants to except this reality because its "wrong" or "crazy".... but this conformist opinion will help bring an end to this world.

But yet you don't complain because having her is worth it.
oh as soon as you see that baby it OWNS you. its the weirdest thing. you dont have a life and you dont care, you are living in wife/baby bliss.

oh as soon as you see that baby it OWNS you. its the weirdest thing. you dont have a life and you dont care, you are living in wife/baby bliss.
I'm already living in fiance/baby on the way bliss and I'm perfectly fine with it.

Why do you hate kids? I'm a teacher, I love kids.
become a babysitter, pays more.

Jeez, you sound bitter, and you're a woman.It's true, though. Your life as your own self sufficient, self directing human is over. It never stops. My sister in law and brother in law are both over 50 and still take their crap home to their mother.... :rolleyes: I kid you not.

Funny, I'm a man, and my first wife suddenly decided after the birth that she didn't want children.

That's fine - I love kids, and I'm pretty good with raising them, too. I have three, and no, they don't OWN me. It's not for people who want to continue enjoying the fruits of single life, but there's no better recipe for the future than influencing your own children.

After all, what are YOU doing to create the people of tomorrow? Engaging in wishful thinking?

become a babysitter, pays more.
Are you kidding me? I make a lot.

Jeez, you sound bitter, and you're a woman.
nah there just isnt any sense in talking LUV to a teen boy

nah there just isnt any sense in talking LUV to a teen boy

What about me?

What about me?
dude, Boston is awesome! I lived in Cambridge for awhile, love that area!

Are you kidding me? I make a lot.
and where do you teach

and where do you teach
A public school in a suburb of Cleveland.

..because my genes are living on in the next generation, damnit.

I'm already living in fiance/baby on the way bliss and I'm perfectly fine with it.
wait til that baby comes, the first time s/he grabs your finger and smiles right at you is incredible.

wait til that baby comes, the first time s/he grabs your finger and smiles right at you is incredible.

Yay chemicals!

Breastfeeding is an especially good bonding mechanism. Releases its own set of 'love chemicals'.

Some many not consider it romantic, but I kinda like the fact that the human body is designed to love.

Yay chemicals!

Breastfeeding is an especially good bonding mechanism. Releases its own set of 'love chemicals'.

Some many not consider it romantic, but I kinda like the fact that the human body is designed to love.

it amazes me that there are people who are immune to it. walk away from your baby!! HOW??

Is it not true though? what do you think will happen in about 150 years? the only realistic solution is for a gigantic genocide to occur in which most populations are exterminated leaving a small population that will not destroy the earth because of its small size. Of course no one wants to except this reality because its "wrong" or "crazy".... but this conformist opinion will help bring an end to this world.

Humans are a very small part of this world. I will admit that with our technology we could do a lot of damage to the earth, but compared to so many other creatures, we really have not been alive as a species that long. Basically at this point we are pretty much an insignificant species. So much would go on without us.