Buddhist joke
This, I felt, was worth a larger audience.
A zen student walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
Tell more jokes. Be funny.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
Quarter-pounder with cheese.
(NO! That is not right! I should be ashamed!
...and I am.)
New Foxxinnia
07-12-2004, 01:02
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Legless Pirates
07-12-2004, 01:17
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Frisbeeteria
07-12-2004, 02:02
A zen student walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The vendor hands him the dog, and the zen student hands him a couple of bucks. After standing there a minute, he speaks up.
"Your sign says hot dogs are a buck fifty. Where's my change?"
The vendor replies, "Change must come from within."
The vendor hands him the dog, and the zen student hands him a couple of bucks. After standing there a minute, he speaks up.
"Your sign says hot dogs are a buck fifty. Where's my change?"
The vendor replies, "Change must come from within."Hehe. I like it.
Six wise, blind elephants were discussing what humans were like. Failing to agree, they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience.
The first wise, blind elephant felt the human, and declared, "Humans are flat."
The other wise, blind elephants, after similarly feeling the human, agreed.
Daistallia 2104
07-12-2004, 04:35
Check out A lighter side of Buddhism (http://www.serve.com/~cmtan/buddhism/Lighter/index.html) - heaps of Buddhist humor.
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Tree falling in the forest.
Q: How many wives does Buddhism allow?
A: You may have as many as your tolerance for misery can bear.
Dharma the Cat (http://www.dharmathecat.com/) is also fun.