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Are hoplophobes sexually inadequate?

My Gun Not Yours
06-12-2004, 21:17
Are they?
Brittanic States
06-12-2004, 21:18
Fuck knows.
btw what are hoplophobes?
Chodolo
06-12-2004, 21:18
Darn those hoplophobes.

**Checks inside pants**
My Gun Not Yours
06-12-2004, 21:19
A hoplophobe is anyone who is afraid of weapons, and who, out of that fear, would never use one.
Brittanic States
06-12-2004, 21:21
A hoplophobe is anyone who is afraid of weapons, and who, out of that fear, would never use one.
Ah ok thanks, what the hell does that have to do with sexual inadequacy tho?
Chodolo
06-12-2004, 21:22
Well-endowed guys don't need guns to make themselves feel worthy.

Thus, it is the gun nuts who are sexually inadequate. ;)
My Gun Not Yours
06-12-2004, 21:22
It's from Freud. People with a fear of guns and knives are, according to the old Dr., sexually immature and inadequate.
Jayastan
06-12-2004, 21:24
Ya and I want to fuck my mother too :rolleyes:
The God King Eru-sama
06-12-2004, 21:24
Ya and I want to fuck my mother too :rolleyes:

Fuck your mother with a knife?
Nsendalen
06-12-2004, 21:27
Roffle!

Well, I think most people would be afraid of a weapon if pointed at them.

Me, I've fired one, but only at targets. As for unwillingness to use one, I'm only unwilling to KILL with one.

I'd gladly put out someone's kneecaps if they were threatening me though :P
Brittanic States
06-12-2004, 21:29
Ya and I want to fuck my mother too :rolleyes:
You gotta stop putting that on your resume dude.
My Gun Not Yours
06-12-2004, 21:39
I'm not making this up, honest. It's pure Freud!
Legless Pirates
06-12-2004, 21:40
I'm not making this up, honest. It's pure Freud!
And Freud is always right?
My Gun Not Yours
06-12-2004, 21:42
As right as Noam Chomsky!
My Gun Not Yours
06-12-2004, 21:42
That's a joke, son! Don't you get it?
Legless Pirates
06-12-2004, 21:43
That's a joke, son! Don't you get it?
yes... it's just lame
Tactical Grace
06-12-2004, 21:43
http://www.a-human-right.com/RKBA/s_hishome.jpg

This man clearly wants the world to believe that he has an enormous p----. Who has the sexual inadequacy complex here?
Brittanic States
06-12-2004, 21:43
Me and Bill Hicks wanna fuck Freuds mom, is that wrong?
My Gun Not Yours
06-12-2004, 21:44
Well, thanks to nuclear testing in the 1960s, my prick is enormous. No thanks to Freud, or even Smith & Wesson.
Brittanic States
06-12-2004, 21:44
http://www.a-human-right.com/RKBA/s_hishome.jpg

This man clearly wants the world to believe that he has an enormous p----. Who has the sexual inadequacy complex here?
Why is his dick shaped like a rifle tho?
Tactical Grace
06-12-2004, 21:46
Why is his dick shaped like a rifle tho?
Ah, there you have the gun as an extension of the phallus, as opposed to the hand.
The God King Eru-sama
06-12-2004, 21:47
Masturbation must be expensive with that.
New Kiev
06-12-2004, 21:51
http://www.a-human-right.com/RKBA/s_hishome.jpg

This man clearly wants the world to believe that he has an enormous p----. Who has the sexual inadequacy complex here?

Something about it not being size that matters comes to mind.
The True Right
06-12-2004, 21:51
Ah, there you have the gun as an extension of the phallus, as opposed to the hand.


Sorry but I'd rather a rifle sized one then a puny hand sized. Plus that dude was black, armed with a high powered rifle. Shoot he may be raping all of our white women! :rolleyes:
North Shetlands
06-12-2004, 21:53
god masturbation is fun, so is shooting; but i prefer masturbation
New Kiev
06-12-2004, 21:53
Sorry but I'd rather a rifle sized one then a puny hand sized. Plus that dude was black, armed with a high powered rifle. Shoot he may be raping all of our white women! :rolleyes:

You gotta love sectarians.
North Shetlands
06-12-2004, 21:54
it's not a high powered rifle, its a 12 guage shot gun
New Kiev
06-12-2004, 21:55
god masturbation is fun, so is shooting; but i prefer masturbation

Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only fucking yourself.
My Gun Not Yours
06-12-2004, 21:55
Can't expect a hoplophobe to correctly identify a weapon, much less a phallus.
North Shetlands
06-12-2004, 21:57
i agree, it always pisses me off when people try to argue a point, and they don't even have correct facts. I like the masturbation quote, thats funny.
Tactical Grace
06-12-2004, 21:57
Why would he need a scope on his shotgun?

And it's a rather puny one.
North Shetlands
06-12-2004, 21:59
why the hell is there a scope on his shotgun, that's not right.
My Gun Not Yours
06-12-2004, 22:00
Some people shoot slugs out of shotguns, instead of buckshot. Some shotguns have rifled barrels for this purpose, and are as accurate as a rifle out to about 100 yards. Hence the scope.
North Shetlands
06-12-2004, 22:02
thanks for the clarification
Tactical Grace
06-12-2004, 22:04
Some people shoot slugs out of shotguns, instead of buckshot. Some shotguns have rifled barrels for this purpose, and are as accurate as a rifle out to about 100 yards. Hence the scope.
Well that's really useful for "home defence". Heh, I've seen American gun lobbyists in documentaries, proudly declaring that their bolt-action scope rifle will keep night-time intruders at bay...riiight...

If they really do fear the black man breaking in during the night to abduct their daughter, a small pistol or even a Taser would make more sense. Otherwise, from what are they protecting their home? Urban warfare?
Nsendalen
06-12-2004, 22:06
OBVIOUSLY they're exercising their right to defend their property...

whenever they see someone shady at the end of their street :P
North Shetlands
06-12-2004, 22:06
you've got that wrong buddy. pistols are more feared then large weapons, because rifles and shotguns are used for hunting. You sound ignorant saying "pistols are ok". But then again, i think all guns should be legal, how much fun would it be to go bird hunting with a fully automatic rifle?
Nsendalen
06-12-2004, 22:08
*tasers North Shetlands, carries away and leaves somewhere safe*

For the best I think we can all agree :cool:
My Gun Not Yours
06-12-2004, 22:09
Well, each person can make their own choice as to what is adequate for self-defense. There is also "fun". I shoot most of my weapons as a hobby, so I like to have guns that don't fit in any particular niche.

Pistols are notorious for not stopping people. Yes, they die, but while they're dying, they continue to be a threat. Maybe even kill someone. So, you want something extra lethal. Shotguns are pretty good at very short range, but if you're hit with a 30-06 hunting round out of a bolt action, and you're hit in the torso, you're very likely to stop whatever you're doing. In addition, no doctor will probably be able to save you.

Modern hunting softpoints have a tendency, especially at close range, of destroying a wide radius around the point of impact. Keeps the deer from running off if you make an off shot. For people, it is substantial overkill, and far more damage than you'll take from a military style round.

I don't want an intruder to live to tell his side of the story, so I would use my 300 Win Mag in the house. I'll have to get a new carpet, and a new section of wall, but it will be worth it.

Pistols are for when you're not expecting action, but someone forces it on you. It's strictly for social situations you didn't want. If you knew you were going to a gunfight, you would have brought a rifle.
My Gun Not Yours
06-12-2004, 22:10
I might add that I've shot quite a number of people in combat with a bolt action, and it works just fine for me, close or long. So don't laugh.
Unified Sith
06-12-2004, 22:13
Ahh the General Forum the lowest of the low. I mean really did you have to post this complete waste of a thread?
Conceptualists
06-12-2004, 22:16
Ahh the General Forum the lowest of the low. I mean really did you have to post this complete waste of a thread?
Did you really have to post on it?
Brittanic States
06-12-2004, 22:17
Did you really have to post on it?
Hey dude, still off the smokes?
Conceptualists
06-12-2004, 22:20
Hey dude, still off the smokes?
Set back a week (everything that could go wrong did). But I still haven't had one for the past few days. :D
Brittanic States
06-12-2004, 22:22
Set back a week (everything that could go wrong did). But I still haven't had one for the past few days. :D
You should make a thread we can all encourage ya.
Yevon of Spira
06-12-2004, 22:31
Well-endowed guys don't need guns to make themselves feel worthy.

Thus, it is the gun nuts who are sexually inadequate. ;)
hear hear
Avios
06-12-2004, 23:03
Are they?

Nope. Go to Hell, murderer.
Shaed
06-12-2004, 23:10
http://www.a-human-right.com/RKBA/s_hishome.jpg

This man clearly wants the world to believe that he has an enormous p----. Who has the sexual inadequacy complex here?

His eyes... make my mind hurt... and his 'smile' looks kinda painful...

I don't know... he sort of looks evil, but not in the good way. In the 'maniacal would laugh maniacally at a crucial point in the plot, thus allowing the hero to escape and kill him' way.

And apparently my comments are actually *more* random at 9 in the morning than they are at 1 in the morning... strange.
Avios
06-12-2004, 23:14
I don't know... he sort of looks evil, but not in the good way.

What's the good kind of evil? :P
Ashmoria
06-12-2004, 23:16
Me and Bill Hicks wanna fuck Freuds mom, is that wrong?
considering how long she's been dead ... VERY WRONG
Yevon of Spira
06-12-2004, 23:19
What's the good kind of evil? :P
...I...Umm...*head explodes*
NOTBAD
06-12-2004, 23:27
Well-endowed guys don't need guns to make themselves feel worthy.

Thus, it is the gun nuts who are sexually inadequate. ;)


Well in that case, any guy that has a big car or house is sexually inadequate too! I don't think that not liking guns matters, one of my friends only dates guys in the NRA and according to her.... well guns have Nothing to do with it ;) .
Yevon of Spira
06-12-2004, 23:43
Well in that case, any guy that has a big car or house is sexually inadequate too! I don't think that not liking guns matters, one of my friends only dates guys in the NRA and according to her.... well guns have Nothing to do with it ;) .
Why would someone only date people in the NRA?