NationStates Jolt Archive

Just throw out any bible quote you can think of. Topic isn't really important, nor is the speaker of the quote. Just throw out anything that comes to mind (Along with where it is in the Bible).

Genesis 6:66 And if he will be nameth Klonor, he will die a virgin

"I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage."

Exodus 20.1

"Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me."

Exodus 20.5

The ever popular Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

If God is for us who can be against us
Romans 8:31

Or how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me cast out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote that is in thy brother's eye. - Luke 6:42

"The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoresth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and they staff will comfort me.
'Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever."

Psalm 23

For whiners I like Numbers 11:1

“And when the people complained, it displeased the Lord: and the Lord heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the Lord burnt among them, and consumed them that were in the uttermost parts of the camp.”

These are good, these are really good! Keep 'em coming!

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
"there is an appointed time for everything, and a time for every affair under the heavens. A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to uproot the plant. A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to tear down, and a time to build. A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance. A time to scatter stones, and a time to gather them; a time to embrace, and a time to be far from embraces. A time to seek, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away. A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to be silent, and a time to speak. A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace."

As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church. -1 Corintians 14:34-35

Not a quote from the Bible as such - but my favourite prayer/creed

The Apostle's Creed

I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.

I believe in Jesus Christ, God's only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to the dead.
On the third day he rose again;
he ascended into heaven,
he is seated at the right hand of the Father,
and he will come again to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. AMEN.

It's nice, but right now I need actual quotes from the Bible

For cannibalism you can't beat Jeremiah 19:9

“And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness.”

What if someone tries to get you to convert to another religion?

“If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy firend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods…thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.”

Deuteronomy 13:6-10

"And a man will choose...any wickedness, but the wickedness of a woman...Sin began with a woman and thanks to her we all must die" Ecclesiasticus, 25:18, 19 & 33

"And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her." Ecclesiastes 7:26

"For a man...is the image and glory of God; but woman is the glory of man. For man did not come from woman, but woman from man; neither was man created for woman but woman for man. For this reason, and because of the angels, the woman ought to have a sign of authority on her head." - 1 Corinthians 11:7-9

"A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent..." -1 Timothy 2:11-15

Dakini is in the spirit of things.

What do you need the quotes for?

"Remember the Sabbath Day to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labor and do all thy work, but the Seventh is the Sabbath of the Lord thy God. In thou shalt not do any work. Thou nor thy son nor thy daughter, nor thy manservent nor thy maidservent not thy cattle nor thy stranger that is within thy gates. For in six days the Lord made the heaves and the earth and the sea and all that in them is and rested the seventh day. Wherefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath Day and hallowed it. Exodus 20:8-11

"Therefore let us come boldly before the throne of Grace, that we may find mercy and grace to help in our time of need. " Hebrews 4:16.

Revelations 21:4
And God wiped out every tear from their eyes, and death became no more. Neither mourning nor outcry nor pain be anymore. The former things have passed away.

and god said to abraham "you shall kill isaac your son".
and abraham said "i'm sorry, you'll have to speak into the microphone"
and god said "oh right. is this better? check check one two. jerry, can you pull the high end up, im still getting a lot of hiss-back".

"Let us hear the conclusion of the matter: Fear God and keep His commandments: for this is the whole duty of man. For God will bring every work into judgment with every secret thing, whether it be good or whether it be evil." Ecclesiastes 12:13,14

I love the Ecclesiastes quotes!

Ecclesiastes 1

1 The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem. 2 Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity. 3 What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun? 4 One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for ever. 5 The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose. 6 The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to his circuits. 7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again. 8 All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing. 9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun. 10 Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us. 11 There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after. 12 I the Preacher was king over Israel in Jerusalem. 13 And I gave my heart to seek and search out by wisdom concerning all things that are done under heaven: this sore travail hath God given to the sons of man to be exercised therewith. 14 I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit. 15 That which is crooked cannot be made straight: and that which is wanting cannot be numbered. 16 I communed with mine own heart, saying, Lo, I am come to great estate, and have gotten more wisdom than all they that have been before me in Jerusalem: yea, my heart had great experience of wisdom and knowledge. 17 And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of spirit. 18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

Happy are those who take your children and dash them against a stone.

(Psalm 127:9)

Dakini is in the spirit of things.

What do you need the quotes for?

I'm writing an essay about how Islam and Christianity are essentially the same religion, once the superificial traditions are looked beyond, and need evidence from the religous documents to back up my claims. I have a copy of the Koran right next to me but have as yet been unable to find a copy of the Bible for purchase......okay, I really just haven't bothered to look for a Bible to purchase, but I plead lazyness as an excuse.

"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

St John 14.6

hey klanen, are u really planning on b-ing a vigin for all eternity?
:fluffle: :eek: :sniper: :headbang: :gundge: :mp5:

I'm writing an essay about how Islam and Christianity are essentially the same religion, once the superificial traditions are looked beyond, and need evidence from the religous documents to back up my claims. I have a copy of the Koran right next to me but have as yet been unable to find a copy of the Bible for purchase......okay, I really just haven't bothered to look for a Bible to purchase, but I plead lazyness as an excuse.

Man, this is a weak and ineffective way to do research. There are tons of Bible sites on the internet.

http://www.bibleontheweb.com/

http://www.gnc.org/Bible/

http://www.biblegateway.com/

Also, for a comparison of the Bible and the Qur'an:

http://www.quranicstudies.com/printout25.html

http://www.timeoftrouble.com/quran/quran-bible23-37.html

http://www.geocities.com/twoedged_sword/bible_quran.html

2 Chronicles 1:11 - God answered Solomon, "Because this was in your heart, and you have not asked possessions, wealth, honor, or the life of those who hate you, and have not even asked long life, but have asked wisdom and knowledge for yourself that you may rule my people over whom I have made you king,

klonor,wrong splelling, sry

Here are my favorite quotes:

"The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man avails much" -James 5:16

"Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look after orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world." -James 1:27

"But in your hearts set apart Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect." -1 Peter 3:15

"I know, O Lord, that a man's life is not his own; it is not for man to direct his steps. Correct me, Lord, but only with justice - not in your anger, lest you reduce me to nothing" - Jeremiah 10:23-24

"We acknowledge, O Lord, our wickedness and the iniquity of our fathers; for we have sinned against thee. Do not abhor us, for thy name's sake, do not disgrace the throne of thy glory: remember, break not thy covenant with us. Are there any among the vanities of the nations that can cause rain? Or can the heavens give showers? Art not thou he, O Lord our God? Therefore we will wait upon thee; for thou hast made all these things"
- Jeremiah 14:20-22

Hope this helps you in your endeavors.

"And say, Thus saith the king, Put this fellow in the prison, and feed him with bread of affliction and with water of affliction, until I come in peace."

1. Kings 22.27

"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." (I Corinthians 14:34-35)

since eclesiastes is taken ill go with all of psalm 137

By the waters of Babylon, there we sat down and wept, when we remembered Zion.

On the willows there we hung up our lyres. For there our captors required of us songs, and our tormentors, mirth, saying, "Sing us one of the songs of Zion!" How shall we sing the LORD's song in a foreign land?

If I forget you, O Jerusalem, let my right hand wither! Let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth, if I do not remember you, if I do not set Jerusalem above my highest joy!

Remember, O LORD, against the E'domites the day of Jerusalem, how they said, "Rase it, rase it! Down to its foundations!"

O daughter of Babylon, you devastator! Happy shall he be who requites you with what you have done to us! Happy shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!



for some reason its always been one of my favorites

In NIV, it reads:

The lowly he sets on high, and those who mourn are lifted to safety.
Of course, near the end of the Book of Job, you find out that Eliphaz et al screwed up in God's eyes in trying to console Job :rolleyes: but hey, He gave them a chance to repent.

Mark 9:39-41
"Do not stop him," Jesus said. "No one who does a miracle in my name can in the next moment say anything bad about me, for whoever is not against us is for us. I will tell you the truth, anyone who gives you a cup of water in my name because you belong to Christ will certainly not lose his reward."

A good passage on how Christians should not hate their brothers.

I'm writing an essay about how Islam and Christianity are essentially the same religion, once the superificial traditions are looked beyond, and need evidence from the religous documents to back up my claims. I have a copy of the Koran right next to me but have as yet been unable to find a copy of the Bible for purchase......okay, I really just haven't bothered to look for a Bible to purchase, but I plead lazyness as an excuse.


Uh...I have like 40. What version do you need? You can also check out this link (www.bible.com) which has like 5 versions on it.

On to the quotes...Now that I know your purpose.

Exodus 21:20-28: 20 And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21 Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money. 22 If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine. 23 And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life, 24 Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, 25 Burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe. 26 And if a man smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye's sake. 27 And if he smite out his manservant's tooth, or his maidservant's tooth; he shall let him go free for his tooth's sake. 28 If an ox gore a man or a woman, that they die: then the ox shall be surely stoned, and his flesh shall not be eaten; but the owner of the ox shall be quit.

Leviticus 11:
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Leviticus 11

1 And the LORD spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them, 2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth. 3 Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat. 4 Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. 5 And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. 6 And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. 7 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. 8 Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you. 9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. 10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: 11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. 12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you. 13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, 14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind; 15 Every raven after his kind; 16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, 17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, 18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, 19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat. 20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you. 21 Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth; 22 Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. 23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you. 24 And for these ye shall be unclean: whosoever toucheth the carcase of them shall be unclean until the even. 25 And whosoever beareth ought of the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even. 26 The carcases of every beast which divideth the hoof, and is not clovenfooted, nor cheweth the cud, are unclean unto you: every one that toucheth them shall be unclean. 27 And whatsoever goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even. 28 And he that beareth the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: they are unclean unto you. 29 These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind, 30 And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole. 31 These are unclean to you among all that creep: whosoever doth touch them, when they be dead, shall be unclean until the even. 32 And upon whatsoever any of them, when they are dead, doth fall, it shall be unclean; whether it be any vessel of wood, or raiment, or skin, or sack, whatsoever vessel it be, wherein any work is done, it must be put into water, and it shall be unclean until the even; so it shall be cleansed. 33 And every earthen vessel, whereinto any of them falleth, whatsoever is in it shall be unclean; and ye shall break it. 34 Of all meat which may be eaten, that on which such water cometh shall be unclean: and all drink that may be drunk in every such vessel shall be unclean. 35 And every thing whereupon any part of their carcase falleth shall be unclean; whether it be oven, or ranges for pots, they shall be broken down: for they are unclean and shall be unclean unto you. 36 Nevertheless a fountain or pit, wherein there is plenty of water, shall be clean: but that which toucheth their carcase shall be unclean. 37 And if any part of their carcase fall upon any sowing seed which is to be sown, it shall be clean. 38 But if any water be put upon the seed, and any part of their carcase fall thereon, it shall be unclean unto you. 39 And if any beast, of which ye may eat, die; he that toucheth the carcase thereof shall be unclean until the even. 40 And he that eateth of the carcase of it shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: he also that beareth the carcase of it shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even. 41 And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth shall be an abomination; it shall not be eaten. 42 Whatsoever goeth upon the belly, and whatsoever goeth upon all four, or whatsoever hath more feet among all creeping things that creep upon the earth, them ye shall not eat; for they are an abomination. 43 Ye shall not make yourselves abominable with any creeping thing that creepeth, neither shall ye make yourselves unclean with them, that ye should be defiled thereby. 44 For I am the LORD your God: ye shall therefore sanctify yourselves, and ye shall be holy; for I am holy: neither shall ye defile yourselves with any manner of creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 45 For I am the LORD that bringeth you up out of the land of Egypt, to be your God: ye shall therefore be holy, for I am holy. 46 This is the law of the beasts, and of the fowl, and of every living creature that moveth in the waters, and of every creature that creepeth upon the earth: 47 To make a difference between the unclean and the clean, and between the beast that may be eaten and the beast that may not be eaten.

1. How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the
2. joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy
3. belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies. Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.
4. Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in
5. Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus. Thine head upon thee is like Carmel, and the hair of thine head
6. like purple; the king is held in the galleries. How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!
7. This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to
8. clusters of grapes. I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the
9. boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that
10. goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak. I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me.
11. Come, my beloved, let us go forth into the field; let us lodge
12. in the villages. Let us get up early to the vineyards; let us see if the vine
13. flourish, whether the tender grape appear, and the pomegranates bud forth: there will I give thee my loves. The mandrakes give a smell, and at our gates are all manner of
pleasant fruits, new and old, which I have laid up for thee, O my beloved.

Chapter 8

1. O that thou wert as my brother, that sucked the breasts of my
2. mother! when I should find thee without, I would kiss thee; yea, I should not be despised. I would lead thee, and bring thee into my mother's house, who
3. would instruct me: I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate. His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should
4. embrace me. I charge you, O daughters of Jerusalem, that ye stir not up, nor
5. awake my love, until he please. Who is this that cometh up from the wilderness, leaning upon her
6. beloved? I raised thee up under the apple tree: there thy mother brought thee forth: there she brought thee forth that bare thee. Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for
7. love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it:
8. if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned. We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we
9. do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and
10. if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes
11. as one that found favour. Solomon had a vineyard at Baalhamon; he let out the vineyard
12. unto keepers; every one for the fruit thereof was to bring a thousand pieces of silver. My vineyard, which is mine, is before me: thou, O Solomon, must
13. have a thousand, and those that keep the fruit thereof two hundred. Thou that dwellest in the gardens, the companions hearken to thy
14. voice: cause me to hear it. Make haste, my beloved, and be thou like to a roe or to a young
hart upon the mountains of spices.

Lev. 13:27 - If you eat monkeys, you must first rub them thrice on your nutsack, for I am the Lord.

"Remember the Sabbath Day to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labor and do all thy work, but the Seventh is the Sabbath of the Lord thy God. In thou shalt not do any work. Thou nor thy son nor thy daughter, nor thy manservent nor thy maidservent not thy cattle nor thy stranger that is within thy gates. For in six days the Lord made the heaves and the earth and the sea and all that in them is and rested the seventh day. Wherefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath Day and hallowed it. Exodus 20:8-11But doesn't in Mark (I think Mark2:20ish), Jesus say "The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath"?

Genesis 6:66 And if he will be nameth Klonor, he will die a virgin
Or a Klingon.

Or a Klingon.
I thought the other possible translation of virgin was white raisin?

In the same region there were some shepherds staying out in the fields and keeping watch over their flock by night. And an angel of the Lord appeared before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them; and they were terribly frightened.

But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid; for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy which will be for all the people; for today in the city of David there has been born for you a Savior, who is Christ the Lord. This will be a sign for you: you will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger."

Luke 2:8-12

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."